Chapter Four
Disclaimer: Don't own D & J.
Drake: You know, this has gone too far.
Josh: Yeah, midnightwriter1898 is making fools out of us!
Drake: We've got to figure out where she lives! It's time to put an end to this!
(Megan walks in, waving something)
Drake & Josh: What's that?
Megan: Plane ticket.
Josh: What's it for?
Megan: I found our "mystery lady"…
All: Yeah, this is definitely a joke…
Author: It's no joke! I was just in a weird mood when I wrote this!
"Drake, look –"
Drake: At what? That ridiculous apron you're wearing? Or, ohh, I know, that pretty little butterfly that is stuck to our window?
Josh: My apron's not ridiculous! I ordered it specially! See, they normally don't put my name all over the front!
Drake: Snorts
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to mess up your date."
"Whatever –"
Drake: Dude? Spaz? Boob…
Josh: Well, thank you! I'm glad to know you love me too!
"man." Drake leaned back on the sofa and his eyes returned to the T.V. Josh sighed.
"Drake, really, I wasn't trying to make you look bad!" Drake turned for a split second to glare at him.
"I don't really care! I didn't even like Monica –"
"Ali." Josh corrected.
"I don't care if her name's Monica or Alison!"
"It's Ali, Drake."
Drake: I don't care! Can we please move on from this subject?
Josh: Yeah, I'm sure it's embarrassing you to know that everyone can see what you are really like.
Drake: I am not like that! I could remember Monica!
Josh: See what I mean?
Drake: Look, Josh, don't try to trick me. I know her name was Monica!
Josh: Okay, whatever you say…
Drake: Fine! Play it that way! Anyway, isn't Megan supposed to be home tomorrow morning?
Josh: Yeah, she's coming home tomorrow!
Drake: Oh yay, I can't wait to find out what Megan did to midnightwriter1898!
Josh: I know! I wonder what she'll write about us next!
Drake: Well, she posts ever morning, so we'll have to wait until then!
(Drake & Josh watch clock eagerly)
Fifteen minutes later: Ohh! It's only 12 hours and 89 minutes till tomorrow morning!
