A spotlight appears on a stage, shining on Frost, who was waving at the company.

"Hello, hello, my fellow nerds and perverts! Welcome to another fanfic by yours truly, FROST THE BLOODEDGE!" Frost threw his hands in the air with a large grin on his face.

"Today's fanfic, and chapter of it, is based on the great art of the legendary hentai artist Eltonel! That's right, the artist who created artwork of My Hero Academia characters stranded together in pre-historic times completely naked."

"Izuku Midoriya isn't just going to be with Ochaco Uraraka, Mina Ashido, Momo Yaoyorozu, Ibara Shiozaki, Yui Kodai, and Setsuna Tokage, DEKU IS NOT ONLY GOING TO BE WITH ALL OF THE GIRLS OF CLASS 1-A AND CLASS 1-B BUT ALSO MEI HATSUME, NEJIRE HADO, HIMIKO TOGA, MOE KAMIJI, YU TAKEYAMA, AND RUMI USAGIYAMA!"

But that's not all my friends, no, no, no, no, no. There are going to be guest stars, original characters created by the great erotic fanfic writers...wait for it... TWILIGHT MASTER EMERALD AND ATOMSK THE PIRATE KING!"

Suddenly fireworks shot out from the stage and exploded in the air.

"Twilight Master Emerald's OCs Lillum and Esmerelda, a gender-bent version of his OC Emerald, and Maite, Atomsk the Pirate King's OC are going to be major characters throughout this fanfic."

"Allow me to give some insight before you start reading the first chapter, Izuku and the others get transported to another planet because of Himiko which is inhabited by intelligent dinosaurs. However, there aren't just dinosaurs here, there is an entire civilization here where the people are caring and they absolutely love sex. This fanfic is going to take heavy inspiration from Aztec mythology with some of the goddesses themselves appearing and becoming part of Izuku's harem.

"I'd like to give special thanks to Twilight Master Emerald for helping me out with editing this fanfic and giving me some very helpful advice as I continue working on the second chapter and a second thanks for letting me use Lillum and Esmerelda."

"I'd also like to give special thanks to Atomsk the Pirate King for giving me permission to use his OC Maite."

"And a final thanks to NicoDark, who has commented on every fanfic I wrote so far and is a major supporter. Don't worry I'm still working on Total Drama Outback."

"Without further ado, enjoy the first chapter of My Jungle Harem Kingdom!"

