Hello everyone! Welcome to the latest chapter.

I hope you've all had a great time in however long it's been. Honestly, I've lost track of the passage of time at this point. I've been off college for so long and I don't have a job or anything so it could be Thursday, it could be Monday it could be anything. I've got no idea anymore.

Change log:

-Gonna stop using -italics- in favour of moving them to the centre of the page. Should be more obvious and easier to read.

-I plan on playing with 'rolling' sentences a lot more. For those who don't understand that term I made up on the spot, a 'rolling' sentence would be, for example: "hey…" he mumbled while looking her up and down "I didn't realise you were a velociraptor".

I realise I've used those before but not to the extent that I think I should.

And here's a joke. Not all capitals this time. It's all chill bruh. Don't worry: What is Vayne's favourite website? Tumblr. What is Brand's? Tinder.

Double whammy. Top quality stuff.

Let's get on with it.


Chapter 47: Sex

Zoh's POV:

The meet-up point was not exactly what I had expected from a man like Shen. Instead of a concealed cave on the side of a mountain or an under-basement in an inconspicuous building, we were in a park. On a blanket. He'd even set out a picnic. Quite a few people were strolling by at any one moment but none of them got particularly close. They either lacked interest or were scared of Zed who had decided to show up.

"-but he didn't last long under interrogation. I expected more; however I suppose his talents lay in the avoidance of capture. Anyway, it is time we moved on. How did your meeting with Cassiopeia pan out?" Shen questioned while attempting to take a sip of his tea through his face-mask. He did not succeed.

As he cleaned himself up, I took the nudge from Ahri as an order to explain:

"About as well as you could expect. She had a dungeon, but we dealt with that quickly enough and got her support for it."

"She had a dungeon? That's kinda cool and I'm kinda jealous." Akali admitted while passing Shen a tea-towel.

"Same. So… Zed, how'd your missions go?" Ahri hesitantly queried. Zed had been sat in a meditative position since he arrived and had yet to say a single word outside of "Greetings."

He stared daggers at Ahri for a few tense moments before beginning:

"The General understood that I was not 'requesting' his help when he felt steel graze his liver."

"Is he…"

"Do not take me for a fool. An ally does more for my goal than a body."

"If you don't mind me asking-"

"I do."

We all sat perfectly still for a few seconds, held in place by the awkward tension. Salvation came when Garen walked in from behind us and stood between me and Zed. His hair was messy, his armour was put on badly and he smelled terrible but none if it could lessen the proud smile across his face.

"Hey Garen." Akali began before looking him from head to toes. She continued as he sat down: "You look like you've had quite a fun time."

"While I hesitate to compliment an enemy of Demacia, there is no denying that Katarina is quite an impressive 'warrior'."

"If that's how you're going to phrase it then I get why invading armies always go to the whore-houses last. No-one wants to 'fight' through a building full of super-experienced 'warriors'." Akali managed to get a giggle from Ahri and a sigh from Garen.

"I would appreciate it if we moved on before Akali says something too crass."

Shen finished cleaning himself then began:

"As would I, seeing as I have a few words that need to be spoken. All signs indicate that we are in the final days of this insurgency. With remarkable speed and skill, we have grown from a small group of rogue champions to a force with the strongest armies on the planet at our disposal and support from not only the leadership of the world, but the population as a whole. All that remains is for us to face off against the League itself and finally rid the once-great organisation of the infestation that is corruption. We cannot allow this chance to slip through our grasp, as I fear delay will only give our enemy the time he needs to properly train his army. Now, we plan. Tonight, we do what we believe should be done it what could very well be our last night."

He raised his glass and we all, even Zed, followed suit. After everyone took a gulp I added:

"I would suggest we all get hammered but if I'm going to die I'm going to do it without a hangover."

Ahri shrugged at the idea.

"Good thing we've all got other things to do for entertainment."

"I suppose you could say that; though we shouldn't be thinking about it right now. How are we going to take the League building without getting stabbed, shot, blown up, set alight, electrocuted… you get the point."

