Blackie: Heheheh, still going strong, somewhat XD
Goldie: -sigh- figures.
Kai: Blackie doesn't own Beyblade, for crying out loud, nor does she own Mission Impossible. Blackie also does not own Takuya, Kap or Ayako, they belong to Kara-youkai. And Kyrie Belongs to Blackie, so don't steal or you'll find a crazy Filipino burn your house down.
Rei: What does Mission Impossible Have to do anything with this?
Blackie: It just does, now be quiet.
Rei: But-
Blackie: v.vU So sue me.
Secrets of the Closet Pervert
It's around 8 PM in the Granger residence, all the lights turned off, the shades of the curtains closed so no moonlight could peek in. Soon the theme music of Mission Impossible started, playing in the background as someone in black tip toed to a door that was to Kai's bedroom ninja style, looking around and gesturing a second to come over.
The second one somehow came from the ceiling of the house from a cord slowly, then jumping off and landing on his two feet. The first one looked around again then made another gesture.
The third however wasn't so graceful, running towards the other two, not being able to see in the dark and ran into the other two, causing them to fall over in a pile, swearing, cursing, owing and loud noises included. The lights turned on and Rei, who was in his normal attire, was staring at his three team mates on the floor nearby Kai's door, all dressed like they were going to rob the place.
Tyson took off the mask that covered most of his face except his eyes nose and hair then said, "Alright cut the music."
Rei sweat dropped and turned the music off from the boom box that was nearby. Max took the beanie off his head that covered his hair, then Kenny looked around, patting the floor, his mask put on the wrong way.
"I can't see anything, where is everybody!"
Max sweat dropped and pulled the mask off Kenny's face. The little genius blushed in embarrassment and then chuckled a bit, "Heheh...opps?"
Rei shook his head, "I don't see why you came up with the idea, Kai isn't even here right now."
Tyson stared at Rei, an anime vein was on his head, "And you didn't tell us before!"
"You never asked."
Tyson sighed and looked at the door, trying to open it, but it was locked, "Great, now how are we going to get in?"
The boys did a bit of brainstorming. Max looked up and said, " I can't think of anything."
"Nope.."
"Nada."
"None."
The four were silent for a moment, then Tyson had a light bulb appear on his head, "I got it!"
"It better not be another mission impossible themed music thing, because my back hurts from that cord line trick." Max whimpered.
"No no no, it's a lot different." He looked at Rei, then seeing the point, Max and Kenny looked at him too.
The neko-jin stared, helplessly outnumbered as he backed away a little, "Guys...why are you looking at me like that?"
Kai looked around the empty streets, making sure no one was looking, then entered a shop that was called 'Sensual Sanctuary'. He saw someone look up at him and grin, "Welcome back Kai, you want to buy anything before you get business done and over with?"
The Russian looked around, then shook his head, "I'll do that afterwards, now I want that video."
"First you have to give me my needed props." The manager said. Kai lifted a bag of contents and placed it in front of the other male. The manager walked over and picked it up, peeking inside,then nodded, "Very well, the video will be done."
"Do you want it more realistic? At Tyson's place possibly when the other's aren't around?" Kai asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Boy you sure like taking risks. I like that." The manager smirked, getting ready to pounce Kai, but was stopped by another male grabbing his fox tail.
"Knock it off Kap, Kai isn't like you."
"Awww, but Kyrie...just a little bit?" Kap begged, giving a small pout. Kyrie sighed and shook his head, "No, you're just wanting to get in Kai's pants for the hell of it."
"But-but..." Kap sulked, knowing he couldn't win and muttered, "I don't have any control over my clients anymore."
"You do, you just don't have any control of your raging hormones." Kyrie muttered with the same tone. Kap blinked and then hugged the kitten hybrid, "Awww, is my kitty boy jealous that I'm hitting on Kai? I'm so sorry, I'll make it up to you."
Kyrie sighed a bit, then looked at Kai, "So what's with the new request?"
"I wanted something different for a change. Do you mind playing the role on what might be a challenge?"
Kyrie blinked for a while, he crossed his arms, giving a look of determination, "I'm ready to take anything you can dish out, I have done your other requests decently, how can this be any different?"
The Russian male pointed at the bag of props, "If you look in here, you'll see my point."
