Chapter Seven: Six by the Dozen

[scene shows a blue background as the white letters "Total", "Drama", and "Destiny" flash up on it, followed by the word "Aftermath" underneath "Destiny". It then shows a montage of the eliminated contestants in the order of which they booted off the show; Suri being meticulous to her teammates, Spitfire kicking the boat into high gear, Lightning Dust dragging Dodger above the minefield, Doggie landing in a mud puddle, Sly disappearing into the jungle, and finally Cajun and Desoto leaving the plane after their farewells]

[cue theme song, the episode continues]

[scene shows a blue background as the white letters "Total", "Drama", and "Destiny" flash up on it, followed by the word "Aftermath" underneath "Destiny". It then cuts to a large stage with Fox, Wolf, and Robin sitting on a couch in the middle while the peanut gallery containing all the contestants from the previous seasons, including the helpers, are seen on both sides of the stage as the audience cheers]

Wolf: Who's ready for another thrilling aftermath? I'm Wolf O'Donnell.

Fox: I'm Fox McCloud.

Robin: And I'm Robin Hood.

Wolf: On today's show, we've got ourselves quite a few guests coming in, but first, let's give it up for the peanut gallery on either side of us.

[the audience cheers as the members of the gallery wave and smile...well, most of them, and some attempt to]

Fox: You might have noticed that this season some of our friends have been assigned the roles as demos for the challenges, might we get some insight on your opinions on it?

Falco: I suppose on one hand it's better to have to deal with a single day following McLean's orders as opposed to having to deal with him for God knows how long.

Lila: Easy for you to say, it's disgraceful that they didn't ask for me to come back onto the show, I could have wiped out the competition with my eyes closed.

Falco: Uhhhh, yeah, no. Last time I recall, you were the first out in Encore, doesn't say much about wiping out the competition, does it?

Lila: Ironic comin' from you, you were first out in your season as well.

Falco: Yeah, don't remind me, except I actually know where I went wrong. You've been mouthing off ever since you came onto this show, and you still are.

Scarlett: Based on what I can determine, the chances of her winning are 0.0005%.

Wolfrun: Why the five at the end?

Scarlett: That's on the technicality that she makes it past the first elimination, which I can assume would only be the case if her team won the first challenge.

Wolfrun: If ya' ask me, I imagine her team would try to purposely lose just so they could kick her off sooner.

Lila: Why the utter nerve! To think I'm being backtalked by a biker wannabe with a mop on his head.

Wolfrun: Listen, sweetheart, your words don't have jack s**t on me, all I know is that I look beautiful, which is more than can be said for you.

Drago: Plus, he's got someone unlike you, I don't see any man or woman desperate enough to hook up with you.

Lila: And now the meathead's joining in, what a combo.

Drago: You're right, we are a combo, a delicious one at that. [puts a paw on Wolfrun's shoulder as he pulls the more slim lupine closer]

Wolfrun: You're a real tease, ya' know that?

Drago: Only for you, baby.

Lila: Ugh, can you believe this?

Shadow: What I can't believe is the idea of you shutting your mouth.

Lila: Oh, you really wanna go there, Mr. Edgelord?

Shadow: Wow, did you come up with that one yourself?

Lila: Bah, whatever, I don't need to take this, all I know is that I'm more than worthy of a million dollars.

Miss Calamity: I mean, if you ask me, I don't think a million dollars is worth all that pain and anguish.

Sylvester: I already go through enough of that as it is, don't need to add onto it.

Trixie: Plus, the Great and Powerful Trixie has realized that she doesn't need a million dollars, after all, she's just as fabulous as ever without it.

Eddy: Not saying a million dollars wouldn't have come in hand, but...ya' know.

Bagheera: I've already made the final once and have no interest in putting myself back in the ring of fire.

Shere Khan: I couldn't agree more with that sentiment, especially not with all those ridiculous antics this circus of a show pulls.

Lila: Well, ain't that fittin' comin' from a bunch of tryhards.

Leon: You know, I have ways of making people shut up. Care to find out?

Lila: Ewww, you keep those slimy hands to ya'self!

Leon: You're right, I shouldn't waste touching trash.

Lila: Why of all the nerve!