"I've got us sorted for this." Akali explained: "The call has been sent out to our Demacian and Noxian friend to march on the League building. They'll approach it from either side then attack on my mark. This will force the League to split their forces and that's when we, along with any other champions on our side, will attach the League directly. This will mean they have to either split their forces into three, order a full retreat or leave us to kill the big bad dude. If they split, we deal with them easily. If they all retreat, we breach as many holes in the walls as we can to allow the army to siege then continue to battle from the inside and if they leave us with whatever-the-hell his name is, well, I think you get the idea."

I wasn't convinced.

"I see where you're going with the idea but I think it has a few flaws. They know we are going to be attacking soon so we don't have the large-scale element of surprise that would allow our forces to properly pressure theirs. We do have one major advantage to work with. They will be expecting a traditional assault. If I was in their position, I would set out two 'skeleton' armies and then, when we attack those, surround us with the rest of their forces that were hiding in the trees. We wouldn't be able to push past either fast enough to break a line and it would only be a matter of time before they won. I suggest we split our forces into strike teams consisting of fifty-or-so soldiers and one Champion each. We then go and find their ambush forces, dispatch them and then charge at their 'skeleton' forces from all sides. They will think we are surrounding them with just soldiers as our Champions will be hiding within the strike teams. As most commanders would, they will split off to use their superior forces to take out our teams before they can be surrounded. We all reveal ourselves at the last moment so they don't have time to run and they don't have the strength to fight us off. Only when their ambush forces don't answer the call will they realise what has happened."

"So instead of trying to surprise them all at once or confront them straight up, we surprise them multiple times consecutively?"

"Yes. Even the most coordinated forces cannot deal with the level of confusion that would induce."

"Well, you're much more experienced with war so we'll trust you. I will add, if this fucks up I'm going to find you and punch you in the face."

"Fair enough."

A while later (22:10):

Shen's POV:

It had been a long day by the time I finally reached my study. Despite the obvious danger, I chose to return to our temple as the moon began climbing into the star-filled sky. It wasn't particularly difficult to get inside without being seen and I made sure to check the building for any possible threats before sliding the door to my room open. Instantly I recognised that not a single thing had been touched or moved. The pillows in the meditation corner were exactly where I left them, the books were all in order, the stack of un-read mission reports lay undisturbed on my desk and, upon testing it, the lamp next to them still had the flicker every few seconds. Even the rugs underneath my feet were aligned with the same floorboards as they were when I left them.

I heard Akali rummaging around through the paper-thin walls of the temple. Curiosity appeared for a moment before thoughts of our earlier agreement returned to mind. It was a time for personal introspection, not socialising.

However, we only agreed upon thirty minutes of quiet. When that was over, I saw an opportunity to occupy my time in a more 'physical' manner.

It would have to wait. I had a purpose for being there.

I took a few steps over to my meditation corner and stared at it for a moment. Reaching to the back of it, I picked up a broom and got to sweeping. It didn't take long for me to sweep, dust, organise and freshen the room but every second of it contributed to the calming of my guts and the clearing of my mind.

Once I was happy with the results I moved onto the final part. To remove the excess.

It was remarkable just how little I needed, so I lit the central fireplace and began the task of throwing the unnecessary in. Memorised books, used battle plans, plants nearing the ends of their lives, trinkets from friends long gone…

None of it gave me reason to pause until I came to the globe that sat on my desk. A relic of a time long before Zoh provided us with perfectly accurate maps. It predated Piltover but no-one had ever rid us of it. Before, there was no reason to. Now, that was questionable.

"Is it historically significant enough to warrant continued existence?" I pondered to myself before deciding it was not. Plenty of other globes existed from the same era.

Without hesitation I cast it into the fire. The flames consumed it as I continued searching.

Akali's POV:

Whatever the hell Shen was doing next door, he couldn't possibly do it any louder. From the sound of it, he was tearing apart his office just so that he could clean it up all over again. I could never really tell if he enjoyed cleaning or if it was just something he did instinctively when he had nothing else to do.

Before it all went down, I always expected to find him hoovering top lane.

