A/N: Welcome to our parody! We'll continue adding the character's shows
after their names, so try to keep up! Remember the humor is supposed to be
funny, not offending, just read and review, you know what to do!
Disclaimer: We don't own the shows and we still don't know if we own ourselves, but we do own this crazy story!!
Ch 2: The Haunted Star part 2
The night was half way over. Things got pretty crazy and practically no one actually remembered to start the memorial for Lila. There was plenty of celebrating for Lorelai Gilmore's Dragonfly Inn and Captain Jack Sparrow's ship...
Dillon (GH) came in with the two other Dillons from his dream.
"Dillon me boy we cannot stay here. This sight is unhealthy for the eyes of a child of God." The Priest Dillon said.
The wangster Dillon smacked him.
Lorelai went to the bathroom.
She went over to the sink and saw that her pregnancy test was positive.
Suddenly, she spotted a magic bottle.
"I'm Genie from Aladdin. You have 1 wish." Genie said casually.
"I wish I had the biggest cup of coffee right now." She got it. She walked to Luke only to see 2 Dillons beating each other up.
Georgie (GH) came up to the 3 Dillons. "What is going on here? Did you like clone yourself and have sex with them too!" She cried paranoid.
"Georgie please. I love you." The real Dillon said.
The Rugrats joined Michael's tribe
Kelso did a one-man version of Spiderman.
Lorelai walked up to Luke. "I'm pregnant."
They made love.
"See Carly, I'm having another baby!!"
Lucky (GH) ate a cupcake.
The wangster Dillon walked up to Rory. "Hey! You wanna get down?" he asked.
"Sure, I'm too drunk anyway." She actually looked up from her book.
"Everybody in the club getting TISPY!!!!!" It was at that time they all were. They all made out with the person on their right side. Except for Georgie who was too paranoid.
Kelso did a one-man version of Star Wars. He sped thru the club with a pretend litesaber. "I am your FATHER!!!!!"
Scandalous played on the stereo.
Brooke Lynn went to the mic and began singing Leave (get out).
Carly was sobbing in the corner eating her hair. Sonny went to her with an ice cream cone. "Carly I love you. Have a scoop of ice cream." He walked away.
Legolas went to Lorelai "Your daughter is making love to an Oliphant." He informed her.
Suddenly, the ice cream truck came and Sonny was driving it. "Bark, Bark! Meow, meow! Chirp, chirp! HELLO!!" It sang.
Once the clock struck 2:37, everyone picked up a Y-shaped stick. "Y for Yucky Juliana!!"
The Dillon priest was desperately trying to find peace. "No, nooo." He said sounding much like Pippin (LotR). "This is not good. Let's play volley ball!!!"
Kelso performed a one-man version of the Notebook. Everyone was scared of the love scene.
Suddenly, loud thuds echoed throughout the hall.
"Ahhhh!" everyone screamed. Oliphants were bombing the world!!!
Jason (GH) and Chandler (7H) dragged Arwen (LotR) into a pot and began cooking her.
"Wahhhhh!" she cried. Lucy raced to her.
"I know how you feel Arwen, no one likes me either. Because I whine a lot too!"
"Get away bitch!" Arwen whined.
"Get it out Arwen its ok." Lucy comforted her.
Stephen Collins began preaching but nobody listened.
Suddenly a wall fell down.
"Excuse me people!" Luke Spencer (GH) yelled. "We have installed a 10 ft pool with 3 diving boards!"
Sonny ran into the water with a purple and yellow Speedo on and began surfing. "Surfs up dudes!!! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!"
"Dumbass!" Red (T7S) yelled to Sonny.
Kelso did a one-man version of the Matrix. "WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!" he yelled.
Hugo Weaving came in "Mr. Anderson."
Frodo walked in with 20 photocopies of the ring on all his fingers and toes. "Oh where is my hairbrush?" he sang.
Everyone got into a chorus line, "CE-BUUUUU!" they sang. "Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo-moo-moo!!!
Jack Sparrow huddled in the corner of the ship. "My Precious! Now we can finally start a family together. Just me and My Precious!" he petted his newly found ring.
Merry and Pippin, now in highly stylish black wigs, went over to the buffet. "It's time for supper!" Merry said.
"No, Merry, you've got it all wrong. This is dinner." Pippin said as-a- matter-of-factly. "We had supper after we beat that phony Scottish priest at Volley-ball."
"My dearest Pippin, everybody knows that that was afternoon tea!"
"No it wasn't!" Pippin and Merry started punching each other.
Sara broke up the fight. Then she and Pippin got down and dirty.
