I realise I haven't done this yet so if any of you are on EUW my League name is "I am Legum" so add me if you want to play a few games. I'll be online most days and if I'm not then I'll be on the day after. (Just a warning, I'm pretty bad so expect stupid things to happen)

I'm also probably going to play games like Star Wars: Battlefront and Rainbow Six: Siege but I'll talk more about those nearer release to gauge interest.

Oh yeah and here is a lovely little JOKE OF THE CHAPTER: Why is Mordekaiser only played in Brazil? Because he is HUE too good for the other regions.

Anyway I've just got one thing to mention that I probably should have mentioned many months ago but, you know, whatever. Basically the idea is: if I don't write about what happens in detail or as an off-hand reference made by one of the characters then I'm expecting you to just fill in what you think happened. For example, if I made Shen open up a bakery then didn't mention it or him for a week then you can reasonably guess that he's not showing up because he's dealing with that.

WARNING: this one contains a lemon at the end. There will be a line across the page to indicate it.

Anyways, my best guess is this chapter will be 70% story stuff and 30% fluff (or character building if you want to phrase it that way).


Chapter 43: Noxian Diplomacy

Ahri POV

Zoh had disappeared at some point and I was beginning to get slightly concerned. The last I saw he was talking to Dis and it didn't sound particularly pleasant, although I wasn't really concentrating on it much. However, Zoh had been gone for an uncomfortable length of time without a word and, considering how quickly he was gone, I felt like it was probably best to go search for him. I'd taken a few steps from the group when a very distinct scream of anguish resonated through the streets. I didn't dare believe it until I had dashed to the source to see Zoh on his hands and knees with tears dropping from his face. He was at the other end of an alley to me so when a wave of lava rolled towards him from down another alley it took a lot of effort for me to get to him in time to pull Zoh out of the way. I hauled him back a few metres then dropped him to the floor when I noticed a Summoner round the corner, levitating two giant chunks of concrete above his head. He didn't waste time in throwing them towards us at astounding speed. I barely had time to grab Zoh and prepare to dash away when they were mere feet from us. Somehow, Shen got in the way of them both with a bubble of energy around him. Both chunks crashed into the shield but were knocked back, leaving a crack in the defensive bubble. The rocks smashed into the ground in front of us just as the Summoner prepared to throw a blazing house at us. Before he could Dis appeared in the air above the house with a kite-shaped shield the size of him in one hand and an obsidian-bladed sword in the other. He smashed the house apart as he fell through it and he was about to slam into the Summoner when the robed man disappeared. Dis teleported away before he hit the ground and I was left with Shen to console Zoh as everyone else ran towards us. Neither of us really knew what he was crying about so we just sat him down and both tried our best but Shen seemed better at it:

"Zoh, you're going to be alright. There are considerably fewer mutated wolf beasts and summoners around and I'm pretty sure no-one is dead."

Shen looked around then up at me.

"You're not dead are you?"

"As far as I can tell, I'm still fine."

We continued doing our best to make Zoh feel better until he mumbled very quietly:

"They're dead…"

It dawned on me at the same time as it did for Shen. He could only mean two people by that.

I hugged Zoh tight and put my head on his shoulder before whispering:

"Oh, Zoh… There are no words. I'm so, so sorry about your loss. They didn't deserve this and neither do you."

Our friends slowed to a halt as they approached and Shen got up to stop them from getting too close. I heard him whisper the situation to them as I rocked Zoh back and forth.

The next day (Tuesday 16th June at 10:25):

Two beams of light shone through the room, clearly displaying how dusty it was in there. Even though the sun had found a way through the dense layer of clouds that blotted out almost the entire sky there was still an uncomfortable chill in the room. The bare-stone walls and flimsy windows didn't help the situation at all and the only real warmth was being provided by a fireplace on the opposite end of the room to the bed. Everything else in the room exemplified Noxian culture perfectly. Weapons of every kind adorned the walls and everything not made of wood, stone or metal was dyed blood red. There was only one wardrobe but five separate weapon racks and the bed looked like it was made to withstand a bomb. That fact would have got me excited if Zoh wasn't curled up in bed, refusing to say a word while I sat on the edge of it.

Despite the best efforts of everyone, he wasn't any happier than he had been moments after they died. I couldn't really blame him. I'd probably be in a similar state if I lost any friends.