I did my best to ignore the noise as I sorted out my own stuff. It was all pretty messy, so I had quite a bit of trouble actually finding what I was looking for. At some point I'd got halfway through reorganising the room then given up on it. The single-person bed was in the corner with a desk at the end of it for doing work in bed. The wardrobe was sitting in front of the window, never having been moved from its placeholder position. My table was still stuck to the ceiling.

It's a long story.

I stepped over the many, many pillows that covered the floor almost completely in places on my way to the pile of boxes in one of the corners. Fuck-knows when they appeared there or why, but they eventually got a job as storage.

After searching through them (and throwing a few across the room from frustration) I found it. With great delicacy, I pulled it from the box and wiped off the dust. A simple photo brought back so many memories. The only physical evidence in the world that Shen had actually, genuinely smiled once. It was not very good quality and Kennen was pulling a silly face but that didn't matter too much. Me and Shen were trying our best to be photogenic.

We were failing, but it was still a nice photo.

My daydreaming meant that I didn't notice the noise had stopped next door.

"That's a lovely photo." Someone stated suddenly, causing me to dolphin-dive out of the way. My weapons were ready and pointed at them before I realised it was Shen.

"Holy fuck Shen, you gotta stop jumping me like that."

"On one hand, it is probably starting to annoy you by this point; on the other hand, it is funny and I can make sure your skills are still sharp."

"Damn it you're annoying sometimes." I sighed while putting my weapons away. "Why are you even in here? I thought we were supposed to have some alone time?"

"I ran out of things to do so I decided to help you."

"Too late for that. Already found it." I replied while holding the photo out for him. He took it and stared for a moment.

"I remember this. That was the day we went to the beach and you won me a pocket-teddy bear at the carnival."

"Yeah… wonder what happened to it. Probably ashes right now."

"Actually." Shen carefully put the picture on top of one of the boxes then pulled a little teddy out of a pocket. "I kept it. For when I'm feeling down."

"How does a teddy help?"

"I… realise that I am not always the best at expressing myself properly and I should be. What I'm trying to say is, you have always meant a lot to me. Since the day we first met, I considered you my friend. Having this thing reminds me that I'm not alone. That, when I wake up in the morning, I can talk to you." He shuffled around a bit, searching for the right words. I stepped forward and took hold of his hands. "Akali, I love you."

I was in shock for a few moments before tears started appearing in my eyes. A smile covered my face when I realised.

"I love you too!" I exclaimed before hugging him. Shen hugged back with one hand and removed his facemask with the other. After a few moments I pulled away and wiped my eyes. Shen's jet-black, short hair was almost dripping with sweat and a mix of relief and joy was covering his eyes and mouth. Stubble covered the lower part of his face from not shaving and his naturally yellow-ish brown skin tone was showing from not tanning ever.

From what I could tell, he still had something to ask and it worried him. All my questions were answered when he placed the teddy next to the picture, got on one knee and pulled something from his pocket.

Ahri's POV:

I was lying on my front, completely naked when Zoh walked in. He sighed as I shot him a smile.

"Yeah, I don't know what I expected when you said 'surprise'."

"Whatever you did expect, I'm pretty sure this is better." I replied before wiggling my butt.

"You are definitely not wrong." He stated while walking over and taking a seat on the bed. The feeling of his hand caressing my back, slowly making its way down, made Goosebumps appear all over me. He eventually got down to my ass and spent a little while massaging and kneading it with one hand, though it was joined by the other quite quickly. There was no reason to pretend I wasn't enjoying it, so the moans I was making were frequent and loud.

"So I take it you are still sensitive everywhere."

"Very. It's a nice feeling having all those squats finally pay off."

"I always wondered about that. Didn't you start off with the same, perfect butt?"

"I'll have you know that it has gotten a full centimetre thicker and the consistency is much better. I would know. I play with it regularly. I like to think I'm pretty discrete with it."

"You are, but I still noticed very quickly. Every time you get bored and can't annoy me for entertainment, you start playing with either your butt or your boobs. I can't blame you though, this is oddly satisfying and rather fun."

"The boobs are definitely better so you should come and massage them now."

"Uh uh uh, we will get to that bit eventually."

"How long will it take?"

"I don't know. Just scroll down until you see the lemon warning. Until then, I will try my best to make this as pleasurable as I can."

