A/N

Well here's some skits that me and my friends came up with during one of our games. Enjoy!

The Camera

There was a knock on team RWBY+A's room.

Justin, also known as Achilles, Opened the door to see his friend Aaron, also known as Moon, standing there. "Hey there." He greeted "The shower in my dorm is out of order, Coco called for a repairman. Mind if I borrow yours in the meantime?"

Justin nodded "of course man. Me, Weiss, Yang, and Ruby were about to go train. Blake… is being Blake."

He nodded back "Understood, I won't be long."

With that, Justin, Weiss, Yang, and Ruby left the room as Aaron entered their bathroom.

The shower was on for a few minutes before it was quickly shut off. Aaron stepped out in a towel holding a small device. "Blake, what is this?" He asked.

Blake didn't look up from her book "I have no idea what you're talking about"

He then held up a small device that had a red blinking light on it "This camera I found in the bathroom."

Blake looked up from her book and darted her eyes around the room "um…" She then pulled a smoke bomb out from her pillow "Ninja Vanish!" She then slammed it onto the ground making smoke fill the room. "Aw hell naw. You get back here! I'll euthanize you!" He bellowed as he used his semblance to teleport close to her.

Meanwhile, the rest of the team was talking about team attacks that they have been working on. And the ones they need more practice on.

It was then they heard Blake running past making cat noises as Aaron caught up.

He stopped briefly in front of the others. "Here you are." Aaron said as he tossed the small camera to Justin. He studied the device for a bit before asking "Is this a camera?"

Aaron nodded "Yes, and SHE planted it. Now if you'll excuse me." He then teleported away once again.

Everyone stood in shocked silence for a bit before Justin offered "But first, coffee shop?"

They all nodded in unison. And as they left, Justin mumbled "Gonna yeet this thing off the cliff."


The Trouble with Grimm Eclipse Skins

"Alright gang, let's go deeper into the emerald… forest. What the hell are you guys wearing?" Justin asked.

Ruby was in her pajamas along with Yang, Blake was in her school uniform. And Weiss was in her dress from the dance.

Ruby rubbed the back of her head "I kinda just woke up…" Ruby said in a guilty fashion.

Blake didn't seem to mind seeing Yang in her pajamas.

I decided I won't interfere with whatever was about to happen there. So I'll now address Weiss' outfit choice. "Weiss, why are you in a dress?"

She rolled her eyes "I couldn't find my combat gear this morning. This was the closest thing I could find."

"... We're in the middle of a goddamn grimm infested forest, and you have a dress." I stated with confusion.

Weiss crossed her arms "And you wear a jacket in any weather."

I sighed "Whatever, JNPR will be here shortly."

And they did, with Jaune greeting us… in his onesie pjs. Ren was in his school uniform, and Nora was in her dress. "... Why?" I asked.

Jaune shrugged "This is comfy."

Ren then spoke up "It is important to be a representative of Beacon."

"... Can't you do that in your combat gear?" I asked

Ren ignored my question. I then heard Pyrrha approaching… What the absolute fuck?

"Ĥ̶̻̖̮̗͜ę̵̟̜̪̍̄͘l̸̟̦̓͒ļ̶̢͎͖̣͌̚ȯ̶̧͔̝͉͜ ̴͖̱̳̼͉̏͐̑͒̚ä̴͉͇͐g̵͇̿͆̒ȧ̷̟̰͇̺̈́̎̚i̸̲̣̓́n̸̛̞̣̬̂̉!" Pyrrha said. She looked like Salem with the outfit to match. As people in the fandom have called this, Grimm Pyrrha.

"... this fandom scares me sometimes." I mumbled. Not to mention no one seems to be addressing it.

Pyrrha then kissed Jaune's cheek. "S̵͕͓̎̑̐̑͠o̶̼͈̯͠,̸̳͌̆̍͠ ̴̪̝͚̱͂̓͒̏͝s̸̙͑̈́̓͠h̴͙͓̑͋͂̿̍ă̵̤͈̪̯̫͛͒͘l̴̺̲͓͇̠̉͐̄̚̕l̴̻̊̐̓ ̸̧̢̥͙̮̔̔̀͒w̶̨̘̳͓͍͑͑ė̷̜͈͙̝̉͝ ̴̢̌c̵̱̥̲̺̾͛ơ̵̦̜̈̑ň̶̤̘̥̈́̏͘̕t̶͍̟̰̥̥͊̄̇i̷̫͆͐͛̽̊n̸̬̞̳̱̻̐u̷̞͑ȩ̷̥͓̈̿̌̆̽ ̷̢̢̟̼̆̽̈́͊͒o̵̮̬̙̗̓͒̋̓ṇ̶̨̭̿͘?̶͚̥̜̫̪͊͛̉̀"

Jaune nodded with a smile "Yes, we shall." JNPR then led on followed by team RWBY.