As much as I had liked them both, I didn't ever get to spend enough time with either to be nearly as heartbroken as Zoh. More than anything else, I was hurting to see the only person I loved in the world so distraught. I had never seen him so broken mentally or physically.

He was so dejected that he wouldn't treat his own wounds so we had to rely on Akali's first aid to stop him from bleeding out. Unfortunately, she didn't have any of the training or equipment to deal with broken bones. It didn't help that Noxus didn't have any hospitals or doctors. Apparently "if you are injured enough to get a doctor then you deserve death". A remarkably cold way of looking at the subject.

It felt wrong to leave Zoh in that state but we still had a lot to do, with or without him. Shen and Zed were waiting outside at that very moment while Akali tried her best to organise an audience with Swain. From what I'd heard, she was having trouble finding anyone close to him who wasn't sided with the League. She had barely even survived her chat with Darius according to Zed.

Eventually I couldn't leave them waiting any longer so I crawled over the bed to Zoh. He was facing away from me so I gave him a kiss on the cheek then hopped off the bed. I strolled over to the door and gave it a tug. Then another. Then a final one which just about opened it. When I stepped outside Shen and Zed were standing over two unconscious Noxian soldiers looking as guilty as can be.

"What did you do?" I questioned while closing the door behind me.

"There was a disagreement. I believe we won." Zed replied.

"What were you arguing about that made this happen?" I queried while indicating to the unconscious man and woman.

"We began talking while we waited and they suggested that it is correct to drive on the right side of the road and not the left. Complete and utter plebeians." Shen answered while giving the female guard a light kick.

"They really said that? Wow. That's just… gross. I don't want to be near these people anymore." I stated before walking down the corridor away from the guards. The two ninjas followed me after standing the guards up against the wall. We got a few metres away before they both slumped down to the floor. The hallway we were heading down was averagely wide but at least ten metres tall and it curved to the left and upwards. The wall on our left had a door every few metres but the one on our right was much sparser. It became obvious why when we came upon a massive hole in that wall which stretched from the floor to the ceiling. I stared outside as we went past the hole. It gave a good view of the city below.

Unlike in Demacia where the city was built on a gradual hill, almost all of Noxus was at or below sea level save for the hollowed out mountain we were in. The mountain had been carved to look like a screaming, ghoulish face on one side and had buildings built on the top of it and rooms built inside for wealthy and powerful visitors. The buildings atop the mountain were where the upper class of Noxian society lived while lower class lived down below in the slums. They had even built a wall around the mountain to keep the "rabble" out and the single entrance to the mountain could only be reached by travelling over a bridge. That bridge was built many dozens of metres above the slums, impossible to reach unless they went to the gate on the other end of the bridge which was so heavily guarded they stood no chance.

The only way I saw for people to advance their position in that society was by going into the military. Maybe that was the idea all along.

From what I had seen while going over the bridge and from looking out the hole, Noxus was pretty much all dark brown or black. I had pretty easily decided that when it was all over we were not going to live anywhere near Noxus.

After a short walk I ran out of time to look out at the city far below so I turned my attention back to the halls around me. They were almost deserted. All the inhabitants were already awake and either at home or at their jobs. Only a few guards were dotted around as every Noxian knew how to fight and had a weapon. Even the children were dangerous if they got the jump on you.

We talked most of the way to Draven's office which was on the right wall. Unless something had gone terribly wrong that was where Akali should have been. Thankfully, we pushed open the door to see Akali sitting on one side of a desk while Draven was on the other, leaning in close enough to make her visibly uncomfortable. When Draven saw Shen enter he pulled away considerably until he was leaning back on his chair. He then immediately focused on me and stood up, putting one foot on the desk.

"Well hello, the name's Draven. Although I'm sure you've already heard about me. What should I call you?"

"Ahri. I was a champion in the League for weeks. We even played together in a few games."

"Oh, we've probably already done it then. I'm bored, what do you want?" He asked while slumping back into his chair.

I sneered at Draven for his attitude while Shen replied to him:

"We simply desire for you to set up a meeting between us and Swain."

"Swain, Swain… Swain… that's the bird guy, right?"

"Yes."

"Sure! That's almost too easy. I'll even do it for free because you've got that sword… wrist… red eye… guy with you and I wouldn't want him to ruin the perfection that is my face." Draven declared while picking up an old-fashioned telephone. He turned the dial on it and there was a ringing noise before a groggy-sounding voice answered:

"If this is Talon pranking me again I swear I will set your face on fire."

