Chapter Nine: Luck of the Irish
Chris: [narrating] Last time on Total Drama Destiny, we visited the stardom capital of the world in Hollywood, California. There, the contestants were tasked with creating a scene for myself and Chef to judge, with some of them showing that they had more creativity in themselves than others. If that wasn't enough, we saw the return of Sly Cooper after his temporary absence, much to the chagrin of El Jefe, but hey, what can ya' do, especially since I imagine he caught himself a lucky break being placed on the same team he abandoned back in Madagascar. [chuckles] Anyways, Team Siamese proved triumphant once again with the clever minds of the twins; Si and Am, and while she had the right idea in mind, especially when it came to casting, it was ultimately Starlight who walked the red carpet to the Drop of Shame, guess movie biz is better suited to some over others. [on-screen, in the cockpit with Chef] Can Team Daredevil bounce back from their loss? Where will the Jumbo Jet be taking these losers next? And who will be the next to be kicked off the plane? All that and more, right here on Total...Drama...Destiny!
[cue theme song, the episode continues]
[scene shows Team Siamese up in first-class where Si and Am are sitting next to one another by the bar while Thomas and Scat are sat on opposite sides on the seats to Sly and Leshawna]
Leshawna: I gotta say, winnin' and havin' a childhood idol on the same team as you, that's a surefire deal if I do say ma'self.
Scat: Hehehe, I take it yo' a longtime fan?
Leshawna: Oh, you betta' believe it, I remember when I was just a lil girl and seein' you and yo' band playin' on the screen, I couldn't help but marvel at the swagga' ya'll displayed, could say it served as inspiration for ma' later years.
Scat: Awww, you're a flattera', ya' know that, though it's nice ta' see someone still thinks we got it.
Thomas: You can say that again, it's nice to know that we've still got some kind of fanbase, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not sayin' they don't exist, but it's always nice to be appreciated.
Leshawna: Yeah, I get whatchu mean, I've always thought you guys deserved a lil more appreciation in general, I mean, ya'll really know how ta' drop a beat, and you got a real talent for singin'.
Thomas: Awww, you're too kind, Shawnie, if I may call you that.
Leshawna: Ah, it's alright, I don't mind it, especially comin' from you two.
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: I know, call me a fangirl and whateva', but can you blame me when you've got a couple a' peeps you rememba' fondly from childhood, besides, don't tell me ya'll wouldn't do the same, I know it.
[static buzzing]
Thomas: [sighs] I know I've probably said this several times before, but to see such dedication in a fan really gives me the good feels, plus, it helps serve as motivation because if I can show that I still got in the hearts of the public, then I know I can make it to the end.
[static buzzing]
Scat: I knew I'd be an inspiration ta' young minds, after all, I got me the three B's; big, bold, and bootylicious. You want a brotha' who's large and in charge, I'm all of that in a chocolate cake.
[static buzzing]
Sly: You know, I'd almost forgotten how luxurious this place is, hoooooooooboi, these seats are legit better than any cheapass economy junk, especially given how much I can stretch. [leans back on the seat]
Thomas: Huh, you're real flexible there, aren't you?
Sly: Well, when you're a world-famous thief, flexibility becomes part of your lifestyle.
Thomas: I can imagine, though I've been known to stretch well myself.
Scat: Trust me, I would know.
Si: I hope that flexibility is going to be used to our team's advantage and not for you to go off on another "adventure".
Sly: Sha, you're not still hung up on that, are you?
Am: You can't blame us for it, especially given that you returned not too shortly afterward.
Sly: You're wight, I'm sowwy I disobeyed you, may I have a cookie now?
Si: [sighs] Unbelievable.
[scene cuts to economy class where Daria and Jane are sat one side while El Jefe, Roscoe, and Dodger are sat on the other]
Daria: An actual gangster cast in the role of one and we're stuck back here with nothing but peanuts.
Jane: And these ancient wooden seats, I know economy sucks, but this just takes the cake.
Roscoe: That f**king cheapass Chef giving Siamese the win, hell, I was practically made for the role, but of course, nah, gotta give it to Bitch #1 and Bitch #2.
Dodger: I mean, if it's any consolation, I think you did a pretty job playing Vito Corleano, you and all that rugged mafia energy.
Roscoe: Hmm...yeah, thanks.