He stopped playing with my butt and shuffled over a bit. Zoh's hands started massaging the backs of my shoulders. It hurt a bit at the beginning but it quickly started feeling very nice as my tension and worries slipped away. All my muscles relaxed and I let out a moan of approval. I lost almost all feeling in my tails but I could tell that they set down on the bed next to me.

Zoh took a moment to gather my hair together and lay it to the side before moving his massage down my back slightly, sending jolts of pain through my body. It died away after a second and I relaxed again, my face slumping into the plush pillow.

He continued slowly making his way down my back until he was, again, at my butt. The difference was he didn't stop there. The massage continued down my legs until he got to my feet and my toes. By the time he stopped I was feeling limp all over and I could easily have gone to sleep right there at a moment's notice.

"Are you just going to lay there or are you going to turn over and let me do the other side?"

Zoh's POV:

Lemon warning


Ahri gave me a sly smile before turning around, revealing her fully nude body to me. It was mesmerising to look at but I knew I would get plenty of time to stare at it soon enough.

I happily got back to massaging, working my way up from her feet. Caressing and rubbing her incredible legs was fun but the real interesting part started when I got to her hips. It was going to go an entirely different way until she moved one of her tails to cover her nether bits.

"You don't get to go there until I'm satisfied."

I looked at Ahri who winked at me.

"Have it your way." I replied while moving on.

It didn't take long for me to have moved up from her hips, over her stomach and on to her chest. When I got there I spent a lot longer than I should have playing with Ahri's breasts. I knew from experience what worked best, so I leaned down and licked one of her nipples while flicking the other around with my fingers. She moaned her approval while snaking a tail around the back of my head to keep me there. After a little while I switched my attention to the other and stayed there until I felt the tail around my head tugging me. Pretty quickly I realised where it wanted me so I shuffled on the bed until I was kneeling between Ahri's legs. The tail moved out of the way as I ducked down and took her nub into my mouth. I slid a finger into her, eliciting a gasp as she put her legs over my shoulders. More moans escaped her lips as I pushed my finger deeper inside. Her inner walls contracted as I shoved another finger in. Her juices leaked out but I made sure to lick it all up before focusing on her clit again.

Her whole body shuddered after only a few minutes of playing with her bud. My fingers were utterly soaked and her inside contracted so much I could barely move them. The room was filled with the sounds of Ahri's orgasm for a few seconds and I couldn't smell anything but her. Before she even finished I started pumping my fingers in and out. Just as I was starting to build up a good rhythm she whispered: "Stop that… and get up here." Her breathing was still heavy but I understood and slowly removed my fingers, making sure to tease her along the way. I kissed her a few times before taking her legs off my shoulders and crawling along the bed until we were face-to-face.

"Let's get one thing straight before we do anything else." Ahri started before flipping us over so she was on top and continuing: "I go on top unless I tell you otherwise."

"Yes ma'am."

I was about to say something else I knew would annoy Ahri when she suddenly thrust her lips against mine. Just as suddenly, my trousers were removed and thrown onto the floor. I was already fully erect by the time her hand slipped into my boxers and grabbed my manhood. Her tender grip slid up and down, making me grunt into the kiss. Ahri had a lot of practice so it didn't take her long to get to the rhythm that worked best on me. Within minutes the tension was getting to be almost unbearable when she pulled her hand away and broke off the kiss. I used the few moments I had to calm myself down as best I could, pulling myself back from the edge.

"I think I'm going to use the ass you love so much."

There's no denying that I was very confused for a moment until she pulled down my boxers and put my dick between her cheeks.

"Well this is new." I remarked as she started to slide her butt along my length. I moved my hips in time with her as she brought her face down to my neck, biting me softly. Ahri's perfect ass didn't miss a beat so it was no surprise when my movements became erratic and my breathing ragged. I was pulled into a kiss just in time to stop any moans coming from me as I orgasmed. My load shot onto Ahri's back and pooled just above her butt.

A few moments later she broke off the kiss and smiled at me. She ran a finger through the puddle on her back then licked it clean, never breaking eye contact with me and never dropping her most seductive of smiles.

