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Chapter 19: Big explosion, big success
After quite some time spent refusing to let myself wake up properly the sun of my back became too hot to ignore. With some effort I pushed myself up from Zoh, who also stirred in his sleep. I took a moment to look around and find out where we were. Somehow we had got to sleep on the island, stranger still I got to sleep on top of Zoh. As expected my head was resting on his chest.
The last memory I had of him he was wearing a shirt but now it was gone. My memory was so hazy that I had to glance down to check if we did anything last night. I felt a bit of pride in the knowledge that nothing happened after the events of the night. Only then did I notice Zoh was staring at me with a smile.
"Good morning. Or afternoon. I can't really tell on this island."
"I think it's still morning. Mind explaining why we are here anyway?"
"If I recall correctly your words were 'I want to spend the night un-interrupted for the first time since we came to the god-damn League'. So I suggested we stay here but by then you were already sound asleep."
"You have to admit, Shen dropping in on us every time we are doing anything is annoying."
"It is. I won't even try to deny it. But I consider time we spend together to be worth the wait."
"I feel the same way. Doesn't change the fact that he's annoying."
"If I were a man of strong feelings I would be hurt by your words. Thankfully, I am not." Shen declared from on top of the waterfall.
"This is a perfect example of what annoys me about you. Why are you even here? All we have been doing is sleeping. It's really not interesting at all."
"I came in to check how you two were doing after last night but found you both asleep, in much the same position as you are now. The first thing I noticed was that Zoh had a wine stain on his shirt so I removed it and put it in the wash. Right now I'm waiting for it to finish."
"How did you do this without waking either of us up?" Zoh asked while checking that the shirt was all Shen removed.
"Ancient Kinkou technique."
"You have a technique for removing a person's shirt while someone else is lying on top of them without waking either up?" I questioned, receiving only a nod in reply. A few seconds passed without word then suddenly Shen looked as if he heard something. He moved to sit on the edge of the waterfall then threw his hands into the air as if in celebration.
"It is clean now!" He announced while reaching into the waterfall and retrieving Zoh's shirt from the flow of water. The amount of inspection that shirt went through before Shen seemed satisfied was beyond reason to me. The strangeness of the situation grew when he pulled a book out from behind him and put on reading glasses over his face-mask. In one hand he held the shirt and in the other was Zoh's shirt. From where I was I could vaguely make out the title of the book to be something about wind-based magic by Janna, who I had only heard of a few times.
Shen tried to read the book for a while then looked up at the horizon.
"I don't even need glasses. I don't even own glasses. Where did these come from?"
He shrugged and threw the glasses to one side. Almost immediately after he shouted something that caused a small tornado to cover the shirt. I and Zoh stared in silence while Shen tried to wave the tornado away. Eventually he succeeded but not before the shirt was sent flying out to sea.
"Sorry about that. I'm practicing magic and it's taking some time to master. I'll get you another at some point."
"Don't worry about it I have twenty or so. Just promise me that next time you will work on your magic skills elsewhere."
"I'll go do that now. There are a few places I can think of where I would be allowed to practice."
He hopped down from the waterfall and left without another word. A wave of relief came over me and I put my head back on Zoh's chest.
"You're not ever going to attempt magic are you?" I asked, praying that he would not answer 'yes'. The worst thing I could imagine at that point was having Shen and Zoh practicing magic in our room.
"Nope. Mainly because I like solving problems with science just to prove I can but also because you're the magic person in this relationship. We have a nice mix of magic and science so I don't want to mess that up."
"Good because, honestly, I would have to take a week away from you. As much as I do love spending time with you I don't think I could deal with explosive magic destroying our room."
"Yeah sure. You could go about three days on your own before you came back and forced me to have sex with you."
"Okay you've got me there. Also I wouldn't force you into it. I would spend about five seconds seducing you then I'm ninety nine per cent certain you would be the one who starts it."
"It usually takes you way longer than that to get me to do anything."
"That's because I like working hard to get something because it makes the prize all the more worth it. I have a few things I can do which are really easy and work really fast."