Chapter I: Goodbye Familiar World

~~~Kyoto, Japan, Friday evening~~~

The scene showed a young man wearing a typical U.A. University uniform, which was a short-sleeved dress shirt, black dress pants, a red tie that wasn't done up properly, leaving it much shorter than it should be. Instead of the plain brown shoes worn by the majority of the student body, he wore a pair of red high tops with white soles and black laces. He wore a black compression sleeve on his right arm, covering his scars.

This young man is Izuku Midoriya, the main eighteen-year-old hero of this story.

Right now, Izuku was looking at the beautiful partly cloudy orange sky as the sun slowly set, signifying the end of another day for the current wielder of the One for All quirk. All around the eighteen-year-old U.A. student, white cherry blossoms from surrounding sakura trees fell to the ground because of gentle gusts of wind.

There was a small smile on the face of the hero known as Deku, who was in his second semester at U.A. University. Izuku still couldn't believe that it only felt like yesterday that Toshinori Yagi, better known as the legendary hero All Might, gave him the powerful quirk that was used by many legendary heroes before both of them after Izuku cleaned up a beach.

Little did Izuku know that swallowing that piece of hair would only be the beginning of the insanity in his life. First, there was the battle with his childhood friend and rival Katsuki Bokugo during an indoor battle trial. Next, there was the League of Villains' attack on Class 1-A at the Unforeseen Simulation Joint which resulted in Izuku and his classmates battling their first villains with All Might and Izuku meeting Tomura Shigaraki for the first time. Then there was the U.A. Sports Festival that Bokugo was very unhappy about winning after he defeated Shoto Todoroki. Followed by Izuku's battle against Chizome Akaguro with Shoto and Tenya Ida during their internships with seasoned heroes.

All of that was just during Izuku's first semester at U.A., the rest of the semesters were just as crazy for him and the rest of Class 1-A. Especially when they had a full-blown war against the villainous Paranormal Liberation Front, which was led by known other than Shigaraki himself. Eventually, like in most stories about good vs. evil, the Paranormal Liberation Front was defeated and Shigaraki and most of his fellow villains were arrested. Sadly like in most wars, there were tragic losses like the death of Nemuri Kayama, better known as the hero Midnight, who was also a teacher at U.A.

Fast forward a few months after the downfall of the Paranormal Liberation Front and life in Japan in the world of quirks has pretty much returned to normal with the students at U.A. resuming their classes.

The reason why Izuku was in Kyoto was because of a class field trip. Apparently, Principal Nezu thought it'd be a good idea for the students of Class 1-A and Class 1-B to take a nice needed vacation to the old but beautiful Japanese city that was once the capital up until the Meiji Restoration. Of course, it wasn't just the 1-A and 1-B students there. Mei Hatsume, Mirio Togata, Nejire Hado, and Tamaki Amajiki were also in Kyoko with the 1-A and 1-B students.

The serene scene of Izuku standing under several Sakura trees while the sun was setting in Kyoto was interrupted when the young green-haired hero sneezed because a cherry blossom landed on his nose. Izuku couldn't help but grumble as he rubbed his nose a little.

"Izuku!", Izuku heard his name being called from behind and turned around.

Behind him were Mei, Nejire, the girls from Class 1-A, and the girls from Class 1-B. The girl who called his name was Ochaco Uraraka.

At the moment, Ochaco was sitting on a picnic rug with a smile on her face with fellow 1-A classmates Mina Ashido and Momo Yaoyorozu along with Setsuna Tokage, Ibara Shiozaki, and Yui Kodai from Class 1-B. All six girls were wearing U.A summer uniforms.

Izuku walked over to Ochaco, his secret girlfriend, and sat down on the rug with her and the others.

"You okay Izuku? I saw you sneezing just now.", Ochaco reached into a bag that was right next to her and took out a kleenex, and handed it to him.

Izuku gently took the kleenex out of Ochaco's hand, "Thanks Ochaco, I'm fine, a cherry blossom landed on my nose and tickled it. That's all." he then cleaned his nose a little bit before crumbling up the kleenex and putting it into the left front pocket of his pants.

Izuku and Ochoco's quiet moment was then interrupted when a helmet was forcefully put on Izuku.

"THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO TEST MY LATEST INVENTION THEN!", a young woman known as Mei Hatsume shouted excitedly as she began to press buttons on the side of the mask.

Mei wore a regular U.A. gym uniform (a dark blue tracksuit decorated with the letters "U" and "A"), but she also adds some of her own gadgets onto it, including red and gold steampunk goggles, a utility belt to hold the various tools she carries around, oversized speed-assisting boots, and what could possibly be a jetpack strung over her shoulders.

Muffled screams could be heard from within the helmet as Izuku desperately tried to take Mei's latest invention off of his head.

"Here, let me help you!", Mei pressed a few buttons on the right side of the helmet. Suddenly, smoke began to come out of the helmet, causing Izuku's muffled screams to become even louder.