"You're gonna have to pay me back for that one." She whispered shortly before sitting upright and shoving her pussy against my face. I was happy to oblige, lapping up the juices that coated the outside and the in. Ahri tasted incredibly sweet and vaguely like a mix of various summer fruits but I couldn't concentrate long enough to get a proper idea as she was moaning so loud I couldn't hear myself think. The volume increased when I brought my hands up to play with her clit and ass. I didn't need to look to know she was giving a similar sort of attention to her breasts and probably a few other places too. I did take a peek, but it was just to enjoy the view.

A few minutes in, Ahri reached down and stroked my face. I wondered why until the moment she gripped the back of my head and shoved my face hard into her crotch as she came. She barely managed to prevent herself from collapsing on top of me as her entire body shuddered. I cleaned out her pussy as Ahri let out a satisfied sigh.

"I think you've earned one more favour before we get to the 'main event'." She smiled while letting go of my head and crawling backwards slowly. Ahri leaned down and trailed a lick all the way down my body until she was at my manhood. I wondered for a moment how and when she had taken the rest of my clothes off without me noticing but all thoughts were flushed from my mind when she gave my tip a long kiss. A breath caught in my throat as she slowly engulfed my member, stopping when she had taken in the first inch to tease me with her tongue. I moaned as Ahri stopped playing and took my entire length in one go. There was no time to get my breath as she immediately began bobbing her head up and down. Every time my dick hit the back of her throat it drove me closer to my limit and served as proof of Ahri's lack of a gag reflex. She seemed to be taking it all in her stride, not even showing slight discomfort as the top of her throat visibly expanded and shrunk in time with her bobbing. It shouldn't have been surprising considering how much practice she had.

Minutes passed by with Ahri consistently changing her technique until, somehow, she sensed I was about to cum before I did. Her speed increased and she shot me a stare that could only mean one thing. The second I grunted uncomfortably she pulled up so that only the end of my manhood was still in her mouth. Ahri moaned as she swallowed copious amounts of liquid, licking and jacking off my dick to get out everything she could.

When I was done, Ahri pulled away from my dick and eyed me up. It was a bit uncomfortable to will it to stay up but I didn't really care about comfort when the hottest person on the planet was naked in front of me, waiting patiently. From what I could tell, she was waiting for me to make a move. Not wanting to disappoint, I scooted off the bed and went to the side closest to Ahri. She got the idea when I picked her up by the armpits and brought her into what looked like a hug. With her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist, I got in position and thrust upwards. Immediately she cried out my name as I got to ploughing into Ahri in earnest. She must have been enjoying herself as she wrapped all of her tails around me and held me so tight against her body that I couldn't leave or pull out if I wanted to; not that there was anything in the universe which could have convinced me to anyway.

At that point I was almost at the point of sensory overload. The feeling of Ahri's warm, inviting tunnel around my dick and her breasts squished against my chest. The sound of her constant moans filling my ears. The taste of her neck under my exploring mouth. Even the smell of her juices coating my manhood after another orgasm. Every part of me had to be focused on not emptying myself into her.

A few moments later I put her down on the bed and continued ramming into her pussy with all my might. She came again almost immediately, clenching her inner walls around my cock. The increased tightness didn't even slow my thrusts as Ahri's limbs limply fell from around me. As soon as she got back enough of her strength to stand, she turned around and got her feet on the floor. She put her hands on the bed as I shoved into her again and again. I grabbed Ahri's waist and pulled her back into me in time with my thrusts. Her moaning escalated quickly until she came again. I still had plenty of endurance left, a fact that I was sure Ahri would appreciate.

As she was still recovering from the latest orgasm, I twisted Ahri onto her side and pointed one of her legs straight up and the other straight down. For a moment I was impressed that she could do the splits but I threw those thoughts from my mind and focused on the beauty in front of me. Her orgasm ended just as I shoved into her again, beginning the process to reach the next. For some reason, the splits seemed to make her even tighter than usual.

