Chapter Eleven: Gleesome Threesome

[scene shows a blue background as the white letters "Total", "Drama", and "Destiny" flash upon it, followed by the word "Aftermath" underneath "Destiny". It then shows a montage of the eliminated contestants in the order of which they booted off the show; Starlight trying to direct her team on the film set, Leshawna being all large and in charge, and Dodger either flirting it up with Roscoe or making wisecracks]

[cue theme song, the episode continues]

[scene shows a blue background as the white letters "Total", "Drama", and "Destiny" flash upon it, followed by the word "Aftermath" underneath "Destiny". It then cuts to a large stage with Fox, Wolf, and Robin sitting on a couch in the middle while the peanut gallery containing all the contestants from the previous seasons, including the helpers, are seen on both sides of the stage as the audience cheer]

Wolf: You know what it is, it's that time again for the Total Drama Aftermath. I need no introduction, but I'll do it anyway, I'm Wolf O'Donnell with my co-hosts, Fox McCloud and Robin Hood.

Fox: Tonight's show promises to have a lot of interesting guests aboard, and not just from the people who've recently left the show.

Robin: We got in contact with several guests to invite them on, some of which we know personally.

Wolf: Is that a spoiler to who they might be?

Robin: You'll just have to wait and see, ma' dear.

Fox: Speaking of surprises, I've got one for both of you. I've been thinking of adding another co-host to our set.

Fiona: Seriously, four hosts? That's a little excessive if you ask me.

Top Cat: Well, no one was asking you, so there's that.

Ella: Ooooooh, this is exciting, I wonder who it will be.

Lindsay: Oooooooh, I hope it's me, I'm great with leading, did you know I was an admiral once?

Beth: Admiral Lindsay her Hotness, I think you were called.

Eva: Ugh, seriously, what kind of name is that? It sounds like a bimbo title.

Lindsay: But I don't see Dumbo, maybe he's somewhere around here.

Eva: Wait, what, I didn't say...ah, forget it.

Fox: You see, I've come up with a randomizer that will select a lucky member of the peanut gallery to join us for the show.

Wolf: Huh, ya' never made any mention of this to me prior.

Fox: Well, then it wouldn't have been a surprise, even you need your fair share of those.

Wolf: In that case, I just might surprise you, later on, a pound for a pound, you could say.

Yogi: I say, I'm feelin' luckier than the average bear.

Hokey: I think a season winner's more likely to join 'em.

Bugs: It should be me, I've not had a line since the first season and I'm an icon.

Daffy: Oh, please, I date back further than you, and I've succeeded in two seasons you could manage in one.

Sylvester: I got farther than both of you in my debut alone.

Jinks: It'll be me, I've shown those miserable meeces I could stand on my own.

Stella: Maybe it's time for a bit of feminine charm to spice up the show.

Diaspro: If it's charm they want, then I can deliver.

Blitz: I've got plenty on display.

Exile: Make it double.

Katie: If I get picked, can I bring Sadie with me?

Sadie: OMG, I was thinking of bringing you if I get picked.

Katie: [gasps] No way, that's so sweet!

Sadie: I know, right?

Icy: You two really do share a brain cell, don't you?

Katie and Sadie: At least we have friends.

Bloom: Burn!

Icy: Shut up, Bloom!

Fiona: [looks over to Colleen] What, no being the center of attention?

Colleen: If it's with this lot, I'd rather not have any.

Fiona: Tough, I know how that feels.

Colleen: What...?

Wolf: [after Fox whispers into his ear] Okay, here's how it's gonna work, the spotlight's gonna go around you all until it lands on the lucky one.

[the lights dim as the spotlight begins to shine over the peanut gallery, various looks of anticipation on their faces]

Robin: And the person joining us on set is...

[the spotlight finally comes to a stop on...Falco]

Falco: Huh, what? I'm in?
Wolf: Huh, didn't expect that. Surely there wasn't any bias in that decision.

Fox: Now, you surely wouldn't be accusing of such now, would you?

Wolf: Nah, besides, it's unexpected, so ya' got me there.

Robin: Well then, Falco, why not come down and join us?

Falco: Uh, alright then, didn't expect this, but hey, I suppose there's not to complain about.

Shadow: That's a first for you.

Falco: And it's a guarantee for you.

Shadow: Touche.

Falco: Anyway, time to work on my show magic, show the chumps how it's done.

Fox: You always were a cocky sort, weren't you?