El Jefe: I'll admit, you did give a serviceable performance, even if it didn't salvage us the win.
Roscoe: I suppose that's the best for a compliment I'll get from you.
El Jefe: Yeah, well, I'm not as cold as one may think.
Roscoe: Okay, now that's a statement someone would have a hard time believing.
El Jefe: Could say the same for you, after all, aren't you known for being brutal as hell?
Roscoe: I suppose that's a given.
Daria: I know I'm not one for sappiness, but I'll give it to you on your performance yesterday, I know for a fact I couldn't pull off a gangster impression.
Roscoe: Prolly cuz it requires that thing called emotion.
Daria: Yes, something many people think I lack for some reason.
Jane: Mmmm, whatever would make them think that?
El Jefe: Regardless, I'd suggest that we focus on how we're going to snatch the win from Siamese, given that we're currently on the outs.
Dodger: Gettin' into the good stuff, I see.
El Jefe: Must you joke now? I'm merely stating the facts as the leader of this group.
Jane: I mean, no one else was willing to take up the position, so I guess that's true.
Roscoe: Okay, but let's lay down a few things; whatever you've got planned, I wanna be informed about it, that way there's no suspicion between us.
El Jefe: But of course, seeing as you're familiar with the same background as me, you'll be my right-hand man.
Roscoe: Just make sure you don't go backing out on anything, because let me tell you, I know how to deal with traitors.
El Jefe: Guess that makes two of us, doesn't it?
[static buzzing]
El Jefe: While I can respect Roscoe for being a leader of operations, I'm still going to make sure he and the rest of the team see that my title is not to be challenged. Should anything happen to awry, I may have to take drastic measures.
[static buzzing]
Roscoe: That El Jefe's sketchy as hell, but I won't push my luck so soon. So I'll keep in his good graces for now, but the minute I see him doing something shady that I'm not aware of, that's gonna be my cue to strike.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the dining room for economy class where Team Daredevil is being fed. On the plates, alongside some mashed potatoes and rutabagas, is half of a sheep's stomach filled with a strange smelling brown pudding meat inside. The dish emits a strong odor that prompted some retches and cringes throughout the group]
Dodger: Ugh, what is this stuff?! It looks like something you'd find in a vintage army prison.
Daria: From what I can see, it's haggis, a Scottish dish consisting of a sheep's or calf's offal mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasoning and boiled in a bag...oh, what I wouldn't give for a pizza.
Jane: Same here, though I guess we're going to Scotland today or something. Because if we are, I'm getting an order of fish n' chips.
Daria: Count me in on that.
[at that moment, the sound of bagpipes is heard as Chris steps in with a getup much different from his usual one; dressed in a kilt, plaid sash, blue and white facepaint, and a new messy hairdo while raising a fake sword and shield as Chef plays the bagpipes beside him]
Chris: [with a bad Scottish accent] Aye laddies, I bet ye can guess where we're going next on our trip!
Jane: Called it; Scotland.
Chris: [genuinely surprised] I-wait what? No! We're going to Ireland, isn't it obvious from the food and my new digs?
Daria: What? Are you dense or something? Everything about what you have going on here is Scottish, not Irish. Did you think they were the same thing or something?
Chris: Nooooooo, of course not! [backs up next to Chef] Do we have enough gas to make it to Scotland?
Chef: If we had taken the short way, yeah we would, but since you insisted on the long way? Nah, we're still landing in Cork. We don't got the fuel to make it farther.
Chris: [pinches the bridge of his nose] I knew we'd probably have another Athens and Rome situation this season. Oh well, Ireland it is! Now I have to change into a whole different outfit, darn it!
Roscoe: Man, that guy's an idiot.
El Jefe: Que completo idiota.
[static buzzing]
Daria: And thus the internet world went mad over the stereotyping and displacement between Scottish and Irish culture.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the plane making its descent over Ireland, flying above the city of Cork. After passing over various Georgian-style buildings, from churches to a food market, the plane settles down in an open field with the contestants standing before Chris who's changed into a green "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" shirt to go with his otherwise usual attire]
Leshawna: I gotta say, I'm surprised you didn't go the full mile with dressin' up like a leprechaun. Just seems like somethin' you would do.
Chris: Funny you mention that, Leshawna, because your challenge is going to be nabbing gold from not one leprechaun, but four leprechauns.