After drawing another orgasm out of her, I picked Ahri up by the waist and, with my dick still inside her, carried her across the room to the wall. I put her legs over my shoulders and her back to the wall then started smashing into her with as much power as ever. She screamed something that sounded vaguely like a mix of my name and 'yes'. Ahri put her hands on my shoulders and dug her nails in almost hard enough to draw blood. I realised why when she clenched around me and pussy juice flooded onto my crotch. Her moans were probably audible in Demacia as convulsed against the wall. Throughout, I never stopped ploughing into her cunt. Even as she came off the high of her orgasm and could barely speak, I heard the whispers of 'yes' repeated over constantly. Over the course of a few seconds she went from whispering to screaming. Seeing as she was starting to bounce herself on my cock, I decided to let her finish me off herself.

I picked her up then went over to the bed. After pulled her legs off my shoulders, I laid down on the bed and let Ahri sit on top of me. She rode my dick enthusiastically, the tip slamming against her cervix, as I reached the end of my ability to hold it in. She made no attempt to get off as I moaned Ahri's name and came inside her. The feeling of my cum soaking her insides was enough to make her orgasm one more time on top of me. I kept unloading into her even as her own orgasm started to fade. When I was done, I'd poured a few hundred millilitres into Ahri's pussy. Quite a lot of it had shot up into her womb and it sloshed around inside as she collapsed onto me. Most of the rest leaked out slowly onto the bed.

The only noise in the room was our heavy panting until Zed appeared next to the bed and instantly recoiled in disgust.

"URGH! The shadows cannot heal the mental scarring I just received!"

He disappeared into a shadow on the wall.

I stared at where he had been and chuckled:

"I suppose Shen never told him what happens when you teleport into our room."

Ahri giggled then added:

"Maybe this is how Shen gets revenge on Zed for killing his dad."

"Ha! I hope we did some psychological damage."

"If he goes mad, I hope he becomes one of the quiet insane people. I've heard far too much about shadows from emote spam."

"I almost miss his 'the- the- the- the- the- the'."

"Don't you start."

"I'm too tired to say something witty so okay."

"If that's the case you must be tired twenty-four seven."

"Oof. Nasty."

"Aww, want a kiss to make you feel better?"

"No thanks. I'd rather not kiss after you had my dick in your mouth about half an hour ago."

"What? I'm happy to kiss you moments after having your tongue in my pussy."

"But you're bi."

"Oh yeah." Ahri sighed and put on an over-exaggerated frown before going on: "If only everyone else was. I'd be eating out Lux right now. You'd get to watch, of course."

"Uhh yeah, I think after how you resolved her issue with Yasuo she won't be feeling too inclined to get in bed with you."

"Do you think she'll be annoyed when the charm wears off?"

"No, but I think she will be busy getting into someone else's bed. How strong was the charm anyway?"

"It should have lasted five minutes exactly."

I furrowed my brow at her. It seemed like a bad idea to have the charm end so soon.

"My plan was that they would already be midway through and just roll with it."

"You may have got two people very badly injured."

"Or I might have made them very happy."

"Just remind me to bring some medical equipment next time we see them."

"Will do." Ahri agreed while leaning in to kiss me on the forehead. "Right now, though, I'm reminding you to come get cleaned up with me."

"Please tell me we're not going to have to run half-naked to the shower room up the hall again."

"You will be happy to hear that I, in all my brilliance, ordered some changes to be made while we were out ballooning."

Ahri kissed me on the same spot again then pushed herself up and off the bed. I sat up and watched as she went over to a weapon case, opened it and then pulled one of the spears down. It popped out of the clips and she stared at it, dumbfounded, for a few seconds.

"Wrong one." She realised before putting it back and pulling the one next to it. This time, the spear pulled the clips with it a few inches out then stopped. When Ahri let go, it shot back into place and part of the wall next to the bed disappeared, leaving a door-shaped hole in its wake. Ahri pointed both hands at the doorway and beamed:

"Tadaa!"

"Secret door. I approve in every way someone can approve of something."

Ahri smiled then dashed through the doorway. I got off the bed and went to check it out but stopped at the doorway when I noticed all of my clothes were hanging from the chandelier well above my head. As I stepped through the hole in the wall I chuckled to myself.

"I take it I'm not going to be allowed to get dressed until you want me to."