Suddenly, Johnny and Baby, from Dirty Dancing walked on stage and started to dance dirty. All the couples stopped making love and grinded too.
"I've had the time of my life. And I never felt this way before!" the 2nd season cast of American Idol started singing on stage.
Johnny got ready to lift Baby, who was already running towards him. Once she jumped, Johnny Depp jumped on stage and knocked Johnny DD out of the way so she fell.
"At last! I got to cause some pain to Jennifer Grey, who caused me much pain when she broke up with me!" Johnny cackled wildly and then stopped and cry because he was sad. Everyone stopped grinding and started throwing tomatoes wildly at Jennifer Grey, then set up a Hooker House with Johnny to raise his self-esteem.
Merry and Pippin shook hands and agreed that it was a midnight snack. They then ordered cheeseburgers and sang "I love my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger!!!"
Kelso performed a one-man version of the Passion of the Christ. He then was rewarded a Golden Globe for his one-man shows.
"I'd like to thank my parents for doin it!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Pippin started beating up the Dillon priest for copying his accent.
"It's MY chick magnet! You don't do it mercy! Fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pippin had tears in his eyes.
Gandalf giggled and put on a yellow polka dotted bikini.
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!" he yelled kicking left and right. The American Idols echoed with oohs and ahhhs
Sonny raced to the dance floor and began break dancing. He then grabbed the mic and called for Carly.
She came over, Lorelai glaring at her, to Sonny. "What did you find out something else with Sam?" she yelled angrily.
"Yeah she's with the horrible actor from 7H. I love you Carly with all my heart & I want to do a slutty dance with you."
Carly beamed. They started grinding and break dancing while all the hobbits did a Jewish song in a circle around them.
Michael and his tribe started playing tag.
Jax canceled his gigolo business and turned it into a porn house.
"Jax! I hate you. Your business is creepier then Jason's!!" Courtney yelled.
Gandalf decided to film a commercial. It would be about low carb yogurt where he modeled bikinis. It was a hit.
Merry and Pippin opened a lemonade stand. But before anyone knew it, they were unconscious, because Heather Webber drugged them. Alan and Monica saved the day!!!!
Sam ate pie.
Rosie and Sam starting break dancing on the docks everyone watched.
"Throw buns!!!" yelled the crowd.
"Barbara Manatee (manatee, manatee) you are the one for me (one 4 me, one 4 me)" Ric sang to Alexis.
Everyone got bored of Sam and Rosie and went back inside to dance polkas.
The cast of Friends came in and Monica and Ross did their dance number from high school. When Monica had to catch Ross she ran away and Ross fell into a large basket of corn.
Frodo got in a fistfight with Jack over the ring. Gollum came in and started pulling Lorelai's hair. Luke began shooting at Gollum with a portable machine gun.
Doc Ock ate 6 hot dogs.
Soon, they all started a food fight.
Kevin pulled Lucy's hair and used Harry's wand to turn it into spaghetti. Rory threw spinach at everyone who wasn't reading which was everyone except Luke GH who was reading the name tag of a waiter.
Carly GH threw carrot sticks at Sam and Jason, who were making love in one of Luke's GG coffee pots. Ron had a dream he was being chased by an artichoke which he blamed on Lorelai for mentioning it on an episode.
Jack and Barbossa began singing "we're the pirates who don't do anything!"
Luke GG took a broom and started hitting all the people on General Hospital with it.
Carly whipped the broom away from him and started to seduce Luke. "Let's go down in the closet."
Lorelai ran over to the swearing at Carly. She dumped a chocolate cake on Carly's head.
The Hobbits began playing strip poker with Aragorn.
"I don't have time for this."
Jay was surfing with Erika and Bradin. (All from Summerland) Luke GH yelled at them to get back on the ship.
Luke GG spanked Carly for trying to seduce him. He and Lorelai did it for the 756th time that night.
Edward decided to honor Lila.
Emily tried to skip rope, but fell. Lucky and Nikolas beat each other up trying to help her.
Lorenzo got a stomachache.
Everyone gave Lorelai donations for her inn. She stuck them in her purse, but they wouldn't fit because Rory stuffed 25 heavy books in her purse.
Rory sat reading. Ethan Craft (Lizzie McGuire) came up to her "wanna dance?"
"No I have to read. I know everything so you wouldn't like me."
"I don't know anything. I don't even know where I am." Becka said.
"Cmere lets dance." said Ethan.
Hilary Duff began singing but she was booed off the stage, so she danced with Winnie the Pooh. Michael's tribe planned an ambush against her.
Lady Marmalade played while Faramir and Eowyn (LotR) did it.