"What? Talon? Noooo, this is Draaaaaven. I've got some ninjas and… what looks like an anime fan's wet dream standing in my office who want to meet you."

"I know who you're talking about. Tell them we'll meet at the pub where Leblanc beat Gragas at a drinking contest in half an hour. Make sure they're not late or I'll set their faces on fire."

"Alright thanks bud." Draven finished before flinging the phone out of the window behind him. It smashed through the glass which momentarily replaced Draven's smile with a look of confusion. He turned around and stared at the smashed window.

"Wow I really thought that was open. Guess that means it's the end of my work day." He shrugged before standing up and grabbing his pool party stuff from an open closet. The man was gone from his room just as the clock on his desk turned to quarter-to-eleven.

Akali stood from her chair and turned to me with a dumb-founded look.

"He talked for ten minutes about the time he wrestled a shark when I asked him about getting a meeting then you get him to answer in a couple of seconds."

"Credit goes to Zed and his, how did he say it, 'sword wrist things'."

"That's so stupid though they're clearly…" Akali mumbled something while motioning with her hand to Zed before continuing "… yeah. Those. Yep."

I turned to Zed and asked:

"What are they called?"

"Well the right is called Fred and the left is Jill."

"Really? You don't know what your own weapons are?"

"I don't know I assumed I was the first person to invent them so they don't have an official name."

"Well, shit, give them a name now then we can go."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

"Really?"

"You put me on the spot now I can't think of anything."

"Just put some damn letters together randomly and we'll go with that."

"Um… G… G… U… R… M… E… T… E… yeah."

"Ggurmetes. Don't want to remove any letters from that maybe?"

"No. I stand by that name. It's magnificent."

"If you say so. Shen has swords, Akali has Kamas and Zed has fucking Ggurmetes."

"Yeah and all you've got is a glowing ball of bullshit."

I dashed to Zed and got right in his face while sneering at him.

"Don't you test me boy. I will smack you upside the head."

He glared back at me and we stood there staring at each other until Shen pushed us apart.

"We really must be going if we do not want our faces to be set alight."

I pointed at Shen then turned to look at him with a smile.

"That, is a good point. Let's get going."

We left the room in a bit of a hurry in hopes of finding where we needed to be in time. We only had half an hour to get to the top of the mountain and find a specific pub amongst the fortresses and castles that dominated the majority of the available space up top. At some point someone had made a modest castle and since that point it seemed as if everyone else who inhabited the top of the mountain simply had to outdo that first person. Or at least that was how it appeared when we stepped out of the hallway and into the open air. The hallway didn't really lead into anything it just sort of ended when they ran out of mountain to go up. It was evident that they didn't really know what to do with the area where the hallway ended as it was pretty much just open space. There was no grass or snow or anything really. Just bare, craggy landscape for a few dozen metres around. Thankfully, and surprisingly, a road had been carved in the rocks which led from the hallway's end to the clusterfuck of stone buildings ahead of us. I couldn't find any common theme or structure save for the Noxian flags flying proudly above every building. Surprisingly there was a decent amount of people strolling around between giant structures. It would have been a pleasant change from the relative emptiness of the hallway but looking closer at the people I could tell I wouldn't be having any pleasant chats. It was impossible to find a face that was not either snobby or shielded by a helmet. Everything that was not a soldier was a rich person who looked disgusted by the fact that we even dare be on the same continent as them. What made it slightly threatening was that all of the rich people were not your average fat guy who wouldn't touch a weapon if his life depended on it. They were all warriors who had got to the top by killing everything around them and climbing the pile of bodies. These were the kind of people who could have made Zoh feel emasculated.

As we searched through the wide, open streets I noticed that a lot of the people around were staring at myself and Akali with particular disdain. My best guess was that it was because we didn't have nearly the same amount of muscle mass as any of our companions. While it was a fact that either of us could best any of the rich dudes strolling around; they didn't know that and were thus judging harshly.

I considered making an example of one of them who moved in our direction just to barge past me but decided against it considering who we were about to visit.

A while after that we found a road with all the usual amenities you would expect from a city on either side of it. A larger than usual number of people (for Upper Noxus) were going about their business along the street, mostly ignoring us. All except for one guy in particular.

He was with a group of friends, sitting outside of a café. From a distance I could tell that he, along with everyone else in his little bunch of twats, was in full armour, weapon by his side. Even though he was quite a few metres away I could clearly see he was bald with green eyes, a big nose, pronounced ears and a curvy jaw.

