There once was a man,

A very annoying man.

He needed a slap in the face,

But really and truly,

He needed to get kicked

Off the human race.

He disobeyed his authority,

And is a major minority,

And if that didn't drive you crazy,

He obeyed the law

And was in the least lazy.

He was not funny

He had no money

How do you ransack

Without a proper pirate?

He denied his destiny

But had an incredible change of heart

And let free a man who was

Condemned to death for piracy.

What's wrong with this boy,

You say?

He was annoying.

He had a sword;

A shiny one at that,

He disliked pirates

What a turn code he was,

Even though a pirate

Saved his bonny lass.

He was a showoff,

He was a great learner,

But I wish he would jump off

A cliff.

His name was Will Turner,

I should have pushed him into

The butter churner.

Or fill his pillowcase with crap;

His character was full of sap.

I will end now

Before I swear

To

Slap him in the face,

Kick him off the human race,

Push him off a cliff,

Shoving him into a butter churner,

Fill his pillowcase with crap,

Or rock him on a treetop,

When the wind blows,

The cradle will rock;

When the bells break

The cradle will fall,

And down will come Turner,

Cradle and all!

Thank you!

That is the creepiest Mother Goose rhyme ever invented! I was traumatized as a child!

Thanks to you, "Mother Goose", I have a psychiatrist appointment right now! Yeah! You better be sorry!