The red head gave a questioning look before opening the bag, his eyes slightly widening, "It's...it's.."
"Am I scaring you, Kyrie?"
"Of course not!" Kyrie snapped, "But isn't he going to wonder where his set of clothes are?"
"He's got plenty of sets, how can he worry about one certain set when he has 5 others of the same kind?"
"I guess that it shouldn't be a problem," Kyrie said slowly, pulling out the garments, putting them to his chest as though examining the size on him.
"It shouldn't. Got anyone to match the sizes on the other props?" Kai asked, raising an eyebrow.
Kap peeked into the bag as well and then shrugged, "Ayako or Takuya could probably handle it to match your figure, we'll meet up at that place at what time?"
"Before noon, I'll still have my team mates training by then." Kai said firmly. Kap nodded, reaching a hand out for Kai's who shook it firmly. Kyrie watching the exchange with half lidded eyes.
"It's a deal then." Kap proclaimed, grinning from ear to ear.
"I can't believe you're making me do this."
"You better, because you're heavy, hurry up Rei!"
"Are you calling me fat!" Rei snapped, glaring down at Tyson who was holding Rei's feet on his shoulders.
"No, you're just heavy from this position!" Tyson whined, struggling to keep Rei at the same spot over Kai's bedroom window.
"You're just weak, if you drop me, Granger, I will beat you with the nearest thing."
"Don't call me weak or I will drop you!" Tyson roared back.
"Tyson! Rei! This isn't going to work if you two keep arguing like this, now open the window Rei!"
"I'm doing that!" Rei replied, rather annoyed. How did they talk him into standing on Tyson's shoulders while he pried Kai's window open? We will never know.
He got his nails under the tiny crack in Kai's window and pulled it upwards, causing him to loose balance when the window was fully opened, Tyson struggled to stay standing, causing Rei and him to wobble back and forth, with Kenny and Max helplessly watching from below. Tyson hopped a couple steps backward, then tilted forwards causing Rei to fly into the bedroom window, landing face first into Kai's carpet floor.
Tyson landed on the grass, skidding a couple grass stains on his shorts and knees, "OW!"
Rei, recovering from a dizzy spell, sat up and put a hand to his chin, "Out of all the 10,000 sperm, you were the fastest?"
"I HEARD THAT!"
Rei sweat dropped and got to his feet then went to the window, "Well I'm in anyway, hurry upstairs so I can let you guys in."
The three nodded and walked in...well, Tyson more like hobbled in because he was cursing over his slightly bruised body.
Rei looked around the dim lit room, his golden eyes glowed like headlights in the dark as he looked at the room, seeing Kai's bed, the TV set (no one really knew why Kai wanted one in the first place) his closet, desk, bookshelf and his nightstand.
Rei didn't find it much interesting so he went to the other side of the room to turn the lights on. His eyes widened when he saw something poking from underneath Kai's bed.
He went over and pulled the same catalog they got from the mail, only it was a more older version. Rei stared at it in shock. So the catalog really was for Kai.
Curiously, he flipped through the pages, some of them he skipped through quickly because they made him blush. He stopped turning when he saw something that almost made him stop breathing.
It was a page of a hybrid wanking himself full view, only his face was cut out and replaced with Rei's own picture. Rei took a back track and then dropped the catalog completely. Backing away from the bed, which caused him to run into the closet. He put his hand to the closet, then opened it, turning around. His eyes widening further.
Not only were there more catalogs, but posters of nude hybrid males in different positions (you catch my drift I don't' need to explain, do I?) sex toys, video tapes that had marks of different types of suggestive titles.
Rei backed away from the closet and sat down on the bed, which caused a vibrator that was under the sheets to turn on causing Rei to yell out and bolt for the door, before Max, Tyson and Kenny could even knock on Kai's door so Rei could let them in, the neko-jin plowed right through them and made a bee line for his room. All three team mates were on the ground, swirly eyed and anime bumps in different places.
"Whatever was in there must've scared Rei's nine lives." Max whimpered dizzyingly.
"No kidding, I think I broke something." Tyson moaned.
End of Chapter Two! Wasn't that fun!
Kenny, Max, Tyson: oooh the pain x.x
Blackie: Feh, wussies.
Kai: -sigh- read and review.
