SORRY! REALLY! SO SORRY!
I am deeply sorry about the complete lack of anything at all two weeks ago. I, and I'm genuinely not even kidding here, forgot about this completely. If you knew how easily I forget about the stuff I love you would feel sorry for my family. Like once I actually forgot about one of my cousins. Completely. It was a good few weeks before I remembered I even had a cousin on my mother's side. I'm awful.
Actually no I'm fantastic. Cause, you know, ego.
To explain, I got really into League and Hearthstone in a massive way. It was my break from college and I only left the house six times over the course of two weeks. So that's a lot of games. I won't lie, I lost most of them. Not a good Hearthstone player. Still only average at League but I continually went full AD Renekton mid.
One day it will work as well as it did the first time. One day.
Apologies aside, welcome to the beginning of the chapter. I'll make sure to edit it to be glamorous and stuff later. *Insert fireworks here*
Chapter 35: Sudden Nashor
Early morning (10:00 11th June):
The best way to wake up was always the weird way. The weird way was the awesome way. One leg dangling off the side of the bed, the other on the wall with the foot a few inches from the ceiling and both hands flopped lazily on the floor with my head hanging just over the edge of the bed. Ahri was lying with her chest on my stomach, her toes touching the floor while one of her hands was on my face and the other on my waist. Her tails were all just laying around over the bed.
I groaned then shook Ahri's hand off my face before pulling my hands up from the floor. Both of my shoulders clicked into place when I got them up and onto the bed, sending a jolt of pain through my upper body.
"Argh holy flaming sea of sharks that hurts!"
"Wha- hey Zoh what was…" Ahri began before she let out a big yawn, continuing just after:
"… I don't even- how's it going?"
"I feel like a spooky scary skeleton who just got hit by a bowling ball."
"Ohhh…" She mumbled before shoving me off the bed.
"Heauyafucker!" I yelped before hitting the ground on my back.
Ahri peeked her head over the edge of the bed and stared down at me with a devious smile. Her tails waved around in the air above her head meaning all I could focus on was her smile which was growing more smug by the second. Her head and tails went back behind the edge of the bed before a pillow flew through the air then landed on my face.
"You can have that."
I threw the pillow off me then sat up, finding that I was looking at the door. I sluggishly got up from the ground then shook my head to lessen the pain. It didn't really work.
I looked over to Ahri who was sitting in the middle of the bed with the sheets wrapped around her.
"These are mine." She declared before moving the sheets slightly, revealing her toes to the open air. Being slightly annoyed by that she attempted to cover them again, only for her knees to be revealed when she managed to cover her toes. After many, many attempts to cover herself fully I began to giggle despite my best attempts to cover it.
Soon enough her frustration boiled over and she gave up. Immediately her cutest smile appeared and she put on a sweet voice.
"Hey Zoh… you don't think that I could borrow the pillow for a little while?"
I stared blankly at her for a second as her smile grew.
"Pleeeeaaaasssseeee?"
She was utterly adorable to the point that I couldn't just stand there any longer so I picked up the pillow then stepped over to her. I held it out for her to take but the moment she tried to take it I grabbed the sheets and threw them off her.
"Hey!"
"What can I say? I'm a twat."
From outside the door Zed added:
"That statement is entirely accurate."
I heard his receding footsteps as I smiled at Ahri, who was really starting to glare at me. She sat there with her arms crossed and her tails slumped on the bed. When I noticed her shiver I decided it had probably gone on long enough.
"Aww are you cold?" I questioned while sitting down next to her and wrapping an arm around Ahri's waist.
"Of course I am. I'm sitting here in nothing but my damn panties."
"I'm in only my boxers as well. I suppose I should be cold too."
"No… but yeah… uh… no. You've got like, more mass and stuff."
"Are you saying I'm fat?"
"No! As in muscle mass and stuff."
"You have fluffy tails though."
"They're really cold right now. I think they were out of the covers all night."
"All things considered, I'd say that's a decent assertion."
Ahri slumped onto my lap then sighed.
"I want to stay semi-naked but it's really cold."
After dwelling on it for a moment I put my free hand on her arm then rubbed her. Hopefully it provided at least a little bit of warmth but just in case it didn't I took my hand off her waist then grabbed her clothes from the floor.
"Come on, sit up. It's probably about time we went and did something constructive."
"Alright then. But I'm just going to say, you missed out last night."
"Is this really relevant or do you just want me to feel bad?"
