[In team RWBY's dorm room]

I plopped my stuff on a nearby desk with only one thought running through my mind. Well two to be honest. One of which is my concern for my fiance, the other is that I am in a room with four teenage girls.

...God give me strength.

"So Achilles huh? Why go with that name?" Yang asked while I was sitting down

"Long story short, I didn't want to be treated any different. Please just refer to me as that ok?" I said checking on my glasses. Damn I must have hit that tree harder than I thought. Might need to find a replacement, if there are any in Remnant.

Come to think of it, the only other character I can think of with glasses is Glynda, so it's not entirely out of the bag.

"Ok then, someone doesn't like their name" She mumbled.

"Treated differently how?" Weiss asked with her arms crossed.

I glared at her and said "Don't be sticking your nose in other people's business Ice Queen."

I then heard my phone- I mean my scroll go off, man that's gonna take some getting used to, I looked at it to see that Jocelyn had texted me.

Thank whatever god sent me here still had her as one of my contacts, but other than that, no friends or family.

I was truly isolated in a part of space I can't even figure out, anyway the message read as this:

Hey meet me near the statue, we may be able to talk privately there.

I smiled and texted back: And what kind of "talk" are we talkin' about? ;)

Unknowingly Yang was looking over my shoulder "OOH you got someone already Casanova?" she asked playfully.

"Very funny Xiao Long. No, I've known her for five years." That was when I remembered that I may have made it worse for myself, since I can't explain that I've known her since high school.

...Or maybe not.

She gave me the most shit eating grin I've ever seen, "Ooh, gonna get all cozy tonight right?" She said elbowing my shoulder, which made me sore, seriously, how strong is she- you know what nevermind, I remember that Deathbattle with Tifa to know how strong she is.

Spoilers; Tifa's head did a 540 degree spin.

I got up and put my lightly cracked glasses on. "I will be out for a walk" I told them as I got up and put my scroll in the inside pocket of my jacket.

"Ok, don't be long!" Yang snorted to herself.

"The only thing that will be long is your last name" I fired back. I then remembered one last thing. "Oh and Ruby, I think we should put the beds into bunk beds" I said as I walked out the door.

Weiss scoffed "The only male on our team and he is as immature as Ruby" She mumbled.

"I Heard that Ice Queen" I retorted from the hallway.


I waited near the statue like Joce wanted sighing to myself looking at the statue. "I have always wondered if this was Jaune's ancestor or something. That was never answered." I thought out loud to have it be returned by a familiar voice along with footsteps.

"Or it could just be a statue, I mean, not everything has to have some historical significance" Jocelyn said walking up to me.

"What took you so long?" I asked crossing my arms.

"Cardin was being a dick" she replied "So I showed him who's boss."

"You kicked his balls in didn't you?" I asked.

She laughed "Maaaaaybe. So how is Team RWBY?"

I sighed "Well I did just suggest to them about the bunk bed idea, other than that, Yang looked over my shoulder as you texted me. So let's be careful what we say, besides these are holographic, people might be able to see even though we may have them covered."

She looked up the shattered moon, its light dancing in her almond eyes. "I do see your point. So we're in Remnant." She said sounding both excited and sad at the same time.

"Yeah hon, we are. So what are we going to do?" I asked.

She quickly put a smile back on her face "Remember those roleplays we did in bed?"

I looked at her with an exceedingly worrying face.

She crossed her arms in front of her ample chest. "Not those ones you pervert." Jocelyn deadpanned.

I snapped out of my thoughts. "Oh the ones about if we were ever in Remnant?" I asked.

"Yes! Those ones!" She deadpanned. "Not everything is sexual you know..."

I shrugged as I asked "What about them?"

"Well one of your plans revolved around getting Blake to come out as a Faunus earlier than in the show right?" She asked.

"Right… and try to wrap up Weiss' racism early."

I then stroked my beard while thinking "Well she is most vulnerable when she is with her team, after about a month or so…" I replied in thought.

She gave a shrug. "And since I am on team CDNL, I can play the bully." She offered.

I glanced back at her. This isn't a good sign. "So… this means you're unleashing 'the bitch' then right?" I asked.

"Oh you know it bae." She replied with a grin on her face.