For reasons I could not even begin to fathom at that moment, he got up from his seat and casually came over to me. I had to look up slightly to stare him in the eyes. I couldn't really tell if he wanted kill me or to fuck me. It was just a strange mix of wanting and anger.

After looking the man up and down I came to the conclusion that it would be much more satisfying to be killed by him.

"I'm going to have to ask for a bit of personal space cause you smell like you just finished having an orgy with Urgot and a couple Slime Dragons." I joked while my friends carried on towards the pub, confident in my ability to deal with the situation.

"I think you should go before you get hurt. The wind gets pretty strong up here and you look like you'd just float away with it. Do you actually have a single muscle in your body or is it just bones, skin and a bitchy attitude?"

"I also have a few organs in me but I don't suppose you know what an organ even is. Although it does seem like you are missing an important one that should be somewhere behind this… thing you call a face."

"I'm not going to talk about your face. It would be a low blow."

"I guess I'll have to walk away then because talking about any part of you would be a low blow."

He growled quietly while pulling out two knives. I sighed and stepped back.

"I'm giving you one more chance before I slice off every part of you that can bleed. Leave this place."

"Tell you what, give a me a good reason and I'll consider it."

"Your kind and your gender do not deserve to be here."

"Oh well now I'm going to have to beat the shit out of you." I retorted with a giggle before kicking the knives from his hands and dashing behind him. He hadn't even reacted to losing his weapons by the time I dived at his head, knocking him forward so that he landed face-first on the ground with me sitting on his back. It had taken me all of two seconds to rid him of his weapons and have him on the ground.

"Seems you just got floored by a member of that gender you looked down on only a few moments ago." I smiled while getting up and jumping over to one of his approaching friends. Grabbing the man by his legs, I dashed back to the first one and smashed him over the head with the one I was holding. There was a satisfying clunk as armour bashed into skull and I let go of the friend. Moments later the other three friends fell from quite some height onto the small pile of groaning Noxians. A small crowd watched as I took a seat on top of the pile with my legs crossed and a tail snaking their way around each of the men's necks.

"I could strangle each and every one of you right now. It would actually be quite fun. I can almost… hear, the gasps of pain as the life ebbs from you."

I pondered for a second as the grip of my tails tightened around their necks. Deciding that a second opinion would be helpful, I grabbed one of their heads and turned it to look at me.

"What do you think? Should I tighten until you all go quiet or throw my orb into you one by one?"

He couldn't speak so all I got in reply was some panicked gasping.

"That's not really an answer so I'm going to need you to try a bit harder." I sighed while tightening further. Through the gasping I barely heard his faint response:

"Let… go… ple…"

"You want me to let go? Why would I do that? If I remember correctly, you attacked me."

I was about to finish them off when Shen walked up to me and calmly put his hand on my shoulder.

"You have made your point. Now let them go."

"As much as I hate to end my fun, I guess you're right." I concluded while pulling my tails away from the men and standing up. As I and Shen made our way over to the pub my orb came out of the pile of Noxians and returned to my hand. I almost let out a pleasured moan as the energy soaked into me and the orb disappeared. Shen gave me a concerned look so I thought it best to reassure him:

"Don't worry they'll all be fine in an hour. I just didn't want any of them to think about attacking me while I sat down."

"Ahri, I truly do not mind if you kill people every now and then. I am not oblivious to the reality of our situation. All I ask is that you try to not do it in a cruel manner."

"… Fine. I guess I owe you that much."

"You owe me nothing. Do it in the name of decency." Shen requested while opening the door to the pub for me. I bowed my head slightly to him as I stepped through. It was musty and uncomfortably warm inside the pub and the low ceiling made it feel cramped. The walls were made of stone but everything inside was wooden. On the other end of the room was a spiral staircase leading up and down. Tables and chairs filled the space in-between but they were pretty much all taken. A bar was set against the wall on my left and some pool tables were lined up on my right. I couldn't spot Swain anywhere but it didn't really matter as Shen closed the door then headed straight for the staircase. I followed him through the dense crowd of people until we reached the stairs and went down. The room we emerged into was a lot darker as it was only lit by a few candles on the walls and some still burning on the tables. There was a small bar on the right wall with a bartender behind it but other than that the room was mostly void of people. The only living things in the room were Akali, Zed and Swain who were sat around a small table in the corner of the room opposite to the bar. All the other tables were empty, likely because of Swain being in the room; though it was also possible that Zed was the cause. Either way, I didn't have to push past anyone to get to the table and there was an abundance of seats to choose from when I got there. I pulled up a chair and sat down next to Zed and took a moment to look at Swain.