Wolf: Do we need to restrain our hands from your CAWK!

Falco: Haha, very funny, haven't heard that before…
Leon: I know something you have before, something to do with bu-

Falco: If you dare mention that, I will hurt you.

Leon: Love you too.

Panther: You've a way with words, don't you?

Leon: Ain't that your thing, Casanova?
Panther: Weeeeeeell, when you've got two boyfriends/husbands, you must be doing something right.

Wolf: Well then, shall we move onto our first topic of the show, mayhaps a little surprise for some people regarding the future?
Fox: Just what did you have in mind?
Wolf: A little birdie told me that there's gonna be the opportunity of another returnee season somewhere down the line and that seven lucky contestants will be going up against seven newbies.

Robin: My, my, I wonder who the lucky seven shall be.

Courtney: I've already achieved what I wanted and there's no way I'm going through another season of torture.

Angelina: You can count me in on that, three seasons of that nonsense is quite enough.

Rarity: I'll raise you one up to four seasons.

Prince John: As if I would further sacrifice my dignity doing such tripe.

Mewtwo: [to Lucario] Last time I checked, him and dignity don't go hand in hand.

Lucario: I say let him have his moment, after all, here's probably the only chance outside of being a regular laughingstock.

Prince John: I can hear you peasants from over here!

Mewtwo: And that's our concern how?

Prince John: Because I'll set him on you. [points to Incineroar]

Mewtwo: Oh, yes, I'm quivering in my seat right now.

Prince John: Hmph! [turns up his nose]

Incineroar: Hey, don't you worry about a thing, babe, I could take both of them with my bare arms.

Prince John: The visualization alone is making me grin.

Wolf: In other news, we've got quite a few guest stars coming on tonight, we'll see what they have to say about the competition, the cast, and maybe even some touching reunions. First up, from the damp streets of Camden; Fergus and Dolly!

[the crowd cheers as the Irish fox and the female Dalmatian walk on stage from the left, the latter finger shooting at the audience]

Fergus: The fox is in the house, everyone, let the magic commence! Oh, and if it isn't D-Dawg and Hans my man in the gallery.
Hansel: Fergus, what a pleasure to have you on, it's been a while, hasn't it?

Dylan: Hey, Fergus, and Dolly, nice to see you both.

Dolly: Ah, well, you know the spot never strays far from the dog, I had to come on to make sure my sweet, innocent brother wasn't being too put down by the harshness of reality television.

Dylan: Well, aren't you one for making puns at my expense?

Dolly: You know I'm just teasing you, bro, besides, I've seen that it could be a lot worse.

Hansel: You seem to be doing alright for yourself, not still bitter that you didn't get with me?

Dolly: I'll admit, you picking Dylan over me kinda stung, but I'm not the uber obsessive type, so I say go for it, you dorks.

Hansel: Haha, glad to see that things are still cool between us, plus, I know there's someone out there for you.

Fergus: Truer words were never spoken, me lad, though you could consider me as one of the dorks given that we've been kinda goin' at it behind the scenes.

Dylan: [blushes] That's, uh...a suggestive way of putting it.

Fox: So you three are a poly?

Fergus: You can bet your tail on it, after all, I do bring a bit of spice to the dynamic.

Hansel: Well, you're not wrong about that, though some details will be spared...for the cameras at least.

Falco: Is it wrong for me to make a horndog joke?

Wolf: Well, it's on full display here, though, Dolly, I gotta say, I didn't expect for you to be taking this so well.

Dolly: Well, let's just say that I've had a lot of time to think to myself as of late, and being clingy to a guy that doesn't really see me as anything more than a friend, that's not the way to go.

Robin: A very responsible and mature mindset to have, from what I can see, you appear to be owning up.

Dolly: Yeah, I'll admit, I can be a bit...questionable with my actions, but there's always room for improvement, and for my bro, too, I mean, lookit him, don't think I ever saw him looking so relaxed until he finally got the guts to speak his truth to Hansel.

Dylan: Yeeeeeeah, I was glad to see that you didn't try to kill me over it, maybe there's hope for you yet.

Dolly: Could say the same for you, Dyl.

Fox: Awwww, aren't they sweet?
Wolf: Call me surprised that didn't end in flames, but hey, not that I disapprove, shows at least some people are capable of moving on.

Robin: Seems we've got a few other guests that I happen to be familiar with on the list, and that I'm sure Prince John will recognize.