I sighed and rubbed my nose ridge under my glasses. I've dealt with her bitch side for a long time. I just hope it doesn't take over.

"Honey what happened to your glasses?" She asked as she pointed at them. "I uh… ran into the tree Jaune was pinned to by Miló" I deadpanned to Jocelyn's confusion

"Pyrrha's spear/sword/rifle." I explained.

"Ah right, I never knew it had a name." She replied in which I facepalmed.

"Jocelyn, every weapon here has a name, and they are also guns, except for Ironwood and Jaune, they have gun/gun and sword and shield" I explained once more.

"So what's Jaune's weapon's name?" She asked with her head tilted to one side.

I groaned like Qrow "We'll discuss that later. Right now I'm sure my team is wondering what's keeping me. And no doubt Yang has a ton of jokes waiting."

I started to walk back before I stopped and told her "Oh and one last thing. We should refer to ourselves as our other names for now on when we're in front of people. OK?"

"Yeah sure 'Achilles'." She said with a wink.

I shoved a finger in her direction "Hey I heard those air quotes 'Rose'."

She gave a small cute giggle. God I can never stay mad at her for long.

"Also" I continued "I will be heading to a smith and tailor this weekend. Wanna join me? We need weapons in order to survive in this world."

"Ooh is this a date?" She said being cheeky.

"Well how else are you going to get your crossbow/swords that you like so much?" I asked with my open palm pointed at her.

She kissed my cheek. And rubbed her hand down my arm before leaving. Giving me a good view of her hourglass figure… I should head back.


I was about to open the door when I paused doing some quick maths. Four girls with three very pointy and very deadly weapons and a girl who would knock me into next month. Not to mention the plane crash that teleported me to Remnant in the first place, I am almost certain that I have something messed up internally. In any case I knocked "Y'all decent in there?" I shouted.

"Just one moment!" Yang shouted through the door. Good thing I knocked. I am in no mood to get killed again. Or fall into the stereotypical anime bullshit.

"OK it's safe for you to enter!" she yelled again. I gently opened the door.

And like I guessed, Yang was there to greet me "So?" she asked as she approached me. She was leaning foward and in her sleep wear well... let's just say I got a decent view of her clevage that I did not want. And from the looks of things, everyone else was in their sleepwear for the night too. "How'd it go?" Yang asked.

"We just talked, that's about it" I deadpanned looking at my bed which was nearby Blake's bed and the desk I set my stuff down at… which looks opened! "Did any of you look in my laptop bag?" I asked with my voice slightly more volume than I anticipated.

The room was silent and I had realized what I had done and took a deep breath "I'm a little defensive about my stuff ok? Sorry I raised my voice." I said, closing my bag

"What's a laptop?" Ruby asked almost immediately.

"A computer you can place on your lap" I explained quickly as I put it by my bed "It's something I've been working on and haven't released yet due to some issues"

Weiss looked at me with her arms crossed "Atlas tech can't be held in a lap. It would overheat and burn your legs!" She said, flexing her Shnee knowledge.

"Whatever Ice Queen, I need to sleep. I'll get changed in the bathroom" I said, grabbing my spare change of clothes that I kept in my bag heading for the bathroom in the dorm. Funny I have never experienced this unlike with my roommates, I have never been in a dorm before… I should probably lock the door.

"Alone at last" I said quietly to myself. I took my jacket and shirt off and I looked at the mirror. "Hello! Where in hell did that come from?" I said to myself looking closer I realized that it was basically reusing Jaune's body but adjusted to my body type.

Otherwise, I look as normal, a skinny white boy from California with brown hair and hazel eyes "Well she'll definitely like this" I said with a smile before putting on my black wife beater shirt and sweatpants. I picked up my discarded clothes and walked to the door.

[Outside the bathroom]

{Yang's perspective}

I heard him mumble something and I'll admit, I was a little curious.

"Yang why are you pressing your ear to the door?" Weiss asked as she was getting into bed.

"Well I was wondering what he was saying in there" I told Weiss.

Blake then chimed in "He has the right to privacy too you know" She didn't even bother to look up from her book I bet.

Just as I was about to retort, I heard Achilles shout "Hello where in hell did that come from?" What was he referring to in there?