"Tell you what, tonight we will put that to the test. I think your current record is about two minutes so attempt to beat that."
"Easy enough. I should probably mention that for a second or so you will be slightly annoyed then for the rest of it… we both know how you will feel for the rest of it."
"You have proven time and time again that you know how to please me better than anyone. With that said you are the only one with any experience in it."
"As well I should be. Now if you would be so kind as to pick me up I would appreciate it. My legs haven't woken up with the rest of me."
Zoh lifted me up slightly so that he could stand up. I would have happily gotten back to sleep right there but the day ahead looked promising. Guaranteed sex could make any day good though.
A few hours later (4th May 14:00):
Zoh POV
"Nocturne why are you sizzling?"
"I had a water-fight with Morgana but she used acid."
"Are you okay? Acid isn't something a normal person wants covering them."
"I'm fine. Feels kind of nice actually."
"I've only ever come into physical contact with acid once and 'nice' is one of the last words I would use to describe it."
"That's because you're a human. Otherwise known as the wimpiest of all the flesh-bags."
"Rude. Very rude."
"Poro's are tougher than you. It's not rude. It's fact."
"Still rude… anyway, are we going to work on the house today?"
"You can if you want but I'm doing some stuff with Morgana to try and get us back on track."
"I don't think I will be able to get Ahri to help with it today and I am not going to work on it alone."
"… Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"It's the unmistakeable sound of a man who has gone beyond 'that' point in a relationship."
"What's 'that' point?"
"Hmm how to explain this in a way you will understand… well, you know when one of your friends starts dating someone and after a few days the man loses all control of what they do because the woman has all the power? Yeah well, you're at that point."
"It's pretty much always been like that with me and Ahri."
"No you don't get it. Before now you have done what Ahri says because of either a single act of utter incompetence or because you adore that woman more than Fiddlesticks loves those damn birds of his. Did you know I found one of those things stuck between two parts of my right blade? Somehow it got lodged there. Took me ages to get it out."
"I can see how that could get very irritating, very fast. But… it looks like Ahri has done what she wanted so I'll be going. I'll probably see you later."
"Yeah I'm sure you will. Goodbye."
I waved to Nocturne while walking up to Ahri. She looked excited about something but earlier on she said I would have to wait and see what she asked the summoner about. I knew her well enough to guess that, no matter how much I asked, she was not going to tell me anything about it. The moment I got within ear-range she got on with business:
"So then, I think it's about time you told me what paint-balling is."
"Basically we get guns that shoot balls of paint and then shoot each other with them."
"That's it? What's the point?"
"It's fun."
"And that's why you have cleared out the entire dining hall?"
"Got to have somewhere to shoot each other? May as well be here."
"Okay, you've got me interested. Give me a gun and let's shoot each other."
"We can't just shoot each like this. What if we got shot in the eyes? Firstly you need a face-mask and overalls."
I passed Ahri her equipment but only caught brief glimpses of her expression which was less than ecstatic.
"What have I done to deserve to wear this? Did I punch you in the face at some point?"
"Do you want your clothes to be painted?"
"Is there else which doesn't cover me up like a nun?"
"Do you want to be painted?"
"I would if you cleaned me up afterwards."
"That's not going to happen."
"Fine then I'll wear this. What are you going to wear?"
"You really shouldn't have to ask that question after being with me this long."
While Ahri struggled with the overalls I put on my lightest set of armour and picked up my gun. For a few seconds I considered switching to the invis-armour but eventually decided that was basically cheating. To keep my mind of such things I fired a few shots off across the room, the sounds of which caught Ahri's attention immediately.
"That sounds like it could really hurt."
"A few bruises at worst."
She stopped getting dressed for a second to stare angrily at me. I knew it was something that I should have told her sooner but it was too late to go back and change that.
A few seconds later Ahri was ready so I started explaining the rules:
"To put it simply at each end of the hall is a flag. Mine is blue and yours is red. We are both going to start at the side with our flag. The objective is to get the other persons flag and bring it back to your end. If you get hit you have to return to your side, wipe off the paint then get back to the fight. Got it?"