Fergus: In that case, you two wouldn't mind makin' some room up there for ole Fergus, would you? I'd love to squeeze in between.

Hansel: I'd say we can make it work, come on up, Foxy.

Fergus: Righto!

Alice: Oh, Dolly, you can come and sit next to us if you'd like.

Dolly: Make some room, the Dolly-Dog's takin' a seat.

William: This is lingo I'm never going to understand.

Robin: While you're all getting organized, please welcome Little John and Sheriff Ashton!

[the crowd cheers as the brown bear and grey wolf make it onto the stage]

Falco: Wait, that's his name?

Ashton: Yeah, course it's mah name, ya' didn't think Sheriff of Nottingham was the only thing I went by, did ya'?

Falco: I mean, your actual name never gets said much, does it?

Hunter: I always thought his name was Sheriff.

Robin: Speaking of which, lovely to have you all here with us today.

Little John: Wouldn't miss it for the world, Rob, after all, you and I are like a package deal.

Prince John: You know, you two should really change your titles, from where I'm standing, Little John can hardly be called "little" in any context.

Little John: Do my ears deceive me or do I hear the wailing sounds of Prince Broomstick?

Prince John: Charming…

Ashton: He ain't lyin', ya' know, you're packin' enough to last a whole winter.

Little John: Oh, and you aren't lookin' like someone stuffed you with creme? That must have been some serious raiding of the royal pantry.

Robin: Now, now, you all, let's not squabble, it's a rare sight to see us all together when we're not trying to outwit one another.

Axel: For as predictable as that outcome is, if ya' know what I mean. [winks]

Little John: In any case, glad to be on the show, and wanted to give kudos to my lil partner here, since he's been taking on two roles, contestant and co-host.

Ashton: Makes me wonder if you'd be up to the task to do either.

Little John: Well, I ain't exactly what you'd call a sloth, so I think I'd have a pretty good chance.

Prince John: Outrank my highest placement and then I'll be impressed, as it stands, is it wrong that I'm technically higher than the great Robin Hood?

Little John: After being the second out of twenty-two the first time? Eh, I'll give ya' that.

Prince John: Merely a first-time fluke, mind you. I got over that in fine style.
Daffy: Oh, sure, Mr. Strategist, you're right smart there.

Prince John: Still bitter that I got you out behind your back? Really, it's like it was only yesterday. And the fact I've actually made it to the top three and you haven't.

Daffy: You just wait, one of these days…

Fox: We've got one final guest star for tonight, and it's one that's sure to be a pleasant surprise to two members of our gallery. They're both partners to Mao Mao and Rufus respectively so introducing to the stage; Badgerclops and Reggie!

[the large, rotund bear and the small raccoon walks onto the stage to the audience cheering]

Badgerclops: Hey, what's up ya'll, didn't start the party without me? Nope, seems everyone's chill, gotchu.

Mao Mao: Ah, Badgerclops, was wondering when you were gonna come on here.

Badgerclops: Awww, did you miss wittle old me?

Mao Mao: We've seen each other off-season, you know. But, I will admit, it's not the same without you by my side.

Badgerclops: Is that sentiment I hear, that thing besides "I'm a legendary hero"?

Mao Mao: Oh, c'mon, you know I'm getting over that.

Badgerclops: And a good thing too, you've been more chill as a result, and I'm liking it, keep up the progress, bae. [winks]

Mao Mao: [clears his throat with a slight blush]

Reggie: Not forgetting about me, are we?

Rufus: Of course not, it's wonderful to see you here, Reggie, after all, partners in crime to the end, right?

Reggie: You can say that again, besides, wouldn't be a party without me in your little group, now would it?

Rufus: Well, a cozy little ball of fluff like yourself does bring me some spice to the table.

Falco: It's probably not even a question at this point, but you two wouldn't happen to be...you know?

Reggie: Well, after Rufus introduced me to his new partners, he couldn't bear to leave me out of the fun, so I became part of the deal and now we're a quartet.

Steele: Can confirm, guilty as charged.

Balto: He's not wrong, he is pretty comfortable.

Steele: Ya' know, at this point, I could round up a whole slew of cuties if I wanted.

Balto: You never were one for modesty, were you?

Rufus: Hey, it's what we love about him.

Reggie: Like the way neither of them can resist that bushy tail of yours.

Rufus: Can't help it if my tail's that fabulous.