He was pretty much as I remembered. Three stripes of purple hair on his head, orange eyes, balaclava covering the lower half of his face and green robes with golden armouring which had an attachment for his bird to land on. The bird, Beatrice, wasn't there at the moment when I sat down.

"Hello both. I was just talking with your friends here and apparently you want my help in taking down that idiot in charge of the League."

"That's the idea. So, will you help?" I replied.

"You have my full support."

"Oh, well that was a lot easier than I thought."

"I should mention, before you go, my support only means so much here. Those loyal to me will follow us to battle but not all of Noxus is loyal to me. There are even some who will go out of their way to stop you from succeeding."

"Who will we have to convince?" Shen questioned while leaning in.

"Katarina, Talon, General Xizan, Grand Admiral Ryker, Cassiopeia and Spymaster Derach. Everyone else who is anyone realises how easily I can turn into a bird and eat them."

"… You really don't have as much power as the leader of Noxus should."

"Well technically I am the leader here but so many of my underlings don't give a damn what I say and to punish them would weaken our position as a whole. The leaders here don't agree on much except for that Demacia must be defeated. That's kind of why I don't want to get into a serious war with them as if we won there would be a civil war between god knows how many factions immediately afterwards. It would tear us all apart."

"That's both worrying and helpful. Anyway, we had better go get started. There is a lot to do." Akali stated while sitting up. The rest of us followed suit and we were about to walk away when Swain solemnly spoke my name. I turned around and he slumped into his chair slightly. My worries of it being about what happened outside faded as he began.

"I heard what happened in the marshes. Just, make sure Zoh knows that we are here for him. Everyone in Noxus has heard the true story of how he got where he is and that means there's a lot of respect in this city for the man."

"That's actually quite touching. I never realised a city like this could ever respect us."

"Important distinction here, we like Zoh, most of us hate you. Sorry, but it feels an awful lot like bullshit that a fox gets to do fuck all and become one of the best fighters on the planet. Also you're a woman and there's a lot of sexists here for whatever reason."

"Right. Half of that is understandable. Thanks anyway."

"No problem."

I waved at him then caught up to the ninjas. We left the pub and walked past the pile of Noxians who had all fallen unconscious at some point. Zed had to do a double-take before turning his head to me.

"That was your doing?"

"Yeah."

"Interesting."

"Thanks."

He stared forward again and I couldn't help but think that he admired my handiwork at least slightly, though I'm sure he'd have preferred I killed them. I would have preferred it too but, luckily for them, Shen was there to stop me. Even so, I enjoyed what essence I had managed to take from them. The desire to do so was definitely greater than it was when we were back at the League. I had no idea why.

We got to a crossroads and stopped to think up a plan.

"Who should we begin with?" Shen questioned.

Akali and Zed didn't say a word so I decided for us:

"Katarina then Talon. Now I know what you're going to say and yes, they did kill a clone of my boyfriend, but we've resolved that issue. I've even got hammered with them many times."

"If that is so then can we not simply assume their support?" Shen asked while scratching his chin contemplatively.

"Unfortunately not. We're not so much 'friends' as 'friendly acquaintances'. There's a chance that they would side with the League over us."

"Right, well, we better go find them then. Any idea where they live?" Akali queried.

"Uh, no. I'm going to go check." I replied before dashing down the street. It took about ten seconds in total for me to check every street in the upper city and get back to the ninjas.

"Follow me." I demanded with a smile.

A short walk later we were stood on one side of a moat with a very tall castle on the other. It was at the very least a hundred feet tall with a ten-ish metre wall surrounding it. From one side to another it was maybe eighty feet and the whole thing was made of large, square, dark grey blocks of stone. Some Noxian flags were placed around the structure and a large, metal drawbridge was the only obvious way in. Unfortunately, it was drawn up and no-one was around to ask about lowering it.

"How do we get in?" I asked to which Akali and Shen shrugged.

"I shall handle that." Zed decreed before disappearing. I heard some metal clanging coming from one of the windows in the castle before Zed reappeared with many knives stuck in his armour.

"She did not appreciate the intrusion." He stated while pulling one of the knives out.

"Anyone got any better ideas?" I asked just as we were joined by Garen.