"Yeah I get it."
"Okay good. When we both get to our sides Shen will count us down then the fight will begin. Finally it is best out of three and when we are done I will set up the next game type. Good luck."
"Before we start how much have you played this game?"
"I was a part of the capital city's team for a while when I was still a casual scientist."
"Great…"
"Don't worry that was years ago and I'll go easy on you."
Ahri trudged off in the direction of her flag so I jogged to mine. When we both reached our sides I gave the signal for Shen to start the countdown. From the door he shouted to us:
"Three… two… wait do you go on 'one' or on 'go'?"
"It's on 'go'."
"Ah thanks. Three… two… one… wait where do I go when you guys start?"
"You can stay there and watch or go and get on with your day."
"Thanks again. Three… two… one… can this wait a second I have to go pee."
"Just finish the countdown and you can go."
"That's a good idea. Okay, three… two… one... go!"
As soon as the countdown ended I jumped behind one of the pillars that ran the length of the room. A few shots pounded into the other side of the pillar, splatting paint over the floor. I peeked around the corner slightly to see where I could move to. Quickly I spotted a nearby table that would make for good enough cover. When I moved ever so slightly to get a better angle at it the floor just at my feet became covered in paint. I didn't even flinch as I knew she didn't have a good shot at me.
Moments later she stopped firing for a brief moment so I threw myself to the next piece of cover, firing as I went through the air. The heads-up display in my helmet worked out where the shots from earlier came from and pointed to behind the sushi bar. When I hit the ground the first thing that I thought about was how I never noticed the sushi bar before. I decided it would be best to think about it later and instead looked down at myself to check for any hits. Nothing caught my attention so I focused back on the explosions of paint hitting everything but me.
Once again she stopped firing so I popped out of cover and fired a controlled burst in her direction. To my surprise, and I imagine to hers as well, the paint-balls went through part of the sushi bar. My heads-up display showed that it was made of nothing more than plywood and some paper. She must have realised at the same time I did as she jumped behind one of the other tables before I could pull my gun up to take aim. The most obvious cover that I could move to was the next table up but that would put me only a few metres from Ahri. In an attempt to confuse her I picked up a chair and threw it behind the table ahead. Instead of following behind it I moved along the table I was already behind so that I was closer to the door. While trying to think up another tactical plan I noticed the flag was only a few metres from me. Checking if she had fallen for the trick could reveal my position so I decided to take a chance and make my way to it. When I got to the table in front I glanced over to see Ahri crouching behind it. I took aim and laughed loudly at her before firing a few shots.
"Ow!"
"Ha."
"You're an arsehole."
I gave a thumbs up then sprinted to her flag. Retrieving it I got back to my side in a few seconds. I threw it to the ground and jumped for joy, making sure she could see me do so.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. There's still two rounds left." She grumbled, to which I just laughed again.
A while later (21:00):
Ahri sat me down on the side of my bed then sat next to me. Whatever she was planning it was very different to her normal ways of seducing me. I was going to ask what her plan was but she began explaining it before I could:
"So first of all I should just say I, meaning we, owe the summoner another favour. But anyway that's not important right now. What is important is that the magic block for our room has been removed."
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
She blew me a kiss which instantly destroyed any self-control I had. My body moved on its own against my command. I managed to regain control of my limbs but by then my mind was just as far under Ahri's control. The desire I held for her was something I had not felt for quite some time. It felt much more instinctive than I was used to. For so long my main priority was making Ahri feel good but the moment my primal desires were allowed control I became my own priority. A feeling that I wasn't too proud of.
While I was thinking I failed to notice the rest of me had continued on. By then even my thoughts had been taken out of my control so there was nowhere for my consciousness to go that didn't include a naked Ahri. Despite what I was doing to her she took the time to taunt me:
"At least this is easy for you… your body is doing all the work… and I'm in control of your body."