"It is. Because you better believe that if we do something nice today like we did yesterday I'm going to reward you later."
"All the more incentive to go out and continue being me."
She stroked my crotch then sat up, taking the clothes from my hand right after. As got up from the bed and fetched my clothes I frowned about what I just learned. Up until that point I didn't realise I was going to get a reward for freeing a town.
After the usual struggle to get my trousers on and not fall over along with the extra struggle of putting my shirt on without stretching my arms out so far that I might hit Ahri, who was looking on with a bit of interest.
"Is that shirt a bit small for you?"
"Probably. Maybe. There's a high chance of it."
I managed to get all my clothes on, eventually, then turned to Ahri and smiled at my achievement.
"Yeah I think we should just get you a new shirt."
"Look, we're both wearing clothes that should probably be burned so that the many, many, MANY diseases on them do not spread to the wider population. As such, we will go get some new clothes later. I'm sure we'll have some spare time."
"If we do I'm going to pick out all of the clothes. I wouldn't dare trust you to buy your own clothes."
"You do what you want, I'm going to get a '60-FPS REVOLUTION' t-shirt one way or another."
"I don't know what that is and I don't care enough to find out."
"Hmm, you must be a console-peasant then."
"A what?"
"Important question: do you prefer lock-on aiming?"
"Lock-on sounds like a good thing."
"I'm so very disappointed in you." I sighed before the door opened slightly and Shen popped his head through.
"Greetings. The village we liberated has sent us a gift-basket."
He disappeared out, shutting the door behind him.
"We'll discuss your controller-using silliness later. Maybe one day you will even get to see what 4k resolution looks like."
"You are so damn nerdy sometimes. It's kinda hot though."
"Why of course. Nerds always end up being sexy. Now let's go see what we got." I concluded while stepping over to the door. With one hand I opened it and with the other I gestured for Ahri to go first. She walked through then I followed, making sure to check out her ass as I closed the door. That must have been the reason men let women go through doors first.
The main room was empty so we went up the stairs then through the doorway to the outside. Above us the sun was shining brilliantly with only a few small clouds dotted around on the brilliantly blue sky. Below my feet the ground was mostly dry but the grass still held onto some of the rainwater from the night before. All around me, nature was enjoying the day as much as I was. Animals could be seen walking around the trees as birds flew around overhead, chirping away as they went. A few small animals were even brave enough to walk right by my feet. Apparently I was particularly popular among foxes and the smaller species of deer. It was a moment before I realised that Bob was clinging onto the belly of a baby deer. I reached down to pick him up then held him for a second. I saw him so rarely that it was nice to actually be able to hold onto him for a second. Of course, he immediately jumped into Ahri's hands when she put her arm out to stroke him. He rolled around in her hands and smiled. I couldn't tell why he liked her more but at some point I would spend a few days researching it.
I tried to take my mind off it by looking around for our friends. Inexplicably, there was a swimming pool in front of me. Zed was doing laps in just his mask and swimming trunks while Shen and Akali sat by the side of the pool with their legs dipped in the water. A basket was between them, filled with stuff that looked either fun or delicious. Shen was in a similar get-up to Zed but Akali had ditched her mask and was in just a swim-suit. I suddenly felt slightly over-dressed for the occasion. Shen beckoned us over so me and Ahri walked the short distance to the edge of the pool. I felt weird stepping on the tiles and got slightly worried I might fall over. If there was one thing I had learned early on in my life it was that the sides of pools were essentially designed perfectly to make you fall over at some point no matter how careful you were. I carefully knelt down next to Akali then put my hands on the tiles before picking my feet up and putting my butt down. Very slowly I put my feet over the edge, being carefully not to put my feet into the water. Ahri sat down next to Shen and we all looked between one-another.
"So… we forgot to tell you about the pool…" Akali admitted while trying to form a smile, though in the end it just looked awkward.
"Don't worry about it. We'll sort something out after we've looked through this stuff." Ahri replied before pointing at the basket.
"I shall read the letter." Shen stated while pulling a letter out of the basket. He ripped open the top of it then pulled out the paper inside. He unfolded it then cleared his throat before going on:
"Dear ex-champions of the League of Legends. As a thanks for giving Ezreal and those Summoners a thorough beating we would like to present you with this basket of stuff as well as the pool. If you are wondering how we found you, that tunnel was pretty easy to find. Luckily, the guards are far less observant than we townsfolk are. Yours thankfully, Mayor Robert Fancyman, Fanciest of Mans."
