Chapter Four

Disclaimer: Don't own D & J.

Drake: You know, this has gone too far.

Josh: Yeah, midnightwriter1898 is making fools out of us!

Drake: We've got to figure out where she lives! It's time to put an end to this!

(Megan walks in, waving something)

Drake & Josh: What's that?

Megan: Plane ticket.

Josh: What's it for?

Megan: I found our "mystery lady"…


All: Yeah, this is definitely a joke…

Author: It's no joke! I was just in a weird mood when I wrote this!

"Drake, look –"

Drake: At what? That ridiculous apron you're wearing? Or, ohh, I know, that pretty little butterfly that is stuck to our window?

Josh: My apron's not ridiculous! I ordered it specially! See, they normally don't put my name all over the front!

Drake: Snorts

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to mess up your date."

"Whatever –"

Drake: Dude? Spaz? Boob…

Josh: Well, thank you! I'm glad to know you love me too!

"man." Drake leaned back on the sofa and his eyes returned to the T.V. Josh sighed.

"Drake, really, I wasn't trying to make you look bad!" Drake turned for a split second to glare at him.

"I don't really care! I didn't even like Monica –"

"Ali." Josh corrected.

"I don't care if her name's Monica or Alison!"

"It's Ali, Drake."


Drake: I don't care! Can we please move on from this subject?

Josh: Yeah, I'm sure it's embarrassing you to know that everyone can see what you are really like.

Drake: I am not like that! I could remember Monica!

Josh: See what I mean?

Drake: Look, Josh, don't try to trick me. I know her name was Monica!

Josh: Okay, whatever you say…

Drake: Fine! Play it that way! Anyway, isn't Megan supposed to be home tomorrow morning?

Josh: Yeah, she's coming home tomorrow!

Drake: Oh yay, I can't wait to find out what Megan did to midnightwriter1898!

Josh: I know! I wonder what she'll write about us next!

Drake: Well, she posts ever morning, so we'll have to wait until then!

(Drake & Josh watch clock eagerly)

Fifteen minutes later: Ohh! It's only 12 hours and 89 minutes till tomorrow morning!