Robin: Now then, how about I introduce you all to a surprise I've cooked up myself?

Wolf: And just what would that entail, pray tell?

Robin: For the big surprise, it goes back to what you brought up about several former contestants getting another chance to compete, which is why we're introducing the Total Drama Second Chance challenge!

[some of the members of the gallery cheer at this]

Wolf: I like the sound of this, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity for our favorite castmates to get another shot at that million dollar prize. What do you all say, are you ready to get back into the game?

Katz: I'm indifferent to the whole ordeal.

Shadow: Another season surrounded by a bunch of lunatics and almost getting killed? No way.

Blaineley: If I may bring a suggestion, since I'm familiar with this, I say we bring back the lightning in a bottle, or in less cool terms, peanuts in a can. Courtesy of this bazooka.

Fox: Isn't that a little...dangerous?

Blaineley: This is show biz, hun, danger's practically guaranteed, now stand in line, I got some peanuts to shoot!

Wolf: I'm gettin' a piece of that action, pass me one up!

[Jinks, Yogi, Charlotte, Jasper, and Lapis step forward, followed by Sugar shoving behind the blue gem before Stella shoves her. Carmen and Katz are shoved up against each other by Silver and Jo]

Katz: You mindless idiots couldn't walk tell someone was in front of you even with glasses.

Silver: Oh, sorry about that.

Jo: My bad, Red, couldn't see you blending in with the curtains.

Katz: I'm literally a different shade.

Jo: Could have fooled me.

Blaineley: Fire in the hole!

[Blaineley and Wolf shoot the cans into the group]

Yogi: Okay, I like me peanuts, but not when they're-oof!

Blaineley: Most of your cans contain salty nuggets of complete loserdom aka peanuts.

[a can bonks off Sonic and Shadow's heads to land in Charlotte's hands]

Charlotte: Yippee, I love peanuts!

[a can bonks Jinks on the forehead while Katz watches bemused until both watch Carmen catch her can flawlessly]

Carmen: It's all in the wrist.

Blaineley: But, five contain something very special, so crack 'em if you've got 'em!

[Yogi opens his can to reveal peanuts to which he decides to eat]

Yogi: One mustn't simply let fresh peanuts go to waste.

[Jinks, Jo, and Silver's cans reveal themselves to have peanuts as well. Stella is sent trying to open her hand till a golden Chris head pops out, startling her]

Stella: A Chris in the Box? That's an insult to boxes.

Jinks: Talk about gettin' the scraps.

Wolf: Stella's our first to get a second shot at the million! One down, four more to go!

[Chance and Jake's cans are shown to only have peanuts in them. Emerald crushes her can in frustration when she only receives peanuts. Jasper's can opens with a Chris head]

Blaineley: Woman of Steel, aka Jasper, is in it to win it!

Jasper: Hah, knew they couldn't resist me.

[Bridgette's can is revealed to only have peanuts. Charlotte opens her can where a Chris head pops out]

Charlotte: Yippee!
Blaineley: Child wonder Charlotte is coming back!

[FantomCat's can is revealed to only have peanuts while Katz's can appears to be empty. He tries to shake it, only to end up with a loose Chris head hitting his chest]

Wolf: Our favorite sadist, Katz is back for more!
Katz: Bloody Hell…

FantomCat: Alas, where one is not destined to carry on the torch, another will do it in his place.

Katz: Riiiight, you know we're not in an opera house, correct?

Blaineley: There's just one more person who hasn't opened their can and-

Sugar: YEEEEHAW! Sugar Silo is back in the game! Boom!

Wolf: I thought you said only five heads were in those cans.

Blaineley: Slight miscalculation? Okay then, now who's gonna be the last to open their-

Lapis: Got it. I guess I'm back in or something?

Blaineley: Oh, sure, go ahead, steal my thunder...anyways, chronic blue is our sixth and final challenger! We'll see who has the best luck in the running and meet our recently eliminated contestants from this season when we return on the Total Drama Aftermath!

[the white letters against the blue background shine to cut away, the episode continues with the letters flashing again]

Wolf: We're back with the Total Drama Aftermath! Before we get started on our little game, let's introduce the contestants who've recently left the show and are now here with us today. One's a former cult leader turned for the better, another's a sista' with a tude, and another's a street smart guy from the Big Apple. Give it up for Starlight, Leshawna, and Dodger!