Satine's Ghost came in doing the chorus line with Spongebob.
Gordo (Liz McGuire) licked the plates.
Lucky started talking to Elizabeth and debated what metal tasted like. Luke and Lorelai performed Tango el Roxanne.
Jack Sparrow turned into a Swedish chef on vacation.
Kelso started dancing the Salsa
Sonny knelt down on one knee and faced Carly, "Carly I love you. Will you marry me?"
"Sonny we are married."
"I want a real marriage where we don't have affairs, we don't lie, and we remain true only to each other, like normal couples are." Sonny said. He adjusted his green tie with the purple polar bears on it. "I want to renew our wedding vows and really mean them this time." He pulled out a gigantic diamond ring.
"Ohhhh!" Carly burst into tears. "Yes I will! I will marry you Sonny Corinthos!"
He put the ring on her finger.
"HEY! That's my engagement ring!" yelled Emily GH.
"No, you just always assume any huge diamond belongs to you, it's mine! You're still wearing yours." Carly advised her.
"Oh." Emily sighed. She had two great guys, but she didn't know what to do with them. She settled on going to the zoo.
Rory went to the bathroom.
Harry decided to get a new name. He was now Hubert Raul Giovanni Travolta.
"Hubert, you got a new name? How could you! I love Harry, Hubert's an annoying name. I'm never screwing you again!!!" Hermione sobbed.
Aragorn put on a slide show on panda bears.
Then he put on a slide show on Cows.
Lucy started beating up Sam GH. "You stole my husband!"
"She stole mine too!" Carly jumped in, forgetting Sonny was still with her.
"Euw shai vou el shalob del munikato karob DURAN DURAN!!" agreed some woman in Cuba.
"She stole my kumquat seeds!" cried Jackson GG.
"I have an announcement to make!" sang Ken Jennings. Everybody ignored him.
Georgie decided to be paranoid again. "Dillon! Why did you clone yourself? I bet you just wanted them to get girlfriends so you could rub in my face that I can't turn anyone on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess we can't just be friends. Since you hate me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Georgie bawled.
A/N Please Review! Flames welcome!
PS: random stuff like: achoo-moo-moo, Barbara manatee, and stuff about a hairbrush, is from Veggie Tales silly songs with Larry. We had to watch it the other day with my little cousin while we baby-sat.
Danielle and Sara
Disclaimer: We don't own the shows and we still don't know if we own ourselves, but we do own this crazy story!!
Ch 2: The Haunted Star part 2
The night was half way over. Things got pretty crazy and practically no one actually remembered to start the memorial for Lila. There was plenty of celebrating for Lorelai Gilmore's Dragonfly Inn and Captain Jack Sparrow's ship...
Dillon (GH) came in with the two other Dillons from his dream.
"Dillon me boy we cannot stay here. This sight is unhealthy for the eyes of a child of God." The Priest Dillon said.
The wangster Dillon smacked him.
Lorelai went to the bathroom.
She went over to the sink and saw that her pregnancy test was positive.
Suddenly, she spotted a magic bottle.
"I'm Genie from Aladdin. You have 1 wish." Genie said casually.
"I wish I had the biggest cup of coffee right now." She got it. She walked to Luke only to see 2 Dillons beating each other up.
Georgie (GH) came up to the 3 Dillons. "What is going on here? Did you like clone yourself and have sex with them too!" She cried paranoid.
"Georgie please. I love you." The real Dillon said.
The Rugrats joined Michael's tribe
Kelso did a one-man version of Spiderman.
Lorelai walked up to Luke. "I'm pregnant."
They made love.
"See Carly, I'm having another baby!!"
Lucky (GH) ate a cupcake.
The wangster Dillon walked up to Rory. "Hey! You wanna get down?" he asked.
"Sure, I'm too drunk anyway." She actually looked up from her book.
"Everybody in the club getting TISPY!!!!!" It was at that time they all were. They all made out with the person on their right side. Except for Georgie who was too paranoid.
Kelso did a one-man version of Star Wars. He sped thru the club with a pretend litesaber. "I am your FATHER!!!!!"
Scandalous played on the stereo.
Brooke Lynn went to the mic and began singing Leave (get out).
Carly was sobbing in the corner eating her hair. Sonny went to her with an ice cream cone. "Carly I love you. Have a scoop of ice cream." He walked away.
Legolas went to Lorelai "Your daughter is making love to an Oliphant." He informed her.
Suddenly, the ice cream truck came and Sonny was driving it. "Bark, Bark! Meow, meow! Chirp, chirp! HELLO!!" It sang.