She waited for a second before continuing:
"However I would like to focus on enjoying this more… so I'm going to give you back control… but the charm will still alter your judgement."
"By this point that won't make any difference."
The next morning (5th May 10:00):
"Ahri… why are you on top of me?"
Her eyes shot open and scanned the room before eventually landing on me.
"Wha… oh hi Zoh, what are you doing down there?"
"I was hoping you would know. Unfortunately I can't really remember much of what happened yesterday for some reason."
"Well we played paint-ball for ages and you went easy on me then we got in bed and you did the opposite."
"Yeah it's coming back to me now, though I still don't know why you are on top of me."
"This is where we left off so I guess neither of us moved much in our sleep."
"That's okay I guess. You are going to have to get off me at some point though because there's something I would like to do."
"And what would that be? Keep in mind your answer will be the difference between me staying here and getting off of you."
"If you really must know, I have found a way to teleport my stuff here that I left at home. That means I might be able to get my cannon which is the greatest thing ever made! It can fire people! What isn't cool about that?"
"Okay I'm interested. When do you want to get this done?"
"Whenever you want really. After lunch would be preferable."
"Ah good that means we stay like this until I get hungry."
"I should have seen that coming."
"Yeah you should have. Now shush and let me get comfy."
She pulled the covers up and shifted around on top of me. I felt a few of her tails brush against my sides, confirming my suspicion that she wasn't kidding about us staying until lunch. She moved her head slightly and cleared her throat so I guessed what she wanted me to do. I wasn't in the mood to put up resistance so I complied and stroked her hair for a while.
Later (13:30):
While I fumbled with the worm-hole device Ahri sat on top of a pile or stuff I couldn't remember owning. Through a thick layer of clouds a single beam of light shone down on the docks where we had chosen to bring my stuff. A few Yordle ships were docked in the harbour and their crews hung about, presumably waiting for something to do.
I gave up with the device for a second and walked up to Ahri.
"I'm not sure what's wrong it should be bringing in the last of my things by now."
"What is left? You did say that bigger things take longer."
"All that is left is a toy RC ship with working guns on it. It's tiny so I don't see what the hold-up is."
"Tinker with it a bit then give it another try."
"Hmm… tinker you say?"
I punched the button then went back to pressing the main button. While doing that I walked up to the edge of the dock to look over the sea. I was getting rather frustrated by that point so turned and started pressing the buttons as much as I could. After a few steps towards Ahri I heard the un-mistakable sound of a worm-hole opening then closing again. A second after that a huge splashing sound rung out along with the smashing of wood. I stared straight forward for a second, not wanting to see what I had done.
When I saw Ahri staring in awe at what was behind me I knew I had messed something up very badly. The moment I spun around the scale of my idiocy dawned on me. Right in front of my eyes was a fully sized warship, cannons and all. It was made of almost nothing but metal and had a large main-section where the logistics and control centres would normally be. Compared to the wooden ships that now lay crushed on the sea-floor it was huge and because of that size and its metal construction I guessed that there was not much the Yordles could do against it.
"That's… bigger than I remember…"
"Is this your definition of a 'toy'?"
"This is a medium sized toy for me. How about we go give it a look?"
"Sure… I'll be honest this isn't the romantic cruise I always imagined you would take me on."
"That's a good idea actually. Unfortunately for you this is appears to be a fully functioning battleship so 'romantic' isn't a word you can use to describe it. Now we just need to get up to it."
I looked around the dock caught sight of a gangplank. Throwing it up to the ship I signalled for Ahri to go first.
"Maybe this one time you can stop being a gentleman and go first."
I shrugged and jogged up merrily to the deck of the ship. A wave of joy came over me when I saw the six main thirty inch guns. The amount of explosives I could fire out of them made me smile un-controllably. My smile got even larger when I saw a bunch of storage crates which I imagined were filled with ammunition. I felt Ahri grab onto me from behind and pull herself aboard. She hugged onto me and mumbled something I could only just hear:
"Never make me walk up something so unstable again."