Panther: [to Blitz and Exile] You know, even back in my days of being a ladies' man, I still wouldn't have gone for her.

Blitz: I couldn't agree more, you can do so much betta', like us for example.

Exile: Considering I've really never hitski on women before, I can see why with likes of her.

Blitz: Glad I grew out of 'zat phase and instead am now in ze' company of two fine men.

Exile: Weeeeeell, that's sweetski coming from you, you is definition of fine, along with handsome black kitty sitting next to us.
Panther: Oh, trying to charm me, are you? Well, I can safely say that it's working. [moves closer to the two canines]

Blitz: Mmmmmm, zis feels nice, really nice.

Exile: Couldn't agree more with sentiment, comrade.

Hunter: Awwww, isn't love just such an adorable sight?

Colleen: Yeah, adorable…

Minerva: Ya' know, I could assist with that if you'd like.

Colleen: Please don't start.

Minerva: What, you're not still bitter, are you?
Colleen: Look, between what happened in that season and what it did to me, I'm not takin' any chances.

Minerva: Pfft, spoilsport.

Panther: I mean, to be fair, who would continue to associate themselves with you?

Minerva: Oh, great, being lectured by the guy who can't keep it in his pants.

Panther: That's ironic when you consider the fact that I don't lull people in a false sense of security by acting like a siren.

Minerva: Oh, you snarky son of a-

Bill: Okay, okay, how's about we all chillax a little bit, ya' know? Not to be at each other's throats.

Falco: Trust me when I say "chillax" and "Total Drama" don't exactly go hand in hand.

Krystal: I agree with Bill, though, it'd be nice to get through at least one of these without too much of a hassle.

Wolf: Aw, but I was enjoying the show here.

Fox: Wolf, come on.

Wolf: What? Robin's even got the popcorn all set.

Fox: What are you…[looks over to see that Robin does have a bucket of popcorn next to him]...okay, where did you get that and how did I not notice it before?
Robin: Well, while the others were talking, I thought I'd head backstage for some food to watch the show.

Wolf: See, what'd I tell you? Pass me up some of that.

Fox: You two…

Wolf: Aw, come on, lighten up a little, we're not in an intergalactic space invasion at the moment, particularly one where I happen to save your ass, twice might I add.

Fox: Well, only after you were trying to shoot it down.
Wolf: Could say the same thing about you, besides, last if I recall, you were the one who came after me instead of vice versa, something about shooting up a base and demanding information?

Fox: Uh...well...that was...you know...okay, I'll admit I could have handled that better…

Wolf: Yeah, but at least it led to the beginning of something between us, considering I was pretty much over the rivalry thing at that point. Not to mention, I bet no one would have expected me to come as your knight in shining armor.

Fox: Yeeeeeah, you really love holding that above me.

Robin: Come now, darling, I think it's sweet, especially with how I've seen you two off-season.

Fox: [tugs at his collarbone] Ooooh, do we have to bring that up now?

Axel: Well, he ain't lyin', Foxy, I'm pretty sure...most of us would agree on that sentiment.

Fox: Ooooooookay, uh, Wolf, shall we introduce our guests for this evening?

Wolf: Well, if it makes you feel any better, then sure. Let's get onto our first segment, we'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.

Fox: Everyone we should find at least, seeing as one of the contestants this season went AWOL in the jungle of Madagascar.

Robin: Indeed, the ever-elusive Sly Cooper went missing during the challenge on the fifth episode, and no one's heard sight or sound of him ever since. A rather unfortunate situation if you ask me.
Holly: Hmph, if you happen to mean unsurprising, then I agree. That pesky raccoon's more than likely gone off on another one of his ridiculous quests to steal a priceless artifact that he's most likely return after it gets pawned off by an actual thief.

Carmen: You know, being a thief isn't just about stealing the world's most valuable riches, there's also the challenge and sport that comes with it, which is exactly what I pride myself on. And for another thing that I don't try to kill people in the process.

Holly: Oh, bah! That was only one time and he would have deserved it too.

Carmen: Except holding other people hostage while working with a sociopath, where does that play in? And the same goes for you. [points at Emerald]

Emerald: Oh, why don't you just shut up? We had everything planned out, it's just that those meddling contestants had to barge in and ruin everything.