Once the clock struck 2:37, everyone picked up a Y-shaped stick. "Y for Yucky Juliana!!"
The Dillon priest was desperately trying to find peace. "No, nooo." He said sounding much like Pippin (LotR). "This is not good. Let's play volley ball!!!"
Kelso performed a one-man version of the Notebook. Everyone was scared of the love scene.
Suddenly, loud thuds echoed throughout the hall.
"Ahhhh!" everyone screamed. Oliphants were bombing the world!!!
Jason (GH) and Chandler (7H) dragged Arwen (LotR) into a pot and began cooking her.
"Wahhhhh!" she cried. Lucy raced to her.
"I know how you feel Arwen, no one likes me either. Because I whine a lot too!"
"Get away bitch!" Arwen whined.
"Get it out Arwen its ok." Lucy comforted her.
Stephen Collins began preaching but nobody listened.
Suddenly a wall fell down.
"Excuse me people!" Luke Spencer (GH) yelled. "We have installed a 10 ft pool with 3 diving boards!"
Sonny ran into the water with a purple and yellow Speedo on and began surfing. "Surfs up dudes!!! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!"
"Dumbass!" Red (T7S) yelled to Sonny.
Kelso did a one-man version of the Matrix. "WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!" he yelled.
Hugo Weaving came in "Mr. Anderson."
Frodo walked in with 20 photocopies of the ring on all his fingers and toes. "Oh where is my hairbrush?" he sang.
Everyone got into a chorus line, "CE-BUUUUU!" they sang. "Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo! Achoo-moo-moo-moo-moo!!!
Jack Sparrow huddled in the corner of the ship. "My Precious! Now we can finally start a family together. Just me and My Precious!" he petted his newly found ring.
Merry and Pippin, now in highly stylish black wigs, went over to the buffet. "It's time for supper!" Merry said.
"No, Merry, you've got it all wrong. This is dinner." Pippin said as-a- matter-of-factly. "We had supper after we beat that phony Scottish priest at Volley-ball."
"My dearest Pippin, everybody knows that that was afternoon tea!"
"No it wasn't!" Pippin and Merry started punching each other.
Sara broke up the fight. Then she and Pippin got down and dirty.
Suddenly, Johnny and Baby, from Dirty Dancing walked on stage and started to dance dirty. All the couples stopped making love and grinded too.
"I've had the time of my life. And I never felt this way before!" the 2nd season cast of American Idol started singing on stage.
Johnny got ready to lift Baby, who was already running towards him. Once she jumped, Johnny Depp jumped on stage and knocked Johnny DD out of the way so she fell.
"At last! I got to cause some pain to Jennifer Grey, who caused me much pain when she broke up with me!" Johnny cackled wildly and then stopped and cry because he was sad. Everyone stopped grinding and started throwing tomatoes wildly at Jennifer Grey, then set up a Hooker House with Johnny to raise his self-esteem.
Merry and Pippin shook hands and agreed that it was a midnight snack. They then ordered cheeseburgers and sang "I love my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger!!!"
Kelso performed a one-man version of the Passion of the Christ. He then was rewarded a Golden Globe for his one-man shows.
"I'd like to thank my parents for doin it!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Pippin started beating up the Dillon priest for copying his accent.
"It's MY chick magnet! You don't do it mercy! Fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pippin had tears in his eyes.
Gandalf giggled and put on a yellow polka dotted bikini.
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!" he yelled kicking left and right. The American Idols echoed with oohs and ahhhs
Sonny raced to the dance floor and began break dancing. He then grabbed the mic and called for Carly.
She came over, Lorelai glaring at her, to Sonny. "What did you find out something else with Sam?" she yelled angrily.
"Yeah she's with the horrible actor from 7H. I love you Carly with all my heart & I want to do a slutty dance with you."
Carly beamed. They started grinding and break dancing while all the hobbits did a Jewish song in a circle around them.
Michael and his tribe started playing tag.
Jax canceled his gigolo business and turned it into a porn house.
"Jax! I hate you. Your business is creepier then Jason's!!" Courtney yelled.
Gandalf decided to film a commercial. It would be about low carb yogurt where he modeled bikinis. It was a hit.
Merry and Pippin opened a lemonade stand. But before anyone knew it, they were unconscious, because Heather Webber drugged them. Alan and Monica saved the day!!!!
Sam ate pie.
Rosie and Sam starting break dancing on the docks everyone watched.
"Throw buns!!!" yelled the crowd.
"Barbara Manatee (manatee, manatee) you are the one for me (one 4 me, one 4 me)" Ric sang to Alexis.