"Don't worry I won't. How about we go find an island and blow it to high hell?"
"Wait are those things guns? Why are they so huge?"
"Because in terms of guns, bigger is always better."
"Well, okay then. I guess we can go find something to destroy."
After some exploring we found our way to the control centre. The room had a low ceiling and windows which gave a one-eighty view in front. Below the windows were surfaces covered in dormant technology and switches. In the middle of the room was a captains wheel and some more of the same technology. We searched for a power switch for quite some time while an ever-growing crowd of Yordles appeared on the docks. I found it and switched it on. To my surprise it actually worked and the entire room lit up with screens and lights. The lights on the outside followed suit and the engine coughed to life.
"What does this stuff do?" Ahri asked while running her right hand along various control panels and radar screens.
"By the looks of it there's a lot of maps and monitoring systems… Oh my god I just realised I have a suit for this!"
I got out my armour device and flicked through the settings until I found my navy admiral outfit. When I activated it my suit got swapped out for the navy admiral uniform. It even came with a hat and anchor-shaped cuffs for my sleeves.
"Zoh are you getting ready for captaining a ship or some kind of weird porno?"
"A bit of both would be fun."
I smiled at her and put my hands on the wheel. We both jumped slightly when a woman's voice came over the intercom:
"Hello Zoh Kihn. What are your orders for the day?"
I and Ahri stared between each other and the intercom, both wide-eyed in shock and confusion.
"Uh… hi. Sorry for being blunt but, who are you?"
"I am 0009 LAH. This ships automated command system."
"… 0009 LAH. I feel like I have heard that before."
"Negative. I am the first of my kind of AI that you have come into contact with."
"Well okay then. What is 'your' kind of AI exactly?"
"This ships automated command system."
"What does that entail?"
"Automated command."
"Explain it with more than ten words."
"I am this battleships automated command system. Meaning you issue me with orders which I will then carry out."
"Remind me to update your conversation protocols later. For now just take us to the closest island with no human inhabitants."
"Affirmative."
The ship sailed away from the dock quite slowly while Ahri and I sat about in silence. It felt like I could have cut the tension with a knife. Only when Bandle city was a distant speck on the horizon did I start a conversation:
"We should go find something to do. Preferably outside."
"Yeah let's go. I'm sure we'll know when we arrive at the island."
"If you inform me of your intentions I can make the necessary arrangements."
"We're going to do some weapons testing on the main guns. If you could prepare them that would be helpful."
"Shall I load them with regular ammunition or high-explosive?"
"High-explosive could be fun."
"It has been done. I will keep them on 'safe' until further notice."
"Thanks LAH."
We walked out to the deck and looked around for a while. Ahri came up with the idea to look through some of the crates for stuff. I found a box full of C4 and detonators so we thought that the best thing we could use it for was fishing.
"Hey Zoh there's a whale there!"
"Are they an endangered species here?"
"Nope there's so many that Demacia has called for them to be culled."
"Okay then. Stay still fatty!"
I lobbed the block of C4 right as the whale jumped to the surface. It stuck to the side of the whale so I motioned for Ahri to get down as I did the same. I pulled out the detonator from my pocket and threw it to her.
"You can do the honours."
She smiled and covered her ears with a few tails. I did the same then we waited for it to surface again. Moments later we heard it and she pressed the detonator. I heard a huge explosion then got hit by a shockwave that rocked the entire ship. We got showered by sea-water for a few seconds then both got up and looked at the centre of the blast. Bits and pieces of whale floated about, scattered quite far by the force of the explosion.
"I want to find more whales now." Ahri declared while tossing the detonator behind her.
"I'll keep an eye out. You go get more C4."
She walked over to the crate full of C4 while I searched for more targets. A great white shark swam into my view so I pointed at it and shouted:
"I found a great white! Is that good enough?"
"It is when you see what I just found!"
I kept my eyes trained on the shark but instantly gave all my attention to Ahri when she walked into my peripheral vision with an RPG. She took aim and fired before I could say a word. The shark exploded, sending a plume of water and chunks of meat high into the air.
