Day 14: Offend
A/N: This story takes place in the same world as Day 2: Ceiling
"Bye, Rachel! Thanks for another lovely party!" Blaine and Kurt exchanged goodbyes with Rachel as they made their exit from her apartment.
"Good night, Blaine! Bye, Kurt! Happy Holidays!" Rachel called merrily after them.
Blaine waited for it. The second the door was closed and they rounded the corner to take the stairs, Kurt pounced.
"You know Santa doesn't bring presents to liars," he began, poking Blaine in the arm to emphasize the last word.
Blaine chuckled. "I am not a liar."
"Oh, I see. So somewhere between September when you were downing pumpkin spice lattes like your life depended on it and now, you mysteriously developed a nutmeg allergy?"
Blaine bit his lower lip as they reached the bottom of the staircase and walked out the front door to the street. "It could happen," he replied innocently.
"Sure. No Santa for you. Only lumps of coal," Kurt grumbled.
Blaine slipped his arm through Kurt's. "I didn't want to offend her, but there was no way I was going to try her fat-free vegan eggnog. I panicked and said the first thing that came to mind," Blaine explained with a shrug. Kurt huffed beside him, and Blaine couldn't help but add, "You're just mad you didn't think of it first."
Kurt pouted. "It was so awful," he recalled with a shudder.
"When we get home, I'll make you some proper eggnog."
"Ugh, no," Kurt complained. "I don't know if I'll ever be able to drink the stuff again after that."
"Aw, poor baby," Blaine cooed, not unkindly, kissing Kurt on the side of the head as they walked. "Hot cocoa, maybe?"
"With mini marshmallows?" Kurt asked hopefully.
"With mini marshmallows," Blaine promised.
A/N: If you didn't catch it, the link between this story and the Ceiling story is one telling the other that Santa is bringing them a lump of coal for their "offenses."