There was no reply as I walked into the hidden room. I looked around but could see no sign of Ahri. It was just me, a shower in the far left corner and a bath on my right. The room itself was square a pretty small, being only a few metres wide. I assumed she was messing with me so I stepped over to the ornate, iron bath and peered inside. Nothing was inside but some hot water. There wasn't exactly a lack of space. It covered about half the room.

As I peered into the water I did notice something in the reflexion. The realisation hit me at the same time as Ahri did, crashing into my back from above and knocking me forward into the water. Thankfully, the rounded edges of the tub stopped me from losing a kneecap.

It took me a moment to realise what way up I was and surface from the water. As I gasped for air to replace the water that had filled my lungs, I wiped my closed eyes. When I eventually opened them I was greeted by the sight of Ahri on top of me. She had that smile on. That one which, for all intents and purposes, meant I was not going to get any rest soon.

Ahri's hands held the back of my head while her tails gripped my body tightly as she whispered:

"I feel empty without you inside me. All I have to push back the loneliness is the splashing of your cum in my womb when I move."

"That does not seem good enough to me. I think we can do better."

"Oh, I wonder how we would possibly do that…" Ahri trailed off while bringing me into a kiss. Mere moments later I felt the familiar sensation of her impaling herself on my shaft. We both moaned into each other and I reached my hands up to fondle her boobs.

A while went by in what felt like seconds then, suddenly, Ahri pulled away from our kiss. I finally had a moment to breathe until she shoved my head onto one of her breasts. She orgasmed after only a few seconds of me sucking on her nipple. There's no denying I was surprised when a liquid of some sort came into my mouth from Ahri's tit. I pulled away and stared for a moment. The stuff stopped leaking out after a moment so I looked up at Ahri, a quizzical look covering my face.

"I'm sorry that's… never happened before."

"No need to apologise, I am just a little surprised. I was of the belief that only pregnant women lactated."

"You must be wrong. I've been using the pill since we first had that scare."

"Right, well, this isn't the time to work it out."

"Yeah, we should…" Ahri shook her head then pulled a few faces before settling on her usual smile. I just grinned awkwardly then got back to shoving my dick into her. For a few moments I still felt slightly awkward but that ended once I got into a good rhythm.

Ahri came multiple times before I decided to change it up. I gave her a short kiss before prying her tails and arms off me, turning her around, pushing her down onto her hands and knees then slamming into Ahri so hard her face was pushed into the water for a few moments. The first noise she made when she came out was a scream of my name. When I felt and heard her coming I assumed that being shoved underwater was one of her many, many, MANY fetishes.

I continued slamming into Ahri for a while as the tension began to rise. Occasionally, I would thrust hard enough to dunk her face in the water. Pretty much every time, she had the same reaction as the first. Eventually, it got too much for me and the feeling of her clenching around my cock sent me over the edge. All of my muscles tensed up and I poured even more cum into Ahri. Her pussy seemed to tighten and loosen around me, urging out every drop I had.

After a while the moaning petered out and I pulled myself from Ahri. By then I was very-worn out so I rested against the side of the tub.

Once she was recovered, Ahri joined me. She sat on my lap but didn't make any attempt to go for another round. When she had most of her breath back, she stated with a smile:

"Of all the times you could choose to take charge, I'm glad you picked this one."

"Upon seeing your reaction to it, as am I."

"Like the sight of me on my hands and knees taking it from behind?"

"I like the sight of you anywhere but that position in particular seems to make you very happy."

"Well, it reminds me of what I was brought up to do as a fox."

"I definitely do not need that image in my head."

Ahri giggled at my response then gazed into my eyes for a few moments. She tenderly placed her lips against mine so I kissed back. I felt her boobs press against my chest as she leaned in but I restrained myself from grabbing them. Her tails pulled me close as we got a bit less gentle.

I barely noticed time slip by until she pulled away. When I opened my eyes Ahri was staring at me lovingly.


Lemon ends

"Anything else you want to do on your last full day alive?"

"There's not a place on this world or any other where I would rather be."

"Getting all sappy on me?"

"Only for a moment. Just, remember how much I love you. Of all people, you know how far over the top I am willing to go just to see you smile. I can barely even think with the way you're looking at me right now. If I was less eloquent I doubt I would even be able to speak."