"Hello friends! I have successfully infiltrated the city!"

"Well done. I can't even begin to wonder how, but that's not important right now. This castle is." I explained while pointing.

"Why so?"

"Long story short we need to get the help of a bunch of people cause no-one here likes each other. The first person we have to talk to is Katarina. This is her house."

He was slightly shocked and I swear I could see a slight blush on his cheeks as he replied:

"Ah well, that's good so uh, how do we… get in? So that I can… face her in combat."

"If that's what you want to call it I won't judge. Anyway, we were just trying to think up some ideas so if you have any it would help."

"Have you tried shouting?"

"Seems a bit low-tech doesn't it? Even for Noxus."

"Sometimes the least intricate methods are the best."

I stared around and everyone was looking at me so I guessed I was being volunteered.

"Kata can you drop the bridge please?!"

A few seconds later it dropped down over the moat to reveal an open archway. Katarina was standing on the other end of the drawbridge and her attention immediately went to Garen who stepped forward. He fumbled his words a bit as he attempted to speak:

"I would- we would like to come into your… lovely home. And, if you would like, we can, maybe, have a duel of some sort. Please?"

"Sure." She replied before strolling back inside her castle.

I stepped forward and patted Garen on his shoulder-guard.

"Smooth." I stated before going across the drawbridge. The rest of the group followed just behind me as I entered into the courtyard. It was all covered in grass and only training dummies occupied the open space. Some moved, some poked out of walls, some span around. From that I came to the conclusion that she probably spent a lot of time training.

Katarina had gone straight inside through a small door in line with the archway so I didn't waste any time looking around the courtyard. When I took my first step into the interior of the castle I realised why Garen was so smitten with the woman. I was in a large, circular room with a high ceiling and a few doors on the other side of the room. Everything in the room looked like it could be used as a weapon of some sort. It was a sort of living room but it felt a lot more like an armoury. There was a sofa and some chairs in the centre but they were all made of the stitched together hides of animals I had never seen before and the armrests doubled as sheaths for daggers. They surrounded a coffee table with legs made of spiked baseball bats. Paintings decorated the walls but the rims of their cases were made of swords of varying sizes. Two fires blazed away behind the sofa, the smoke rising into a hole in the ceiling. Weapon cases were placed around the room against the wall and they were, of course, made partially of spears. Strangely enough, a large amount of randomly placed, medium-sized rocks floated freely large amount of open air in the room. The last thing of note was a podium with an orb near the wall on the left of the room, surrounded by pillows and blankets. I vaguely recognised it as a virtual reality simulator. It essentially put you into a dream of your design that you can fully control.

Kata wasn't in the room when we got inside and I was too curious to not so I went over to the podium. I placed my hand on a glowing flat surface on the side of it and I was suddenly in an empty room with a half-naked Garen but before I could laugh I was pulled out of the dream to see Katarina throwing the glass orb onto the ground. I giggled as she glared at me.

"Not. A word. To anyone."

"Don't worry, I wouldn't do that to you. But you gotta admit, it's pretty funny. The whole room is nothing but weapons then over here in this comfy little corner you've got a sex simulator."

Her glaring intensified so I just walked over to Garen who was staring at a weapon case awkwardly and grabbed him by the arm. I dragged him over to Kata and threw him at her while shouting:

"You kids have fun now!"

I hurried out of the room and into the open air. The ninjas followed closely behind me as we crossed the drawbridge. Even from a distance I could hear Garen's armour clattering to the ground piece by piece before the door was slammed. I stopped once I was in the middle of the street just as the ninjas caught up.

"I think it's fair to say, Katarina is on our side."

A second later a loud, female moan came from the castle that was very clear even from a distance. Akali appeared rather disturbed by it.

"That woman really needs to sound-proof her damn house."

"I don't know about that, I quite enjoy it."

"You don't count. You find figuratively everything arousing in some way."

"I won't deny that. I'm quite proud of it actually."

"Whatever. Are you going to go find Talon?"

"Nah, I'll leave that to you. I'm going to go check up on Zoh. Cya guys." I waved then dashed away. It only took a few for me to be at the end of the hallway. I got down to the door to our room almost instantly and took a moment to compose myself before I opened it and went in. Zoh was sitting on the floor near the fireplace, staring at it. I closed the door and sat down next to him.

"You alright?"

He turned his head to look at me and I stared right back. There was an unmistakable look of sadness in his eyes as he put his head on my shoulder.

