There once was a man,
A very annoying man.
He needed a smack with a bat,
Or a spank on the butt
That would make him fat.
He bragged and bragged and bragged
And if that didn't drive you nuts,
He bragged about his girlfriend,
He bragged about his face,
(though it wasn't very good)
He should have been in rags,
Stuffed in bags,
Or accompanying the hags.
He was not cool
He didn't like playing pool,
What's a pirate supposed to do?
He could not swim
He guessed on a whim
Yet he survived
And kept his limbs
Boohoo
He was a Mary-Sue.
He ate his celery,
But made his salary
How lame-o can you get?
He did not steal
He made no deals
He was a little brat.
He did not thief
He made no trades
He was a little gnat.
He had a name,
An annoying one at that
He made you want to hit him
With a bat.
His name was Will Turner,
He was annoying as all crap,
He was a learner,
But still annoying.
I had better stop now
Before I make a vow
To
Smack him with a bat,
Or spank him on the butt
So he got fat,
Or dress him in rags
Or stuff him in bags
Or force him to
Accompany the hags.
Then make him swim;
Lose his limbs,
Or hit him with another bat.
Then I'll
Pour some hot water up
And down his legs
And maybe he'll lay eggs,
And he'll turn into a chicken
With a really big head,
Then I'll chop it off with an
Axe of Lead!
Thank you!