I looked at the others "You guys remembered to clean up everything after you got out of the shower right?" I asked hoping that no one's underwear was in full view of him in there.

"What do you take me for? A slob? Of course I cleaned up after I was done!" Said Weiss.

"I don't think I left anything." Ruby said.

"Nope" Blake said.

Well I didn't leave anything in there so…

"Well she'll definitely like this" said Achilles before I heard him shuffling more, probably getting changed. I hope he was referring to his fiancé there.

I should move away from the door before he opens it. So I did and hopped up to my bed right before Achilles came out and went to his bed to pick his bag up.

{Justin/Achilles' perspective}

Let's see… laptop, charger, ah! There it is my deodorant. I took the cap off and applied it to my pits.

Yang then spoke up "Hey what's that?"

"Deodorant? Don't you guys have stuff like that?" I asked back.

"Well we do, but-" Yang started.

"Nothing like that brand, what is it? Old… Spice?" Ruby interrupted.

"It's a big brand where I'm from" I said finishing up and putting it back in my bag.

"Where are you from?" Blake said looking up from her book right at me.

"Classified" I said getting my case for my glasses.

"Classified how?" Weiss asked. Man I knew they were persistent, but my God I can't get away… I need to think of something quick.

I turned to them and told them a little tall tale "I grew up in a town around the outskirts of Argus" I said hoping they would buy it. I'll be honest, I'm a terrible liar. "It has since been destroyed so I highly doubt you will be able to find it on any map, hell I forget what that place was even called. I think it was Fortuna La Porte."

They all looked at each other concerned as I got into my bed "Did you have a troubling childhood?" Blake asked, to which I didn't answer.

It's not that I had a troubled childhood. Hell I was one of the sweetest kids back then. But I don't know if I can say anything without giving away where I'm actually from.

I took a nearby book and threw it at the light switch hoping it would turn it off. To my surprise, it worked. Good thing for anime physics. "Good night girls" I told them. I heard them shuffling, probably getting into their sheets. I closed my eyes.

"By the way Achilles, the bunk beds were a good idea." Ruby said before silence filled the room.


[Next Morning]

I was awakened to my leader's voice yelling "Hey Achilles! It's time to get up!" before blowing her whistle in which startled me enough to make me spasm and flop onto the floor.

I held my head as I picked myself off the floor. Looking at the clock on my scroll it seemed to be 7am. "Ruby it's way too early for this." I groaned.

Ruby put a finger to her chin as if thinking before saying "mm... Nope. It's never too early for team activities! Starting with getting ready for the day!" She said putting her fists on her hips. She was wearing her Beacon Academy uniform with her red cloak. God it's a good thing she's adorable. I don't really like being woken up that rudely. "Yang just went into the shower so after that you can go." Ruby continued.

I noticed Weiss and Blake were still waiting. With Weiss doing a grumpy cat impression, guess she was awakened rudely too.

"Thank you Ruby. I appreciate the warning" I chuckled as I got my three in one shampoo, conditioner and body wash out of my bag as well as my uniform that was right next to it.

A few minutes later Yang walked out of the bathroom in her uniform "Alright Achilles, you can go now, and don't worry. You can use my stuff if you don't have any."

I rolled my eyes "I appreciate the offer but I have my own stuff thank you" I said walking passed her and shutting the door. After that taking a long drawn out sigh. This will take all of my patience will it? I thought for a moment before stripping down to use the shower. I've worked customer service before, and according to all of my co-workers I have the patience of a saint. Don't know if that's a good or bad thing. Guess I'll find out later.

Once I turned the water on and waited until the water was hot enough I entered. The water felt good. Seriously though, this water feels a lot better than Earth water. Probably due to the magical qualities of Remnant. Either way I feel like all of the dried skin I have is melting off.


I got out a few minutes later after my shower in my Beacon uniform, I'll admit it was at least comfy. However I've never had to wear a uniform in my life, so this was a new experience for me. "Looking good there Achilles" Said Yang with a smirk.

"Oh bite me." I muttered as I put my clothes away.

As I walked by her Yang continued to talk. "By the way, thank you for knocking before you entered last night."