Yang then closed my mouth "You'll attract flies."


Girls Of Beacon Academy

"G'day mates." Greeted Aaron to a handheld camera in an Australian accent. "And welcome to the first instalment of Girls of Beacon Academy."

He then found Yang "Ah good my assistant is here with me today."

Yang nodded as she imitated Aaron's voice. "that's right, today we're going to find the elusive Schnee, her preferred spots are in the library or in the classroom. Oh there she is now!"

Aaron and Yang approached slowly as Weiss walked down the hall deep in thought. "We must approach with caution, Schnees can be very territorial." Aaron said.

"I can hear you you know." Weiss said

Aaron and Yang backed away. "Crikey, we better make our get away before we end up as icicles."

Later on, Weiss was helping Justin with homework. He was way behind on an assignment when Aaron and Yang barged in wearing safari hats. "It appears the Schnee has found a worthy mate to breed with." Aaron.

"Excuse me?" Weiss asked.

"Breed?" Justin asked.

"We must be sure to watch with caution." Aaron said.

At that point, Justin had enough. He fired a warning shot near Aaron's head. "Christ! The mate is hostile, we need to put him down!" Aaron said as he pulled out a tranquilizer gun and shot Justin in the neck.

"Motherfu-" Justin bellowed before he fell to the floor.

"Can't take any chances." he continued before shooting Weiss with the tranq.

"Are you-" She then fell to the floor.

"And they are taken care of." He then shot Yang with the tranq "And that concludes the first installment of Girls of Beacon Acadamy." He then shot himself with the tranq.

Just as Aaron fell to the floor, Blake and Ruby walked in.

"What happened here?" Ruby asked in confusion.

"Don't look at me." Jaune said behind them holding a camera. "I have no idea what any of that was about."

They all looked at the sleeping bodies in stunned silence before Blake said "This is why we can't have nice things."


Battle of the Mascots

It was a dark night. Criminals run rampant in the streets of Vale. Fortunately for the city there was a hero to stop this crime, the Huntsman. Tonight there were some people robbing the bank. Huntsman went in to stop them when he himself was interrupted by a man to his left.

The man had dirty blonde hair, standing about 6'1 and wearing a red and white outfit. "Greetings Huntsman," The man greeted "You may rest now for I, Coca-cola man, shall make short work of these nerdowells!"

"DON'T TRUST HIM HUNTSMAN" yelled someone from the rooftops.

"Goddamnit." Mumbled the man apparently named Coca-Cola man.

As Huntsman looked up he saw that there was another figure who was dressed in silver, red, and blue. With a logo in the center of the chest that was a circle with red, white, and blue. He also had a helmet on that masked his identity. He then jumped down from the roof "That man is a menace to society. And I, Pepsi-man, shall purge him from the world!"

Coca-Cola man then stepped forward "This quarrel will have to wait, for we have other fish to fry."

Pepsi-man nodded "Aye, I'll play along for once."

[A short battle sequence later]

Coca-Cola man stood atop the mountain of broken bodies laughing "It looks like I had subdued more than you did Pepsi man!"

Pepsi man scoffed "You wish! I subdued more than you!"

They then walked towards each other "Oh? You're approaching me?" Asked Coca-cola man. "Instead of running away you're approaching me?"

"Can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Replied Pepsi man.

Coca-cola man laughed "Then come as close as you like!"

They then fought in a cartoonish cloud of dust. Huntsman stood off to the side with confusion.

He then was joined by Keoth with a camera.

"Why are you here?" He asked.

"They asked me to film," he replied.

"Oh yeah, that makes sense…" Huntsman replied under his breath.


Author's Note

So I feel like that last skit needs a bit of explanation otherwise it'll look out of place. A while back in Mordhau my friends and I created soft drink brawlers. Aaron created Pepsi man and as a result, I created Coca-cola man. We have fun back and forth banter like a superhero and villain from time to time. This was long before Merrywethery made his Pepsi-chan and Coca-cola-san comic. So yeah, there's that. Chapter 26 will be posted Sunday. Have fun, stay safe. As of writing this the capital was overrun by domestic terrorists who were just butthurt about something. It has since been taken back, and I hope by the time this comes out, the whole mess is cleaned up.