"I think what you're trying to say is you're super-duper in love with me. Love XL."

"Yeah. That one."

"Good to hear, because I super-duper love you too. You are a bit of a twat, but you're good enough in bed to make up for that. Also, I'm really happy I found you before Shen did because I'm pretty sure you and him would be having this conversation right now if I didn't."

"Gotta get some of that ninja ass."

"Exactly. I'd probably have a go at Akali at some point so we could even do it as a team."

"That is an incredibly strange thought. Although now that you mention it, I do have a question for you."

"What?"

"If we never met, who would be your first, second and third choice for sex?"

"Lux, Darius then… Jayce. He seemed nice when we met. What would yours be?"

"Let's be honest here, I would not be confident enough nor would I really be bothered enough to ask out anyone at the League."

"I fell for you easily enough. Don't see why others wouldn't."

"Actually, you pretended to be my friend because you wanted to kill me then after that you felt sort of bad for me or something so we became proper friends."

"Minor details. Plus, who wouldn't want to hit on a guy like you? You're pretty much what people would think of if they tried to imagine a really hot dude."

"I shall make sure to add 'generic handsome male' to my list of titles."

"Well now you've got two questions to answer. First: assuming you could just ask any person in the League for sex, who would the top three be? Second: what are all your titles?"

"First, assuming you're not there, would be Fiora. Then… hmm… Riven… then probably Sivir."

"And what about the titles?"

"Get comfortable, we're going to be here a while. Third Centurion of the Blazing Spear division, Tech-Primarch of the Abyssal Nebula, Head Researcher at the University of Karch, Thunder God of Numungadu and Cizintov, Flame God of Gordiit, God-King of Alimaru, Emperor of the Eridarie, Confusing-Stuff-We-Don't-Understand-Dude of the Bruuuuuuuh Kingdoms, Winner of the London Marathon, literally Satan to the Rajivari, Areeon, Kintun-Tar, Dave, Jim and everyone in the Aethon Republic, Head Writer for Shia Lebeouf's Inspirational Speech, Professor, Doctor, The Right Honourable Gentleman Zoh Kihn. And that's only the cool ones. I have hundreds more."

"They can't all be real. How do you even become 'literally Satan'?"

"First off, they are all very real and secondly, you have to visit a relatively primitive society that demonizes technology and try to show off the new teleport gun you made. They fucking broke it. I spent so long making that thing. And they just broke it. Unbelievable."

"At least you got an interesting title from it! My only title is 'the Nine-Tailed Fox'! It's literally just a description of what I look like!"

"I'm sure you could get another relatively easily. I like the sound of 'The Right Honourable Gentlewoman Ahri'. Rolls of the tongue like a brick covered in sandpaper."

"How would I get that?"

"Find a parliament. Become an MP."

"You make it sound so easy."

"It was for me. I guess I'm just more likable than you."

"Please, I'm way more likable."

"I suppose that's why you've won two hundred and thirty seven elections on hundreds of different planets. Oh wait…"

"I haven't really been able to go to other planets like you."

"Oh no. If only this planet was split between dozens of different factions with at least one election campaign going on at any one time…"

"Okay, you've made your point. Even if I did want to become an 'MP', I don't even know what you have to do for an election so you'd have to give me a little bit of advice. It's not exactly my area of expertise."

"Well, just find somewhere conservative and shout about 'supporting the troops' and 'family values'. Seems to work for everyone else."

"If I did that I'd have to get married and shit or people would realise I was bullshitting them with the 'family values' bit. I don't want to do that right now."

"Me neither. What kind of people would get married after dating for such a short amount of time?"

Suddenly, Shen appeared.


Damn this is late. Like, woah. Lateness. I'm a pro at lateness. Late-king.

Not really much to say here so I'm just going to say goodbye then scroll up and think of a joke to put in the joke section. Yep. That gets done after everything else. Cause I'm lazy.

I hope you all had at least a mediocre time (though I'd hope for more than that) and, with luck, you'll all have great and fun times until the next chapter comes out. Fuck-knows when that'll be.