Snooper: Ya' know, me super sleuthin' mind detects that we've been strayin' off-topic a little bit with the disappearance of Sly Cooper.

Blabber: Gee, Snoop, you're really perceptive on things like this, how do you do it?

Snooper: Elementary, dear Blab, I just got them things called brain smarts.

Wolf: Right back on the subject, no one's been able to piece together any clues as to his current whereabouts. However, some people have been interviewed about possible sightings of him, to which we cut to Jasper on the scene.

[scene cuts to Jasper with a dalmatian wearing a red suit and black pants]

Jasper: So, you gotta tell me what you saw.

Pongo: Well, I believe I saw a man dashing through the air the other day, he looked as if he were darting from building to building.
Jasper: Did this man happen to be wearing a hat, had a bushy tail, and was more than likely bottomless?

Pongo: Unless you happen to mean Robin Hood who I also saw earlier, I'm afraid that it was such a blur that I couldn't say for sure.

[scene cuts to another interview with an elderly woman carrying a bird's cage in her cart]

Granny: Well, I think I saw something go over my roof the other day and found some fur on my window panel.

Jasper: And what color was the fur?

Granny: Well, as I recall, I thought it looked grey, though I wasn't really paying attention at the time as I was just looking to brush it off my window.

Jasper: Interesting...

[scene cuts to another interview with a bear wearing a green suit and pants with a yellow hat]

Ralph: Ya' know, I do believe I happen to know a few details about your missing person, that bein' said, you are lookin' very fine today, madam, so much so that I'd like ta' give you one of my special pins. [hands the gem a pin that matches up with her color scheme]

Jasper: Thanks…[crushes the pin in her hand as a few sparks come out]...I don't do con artists.

Ralph: [chuckles nervously] Well, I didn't expect you would, ma'am, oh my, look at the time, I'd best be off now.
Jasper: Hold on, I thought you said...ARGH! I quit!

[scene cuts back to the studio]

Jasper: Well, that totally wasn't a complete waste of time.

Fox: So with Sly absent, we've got six out of seven contestants here with us today.

Wolf: For our former contestants, we'll be introducing them in threes as we've got quite a lot to unpack here.

Robin: Starting us in order of elimination; one's known for being a lazy git who steals off of other people's ideas, one's known for being the hotheaded leader of the Wonderbolts, and one's known for taking risks, even if they end up causing trouble; Suri Polomare, Spitfire, and Lightning Dust.

[the three mares step onto the stage, Suri casually walking with her usual smug expression, Spitfire waving to the crowd, and Lightning Dust flashing a cocky grin as they sit on the couch to the viewer's left]

Wolf: Ladies, glad you could make it...well, some of you, anyway.

Rarity: Well, well, well, seems that being dependent and relying on others to do the work for you finally caught up with you.

Suri: [scoffs] All I know is that my little group of posers known as teammates wouldn't know quality if it came and bit them in the backside, m'kay?

Rarity: Ah, yes, "quality" as in, I'm just going to be uncooperative and hope that my teammates will be ignorant enough to keep me past the first vote, is that right?

Suri: You know, it's ironic you say that because I'm sure some members of the peanut gallery know all about that.

Courtney: [notices Suri looking directly at her] What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Suri: You know why Miss I'm too scared to jump off cliffs or dive into green jelly.

Courtney: [facepalms] Oh, for God's sake, not this again, must I go over this every time someone completely misinterprets my performance on the Killer Bass?

Suri: I dunno, it seems like it doesn't happen enough.

Courtney: Okay, first of all, tell me, who wouldn't be apprehensive of diving off a thousand-foot cliff into shark-infested waters, not to mention that I was the only one who volunteered to lead the team in the second part of the challenge. And as for the green jelly thing, my challenge was rigged from merely getting into the pool at ground level to jumping off a high diving board, which again, who wouldn't be apprehensive about that? Not to mention, due to our host's vague understanding of mathematics, even if I had jumped, the score wouldn't have put up above the Screaming Gophers at 7-6, though to be honest, everything regarding that challenge was just a mess, especially considering we were a player short at the time….[sighs as she sits back down]

Lapis: Wow...you really let 'em have it.