Thomas: And just who would they be?
Chris: For today's special guests, I like to bring in several icons from the second season who've kindly offered to take the position of being today's targets.
Lapis: [as she, Courtney, Blitz, and Panther arrive each wearing leprechaun outfits] Uh, yeah, more like you said we were obligated by contract to do this.
Courtney: Just remember that there'd better not be any funny business like traps set up for us, because I know a good lawyer who'd like to have a word with you otherwise.
Si: My, my, those outfits are not flattering.
Am: Glad I'm not wearing one of those ridiculous things.
Blitz: Hey, I happen to think that I pull off the look of a leprechaun with style, I mean, lookit this, have you eva' seen something of such grace?
Si: The words "style" and "grace" don't go hand in hand when talking about you.
Am: Though the words "boastful" and "obnoxious" do very well suit you.
Blitz: HMPH! [muttering] Rude and sneaky suits you two bitches...
Panther: Now, don't pay those two any mind, for one thing, I happen to believe you carry more style than a couple of twins who are so similar that you can barely tell them apart.
Si: And here comes the white knight to the rescue.
Panther: At least I have someone to worship, who do you have besides your sister?
Si: [scoffs] Men!
Blitz: How you say, gottem?
Panther: Well, anyone who disses someone close to men's going to get it one way or another.
Chris: Okay, moving on from the mushy lovefest over here, it's time to lay out the basics of the challenge. Your goal today will actually involve stealing gold from the leprechauns, getting the gold will require some extra luck, so first you'll be racing to Blarney Castle nearby. Your goal there will be kissing the infamous Blarney Stone at the top of the castle, bringing you good luck.
Daria: Excuse me, but the stone's more associated with the gift of eloquence, not good luck.
Chris: Once all of your teammates have kissed the stone, You'll then be tasked with hunting down the pot of gold from the hiding leprechauns. You'll continue until everyone on the team has collected a gold coin of their own, and the team that has the most members at the end of reaching the marker flag wins the challenge and a ticket to first-class. As for the losing team, you'll be wishing you found a four-leaf clover because one of you will be getting the boot tonight. Any questions?
Jane: Is there a rule that assaulting a host for making you kiss a stone gets you disqualified?
Chris: You can bet there. Any other questions?
Thomas: Are the leprechauns restricted from hiding in certain places?
Chris: Where's the fun in that, makes it more difficult to track them down, motivates you to try harder.
Thomas: Yeeeeeah, should have expected that.
Chris: Right then, without further questions, the challenge starts in one minute while the leprechauns find places to hide.
Courtney: In that case, I'll be lucky given that they taught us the best places to hide in situations like this during CIT camp.
Lapis: Don't mean to burst your bubble, but I'm the one with wings and all, no doubt I'll be able to hide somewhere tricky.
[static buzzing]
Sly: Honestly, this should be a cinch, leprechauns may be sneaky little things, but then again, so am I. If anything, this challenge was practically made for me. So, yeah, I've got a good idea of what I'm doing.
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: I've learned quite a bit about Irish culture from Harold, given that he comes from that descent, and believe me, it's more than leprechauns, lucky clovas, and men gettin' drunk down at the pub. The things you learn from havin' a string bean as a partner.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Alright lads and laddies, may the luck of the Irish be with you. [blows the airhorn] Begin!
[the contestants begin to rush off towards the castle. With Sly leading up at the front, Team Siamese is the first to reach the castle]
Leshawna: The stone's at the top, so just gotta navigate our way through the castle to get to the roof.
Sly: Oh, that's easy enough for me. [fires a grappling hook up at the castle roof and it clutches onto the stone structure] Meet ya'll at the top.
Am: Wait a minute, what about the rest of aaaaaaaaaaand he's gone.
Si: Didn't bother to ask if anyone wanted a lift.
Thomas: [sighs] Never mind about that, we'll just have to take the long way.
Scat: [groans] I hate runnin' up stairs.
[as Team Siamese enters the castle, Team Daredevil is not far behind as El Jefe looks up to see Sly approaching the roof and scowls]
[static buzzing]
El Jefe: You're kidding me, right? That has got to be against the rules.
Chris: [bursts through the door] Technically, I never said anything about grappling hooks not being allowed. Plus, it's Sly Cooper, whatcha' gonna do?