"Robert Fancyman, Fanciest of Mans? Damn! I want to change my name now!" I exclaimed, in awe of the luck that Mayor had.
"With a name like yours I'm not surprised you want a change." Shen stated blandly. Immediately after Zed passed by our feet swimming on his back, shouting "SHOTS FIRED!" as he went.
I shook my head disparagingly as everyone else looked on and smiled.
"Hear that? It's the sound of my feelings being hurt."
"That is beside the point and unimportant." Shen declared while pulling out a block of cheese.
"They have given us cheddar."
Shen hugged the cheddar as Akali reached into the basket. After a moment she pulled a pair of swimming trunks out along with a note which she promptly read aloud:
"For Zoh. We modified these so that they had more space. It's well known among the women of Runeterra that you have a big- and now I don't want to read any more and wish I had never read it in the first place." Akali finished before handing me the trunks and the note.
"Now I'm going to go do something to get my mind away from that lewdness." She added before getting up and walking away.
"I'll assist in that endeavour." Shen muttered before getting up and following her.
I looked at the trunks for a second then sighed.
"I don't even want to know how every woman on Runeterra knows about the size of my manhood."
"I promise it wasn't me." Ahri noted in an ill-advised attempt to make me feel better.
"That doesn't help at all. In fact, that makes me feel worse. Now I know that some random person has seen my private area! And managed to measure it!"
"How about we just stop thinking about it?"
"It's not an easy thing to stop thinking about." I exclaimed before she put on a sympathetic face and placed her hand on my back.
"It is if you try hard enough." She whispered before smiling and shoving me into the pool. I plunged under the water and immediately became worried about my shoes. I'd only got them a few weeks before and they were definitely not water-proof.
Once I was oriented I jumped out of the water and grabbed the ledge. I tried to pull myself up but then felt Ahri's hand on my head.
"Nope."
I again found myself below the water but this time I had Ahri's hand on my head. With a little push I managed to get her hand off my head then I got myself out of the water and up onto the side of the pool. My suit was clinging to me and my shoes were effectively ruined so I took my shoes, jacket and shirt off. I threw it all behind me then turned to glare at Ahri.
"In my defence, we were going to get clothes later anyway."
"Ah yes, I truly can't wait to go walk through a town in just my boxers. You know what, when all the women are looking at me you can only blame yourself. I might even chat to a few of them."
"Luckily for you, I'm not the kind of person to get mad about that."
"Sure." I agreed sarcastically before going into the cabin and down the stairs to get changed. A few seconds later I emerged back into the sun in the swimming trunks and my aviators. Somehow, Ahri had also managed to get changed into a swimsuit and was sitting on the edge of the pool, attempting to get Bob to swim.
Being the vengeful person I have always been, I decided the best thing to do was to do was scare her. To that end I snuck up behind her under the cover of the splashing noise that Zed was making as he continued doing laps. When I was a few feet behind her I dived forward, taking her with me into the water. She let out a short scream before we both dropped below the surface of the water. I wrapped my arms around her waist and held us both underwater for a few seconds of extra revenge.
She started to struggle a bit much so I let her go then swam up to the surface. I emerged just after Ahri who was gasping for breath and looking rather angry. There was no point avoiding what was about to come so I simply smiled at her as she coughed away. Within a second of her mostly recovering from being dunked she glared at me then slapped me, though the water slowed her arm enough that it didn't hurt much.
"You bastard!" She exclaimed, though it petered out near the end. She looked quite sad for a second so I reached out and pulled her into a hug. Even though it was me who made her sad in the first place she still kept her almost-natural desire to come to me when she was not feeling good.
"That wasn't very nice…"
"It's just revenge."
"Can we maybe have a day where we don't get into these little fights?"
"They're not really fights as much as they are strings of vengeance perpetrated for the sheer hell of it."
Ahri pulled back slightly to look me straight in the eyes. I took it as a signal to put on my serious face.
"I'm not joking Zoh. Can we please just make today a nice day? If we do, I'll make sure that tonight is extra special…"
"I don't know what that entails but I am very much up for it. Uhh… Okay then you've got a deal."
"Thanks Zoh. It's good to know you still remember how to care."
"Don't say that, I never have and never will stop caring about you. I'd be pretty shit as a boyfriend if I did."
She finally smiled a second before I brought her towards me for a kiss. The water dripped onto my lips and made it feel a bit odd but I still enjoyed it more than most other things in the universe. Moments later she pushed me away slightly, despite my frown of disagreement.
