Hi everyone! My name is all my love and I'm a complete and total JS shipper. I give a shout out to all those who are just like me in that respect! And now, let the story begin.
Mama Said"God I can't stand this. I can't even see my feet. How do they expect me to get over this?"
"I feel your pain… oh wait, no. Never mind I don't," Daniel Jackson said looking to one of his best friends.
"Oh shut up Daniel, you have no idea what's it's like to be pregnant."
"I should hope not O'Neill." came teal'c's booming voice as he stepped through the door, a bag of potato chips in one hand and a watermelon in the other.
"Well yeah, but… wait that was a joke wasn't. You go T," Jack said trying to bend over without making himself fall.
"This was your own doing fly boy," a very pregnant Samantha O'Neill said from her seat on the recliner, " I'm just so glad Janet was able to find one big enough," she continued, waving her hand at the giant sac resting on his stomach. (A/N you know the big things men will wear sometimes if their wife is pregnant to see how it feels to look like you have a basketball hidden underneath your shirt)
"Ah yes, the Napoleonic power monger herself." He said bitterly as though she was his worst nightmare.
"Did someone say my name," Janet called from the front door, struggling with the rest of the packages.
"Speak of the devil."
"Oh Jack be nice. You brought this on yourself"
" Yes well, mama said there'd be days like this. Though I didn't think it could get this bad." He said trying to get the blasted thing off of him. Now he new not to mess with a pregnant woman. They always had connections.
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-All my love