El Jefe: [growls] Que te jodan a ti y a tus reglas de mierda al revés.
Chris: I've no idea what you just said, but I can tell it was probably vulgar.
El Jefe: Would you get out of here?!
Chris: In a second, Team Siamese currently holds the lead for Ireland, will they keep it or will their luck run out courtesy of Team Daredevil? Find out after the break. [looks to see El Jefe glaring at him] What?
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[scene shows Team Daredevil trying to navigate themselves through the castle]
Roscoe: Well, this is just perfect. We're still behind and this castle's got so many turns to take.
Dodger: Guess we should have tried climbing, at least it worked for Sly.
Daria: He wasn't even climbing, he just used a hook to get to the top. Climbing actually takes effort.
Jane: Okay, so if you turn this way, we just might make it up before…[pauses as she hears voices coming from behind]...might wanna pick up the pace before we're stuck in economy again.
[Team Daredevil sees a light up ahead, indicating them having reached the top, finding Sly sitting down waiting]
Sly: Well, it's about time you all got up here, though not the team I was expecting.
El Jefe: Oh, shut up, jackass. The rest of you, start kissing the stone!
[the members of Daredevil begin to take turns laying down and kissing the stone, requiring them to lean their head at an awkward angle while holding onto two metal bars. At that moment, the rest of Team Siamese finally reaches the top]
Si: What the?! How did they get here first?!
Am: [facepalms] We must have taken too many wrong turns!
Dodger: [as he finishes kissing the stone and rushes past the twins] See ya', ladies, I'll enjoy first-class for you! [chuckles as they glare at him from behind]
[static buzzing]
Dodger: Ah, it's so fun to mess with people, especially those easy to wind up.
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: [after she pulls herself back up] I don't know why anyone would wanna kiss a rock that's not even sanitized.
Sly: Prolly cuz of some cultural significance or whatever.
Thomas: [wipes his mouth] Ugh, that was not pleasant.
Scat: Awww, ya' poor thing. Need me to help with that?
Thomas: Weeeeeeell, I wouldn't mind a bit of cleansing.
Si: Save the lovefest until the challenge is done, perhaps?
Am: [under her breath] If they can even last that long.
[scene cuts to Team Daredevil having reached an open field that lies before several trees scattered around the area, to the right are a pair of large rocks and a river about several yards away]
Roscoe: Okay, this is where we have to look, simple enough...though seems they found themselves good spots.
Dodger: Well, my dear, you stick with me and you'll have a pot of gold faster than you can say NYC.
Roscoe: We'll just see about that...also, mind the dears, dear.
El Jefe: Better get started before that little weasel shows up, if I can beat him at this, I can probably screw up his whole game.
Jane: Oh the tension, it be strong.
Daria: In more ways than one. Shall we frolick along looking for the men in green?
Jane: Depends if we find the women in green first.
[scene cuts to Team Siamese arriving on the spot]
Leshawna: I say we split up, Sly and me will take the forest, Si and Am, you two search by the river, Thomas and Scat, you two search by the field.
Sly: You said it, chief, just hope you can keep up with me.
Leshawna: Honey, if I can handle a bear on a rollin' log, then I'm sure I can snag us a few lil greens.
[Ding! Ding!]
Thomas: Well, seeing as we're in Ireland, might as well fit in with the local music.
Scat: Right there behind ya'.
[the music starts into that a Celtic Rock]
Thomas and Scat: When on the road to sweet Athy,
Hurroo Hurroo
When on the road to sweet Athy,
Hurroo Hurroo
When on the road to sweet Athy
A stick in the hand, A drop in the eye
A doleful damsel I heard cry
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
El Jefe and Roscoe: Where are the eyes that looked so mild,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mild,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mild
When my poor heart you first beguiled
Why did ya run from me and the child
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
El Jefe, Roscoe, Scat, and Thomas: We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy never slew ya
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
Dodger and Sly: Where are the legs with which you run,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the legs with which you run,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the legs with which you run,
When first you went to carry a gun
Indeed your dancing days are done
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
Dodger, El Jefe, Roscoe, Scat, Sly, and Thomas: We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy never slew ya
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
Am, Daria, Jane, Leshawna, and Si: You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg,
Hurroo Hurroo
You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg,
Hurroo Hurroo
You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg
You're a spinless, boneless, chickenless egg
You'll have to be put with the bowl to beg
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy never slew ya
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
Si and Am: I'm happy to see ya home,
Hurroo Hurroo
I'm happy to see ya home,
Hurroo Hurroo
I'm happy to see ya home
From the isle of Ceylon
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
Am, Daria, Dodger, El Jefe, Jane, Leshawna, Scat, Si, Sly, and Thomas: We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy never slew ya
Johnny, I hardly knew ya
[scene cuts to Daria and Jane searching through a field when they spot something rustling in the tall grass]
Daria: Is it just me, or do I see something...moving over there?