A very long tongue then wrapped itself around the helmet and yanked it off of Izuku's head. The tongue then threw the malfunctioning helmet up into the sky, which then exploded spectacularly like a firework.

"MY SUPER CUTE BABY!", Mei screamed as she looked at the explosion with a look of shock on her face while she put her hands on her cheeks. Mei's attention on where her invention just exploded was taken away when a hand was placed on her shoulder and turned the mad inventor around.

In front of Mei were Itsuka Kendo, Tsuyu Asui, and Kyoka Jirou, who were all not too happy about Mei's invention, almost killing Izuku just now.

Itsuka and Tsuyu were both wearing a typical female U.A. uniform at the moment while Kyoka was wearing the same but with a waistcoat over it.

With a cross-popping vein on her face, Itsuka karate chopped Mei on the top of her head. Kyoka had her arms crossed while her jacks were pointed at Mei in a threatening manner, and Tsuyu just stared at the mad inventor with her usual expression.

"OW!", Mei rubbed the top of her head as stumbled a little bit.

"You mind telling me what's fucking wrong with you? You put a fucking explosive on Izuku's head!" Kyoka pointed at Izuku, who was currently twitching in Ochako's lap with a literally smoking head. Ochaco had a worried expression on her face as did Ibara, Mina, Momo, and Setsuna, who were all standing behind her. Yui on the other hand was reading Mina's discarded fashion magazine.

"That wasn't nice Mei-chan ribbit.", Tsuyu said with her finger on her chin and noticeable disapproval in her voice.

"How else would I know if my super cute baby works?"

"USE A DUMMY!", Itsuka, Ibara, Kyoka, Mina, Momo, Ochaco, and Setsuna all yelled at the same time as Izuku continued to twitch a little in Ochaco's lap.

"Hey, what's going on here?", Toru Hagakure asked as she walked over to her friends with Nejire Hado, Kinoko Komori, Pony Tsunotori, and Reiko Yanagi.

Toru, Reiko, and Kinoko were wearing a typical female U.A. uniform at the moment. Nejire is currently wearing a waistcoat in place of the normal U.A. blazer with her school uniform, just like Kyoka. Pony was also wearing a typical female U.A. uniform, minus the shoes and socks of course.

"Did Mei do a Mei again?" Pony asked while Nejire and Kinoko looked at Izuku while Reiko just starred at Mei. Toru was just angrily tapping her right foot on the ground while facing Mei. Reiko just starred at Mei with her usual expression.

"Mei just tried to test a helmet on Izuku which would've blown his head off if Tsuyu hadn't removed it with her tongue.", Mina explained as she pointed at Mei with a frown on her face and annoyance in her voice.

Momo got off of the picnic rug and walked over to Mei, "Mei, for crying out loud! Even though we're on a school field trip, this is supposed to be an opportunity for all of us to relax."

With a saddened look, Mei rubbed the back of her neck and looked down at the ground, "I just thought my super cute baby would help prevent Izuku from sneezing so often."

"Aren't there medications for that ribbit?", Tsuyu asked as she looked at the sky with a question mark above her head and a finger on her chin.

"YES!", everybody but Izuku, Mei, and Tsuyu yelled at the same time.

It was at this point that Izuku managed to recover, almost getting his head blown off. He was groaning and rubbing his forehead while lifting his head out of Ochaco's comfy lap.

"Guys I'm fine.", Izuku let out a soft chuckle as he got up to his feet and gave the girls a thumbs up.

"You still almost got your head blown off!", Kyoka said while using her hands and ear jacks for extra emphasis.

"Kyoka, her insane inventions have almost gotten me killed nearly a thousand times now, I'm fine.", Izuku used a kleenex to get the smoke stains off of his face.

"I'm impressed about how easy it is that you brush off the possibility of death like that.", Mina said as she got to her feet and patted Izuku's left shoulder.

"Izuku-chan is one of a kind ribbit." Tsuyu bluntly stated while all of the other girls nodded in agreement.

"G-gee, thanks girls.", Izuku was blushing a little as he rubbed the back of his neck with a slightly embarrassed smile on his face.

Ochaco on the other hand looked a little jealous at the moment.

Just as Ochaco was opening her mouth to say something, Momo put a hand on her shoulder, getting the zero-gravity girl's attention, "Relax Ochaco, we're just amazed about how brave your boyfriend is, that's all."

"W-W-W-W-WHAT?!", Ochaco floated off the ground a couple of feet while slapping her hands on her cheeks. Her face was as red as a tomato and she was spinning around in circles because she didn't have any control of how she was floating at the moment.

"Ochaco, it's not a secret that you're dating Izuku," Mina said matter-of-factly.

"I-I-I-I D-don't know what you're talking about.", Ochaco let out an awkward chuckle at the end resulting in both Mina and Momo sweat dropping at that.

"It's obvious you two are dating!", Mina and Momo both thought at the same time.

"Yeah, I'd say it's obvious that you two are dating kid." The voice came from one of the four female pro heroes chaperoning the U.A. students, Moe Kamiji, better known as Burnin.

Moe is wearing a light-gray double-breasted mini dress with orange and black lining and slits on both sides of the skirt. Her collar, belt, and wrist guards are black with a smaller orange line, and the silver buttons resemble flat-headed screws. She also wears a belt with a temperature gauge on the front and a fire extinguisher on the back, black knee-high socks, and short black boots. Her mask is black and is connected to a red headband.

