Full chapter title: Drunk And I Don't Wanna Go Home.

I've got some money in my pocket.

"Good morning to you both, Margaery and Daenerys."

Got some trouble on my tail.

"Good morning to you as well, Sansa.

I can hear the dives a-knockin'.

"There seems to be something going around."

Guess I'm headin' off the rails

"What do you mean?"

Singin', ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"What we mean to say is, Sansa, now you've got yourself a man.

I'm talkin' 'bout you.

"But you aren't the only one to fall for a man considerably older than you."

I've got some new best friends forever.

"I'm not?"

See, I met 'em at the bar.

"No, my dear. I have found myself looking way too fondly at Bronn Blackwater."

Where the whiskey goes down better.

"And my bodyguard Jorah Mormont looks at me as way more than a soul to protect."

When they don't know who you are.

"Jaime and I have not made our relationship public yet."

Singin' ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"No, but people have eyes, especially one certain paparazzi named Varys."

I'm talkin' 'bout you, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"Oh, no."

Ooh, gonna feel this in the mornin'

"But I hear your father approves."

'Cause I'm goin' hard tonight.

"He does."

So bartender, take my keys.

"Even after the little run-in Jaime had with him?"

What do you want from me?

"How do you know about that?!"

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"Bronn is on the police force, my dear."

Not stayin' in to fight.

"He was there that night, wasn't he?"

I'm stayin' out all night.

"Yes, Sansa. Mrs. Sansa Lannister. It has a nice ring to it."

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"Girls, Jaime and I aren't even to that point yet."

We don't gotta wait until the weekend.

"No, but knowing how obsessed he is with you, it won't be too long before you do."

There's always time for jumping off the deep end.

"He is in love with me, but he wants to take our time, and not rush things."

So don't you wait up tonight.

"Bronn is not wanting to take his time with me. And nor I with him. We're eloping next week."

Don't worry I'll be fine.

"What would your father say?"

Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home.

"He'll do what my grandmother tells him. Marrying Bronn wouldn't disgrace my family as much as just sleeping with him would."

We're in the bathroom gettin' chatty.

"No one would complain if I married Jorah. I would simply have to hire a new bodyguard."

There's a line out in the hall.

"Not even your brother?"

Tryin' to be my sugar daddy.

"No, he would think that it was a sugar daddy-sugar baby situation."

Gettin' handsy in the stall.

"I hope no one thinks that of Jaime and I."

Singin', ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"Jorah would actually protect me from my brother."

I'm talkin' 'bout you, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"It's a sad day when you need to be protected from your own brother."

You like my gin and tonic kisses,

"Mother would kill her own son if any of my brothers were that bad."

'Cause you know they taste so sweet.

"Grandmother would do the same, and then she would kill my father for not seeing it. My grandmother runs the family, not my father."

And I know you got your missus,

"I don't think my father would do that, if he was alive. From what I've been told about him, he would let Viserys do whatever he wanted."

But there ain't no one like me,

"Your father would have only viewed you as a breeder to keep your Valyrian blood pure."

Talkin' 'bout you, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"We should have just rebuilt Valyria when we had the chance."

I'm talkin' 'bout you, ooh, ooh, ooh.

"Then why don't you do that?"

Ooh, gonna feel this in the mornin'.

"But marrying Jorah would protect me from my brother. With Khal Drogo, he was still able to be around me."

Ooh, 'cause I'm goin' hard tonight.

"At least my father doesn't want me to marry Joffrey Baratheon. Bronn is a better match for me."

So bartender, take my keys.

"Joffrey was a suitor for me. And so was Ramsay Bolton."

What do you want from me?

"Oh no, not Ramsay Bolton! He treated his first wife so bad she ate her own fingers!"

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"Father agrees that Jaime is better than both. Though on an honour level, Jaime says he is almost the same as Ramsay."

Not stayin' in to fight.

"The seven hells he is!"

I'm stayin' out all night.

"But what does Jaime's father think?"

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"He said there was a girl in Jaime's past that messed him up, and that maybe I can help brighten him."

We don't gotta wait until the weekend.

Margaery and Daenerys just looked at each other, not wanting to tell Sansa who the other woman was.

There's always time for jumpin' off the deep end.

"Sansa, you can brighten up anyone's day, let alone their life."

So, don't you wait up tonight.

"Thank you, my friends."

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

"And, if you and Jaime do get married, you can count on us to be your ladies in your wedding."

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"Yes, because Arya wouldn't want to."

Well, I don't wanna go.

"No, she wouldn't."

Don't wanna go home.

"If you'd like Sansa, I'll I'd have to say is Dracarys, and Ramsay Bolton is dead."

I don't wanna go.

"You better make sure you have my father and Tywin Lannister's permission first."

So bartender, take my keys.

"Already been taken care of."

What do you want from me?

"But, now is not the time for it."

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"Why not?"

Not stayin' in to fight.

"I want him to suffer a slow death. Fire would be too quick."

I'm stayin' out all night.

"Point taken."

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"How would Jaime take care of him?"

We don't gotta wait until the weekend.

"I don't want to know how."

There's always time for jumping off the deep end.

"Your father and brothers would help him if Ramsay ever did anything to you, or anyone else."

So don't you wait up tonight.

"And Jorah and Bronn."

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

"And they would get away with it, no matter how much Roose Bolton screams about it."

Baby, I'm drunk, and I don't wanna go home.

"For sure."

Well, I don't wanna go.

"I would just have to say Dracarys to Roose Bolton as well."

Don't wanna go home.

"Roose of course wants me married to Ramsay. Because once I gave Ramsay a son, he would murder the rest of my family, most likely me, and take control of Winterfell Inc. for himself."

I don't wanna go.

"Don't worry, Sansa. He'll be gone before he could do anything to you."

Don't wanna go home.