Courtney: It comes after years of hate messages and misinformation, you get used to it after a while.

Lapis: Yeah, I know the feeling.

Peridot: Hmm, maybe I should be as bold talking to people who claim I'm too much in the background, which I am not as a matter of fact.

Lapis: I mean, you're clearly doing something right with that tenacity in your voice.

Peridot: Why thank you, I try.

Gwen: I guess Courtney's boldness managed to shut you-know-who up. I mean, just look at her.

Suri: [shakes herself out of her blank stare, to a few snickers from the peanut gallery] Ugh, whatever, I don't need to take this.

Wolf: Well, that's good to hear because now it means to we can switch over to someone who isn't a bitch.

Suri: [scoffs] Like she's any better.

Spitfire: Okay, I get it, I admit that I don't exactly have what you'd call a spotless record, given some of my...past actions.

Heather: Huh, and that only took you about, oh, I don't know, five to eight years or something to realize? You Wonderbolts aren't exactly the quickest when it comes to rationale, are you?

Spitfire: Okay, besides that, I'll be one to say that I more or less doomed myself on the show with how I tried to dive into the deep end way too soon, like how I kinda went in over my head during the challenge in Acapulco.

Fox: I mean, I can empathize with you there, given I've had a bit of a tendency myself to go headfirst into something without thinking things through.

Spitfire: Yeah, this wasn't exactly a highlight of my career, but at least it'll give me something to reflect on.

Robin: A good thought to keep in one's head, I say. Though while it seems you've taken something from the experience, I don't believe the ladies next to you have done the same.

Lightning Dust: Oh, give it a rest, why don't you?

Rainbow Dash: Hey, Lightning Dust, how's the whole rivals for life thing going? Still being a drip as ever?

Lightning Dust: I dunno, how's being the opposite of the Element of Loyalty treating you?
Rainbow Dash: Just what's that supposed to mean?

Lightning Dust: Oh, don't give me that, you know, being all high and mighty and acting like you're better than everyone, "oh, I'm so awesome, everyone, pay attention to me!" Honestly, how anyone could see you as someone loyal is beyond me.

Rainbow Dash: Probably because I'm actually loyal to the people I care about and I don't just see them as a means to an end, especially if they happened to get injured or killed in the process. No wonder you were kicked off the training academy.

Lightning Dust: The only reason I was kicked off was because some backwater wimps weren't ready for the potential I had in store, hence why I created my own team, the Washouts, say what you will about us being risky, at least we cope to it and don't pussyfoot like some overhyped jockheads!

Spitfire: Okay, I've managed to keep myself calm this entire time, but if you're gonna smacktalk the Wonderbolts, then you'll have to say it to my face!

Lightning Dust: Alright then, you and your team suck ass and you're a bunch of frauds!

[Spitfire lunges at Lightning Dust and the two begin to fight, punching sounds being heard off-screen as the camera cuts to the hosts, and then to the peanut gallery, all with varying reactions]

Suri: [rolls her eyes] What a bunch of losers.

Wolf: Looks like we've got Girls Gone Wild; Pegasus Edition, and boy is it turning out to be a brawl!

Fox: Hey! Someone break these two up before they trash the stage!

Robin: Uh, while we break apart this little scrape, we'll be back after the break!

Wolf: Make sure to stay tuned when we return with more Total Drama Aftermath!

[the white letters against the blue background shine to cut away, the episode continues with the letters flashing again]

Wolf: Welcome back to the Total Drama Aftermath, after Spitfire and Lightning Dust lost it earlier, we've now separated the two by six feet of each other.

Fox: Let's hope that this doesn't ignite any more tension between them.

Wolf: If that's even possible. In other news, before we introduce our next batch of contestants, we were lucky enough to get in contact with a couple of guest stars which I'm sure will be familiar to a couple of the remaining players in the game.

Robin: Coincidentally, they happen to be related to two of the contestants; may we introduce to the stage; Daria's sister, Quinn, and Jane's brother, Trent!