Behind Moe were the other two chaperones, Yu Takeyama, better known as Mt. Lady, and Rumi Usagiyama, better known as Rabbit Hero: Mirko.

Yu is currently wearing her hero costume, which is composed of a purple and pale tan-colored skin tight bodysuit, which is accented with orange stripes. The suit appears to have a pair of purple gloves with orange accents on the edge of the cuff. The design is similar to her "boots'' which are cut off at the thigh in a deep v-shape. The suit also has three peculiar orange diamond-shaped dots on the purple top that are located under her chest, and she also wears a purple domino mask with horn-like protrusions on the sides.

Rumi's costume consists of a sleeveless white leotard with dark purple trim around her shoulders and waist, a wide, yellow crescent moon design over her chest, and two thick metal plates on her midriff. She wears purple thigh-high boots to compliment her leotard, with more plating around the heel and toe areas, making her feet look like those of a rabbit. She also has a pair of thick white gloves on her hands with long cuffs, sporting small triangular protrusions around their edges.

Because of the Jaku General Hospital raid, Rumi now has a prosthetic left forearm and the tip of her right ear was sliced off.

"What do you want to bet that they've already fucked like rabbits in one of the supply closets?", Yu said to Rumi.

Rumi couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at that statement and say, "That boy would need more than the One for All quirk if he tries to bed a rabbit like me." a grin then appears on her face, "I like to be frisky with my men."

Some of the girls gave Rumi and Yu looks of disapproval because of their conversation.

The two rather perverted female pro heroes looked back and said "What?" acting like they weren't doing anything wrong. Moe couldn't help but snicker at Rumi and Yu.

"Just how old are these three?" Everybody thought to themselves while beads of sweat rolled down their faces.

While Kyoko and Itsuka were still yelling at Mei, Izuku was trying to prevent Kyoko and Itsuka from doing anything to Mei, Ochaco was talking to Mina and Momo and denying being in a relationship with Izuku, and everybody else was talking to each other like it was just any other day, Tsuyu couldn't help but think that something was a bit off at the moment.

"Guys, where's everybody else ribbit?"

Everybody else stopped what they were doing and checked their surroundings.

"Come to think of it, except for Izuku, I don't see any of the guys from Class 1-A or our class.", Itsuka pointed out as she didn't see any of the male U.A. members, besides Izuku, with them.

"I don't see that jackass Mineta either. You'd think he'd be here watching all of us from just a few feet away." Kyoka said as she didn't see any of the other male U.A. members.

"I got a text from Mirio that he and Tamaki went with Eijiro, Bokugo, and Shoto to eat at a restaurant nearby.", Nejire said as she remembered what exactly the other two of the "Big Three" and some of the male members of Class 1-A were doing.

"I got a text from Mashirao that he, Denki, Hanta, and Rikido went to see a movie," said Toru.

"Aizawa-sensei is probably sleeping in a sleeping bag somewhere." Tsuyu said, knowing what the Class 1-A teacher usually does most of the time.

"Other than Eraser Head, we're the only pro heroes here." Moe placed her hands on her hips while Rumi and Yu both nodded in agreement.

"Besides Izuku, I haven't seen any of the other guys for a few hours now." Momo placed a hand on her chin and looked down at the ground.

Suddenly a large pole that looked like it was straight out of a sci-fi shot out of the ground. The pole glowed for a second and a large light purple forcefield engulfed the whole area. Izuku and the girls of Class 1-A, the girls of Class I-B, Mei, Nejire, Moe, Rumi, and Yu were inside of the forcefield.

"What the-", before Itsuka could even finish what she was saying, everybody within the forcefield began to levitate like there was zero-gravity inside.

"TOO EASY!", everybody looked at the front of the forcefield and saw Himiko Toga standing there with a look of insanity in her eyes.

Himiko's outfit consists of a plain seifuku with a kansai collar, both the skirt and the shirt dark blue with a double white trim, which is paired with a red scarf that she ties loosely below. Over this, she wears an oversized beige cardigan with a rather long hem and cuffs, and pockets on either side, the right one shown to hold a number of trinkets on either a keychain or a cellphone strap. She sports knee-length black socks and dark brown dress shoes with thick heels, the same as the outdoor uniform shoes students traditionally wear in Japanese schools. She was also wearing a few additional gadgets and pieces, such as a piped black mask, a box of knives strapped around her thighs, and a blue utility belt around her waist with more little green boxes attached to it on either side. Three large silver canisters are attached to the sides of her mask, with needles poking out of their tips and wires on their bases, which connect them to the two larger cylinders strapped to the back of her belt, this whole mechanism is used to suck people's blood for Himiko to use with her quirk.

Standing next to Himiko was a Nomu. The Nomu was very buff and he was only wearing a pair of grey pants with a belt. The Nomu was also holding a technologically advanced device like a rifle.