Jane: Nope, I see it too...shhhhhh…
[the two girls quietly trudge onward. Not too far away on the other side, an orange tail and a black tail are seen creeping through the weeds. It cuts to the girls, then to the tails, then back to the girls, then back to the tails before]
Daria, Jane, Scat, Thomas: Gotcha!
[the four contestants jump right on top of Blitz and Panther. The six of them are tangled up around one another, the pots of gold to the right of them, but slowly pull themselves free]
Panther: Well, it appears that you've found us. Seems you lot know your stuff.
Daria: Didn't spoil your moment of intimacy, did we?
Blitz: A little bit, but I believe I can let it go, especially when we get back to our crib.
Panther: Patience, mi querido, I await for it too, given a certain someone will also be there.
Jane: Not that I'm not enjoying the session before me, but mind giving us the gold?
Thomas: Huh, you two really know how to get down to business.
Daria: It's a knack, you could say.
Scat: Yeah, well, when we're not competin', wouldn't mind hangin' around ya'll afterward.
Jane: Hmm, sounds good to me, though two of us have to get to the flag first.
Thomas: Hehe, you're on.
[scene cuts to the river where El Jefe is searching nearby]
El Jefe: C'mon, c'mon, where the hell are you? [he looks over to the two rocks and notices that the ground is actually hollow beneath them. He walks over and sees that there's a hole right below the rocks] Interesting…[goes down into the hole to notice Courtney having dozed off holding the pot of gold in her lap]...looks like I hit the jackpot.
[El Jefe proceeds to slowly take the pot from the CIT and creep back outside...only to find Si and Am standing on the rocks above him. The twins jump on the tiger, causing the three of them to tussle over the pot. The noise causes Courtney to wake up]
Courtney: [yawns] What took you so long…hmm? [looks to the sound of fighting going on just a few feet away from her. She crawls out to see the twins scampering away from El Jefe]
El Jefe: Damn crazy bitches…
Courtney: I guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase catfight.
[scene cuts to Roscoe and Dodger looking under the trees]
Dodger: You see anything?
Roscoe: If I saw anything, I'll be the one that lets us know.
Dodger: Hmm, you can be a mite pushy sometimes, can't ya'?
Roscoe: Got an issue with that?
Dodger: I mean, it just says to me that you need to chill out more often.
Roscoe: I'll chill when I've scored myself a million...hey, do you hear that?
Dodger: Hear what?
Roscoe: That. [points over to Leshawna and Sly]
Leshawna: You sure one of them's up in here?
Sly: I've got a keen sense I'll find something amongst all the green. [climbs up the tree to find sitting on one of the branches on the taller end being Lapis with the pot of gold] Gotcha. [sneak up behind the blue gem looking off into the distance, appearing rather bored] PSYCHE!
Lapis: [gasps sharply] What the?! [looks behind her to see Sly] Oh, it's you. Well, here's your pot of gold, I was getting bored sitting here anyway.
Sly: Gladly, thank you very much. [slides back down the tree]
Leshawna: Well, we got our dough, let's head out.
[at that moment, Roscoe jumps Sly out of nowhere]
Sly: YIP!
Dodger: [swipes the gold from him] Better luck next time, Cooper!
Leshawna: Hey, you come back here with that! [begins to run after the Russell Terrier]
Roscoe: Not so sneaky now, are we?
Sly: Well, we'll just see about that from who gets the gold to the finish first! [leaps off as Roscoe follows in pursuit]
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: Ya' frontin' me, fool came right outta nowhere!
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Chris and Chef standing by the flagpole]
Chris: Here comes our contestants, Jane leading the pack for her group as they race towards the finish.
[Jane is the first to reach the flag as Thomas follows, then Daria, then Scat]
[static buzzing]
Jane: What can I say; running's sorta my thing.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Coming up behind them, we have Si and Am with El Jefe trailing behind.