Everyone got bored of Sam and Rosie and went back inside to dance polkas.
The cast of Friends came in and Monica and Ross did their dance number from high school. When Monica had to catch Ross she ran away and Ross fell into a large basket of corn.
Frodo got in a fistfight with Jack over the ring. Gollum came in and started pulling Lorelai's hair. Luke began shooting at Gollum with a portable machine gun.
Doc Ock ate 6 hot dogs.
Soon, they all started a food fight.
Kevin pulled Lucy's hair and used Harry's wand to turn it into spaghetti. Rory threw spinach at everyone who wasn't reading which was everyone except Luke GH who was reading the name tag of a waiter.
Carly GH threw carrot sticks at Sam and Jason, who were making love in one of Luke's GG coffee pots. Ron had a dream he was being chased by an artichoke which he blamed on Lorelai for mentioning it on an episode.
Jack and Barbossa began singing "we're the pirates who don't do anything!"
Luke GG took a broom and started hitting all the people on General Hospital with it.
Carly whipped the broom away from him and started to seduce Luke. "Let's go down in the closet."
Lorelai ran over to the swearing at Carly. She dumped a chocolate cake on Carly's head.
The Hobbits began playing strip poker with Aragorn.
"I don't have time for this."
Jay was surfing with Erika and Bradin. (All from Summerland) Luke GH yelled at them to get back on the ship.
Luke GG spanked Carly for trying to seduce him. He and Lorelai did it for the 756th time that night.
Edward decided to honor Lila.
Emily tried to skip rope, but fell. Lucky and Nikolas beat each other up trying to help her.
Lorenzo got a stomachache.
Everyone gave Lorelai donations for her inn. She stuck them in her purse, but they wouldn't fit because Rory stuffed 25 heavy books in her purse.
Rory sat reading. Ethan Craft (Lizzie McGuire) came up to her "wanna dance?"
"No I have to read. I know everything so you wouldn't like me."
"I don't know anything. I don't even know where I am." Becka said.
"Cmere lets dance." said Ethan.
Hilary Duff began singing but she was booed off the stage, so she danced with Winnie the Pooh. Michael's tribe planned an ambush against her.
Lady Marmalade played while Faramir and Eowyn (LotR) did it.
Satine's Ghost came in doing the chorus line with Spongebob.
Gordo (Liz McGuire) licked the plates.
Lucky started talking to Elizabeth and debated what metal tasted like. Luke and Lorelai performed Tango el Roxanne.
Jack Sparrow turned into a Swedish chef on vacation.
Kelso started dancing the Salsa
Sonny knelt down on one knee and faced Carly, "Carly I love you. Will you marry me?"
"Sonny we are married."
"I want a real marriage where we don't have affairs, we don't lie, and we remain true only to each other, like normal couples are." Sonny said. He adjusted his green tie with the purple polar bears on it. "I want to renew our wedding vows and really mean them this time." He pulled out a gigantic diamond ring.
"Ohhhh!" Carly burst into tears. "Yes I will! I will marry you Sonny Corinthos!"
He put the ring on her finger.
"HEY! That's my engagement ring!" yelled Emily GH.
"No, you just always assume any huge diamond belongs to you, it's mine! You're still wearing yours." Carly advised her.
"Oh." Emily sighed. She had two great guys, but she didn't know what to do with them. She settled on going to the zoo.
Rory went to the bathroom.
Harry decided to get a new name. He was now Hubert Raul Giovanni Travolta.
"Hubert, you got a new name? How could you! I love Harry, Hubert's an annoying name. I'm never screwing you again!!!" Hermione sobbed.
Aragorn put on a slide show on panda bears.
Then he put on a slide show on Cows.
Lucy started beating up Sam GH. "You stole my husband!"
"She stole mine too!" Carly jumped in, forgetting Sonny was still with her.
"Euw shai vou el shalob del munikato karob DURAN DURAN!!" agreed some woman in Cuba.
"She stole my kumquat seeds!" cried Jackson GG.
"I have an announcement to make!" sang Ken Jennings. Everybody ignored him.
Georgie decided to be paranoid again. "Dillon! Why did you clone yourself? I bet you just wanted them to get girlfriends so you could rub in my face that I can't turn anyone on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess we can't just be friends. Since you hate me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Georgie bawled.
A/N Please Review! Flames welcome!
PS: random stuff like: achoo-moo-moo, Barbara manatee, and stuff about a hairbrush, is from Veggie Tales silly songs with Larry. We had to watch it the other day with my little cousin while we baby-sat.
Danielle and Sara