[the audience cheers as Quinn and Trent appear from the viewer's left side of the stage, the former giving a perky smile while the latter gives a lazy wave before they sit down]

Quinn: Thank you, thank you, you're all a wonderful crowd, especially you wearing those cute golden shoes in the third row!

Trent: Hey.

Fox: Glad you two could make it, no doubt in support of your siblings.

Quinn: But of course, Mr. McCloud, after all, this is the first time I've seen Daria do something that requires a lot of activity besides reading books, so I thought I'd drop in for a little sisterly support.

Wolf: Ah, finally gotten comfortable with referring to Daria as your sister instead of your cousin from an exchange school, have you?

Quinn: Oh, Mr. O'Donnell, you know the saying, one has to grow up at some point, I've seen that there's no point in hiding the fact Daria's my sister, and it seems like I didn't need to given that Stacey and Tiffany seemed to know the whole time, apart from Sandi who made a big deal about it like usual, but she's moved on from that as well.

Robin: Well, glad to see that you've been maturing into a smart young lady. Also, you don't need to worry about the formalities with Mister, you can call us by our first names.

Quinn: Well, thank you, Mr. Hood, oh, I mean, Robin. By the way, I can see your fashion sense hasn't changed with the top only attire you've got going on.

Robin: What can I say, I've had this type of fashion for as long as I can remember, and it seems that no one's really got an issue with it.

Axel: You can say that again, baby, talk about rawr.

Robin: [gaily waves a paw] Oh, you. But what about you, Trent, what's the scoop with you?

Trent: Well, I guess you could say that I'm rooting for Janey to make it to the end, so far, she seems to be doing alright. Plus, I gotta give kudos to her for doing something as extreme as this, not even I could convince myself to do something with this much physical activity.

Quinn: I always wondered why Daria crushed on you in the past, seems now I have my answer.

Trent: Not that her affection wasn't flattering, but the both of us saw that it just wasn't meant to be, I'm all about rock, she's all about books, and of course, other things.

Robin: You know, given that this is a musical season, I believe that you're a guitar player, correct?

Trent: True that, got me a band called Mystic Spiral, but we're thinking of changing the name.

Quinn: Will you ever though? Daria's told me that you've brought it up several times and yet you guys still call yourselves that.

Trent: Hmm, I suppose you've got a point there.

Fox: Well, you wouldn't happen to be interested in playing a little something for us, would you?
Trent: Well, I-

Icy: Ugh, no way is anyone gonna listen to some greasy slacker who plays a guitar, I can tell his music sucks just by looking at him.

Trent: Man, you are cold, aren't you?
Quinn: Also, what's up with the matching top and bottom, you look like a dark blue popsicle in that getup.

Icy: Oh, you really wanna go there, pinky? And if you all want real music, well, I can do the job just fine, if not better.

Wolf: Oh, really, well, go on, Ice Queen, dazzle us.

[Icy huffs and snaps her fingers as the light go off. A spotlight then shines on Aquamarine and Vendetta with their backs to each other as Icy stands behind them with Holly and Emerald behind her with Minerva and Lila behind the gems]

Aquamarine: I say it's time for trouble.

Vendetta: I say make it double.

Fiona: [facepalms] Oh my God, that was a terrible reference.

[the music starts up as the blue gem and the green girl face forward to the audience]

Aquamarine: If you want the image of a darling girl

Well, I take the cake

Vendetta: But now you wanna bundle up in a curl

Cuz I'm as charming as a rattlesnake

Icy: My suave and sassy personality is like a dream

But now you wake up to the harsh reality as things aren't all that they seem

Holly: Taken in, by my dear sweet grin

You have failed to note my spiky spin

Minerva: I'm no fraud but beneath this nice facade

I'm the master, and don't you deny it!

Lila: Just look at what an ideal millionaire I would make

Too bad they can't accept that because they're all completely fake!

Emerald: They've been grand for the scheme I've planned

And my gratitude's profound and large

Aquamarine, Emerald, Holly, Icy, Lila, Minerva, and Vendetta: Now is the time, to see that I'm...

Ready to show, make sure you know

Yes, I'm the master

And I'm the one in charge

Charlotte: [claps excitedly] Yippee, I always knew you had a good singing voice, let's perform a duet next time! [hugs Vendetta tightly]

Vendetta: ACK! Let me go, stupid blue girl!