I shrugged and explained "Well, I figured it like this, it was either you knock me into next month or Weiss and Blake stab me, and I don't have an aura so I would just die. And honestly, I would rather not be reckless." I heard Weiss scoff as she walked into the bathroom "Besides that, y'all have a right to privacy!" I yelled before she slammed the bathroom door.

"Real gentleman of you" Yang said rolling her eyes.

I shrugged at her. "I have my moments" I said sitting on my bed checking my phone. 8:10 am I better meet her before class. I got up and headed to the door.

"Where are you going?" Yang asked grabbing my shoulder.

I looked at her dead in the eye "Out for a walk, I'll be back before class at 9" I said, getting out of her grip which wasn't easy, since she has the grip strength of a Russian gymnast. Not speaking from personal experience, just from something I saw on TV once.

"Don't you want to decorate our room?" She asked as I saw Blake hiding her book.

I shrugged at her "I travel light, I don't have a lot of stuff to decorate with anyway" Besides that, all of my stuff was on Earth, somewhere out there, either the vast universe, or it doesn't exist here. If that is the case… no got to think positively. "Knock yourselves out, I won't mind. I lived with my fiance before coming here anyway." I said exiting the room.

I met her on the roof above CRDLs room where Jaune and Pyrrha would eventually train. "So how's CRDL treating you?" I asked walking up to her as she turned around.

"Oh you know, scheming on who they should bully first, the window is closed by the way, they won't hear us." She said with her arms crossed.

"Oh that's not what I'm worried about" I said looking up at the sky.

Jocelyn tilted her head to one side "So what are you worried about?" She asked.

I took a deep breath before continuing "Team RWBY was a little persistent in wondering where we're from, I winged it and said we were from the outskirts of Argus but it was destroyed so they shouldn't bother looking for it on a map."

"Yeah that's about what I had to come up with too" She sighed defeatedly.

I then looked at her "Good thing we think alike. So are you ready?" I asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be, I'll probably be worse than Weiss" She said jokingly. Though I knew from past experiences, she is definitely Weiss cranked to 13 if she goes full on bitch mode. Don't ask, I will not answer.

"So then, the bitch is back?" I asked.

She then smiled evilly at me as she repeated "The bitch is back."

I dropped my head and sighed. "Well, see you this weekend I suppose" I said walking to the door before being stopped by her hand on my arm.

She looked at me with eyes that hungered. "You're not leaving until I get a kiss" she said demandingly

I simply rolled my eyes while smiling "Get over here Rose" I said, yanking her close to me and holding her in an embrace as our lips met. Ah there's something I yearned for since we got here, her sweet kiss with lipstick that tastes like strawberries. After a few minutes which seemed like an eternity to the both of us, we parted our lips.

She looked at me wide eyed "When did you get so good at kissing?" Jocelyn asked with lust in her eyes.

I then replied with a smile "Like you didn't enjoy it before we got to Remnant" She giggled and went in for seconds which wasn't as long as I parted with her. "We should get to class, it starts in about 15 minutes."

She rolled her eyes "Ok DAD" I smirked as she said that.

As she walked away, I noticed that she modified her uniform to having the skirt a little shorter than normal and some parts were bedazzled or something.

Glynda won't be happy about that.


[In Professor Port's class]

God does this guy shut up?

Look he was funny in the show sure but he's still a narcissistic prick. Well class went about as normal, with Weiss changing outfits n' all. And yelling at Ruby. Yep, exactly like the show. I sighed bored out of my mind. Class soon ended, and Weiss went up to Port who I know will roast Weiss into being less like an Ice Queen.

I looked around to make sure I wouldn't run into Cardin before heading to the Cafeteria.


God am I hungry, I accidentally skipped breakfast because of the meeting.

I took my food to go so that I could be back in the dorm before it got darker. Of course I ate on the way there by the time I got back to the dorm building I threw away my trash and went directly to team RWBY's + my room.

I knew they would already be out, especially Ruby herself, so I let myself in, went to the bathroom and changed into my sleep clothes. I then put my glasses away and as soon as my head hit the pillow I went to sleep.

I wonder, if this is happening like the show, then I need to get my weapons soon before the heist and that Paladin fight happen. But for now I need sleep, dealing with teenage girls is exhausting.