"Can I keep this? Pretty please?"
"Okay you can keep it but if you find something labelled 'mini-gun' then you are not to touch it. Also if you fire that thing inside or near someone I'll take it away."
"Thanks! This is the best present ever!"
She held the RPG in one hand and hugger me with the other. When I pulled away I saw a rocky island and guessed that it must be our destination as the ship ground to a halt. The huge guns took aim at the island then all movement on the ship stopped. LAH's voice called out over the loud-speakers:
"Ready to fire on your order."
"Blow that island into as many pieces as you can."
"Order not recognised."
"Fire!"
All the guns fired in unison, covering us in smoke. A few moments passed with no noise until the island lit up with one massive explosion. A second later I heard the distinctive crack and bang of a huge explosion. A few seconds after that the shockwave hit the boat, knocking us off our feet and nearly tipping the ship on its side. I thought for a second that maybe we used too much explosives, then remembered there's no such thing as too much explosives.
When the ship corrected and we got to our feet I just stared at the shattered remains of what used to be an island. I faced towards Ahri and she did the same.
"Ha-ha!" We laughed together and high-fived, quickly followed by a hug.
"That was the coolest thing we have done in so long! Just look at it, the smoke still hasn't cleared!" She cheered while I picked her up and spun her in the air.
"We should blow stuff up more often."
"Definitely. It's now my second favourite thing to do."
I put her down and we both went back to marvelling at our work.
"I feel like we missed an opportunity to rig that island with all our C4 first." Ahri whispered.
"We could have made an even bigger explosion… I'm not even mad though because that was really cool anyway."
"Sir, I have received a message from your commanding officer ordering me to destroy as much as is possible until you agree to go meet her. The first target is designated 'Bandle city'. All doors are locked until further notice."
Our moods immediately worsened while the ship began going back the way we came.
"How did Lita know?"
"It doesn't matter now. We have to focus on stopping this ship from blowing Bandle city of the face of the planet."
"Do we really have to? Teemo is there right now so I would say it's worth it."
"… No we have to save it. I hate saying it but we do."
"Ugh, fine. How do we stop this thing?"
"Let's try firing your new favourite toy at it."
"Now that's a plan I can get behind."
Ahri picked up her RPG and loaded it. She took aim at the control centre while I covered my ears with my hands. Seconds later she fired it but when it hit the target all that it achieved was to ping off and fall onto the deck harmlessly.
"… I'm bored of this now." She grumbled, shortly after throwing the RPG into the sea.
"Okay that didn't work so we can assume that C4 won't either. What's the next plan?"
"Can't you just make something to go through the ships armour?"
"There's nothing here for me to make stuff out of. We have to use what is here already."
"I'm sure there's something in these crates that we can use. Get looking."
For ages we searched the crates, looking for anything useful. The outline of the Yordle city appeared on the horizon after a while, just as I came up with a fun idea.
"Ahri what if we put explosives inside the barrels of these guns so that when they fire…"
"They explode the ship itself from the inside! Grab as much as you can and throw it all in the cannons."
We both grabbed as much C4 as we could carry then dumped it in the barrels of the cannons. It took a few minutes to get it all in the barrels. When it was all done I pulled out an earpiece and asked the summoner to teleport us to a hill overlooking the city. After some waiting the ship came into view and we could see it take aim. When it fired the ship was consumed by an explosion about twenty times the size of the actual ship itself. The explosion was so large that it created a wave which just barely failed to go over the docks of the city.
"Oh now I get it it's the opposite of HAL 9000."
"What's that?"
"You wouldn't get it so don't worry about it."
"Okay… I'll be honest that explosion was kind of disappointing considering how much explosives we put in there."
"Yeah I was expecting it to at least singe the city a little bit."
"We should probably go before a mob of angry Yordles finds us."
"Agreed."
"Summoner would you be so kind as to teleport us home?"
He appeared on the hill next to us and threw his hands into the air.
"Worlds greatest taxi service to the rescue!"