Himiko lowered her mask, revealing her sharp and psychotic smile. The blood-obsessed young woman then began to skip over to the forcefield before stopping when her face was just a mere few inches away from it. In front of Himiko was Izuku, who was staring at her with a look of sheer panic on his face.

"Aw, there's the look I love to see." Himiko blushed madly as she looked at her favorite hero's panicked expression.

"HIMIKO! LET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!", Kyoka screamed as she tried to use her ear jacks to attack the forcefield, failing miserably.

Himiko responded by laughing like a lunatic and flipping the bird at Kyoka, "And What? Let my perfect plan go to waste?"

"I cannot believe I managed to get Izuku Midoriya, but also the most beautiful girls at U.A. and three pros so fucking easily." Himiko jumped into the air in joy, "Twice was right, both hacking and sleeping gas are a villain's best friends."

"I used sleeping gas on the other U.A. students that are currently sleeping like babies at a nearby luxury hotel and I hacked some of your phones to make you think that they are off somewhere else in the city doing random shit." Himiko reached into a pocket and pulled out her cellphone, "Let me see here...", Himiko tapped a few buttons on her cellphone.

The sound of a text being received could be heard from Nejire's cellphone.

Nejire took her cellphone out of her skirt and looked at the text message before looking at Himiko with anger on her face.

The text message that Himiko sent to Nejire was a purple evil smiley face emoji.

"Oh, this is too fucking good!" Himiko put her phone back into her skirt, "I'm going to enjoy making all 19 of you my pets once we're back at my hiding place."

"NOT SO FAST EVIL-DOER!" Himiko jumped a little when she heard a high-pitched male voice yell that.

Himiko turned around and saw...fucking Minoru Mineta!

Mineta is a very short dipshit with a large insufferable round head and rather obnoxious puffy cheeks. His nose is pathetically small, stubby, and points slightly upwards, and he has an annoyingly distinguishable philtrum, oval-shaped eyes with large, black pupils, and notably thin eyebrows. He has a head of very short dark hair with four large ball-shaped clumps resembling a pathetic mohawk. He also has a dick that is inches long and half an inch wide.

Mineta was wearing his excuse for a costume, which is unoriginally very simplistic, consisting only of a purple shirt and mask with a piss yellow cape, boots, and gloves. His diaper-like pants are white with light purple trim, and they stick out quite a lot as if they're a full diaper.

Thankfully there have been talks at U.A. about possibly expelling the twerp, unbeknownst the Mineta.

Himiko instantly became annoyed when she recognized the idiot that was in front of her.

"We're screwed.", all the girls and the pro heroes inside the forcefield thought at the same time.

"Oh, what are you going to do shit for brains? Throw your balls at me?" Himiko asked as she rolled her eyes and got one of her knives ready.

"Not quite.", Mineta took one of the balls off of his head and ran to the side. He then threw the ball at the device that the Nomu was holding. The ball got into the turbine of the device, causing smoke and electricity to begin coming out of it.

The Nomu tried to get Mineta's ball out of the turbine by yanking it out with his left hand. As the Nomu pulled on the sticky ball as hard as he could, the ball yanked his hand into the turbine. The Nomu screamed in pain as his hand was chewed up in the turbine of the device he was holding.

The pole inside of the forcefield began to glow a bright red and electricity start to shoot out of it.

"LET US OUT!", some of the girls began to scream with some of them even beginning to cry at the thought that this may be it for them. Izuku and Ochaco managed to bump into each other and hugged each other tight, not intending to let go. Moe on the other hand had a few fireballs in her hands and threw them at the forcefield, which had no effect on it.

The pole inside then transformed into a portal, sucking in everybody inside the forcefield as they screamed for their lives.

"NO!", Himiko screamed as she saw the last two people, Izuku and Ochaco, get sucked into the portal.

The knife-wielding and blood obsessed young woman turned her attention back to Minoru with anger in her eyes, "WHY YOU LITTLE-", before Himiko could even finish what she was about to say, the forcefield collapsed and she was dragged off her feet and sucked into the portal, screaming all sorts of obscenities at Mineta.

Mineta quickly took a couple of balls off the top of his head, stuck them to the ground, and hung onto them for dear life.

The Nomu screamed even louder as the device began to glow a hot red and burst into flames.

First, the portal instantly disappeared, followed by the device exploding, creating a huge fireball that engulfed both Mineta and the Nomu, killing them both instantly.

END OF CHAPTER I

"Thank you for reading the first chapter."

"Originally this chapter was going to be at least three times larger, but I cut it down due to pacing issues, and advice from Twilight Master Emerald."

"Don't worry, the second chapter is nearing completion and will definitely be posted much sooner than I normally post stuff on FanFiction and Archive of Our Own."

"Until then, I'll see you next time..."