[the aforementioned three walk onto the stage to the crowd cheering, Dodger giving a wink and a finger pistol]

Fox: Glad you all could make it here today, hope you're doing well after the ordeal on the show.

Starlight: It was an experience I'll grant you that, if I would do it again, that depends just how much I'd be willing to go through that nonsense again.

Trixie: I'm with you on that, though the Great and Powerful Trixie wouldn't have minded a second chance to show off her grandioseness.

Starlight: Oh, I imagine the same.

Leshawna: For a fourth season, I was really hopin' that this was gonna be my time to shine and make up for the last run, but I guess fate had other plans in mind.

Falco: Didn't expect Chris to screw you over with a tie vote just because he knew it'd cause more drama?

Leshawna: I swear, that man bends the rules anytime he wants to, playin' fair, not up in that household. Still, I guess it could have been worse, I coulda left lookin' the way I did the last time I competed on this show.

Wolf: Not the best look for you, I'm sure.

Leshawna: When you put it like that, at least it wasn't a repeat.

Starlight: Yeah, I suppose there are worse things that can happen.

Dodger: Like a sleazy bastard voting for you behind your back, I would know.

Desoto: Oh, please, you had that coming from miles away, only got lucky enough to be kissed by Roscoe before you went up and left.

Dodger: Yeah, I'll admit, gettin' that surprise kiss spiced things up, especially since I knew he had it bad for me, just lookit me, could anyone resist this?

Tramp: I can't see why, not with the way you swagger about.

Dodger: You know me, I'm slick, suave, and sexy, though you ain't too bad yourself.

Tramp: [waves a paw] Oh, you flatter me.

Buster: Hittin' up on my girl, are ya'?

Dodger: Awwww, we're just playin' around, Buster, my man, you know I'd never try to take sweet lil Tramp away from you, ya' both adorable together.

Tramp: Yeeeeeah, you know I'm yours, hun, don't you worry your handsome face about a thing. [boops the Rotterman's nose]

Buster: Aaaaah, you're tryna butter me up...I'll give ya' this; it's working, you're just too damn irresistible, that's why I love ya'.

Dodger: Ain't that a sight? Guess I just gotta wait till Roscoe comes back so he and I can get it on.

Buster: That is unless the sneaky drug dealer gets to him first.

Dodger: El Jefe? He'll be lucky Ros doesn't give him shit for what happened.

Wolf: One thing's for sure, the alliance between them's gonna have some turbulence, who's betting it holds on or that it crumbles?

Falco: Going for the latter if not just for that pun.

Fox: Well, alliances do tend to break quite often so...I think it'll break apart.

Robin: An alliance is as strong as the people committed to it, unless El Jefe can come up with a solid justification, his relationship with Roscoe might very well be in jeopardy.

Blaineley: In the meantime, one of our six Total Drama challengers is about to win our second chance challenge, we'll see who's most likely to have the best shot at winning the million. So what is the challenge? Think Total Drama: The Board Game!
Charlotte: Oooooooh, I call rolling the dice first!

Blaineley: Slow your roll there, each of you will get a turn to roll the die, but roll carefully because some of the squares are booby-trapped! Each of the squares represents one of the final nine players or a location that they've been to. Each square has a mini-challenge you'll have to complete before you can roll again. Fail and you're out of the running. Get past the sixteenth square to answer a question from me and whoever answers correctly wins! You guys ready to play?

Jasper: Bring it on, I want a piece of this action.

Sugar: I'm gonna wipe the floor Craptry style!

Lapis: Do you even know how gross that sounds?

Sugar: Whatta ya' mean?

Lapis: I just...never mind.

Wolf: First up, Stella, going in long!

Stella: Come on, lucky number six! [rolls the die to land on a four]

Wolf: [as Stella walks onto Thomas' icon] Looks like you get the Thomas challenge!

Blaineley: You have to create a tune using this trumpet that will be ranked on the satisfaction scale. Appease it enough to move on to the next round.

Stella: Okay then, sounds simple enough. Musa's shown me a fair few lessons as of late. [plays a surprisingly regal tune on the trumpet]

Wolf: Princess of the sun and moon moves onto the next round!

Stella: Why thank you, thank you, I aim to please.

Wolf: Next up is Charlotte, your roll!

[Charlotte throws the die and it lands on a five]

Blaineley: Charlotte going long for five!
Charlotte: Teehee! [begins to walk across the board] I'm like a board game pie-OH! [falls through a trapdoor] ]

Blaineley: Oooooh, tough luck, Charlotte, guess she's out!