"Save it for later big boy."
I was about to respond but she put her finger over my lips to stop me.
"You just got on my good side. Try not to ruin it."
Over to my left Akali and Shen were just returning to the pool side so I decided to push her hand down below the water and start swimming early so Akali didn't feel awkward. Ahri started swimming alongside me as the sounds of water splashing came from behind us.
Moments later I got to the end of the pool and went to turn around when I found Zed sitting on the side of the pool looking at nothing in particular. He scratched his chest then looked down at the water.
"Zed are you okay?"
He looked around for a second until he saw me. Somehow he didn't seem to have noticed me before that point which was very out of character for him.
"No."
"Care to explain why?" I questioned while pushing myself up onto the edge to sit next to him as Ahri started swimming in the other direction.
"No."
"Staying silent helps literally no-one."
"It helps me."
"As someone who has spent a good twenty minutes with a psychologist I feel I can help more than anyone else here. And if I can't, ice-cream will."
"I find that presumption highly suspect but if for no reason other than to put it into words: I haven't hunted someone down and annihilated them for so long. The universe appears to have conspired to prevent me from spending time doing my favourite activity since I joined the League. Swimming being my secondary hobby it brings up what few emotions I have. Mostly anger. I'm feeling mostly angry right now."
"Oddly enough, I'm not surprised. But onto the probably important bit: you can go kill some dude right now if you want."
"No, I cannot. The League told me they could not pardon any more crimes I committed so when we take back the League I will go straight to prison. They even made a specialised cell just for me. I would have to make it appear to have nothing to do with me."
I put my hands together then pulled them apart very slowly. After a few moments he came to the realisation I was leading him to. For the first time in as long as I could remember his eyes lit up to the point where I thought that he may have actually been smiling under his mask. And not even in an evil way.
I patted him on the back then went on:
"Go get 'em buddy."
He let out a loud, hearty laugh before disappearing, leaving behind a small burst of pitch-black smoke. For a moment I thought that I had encouraged a bad thing but I quickly shrugged it off. There was a fifty-fifty chance that he would go out and murder someone who did something terrible in their lives. Of course, being someone who was not a supporter of the death sentence, I couldn't help but feel a bit sorry for whoever was about to get horribly murdered.
Fortunately for my conscience, Ahri swam over and tapped my leg. All of my attention went to the fox-lady as she treaded-water in front of me. I smiled at Ahri as she took hold of the edge then pulled herself up slightly so that her belly was just out of the water. All of her tails were floating on the top of the water behind her in a fan shape and the ears atop her head were drooping slightly from the weight of the water.
"Where did Zed go?"
"Oh he's off doing what he loves most."
"Condolences to the families."
"It is nice to have a friend with just one interest in life."
She tugged on my arm to get me to join her in the water. Without a word I dropped down into the water then turned over and started doing a backstroke. I stared up into the clear blue sky and did my best to ignore the rest of the world for a while. Everyone once in a while I would pass by one of my friends and give them a wave while swimming along. The water in my ears stopped me from really hearing much but I noticed that something was not so great when I was covered in shadow but the sky was still clear. From what I could tell the sun was still quite some distance from the mountain above me. When I looked in the direction I expected to find it I discovered it to be obscured by a creature resembling Baron Nashor.
The giant purple creature was poking its main head above the treeline and staring down at the pool. I put my feet on the bottom of the pool then remained totally silent and motionless. The ninjas had already noticed and Ahri was just realising at the same moment as I was. I stepped back a few paces then pushed myself out of the pool very slowly. Almost the moment I was out and standing it curled its head back then let out an ear-bursting roar. It spat acid in my direction, forcing me to jump out of the way. It dissolved the ground where I had stood as the rest of my friends sprang into action. Thankfully it turned its attention to Shen for long enough for me to get my armour on. The enormous beast puked acid as a few of its smaller heads closed in on us. One of the immediately went for me, attempting to bite my head off. It would have probably swallowed me whole if not for my oversized shoulder-guards, although I was left in the situation of having my vision obscured by its disgusting tongue.
"Stop licking my helmet you bastard!" I shouted before smacking it on the side of the head. I kept smashing it until it attempted to pull its head away. Unfortunately for it, I got hold of one of its teeth as it tried to retreat. I yanked it back to me then started punching its eyes. The horrid beast shrieked in pain as I blinded it one eye at a time. I felt a morbid sense of joy when another one of its heads started chomping at my back. Obviously I was doing enough damage to warrant two.
