There once was a man,
A very annoying man.
He needed a slap in the face,
But really and truly,
He needed to get kicked
Off the human race.
He disobeyed his authority,
And is a major minority,
And if that didn't drive you crazy,
He obeyed the law
And was in the least lazy.
He was not funny
He had no money
How do you ransack
Without a proper pirate?
He denied his destiny
But had an incredible change of heart
And let free a man who was
Condemned to death for piracy.
What's wrong with this boy,
You say?
He was annoying.
He had a sword;
A shiny one at that,
He disliked pirates
What a turn code he was,
Even though a pirate
Saved his bonny lass.
He was a showoff,
He was a great learner,
But I wish he would jump off
A cliff.
His name was Will Turner,
I should have pushed him into
The butter churner.
Or fill his pillowcase with crap;
His character was full of sap.
I will end now
Before I swear
To
Slap him in the face,
Kick him off the human race,
Push him off a cliff,
Shoving him into a butter churner,
Fill his pillowcase with crap,
Or rock him on a treetop,
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock;
When the bells break
The cradle will fall,
And down will come Turner,
Cradle and all!
Thank you!
That is the creepiest Mother Goose rhyme ever invented! I was traumatized as a child!
Thanks to you, "Mother Goose", I have a psychiatrist appointment right now! Yeah! You better be sorry!