Charlotte: [off-screen] Ooooooh, it's really dark in here, I can pretend I'm a ghost! Ooooooooh, ooooooooh!
Fox: Moving on, Lapis, it's your turn!

[Lapis effortlessly throws the die to land on a two]

Robin: Lapis, your challenge is to dodge the oncoming lasers before you can proceed to the next round.

Lapis: Okay then. These aren't real, right?

Blaineley: Guess that'll be up to you to find out.

Lapis: Wait, what? [two projectors pop up next to her and she begins to move her body around to avoid getting tased]

Wolf: You do birthday parties cuz you've got moves.

Lapis: Very-OH! Funny-YEE! [a laser tases her from behind] YOW!

Robin: And it appears that Lapis is out!
Lapis: [while rubbing her back] Yeah, whatever.

Blaineley: Next up is Jasper!

[Jasper grunts as she throws the die, landing on a six]
Jasper: Nothing to it. [walks over to the spot on the Bosnia Herzegovina icon]

Wolf: Right then, your challenge is to walk over this artificial minefield while avoiding stepping on any of the Xs which will give a smoke signal when you step on it.

[scene cuts to a montage as Jasper steps around the areas marked. It then cuts to Sugar rolling her die onto a three, landing on the Mexico icon]

Fox: You need to eat three Jalapenos without breaking so much as a swe-

Sugar: [gulps down the peppers as if they were nothing] Finished!

[Katz rolls the die next as he lands on a five on the Scat icon]

Blaineley: Name all the members of the Scat Cat gang.

Katz: Hit Cat, Peppo, Shun Gon, and Billy Boss.

Blaineley: Correct!

[Stella's roll lands her on Jane's, Jasper's roll lands her on the USA icon, Sugar's roll lands her on Daria's icon, and Katz's roll lands him on the Ireland icon]

Fox: Draw a sketch!

Wolf: Try Cajun's fair chile!

Robin: Name the worst place to live!

Blaineley: Perform a classical jig!

[Stella is shown drawing a fashion sketch, Jasper refuses to taste the chile and is thus out]

Sugar: Western Texas!

[Katz is shown performing a jig to traditional Celtic music]

[Stella's roll lands her on Si's icon, Sugar's roll lands her on Sly's icon, and Katz's roll lands him on Roscoe's icon]

Wolf: Walk a tightrope!

Blaineley: Steal something without setting off the alarm!

Fox: Hit a target on point!

[Stella is seen trying to walk a tightrope and gingerly makes it to the other side. Sugar tries to creep up into a makeshift robbery set before fumbling over the furniture and destroying the set, thus leaving her out. Katz is shown aiming a pistol at a target and hits it in the center]

Wolf: We're down to the final two; Stella or Katz. Only one of them is going to make it to the end for the final question. Roll; Stella!

Stella: Hah! [rolls the die to a four onto the Italy icon]

Blaineley: Ooooooh, Italy, nice one. Your challenge is to figure out what type of pasta is on this plate comes from Southern Italy.

Stella: Why, my dear, Blaineley, it's the Orecchiette, found particularly in the region of Apulia.

Blaineley: Correct, now Katz, either you can meet up with Stella or you can bypass her if you roll over the amount.

Katz: Luck is merely wishful thinking, what I have is common logic. [rolls the die onto a four as well, which puts him above Stella] What did I tell you?

Wolf: It seems he wasn't lying, I guess that means you get to ask him the question.

Blaineley: In that case, Katz, this is the true ringer, the question I'm asking you is...what is the distinction between Domino and Sparks?
Katz: Domino is the name of the kingdom while Sparks is the general culture that surrounds it.

Blaineley: In that case...you're correct!

[confetti and balloons drop from above around them, some of the other contenders clapping]

Katz: [as he blows a bit of confetti off his nose] I suppose you could call it an unexpected victory.

Cajun: Well, ain't you my winner? Come here and lemme give you some suga'.

Katz: You'll have plenty of time to do so, off-camera.

Wolf: On that note, it's time to end, but we'll be back next time with more mayhem!

Fox: Who's next to join us on the sidelines and who's going to make it to the end?

Robin: And will we ever stop with the surprises? Tune in next to find out on the-

Falco: Total...Drama...Aftermath! Nailed it!

[the white letters against the blue background shine as the episode ends]