To give myself some time I slammed the head I had been beating on the ground then kicked it on the side of the head. I was about to stomp on it when the other grabbed my foot from the air and threw me away. The moment I slammed into the ground I took hold of the ground to stop myself. Already it was trying to bite away at me once again. I waited for a moment until it opened its maw to try again. In the split-second I had before it closed its mouth around me again I took hold of both its jaws and pulled them apart. There was a few moments of silence until its bones broke apart while muscle and skin ripped apart. I continued to rip until it could no longer struggle against me. Just to be sure I shoved its bottom jaw down its throat then threw it aside. When I looked up I found that there was a large rock about to hit me. No time to move.
After the initial slam I found that I was being hit by something from behind. It took a moment for me to realise that it was the mountain. I'd just hit a mountain. Apparently, I'd gone through a bit of the mountain.
I pushed the rock off me then stepped out of the dent in the mountain I had made. If there was ever a thing that could make me mad at a Baron, it was being hit by a rock so hard that I dented a mountain.
I looked for a chance to take my terrible vengeance upon that vile creature. Everyone else appeared to be dealing quite well with whatever it was throwing against them despite their limited clothing arrangements. An opportunity revealed itself when the main head of the monster ducked its head down to cover the ground in acid. I took hold of my axe then ran in its direction before jumping into the air. With a little help from my newly-installed jump-pack I went straight over the pool and slammed onto the main head of the beast, lodging my axe into its head. The thing was so huge that it didn't do enough damage to end its life but it hurt enough to force it to flail its head around in the air, trying to throw me off. I held onto my axe as the Baron roared in anger. My axe was starting to loosen out of its head so I took hold of a few of its scales with my hands and used its ear as a foothold. I put my axe back on my side then used my free hand to pull one of its main eyes from its head. The creepy looking thing moved around in my hand, trying to look at me, so I threw it backwards over my shoulder then reached inside the hole I made. There was a ripped bit of cord that had attached to the eye. So I did the only smart thing and pulled on it.
That must have hurt. Enough for it to slam me into the ground, making me lose my grip. The only thing that kept on the beast was my foot in its ear-hole. It didn't feel great to be swung around by my foot while thirty feet in the air. Eventually I managed to dislodge my foot and grab onto one of the scales on its back. Slowly I climbed up the length of the creature until I was back on its head. That time, I took hold of the hole I made in its head with my axe and the one I made when I ripped its eye out. It started firing acid in every direction it could so I frantically reached around inside to finish it off before it destroyed something important. I looked down to see how everyone was doing to find that the beast had more heads than I thought. Everyone was slowly starting to get overwhelmed by how many heads they had to deal with. Just as one was about to bit Ahri I got hold of the cord and all of the heads turned to me. There had to be at least twenty heads rushing towards me when I finally got the chance to rip the cord out. The main head froze where it was a twitched as all the others fell to the floor. I continued to pull the cord until I realised I was pulling something else out. I managed to finally get the ripping sound I was looking for just before the rest of the cord fell out of the eye hole, followed by a large chunk of brain-matter.
"Haha! I lobotomised it!" I declared while holding the cord and brain chunk up in the air. My celebration was cut short when the giant head threw me off with a massive twitch. I hit the ground a second later then looked up as the beast continued to twitch. It was quite surprising when its stomach was suddenly sliced open from the inside. I watched on as Rengar tumbled out then laughed when he realised I was there.
"Ahh Zoh I see you killed my friend here." He chuckled while pointing at the chunk of brain in my hand.
"Yeah. Not one of your more successful hunts I'm guessing?"
As the beast fell to the ground behind him Rengar shrugged. It brought down trees as it fell and it even made what looked like a trench when it hit the ground.
"Well, I was stabbing a dragon that some Summoners were using to defend a town when that thing came along. Damned thing ate me whole. Heh. I forgot how much sneakier they were in real life. Great place for a nap though."
"I never thought I would hear the word 'sneaky' used when referring to a Baron Nashor. But can I just quickly ask before you run off, are Yasuo and Lux in there?"
"No. They were dealing with the normal guards and Summoners while I was told to attack the dragon. From what I can tell, the Baron simply ignored them in favour of you. Who knows why?"
"Considering I pulled its brain out, we'll probably never know. You better run back to Yasuo and Lux before they kill each other."
"Yeah. One of these days we should switch up these groups. I'm nearly at the end of my tether with those two."