"I can't do it anymore."

"Can't do what?" I asked while very slowly wrapping a few tails around him.

"Anything. I never used to believe people when they said 'all good things must eventually end'. Seems I was just being an idiot."

"So you're giving up because everything ends at some point?"

He nodded his head on my shoulder in response.

"What you have to remember is good things take effort. If you just sit around doing nothing for the rest of your life then nothing good will happen and the good parts of your life right now will fade away. Sure, everything nice will eventually come to a close. But, nothing is saying you can't make new good things."

"I appreciate the words Ahri but I just can't see anything worth fighting for anymore." He sighed while removing his head from my shoulder to look me in the eyes.


"How about I remind you?" I asked while gently laying him down with my tails. Slowly I got on top of Zoh and pulled my dress down until my breasts were free. That clearly caught his attention as I leaned down and kissed him. I made sure to press my breasts against his chest as I put my tongue out to get a taste of him. A small shift backwards let me feel his bulge against my crotch. After a few moments I pulled away from the kiss and sat up. I began moving slowly back and forth so that Zoh's bulge was rubbing against my panties. Seeing as I was doing that all for a reason I ignored my personal enjoyment and pushed Zoh's legs apart with my tails. I stopped rubbing and knelt down in-between his legs before unzipping his trousers. With a tug I pulled down his trousers and boxers to reveal his wonderful fuck-stick. It stood up, begging for relief. I obliged and leaned down, placing my boobs around it. I took the tip in my mouth and began bobbing my head up and down on it while rubbing my tits against the shaft. I played with the tip using my tongue as pre-cum oozed from it. While doing all that I started playing with my nipples and stroking my clit with my tails which got me moaning onto Zoh's dick. My pussy was getting wetter by the second so I was quite happy when after ten or so minutes his penis started throbbing and he came in my mouth. I drank most of his cum happily but kept a bit in my mouth to enjoy the taste for a minute. Swirling it around inside, I eventually gulped it down just the same as the rest. I gave Zoh's rod a quick clean before letting it fall from my mouth onto my boobs. I gave it a quick kiss before pulling my tits away and standing up. The tail that was still playing with my clit pulled my panties down and I stepped out of them before sitting down on Zoh's chest. Without any encouragement needed he took my clit into his mouth and began licking it. Moan after pleasured moan escaped my lips as he continued playing with my clit and inserted a finger into my pussy. I came the instant it was joined by a second one and my juices covered his fingers. He kept on going anyway and, once my strength had returned, I grabbed my tits and played with them while two of my tails teased my nipples. Two of my other tails played with Zoh's dick as it began to grow again. The massive amount of stimulation drove me over the edge twice more before Zoh removed his fingers from my pussy and licked them clean. He then began cleaning the inside of my slit and playing with my clit with his fingers. After a few minutes I was brought to a body-shattering orgasm that caused me to slump over and have to use my hands to stop me from falling onto the floor. Through it all my tails kept playing with Zoh's penis until I was recovered enough to make them stop to make way for me. I shuffled down his body until my pussy was so close to his dick I could feel the heat coming off it. For a few seconds I teased his tip before planting myself straight down onto him completely. Feeling all seven inches inside me gave me a moment of pause before I began bobbing up and down on him. I cried out his name as Zoh laid there, letting me thrust myself onto him over and over. Even then I was still playing with my tits happily but when I felt Zoh's hands over mine I let him have his fun. He enjoyed them for a few minutes while I played with my clit.

A few minutes later he pulled me off his penis and my pussy felt lonely for a few seconds while he repositioned us into doggy style. I came again as he thrust back into me.

"Oh fuck yes!" I screamed as I used one hand to tease my butt while the other played with my clit. At the same time four of my tails enjoyed my tits while the rest groped Zoh's body. I came again as he picked me up and put my back to the wall. He fucked me against it for a few more minutes until I felt him blow his load into my womb. I felt the warm liquid pump into the deepest reaches of my pussy and coat the walls completely. The feeling of it oozing inside me was enough to send me over the edge again and I came over his dick as he held it inside me. I finally stopped playing with myself as Zoh pulled me from the wall and put me on the bed. When I noticed his dick hadn't shrunk at all after coming inside me I couldn't help but exclaim:

"Yes please!"

He began pumping into me again as my moaning resumed and my tails got back to work.


What a way to end.

As usual, I don't have much to say here so I hope you all had a fun time and I'll see you next time.

Goodbye.