Aquamarine: Isn't it ironic that the two of us have to deal with annoying little brats?
Anne Maria: I dunno, short stuff, we've gotta deal with two of 'em regularly.

Aquamarine: Uh, the nerve! At least I don't look like I've got a bush on my head.

Anne Maria: [angrily] Whoa, whoa, the hell you just say to me?! I will throw this can a' hairspray right in your face if you keep up the backchat!

Aquamarine: Oh, please, as if that thing can hurt-[the can is thrown and knocks her to the floor]-OOF!

Anne Maria: No one disses the hair, ya' hear me?

Axel: Whooooa, Snookie, easy there, at least ya' got her good.

Angelina: And you shut that horrid little vermin up, so I give you props for that.

Aquamarine: Ironic you call me vermin when you're a mouse.

Angelina: You know, my commando side from the fourth season hasn't gone away completely, would you like a demonstration?

Aquamarine: Oh...uh, no thank you, I'll just...return to my seat…

Angelina: That's what I thought.

Alice: Wow, she really backed down there, didn't she?

Angelina: I guess it's easy to win a fight with an opponent made of straw.

Alice: Hehehe, true that.

Wolf: Okay, after that unnecessary performance-

Icy: Hey!

Wolf: -it's time to introduce our last three guests to the stage; Doggie Daddy, Cajun and Desoto!

[the three canines walk onto the stage as Doggie waves to the crowd while Cajun and Desoto are holding onto one another's shoulders due to their injuries making them limp]

Fox: Glad to have you all on tonight, even if the end of the line came sooner than expected.

Doggie: Well, ta' be honest, I was feelin' a lil congested up in dat plane, not ta' mention all the constant hijinks of puttin' up at risk, I'd say it was worth losing a million dollas.

Wolf: Well, seems you still have support from a certain someone.

Augie: [as he walks from the viewer's right side of the stage] Dad, dear old dad! [rushes over into the older Daschund's lap] I'm so happy to see you made it, dear father of mine.

Doggie: Hehehe, glad ta' you too, Augie, my son, my son. Hope ya' dear old dad didn't disappoint ya' too much by gettin' out early.

Augie: Awww, that doesn't matter to me, dear old dad, I know you did the best you could and I'm proud of you for it.

Doggie: [blushes] Hehehe, das ma' boy who said dat.

Robin: Awwww, tis an adorable sight to see you two like this. Though, as you for, Cajun and Desoto, a shame that you had to be taken out due to injuries.

Cajun: Mmmmmm, I think I'll feel better once I'm taken into the tenda' care of my stoic psychopath sug ova' there.

Katz: [rolls his eyes] So I'm yours then, because it didn't seem like it was with the way you were drooling all over that El Jefe.

Cajun: Shaaaaa, I didn't really mean anythin' by it, sure, the man's a real hunk and I didn't mind sittin' in his lap, but he's no you.

Katz: Riiiiight, and how am I suppose to believe what you're saying is true and not just a ploy to get on my good side?

Cajun: Because I need ma' boo ta' carry me once this whole thing's wrapped up, in those nice soft arms-

Katz: [looks away] Yeah, that's not going to work.

Cajun: -and that red fluffy chest-

Katz: Stop that.

Cajun: -lookin' into them beautiful golden eyes.

Katz: Errrrrrrrrrm, why must you be so persistent?

Pamela: C'mon, twiggy, he wants the Katz, give him the Katz, you know you want to.

Katz: Oh, shut up, woman, don't encourage him.

Pamela: Why not, I'm sure everyone would be curious to see you drop the big bad businessman act for your precious nutjob.

Katz: Please don't start with the nicknames.

Cajun: I promise you I can make it up by havin' you do with me as ya' please.

Katz: [raises a brow] Anything you say?
Cajun: Sure as suga'.

Katz: [sighs] Alright, I suppose I can take you in to tend to you afterward…[looks directly at the camera with a glare]...but do not think of this as me going soft. This is strictly me looking after my own. After all, I'm not heartless...well, as incomplete as I can be.