We appeared in my room at the end of the bed. I let myself fall back onto the bed and instantly Ahri was on top of me. After the disappointing explosion my mood was nothing spectacular but she had already got a smile on my face.
"I know what you are about to say but just hold it for a minute. There's a job that you're going to do for me that will require a book I got for you."
"Is now really the best time for this?"
"Are you doing anything?"
"No but-"
"Does it look like I'm doing anything?"
"No that still-"
"Then now is the perfect time for this. Here you go."
She gave me a book that made me raise an eyebrow to her. All I got in reply was a smile as she moved up to lay face-down on the bed.
"You're really making me do this?"
"Does it look like I'm joking?"
I took a second glance at the book to make sure I read it right the first time. Unfortunately it was definitely named 'Massaging for beginners". When I looked back to Ahri I saw that she was almost completely nude.
"I though massages were for people who have a lot of stress."
"Are you saying I don't?"
"Yeah. That's exactly what I'm saying. You literally have none what-so-ever."
"I have to deal with you and Shen every day. That's more than a normal person."
"Want to know what I think? You just want me to touch you because you're still really sensitive."
"If you really must know that is the reason. However, I'm still in charge of you so this isn't optional."
I shuffled over to her and opened the book. There was no point dragging the argument out any further so I started following the instructions in the book. While I was doing that her tails constantly got in the way, much to my annoyance. I couldn't tell if she was making them do it to annoy me or if they normally swayed like this when she was lying down. My temper finally went over the edge when I had to lean in and one prodded me in the face.
"If you're going to continue being this irritating I will just leave."
"It's not me doing it. When I stop concentrating they do what they want."
"Start concentrating then. I don't know, give them something to do."
"Like what?"
"I don't care what you do, just do something."
"That's easy enough for you to say. You don't have nine extra limbs to control."
"Sit on them then."
"Seems to me like that would be uncomfortable."
"I swear to god you are the single most annoying person at times. I would have already walked out that door if you were anyone else. But no, it's you. And you're nude."
"Exactly. Could you imagine how difficult it would be to keep you in here if I was fully dressed?"
"There's some truth in that. I might have thought up a fun thing to create instead."
"Well then I command you to stop trying to think of things to create."
"How do you plan on making me stop?"
"The magic blocker is still off."
"Ah well. I better continue then."
"Indeed. There might even be a few things you can do that could convince me to get my tails out of the way. I'll leave the guessing to you."
"Let me guess, I'm not allowed to leave here until I work out what to do."
"Yep."
"Hmm what could I do…?"
I continued on with what I was doing for a while without doing anything in the interests of being spiteful. She got impatient quickly but tried, and failed, to hide it.
"Hey Zoh do you remember ages ago when you found those spots on me that are even more sensitive than everywhere else?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh nothing. Just checking how good your memory is."
"Okay then."
"Yep. How about you try them just to make sure you didn't remember wrong?"
"Nah I'm certain I remember correctly. After all, I couldn't forget anything about you."
"There's no harm in making sure."
I planted a single kiss on her neck then stroked behind each ear once. She very obviously reacted to everything I did so I couldn't help but grin.
"Uh no, nothing. Maybe you should try the same thing but for longer."
"To my knowledge that is not how it works."
"I'm the only girl you've been with so how would you know?"
"That is not a legitimate argument."
"… You really are a horrible person sometimes."
"Yeah. That's pretty much the main thing I have going for me."
"Funnily enough that is not a good thing."
"It is to me. And that's all that really matters."
"At this rate I'm going to make my tails be more annoying."
"Not after what I'm about to do?"
"What?"
I flipped Ahri over and leaned in close to her now smiling face.
"Something we cannot tell anyone about. Seriously, it's for their own good."
2 hours and 30 minutes late… not bad… not bad at all…
Nothing to really say here so… bye…
I guess I'll see you next time… go away now…
Why are you still reading this?
There's nothing here.
Please leave.
If you're expecting extra content there is none.
Maybe if I stop writing you'll go away.
Bye.