"Well, if you ever want to have a nice relaxing swim you can use our pool."
"Why do you have a pool?"
"Long, boring story."
"Fair enough. Farewell Zoh." He ended while waving.
"Goodbye." I replied as he began to jog away into the woods. He disappeared into the treeline as I looked at the chuck of brain. It was a bit gross so I decided not to keep it, instead just spinning it around with the cord for a second before letting go. I watched as it flew through the air towards the body of one of the many heads. The moment I turned around I found that Akali and Shen were meditating while Ahri tried her best to copy them. I removed my helmet then walked around the pool and over to the patch of grass they were sat on. Ahri was clearly uncomfortable sitting in the way that the ninjas were. I decided to sit down with them, although my armour did make it quite a difficult task. Eventually I got to what could be considered a decent way to sit just before I started to wonder what we were actually sitting around for. I nudged Ahri on the arm before whispering:
"Why are we sitting down?"
She opened her eyes then looked at me like I was an idiot before opening her mouth to begin before glancing around then shutting her mouth. A look of confusion covered her face before she turned and nudged Akali.
"Hey, why are we sitting down?"
Akali put on the same look that Ahri had used on me at first before sighing and opening her mouth. She then closed it and turned to Shen.
"Shen, why are we sitting down?"
He opened his eyes then turned and looked between us all.
"I was just sitting down. Don't know why you guys joined me."
We all threw our arms up and mumbled something along the line of 'fucks sake'. I got up then removed my armour as everyone else went about their business. I stared at the acid-soaked ground around the pool and decided I might as well spend some time fixing that.
A few hours later (15:00):
I was just replacing the final underwater light when someone tapped on my shoulder. After spending an hour underwater I almost wanted to ignore it so that I could stay in what felt like my natural habitat for a few minutes longer. Unfortunately the air-tank on my swim-suit was starting to run low on air so I had to surface and talk to whoever it was. Luckily for me, it was a happy-looking Ahri. I pulled my goggles off then smiled back at her.
"Hey Ahri what can I do for you?"
"Oh nothing much. I just thought that you could maybe come help me clear away the big worm. It's starting to stink the place up."
"Have you asked Shen and/or Akali?"
"Neither of them care. Hey, I'll even count it as your good deed for the day."
"Great because honestly the good thing I was thinking of is going to take a lot longer than just a day."
"What is it?"
"It's a surprise."
"Can I have a hint?"
"It's not the Infinity Machine. I'm still struggling with that stuff."
"Ooh I'm getting excited now." Ahri exclaimed as I pulled myself out of the pool. I took a few minutes to pull off my swimsuit then got to work helping to clear away the Baron.
It took a good few hours to properly bury or hide all of the Baron heads. The main one took the most time but the smaller ones caused me vastly more frustration. They constantly got caught on things or got tangled together so it wasn't long before I was ready hurt something again. I probably would have broke something in two if not for me finding the head that I almost ripped into two pieces. It was nice remembering back to a better time, if only for a few minutes. Thankfully for all involved, Ahri was genuinely helping so the work was getting done quite quickly. Every time I saw her a smile came to my face. Either because she was doing something cute or just looking adorable.
Once it was all done and buried I met up with Ahri in the middle of the patch of cleared ground. We were both covered in the guts of Baron and I was about to go to the shower when Ahri caught my arm and started pulling me behind her. We went around the mountain and got well out of view of the ninjas by the time she started pulling me up a small path up the side of the mountain. We got forty or so metres up before she pulled me onto a grassy area with an overhang above us. There was a knee-high natural wall surrounding the grassy area and a small waterfall in the middle of the area which dropped into a waist-high pond. The entire area looked like it was sculpted by something intelligent. From the rain-blocking ceiling to the natural wall to provide some privacy.
I enjoyed the scenery for a few seconds before Ahri let go of my hand then walked towards the waterfall, letting her clothes drop off her as she went. I could barely move as she stepped into the pond then under the waterfall. She turned her head then signalled for me to come over to her with a finger. I quickly checked that no-one followed us before I went and did as asked. No matter what she asked.
Aww I had to end it just before the good bit. Don't worry, the next chapter will probably start with some filthy stuff.
But other than that, hope you enjoyed this chapter. I quite liked writing it after I got pissed off by Baron in a game. Fuck that guy. Damn snake thingy is a douche.
Personal grumbles aside, I'll see you all in the next chapter. Which will hopefully be released on the right week.
Anyway, goodbye everyone. Keep enjoying your lives.