Wolf: Well, isn't that just touching, seems Katz's heart isn't as black as one might think it is, though by the looks of things, you might wanna steer away from those claws.

Katz: Tis true, any word of this from anyone daring to take the mick out of this will have an unpleasant encounter with their face clawed up.

Wolf: With that note in mind, we'll turn our attention to one of the twins, Desoto, having met the same fate as Cajun from the previous episode.

Desoto: Yeah, well, it wouldn't have happened had that dumb bitch Si not tripped us up with that fakeout fainting s**t. That concrete wasn't at all a pleasant landing area.

Wolf: I suppose it was too much of a miracle that the Siamese twins wouldn't cause any trouble like that during their time on the show, can't say I'm too surprised in all honesty.

Desoto: Still kinda pissed it's because of them I got the boot, but I suppose it doesn't really matter given the fact that I'm seen as the lesser twin anyway.

Wolf: Whatchu mean by that?

Desoto: I mean, no offense to my brother, of course, but it seems like I'm kinda seen as the insignificant one out of the two of us by folks like Roscoe's the leader and I'm just the savage who got his nose scratched by a kitten.

Wolf: Ouch...I mean, I guess I can see where you're coming from, and I think a couple from the gallery can say the same time.

Sammy: Oh, well, yeah, I know how it feels to be seen as just "the other twin", but thankfully, I've grown out of it to just be me. Though online-wise, it's kinda the opposite effect between me and Amy.

Amy: Everyone loves her and then hates me because, oh, I'm the bad evil twin who just trashes on my sister for no reason.

Desoto: Didn't you used to do that anyway?
Amy: Well...maybe...but the point is that I don't care what some losers say about me, it's not like they can do anything besides play favorites between the two of us, not like I care when I've got better things to do.

Sammy: Plus, while I appreciate the support, admittedly, it kinda gets a little...overwhelming at times, not that I'm ungrateful, of course, but it can be a bit of a hassle when you've got people wanting some really...weird things from you.

Sierra: Oh! Speaking of which, you wouldn't believe the support you and Roscoe have gotten from the posts I've created on the official Total Drama website! Some people are calling you two "the wonder twins", a fitting title if I do say so myself, others saying that you two make a dynamic duo so well that you can't have one without the other. Oh, and it seems some people have been saying some very interesting things about you two, hehehe.

Falco: You're not gonna go into "it" territory, are you? We'd like a little decency around here.

Sierra: Suuuuuure, I'll keep it PG...13.

Desoto: Ooooookay, there's that, but I suppose I can't be too picky if there are people recognizing me as an equal to my bro.

Sierra: Well, if you ask me, I've always seen you two as the perfect mobster duo, especially the way you've been teasing Dodger, oooooooh, that's some real juicy stuff right there.

Falco: Aaaand there go the yaoi signals once again.

Desoto: Well, someone's gotta show that smug little bastard his place, mind you, I reckon he's secretly got it for Roscoe, after all, the way he acts so coy around him gives it away in my eyes, though his eyes might just get something in between them should he try anything funny on my brother.

Wolf: Hehe, well, you can count me in on a show if that ever happens, especially since both of you are part of our pack. We'll always be behind a fellow brother if he gets into a scrape.

Desoto: Code of the pack, always stand together.

Fox: And have an obsession with fighting at that.

Robin: Well, I happen to find it charming, in a most odd way, but charming nonetheless.

Fox: I suppose I shouldn't find that surprising given the antics you can get up to you, and from you, Wolf, given your background.

Wolf: Awwww, you're a real sassy one, aren't ya? Just what I love about you.

Fox: [blushes] Oh, you just have to get there, don't you?

Wolf: Yeeeeah, come here, you. [pulls Fox onto his lap]

Fox: Hehehe, Wolf, stop, hehehe.

Wolf: Nawwwwwww…[begins to nip at Fox's neck]

Robin: Ah, love, such a beautiful thing.

Axel: Not as beautiful as you, sweetcheeks. [begins to kiss down Robin's neck as the English fox titters happily]

Jasper: I don't know why you would, but they want me to tell you to tune in next time, got it? There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama...Destiny!

Carmen: Hmm, not bad for an outro.

Jasper: Mmmrph, thanks.

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