Ch. 1
Naruto impatiently poked the fire in front of him, waiting for his fellow ninjas. He was bored to death just sitting there and listening to Lee talk about how awesome Gai-sensei is. In the distance, he saw Shikamaru, Choji, and Kiba. "Thank god…" Naruto mumbled.
"Hey, guys," Kiba said as he plopped down on a log on the other side of the flame.
"How goes it, boys?" Naruto asked with a smile. Shikamaru shrugged.
"hey, here comes the guys from the village of the hidden sand." Lee exclaimed.
"Kankuro, you need to stop dragging me to this Konoha campout every month." Gaara glared at his brother while saying this. "If you want to see that Shino kid so bad, just go without me.
"But then they might catch on…" he said to his angry brother. "The only ones who know I'm gay are temari and Gaara. I intend to keep it that way until that hottie Shino is mine." Kankuro thought.
Kankuro dropped his puppet and sat on it. "hey, guys," he said. "Is bug boy here yet? Naruto shook his head
"Shino isn't here yet… why?"
Kankuro looked flustered "uh, because I don't like bugs, okay?" Naruto was about to say something when he saw Neji and Sasuke
"Hey, guys!" Naruto said. Both Neji and Sasuke just nodded at Naruto. They didn't sit they just stood next to Gaara.
The group began conversation of ninjitsu and such, soon Shino arrived and noticed Kankuro staring a few times. It grew dark, and they were all laying on their bedrolls, still awake. Naruto finally sat up, looking frustrated.
"Guys, I just realized something." Everyone gave a fake gasp "I'm serious… has anyone else noticed that we are all still single virgins!" they all looked at each other, and then looked amazed.
"How troublesome," Shikamaru stated. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"We all have our reasons. Gaara isn't interested, Lee is hideous, Choji is… uh, big boned, Kiba gives a lot of attention to his dog, and I have been chasing after Sakura too long.
"Yeah… its easier for some of us" Kiba says, then coughs , clearly saying Sasuke Shikamaru and Neji's names. Everyone nods.
Sasukes eyebrow raises. Shikamaru looks at kiba "why do you say that?"
"Everyone knows girls dig that bad boy attitude," he looks at sasuke.
"So do boys…" Kankuro thinks as he looks at Shino.
Kiba raised his finger "Also, you are closest to the hottest girl, Ino. Everyone nods again.
Shikamaru ponders this and scratches his head.
Naruto stands. "Well boys, theres five girls, and a hella lot of us. Let the games begin!"
