A/N: I don't think I like this one as much as the others, but here it is. Sorry if it seems rushed, there were a lot of explanations I had to fit in 100 words.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Actually, I do own Matt and Sara. Yay! I finally own something!
"I think it worked, Sara!" said a third year boy excitedly. "Wait, where's the giant squid? It was right there!"
Sara closed her eyes in horror. "Matt, please don't tell me you accidentally banished the giant squid."
Meanwhile, the Dursley family was enjoying their dinner when a giant squid appeared in their living room, flopping around and gasping for breath. Petunia screamed.
A tentacle brushed Vernon's shoulder. Something about seeing a monstrous beast so helpless touched him. He instantly fell in love.
"Should we Summon it?" Matt asked.
"No, idiot!" Sara said. "Tell a teacher."
Suddenly, the squid vanished.
"NOOOOOOO!"
Ew, Uncle Vernon/Squid. Next chapter isn't interspecies, thankfully. It's not even slash.