El Jefe: I f**king despise those two…
Chris: And it seems it's gonna be a close call between Leshawna and Sly against Dodger and Roscoe.
[scene cuts to the two groups racing towards the flag, Dodger in the lead with Leshawna right behind him and then trailing between the both of them are Sly and Roscoe neck and neck with one another. Dodger is the first to make it, followed by Leshawna, and the person to make it second to last is…]
Chris: Game over! Team Daredevil wins!
Dodger: [fist pumps] Ho yeah!
Roscoe: Phew...that was...somethin'...but I made it…
El Jefe: Hmm, not bad.
Dodger: Looks like you're gonna get a reward.
Roscoe: Hmph, I look forward to it.
Daria: Gee, I wonder what that implies.
Jane: Probably something not suited for smaller viewers.
Chris: As for Team Siamese, I'll be seeing you at elimination later on, may the luck of a four-leaf cover be with you.
[a series of collective groans replies to this]
[scene cuts to Thomas, Scat, and Leshawna sitting in the dining room for economy]
Leshawna: So, who were ya'll thinkin' about givin' the boot?
Thomas: I think we could get rid of one of the twins, I've had an uneasy feeling about them from day one.
Scat: Yeah, not ta' mention the jabs they were throwin' befo'.
Leshawna: Ta' be honest, I can see where you're comin' from, but I'm been thinkin' about that Sly.
Scat: Whatchu mean by that?
Leshawna: I mean, don't get me wrong, he's not a bad guy and all, but I'm a little concerned about his athletics, he could pose a real problem later on if we're not careful.
Thomas: But you've seen the way those twins work, who's to say they won't try anything on us?
Leshawna: What they may have in brains, they lack in physicality, so it shouldn't be too hard to beat them once the teams have split.
Thomas: Okay...if you're sure about that…
[unbeknowst to them, Si and Am have been listening in from afar]
Si: So, they want to get rid of the ringtail.
Am: Thinking we won't stand a chance at the merge.
Si and Am: We'll soon see about that.
[scene cuts to Sly walking down the hallway when he spots the twins standing against the wall]
Sly: Hey, what's up, you two?
Si: Oh, nothing, just that you should know that...you're being targeted.
Sly: [freezes] Excuse me?
Am: Yes, we overheard the others saying they wanted to get rid of you for your physical strength.
Si: But not to worry, we'll help you sort out that mess, all you need to do is vote with us.
Sly: [looks over to the other three down the hallway and then back at the twins] Who'd you have in mind?
Si: Weeeeeell…
[scene cuts to black, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris: Team Siamese, you guys seem to have evaded a proper elimination ceremony for some time now. Guess you could say you've been real lucky up to this point. But alas, one of you will be taking the Drop of Shame. Time to cast the votes.
[static buzzing]
Thomas: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Si: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Scat: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Am: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Sly: [stamps a passport]
[static buzzing]
Chris: Okay, the votes are in. And the people reaching barf bags are...Thomas [catches the bag]...Scat [catches the bag]...Si and Am [catch the bags]. Which means it comes down to you two, Sly and Leshawna. One of you will be going home tonight, but just who will be? Without further ado, the final bag goes to…
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Sly!
Sly: [catches the bag]
Leshawna: [gasps] What?! But...how? How did I-?
Chris: I know, shocking, isn't it? But, regardless, you're still out, Leshawna. [tosses the parachute to her]
Leshawna: [sighs] Four seasons of competin' on this show and still no closa' to the end...still, I just wanna say, I will neva' go down without a fight, I may have gone through every last bit of humiliation on this program, but I'm still standin' tall, large and in charge...[sighs]...okay, I'm ready. [walks toward the edge of the door and jumps out, screaming as she falls]
[static buzzing]
Si: Well, that worked out well.
Am: Yeah, and we weren't even lying that time.
Si: Now we've got the majority on your side.
Am: And we're keeping it that way.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Another one bites the dust, and now the teams are even to one another one, but that's soon to change in our next stop. Will Sly still trust the twins after this, have Thomas and Scat made themselves an enemy because of this, and who will be next to take a fall? Tune in next time to find out, right here, on Total...Drama...Destiny!
[scene cuts to black as the episode ends]
