Chapter 14: Can you do the Can-Can?
When we last left off, it had been when we started school. Our little brother Ron got sorted into Gryffindor along with Harry Potter. The latter of which got a spot on our Quidditch Team.
The start of term had been... interesting enough. A troll rampaged through the girl's lavatories on Halloween. Later on we found out our little brother had knocked him out. We hate to admit but we were proud.
Oh we forgot to mention that that little incident earned ickle Ronniekins a nice little girlfriend!
Hey!
Ron!? What are you doing here?
Yeah! This is OUR diary!
She's not my girlfriend ok!?
...only because you're to scared to ask her
Bugger Off Fred! I only came in here to buy some skiving snack boxes
GASP! Our little prefect brother wants to skive off lessons?
How dare you break the rules Ronald Weasley!
C'mon! Lessons are driving me insane! I need a break from advanced potions... if I hear Snape uttering another word about N.E.W.T.s I'll bite his head off!
I still don't know how on earth is that you managed to get into advanced potions...
Fine Ron! Take them! We need to keep writing this!
Oooh! Tell them about lessons with Quirrell!
We were getting to that...
...before we were rudely interrupted
Fine! I'm taking these invisible hats too!
Ok GO!
Now... Quirrell's lessons
"G-g-good eve-even-ning st-t-t-tudents" Quirrell stuttered "a-an-d we-wel-come t-t-o D-d-e-fense Ag-g-g... Oh b-blimey DADA" he sighed.
"Pssst Fred!" Lees whispered across the long table.
"Can you believe this guy?" he mouthed back.
George and Lee sniggered silently.
"...t-t-oday w-we w-will b-be discuss-ssing ....
The class groaned as he kept stuttering his way through the speech.
"Oi, Professor Quirrel!" George raised his hand and addressed him "I heard from me dad that you once had an encounter with vampires...
"Ahh!" he jumped at the sound of the word.
"Tell us professor!" Fred followed.
"Yeah!" several students nodded eagerly, they knew they were up to something... they might as well play along.
Quirrell started stuttering his way through a very long and boring story... soon the class zoned out. When Quirrell was distracted enough Fred and George quietly ducked under the table and started crawling towards his desk. The class quietly followed them with their gaze anticipating their next move.
Once they reached their destination Fred got out a packet of Zonko's new Magic Markers. Unlike muggle markers these could write on any surface, giving motion to whatever they drew.
George took a red marker and started doodling on Quirrell's purple turban, as Fred took a black one and did the same. After a few minutes they were crawling back towards their seats trying not to laugh, their fellow classmates eyeing them oddly.
"a-a-and th-that's how I g-got r-rid of them" Quirrell finished with a nervous smile. He glanced at his pocket watch "Oh d-d-dear, class is almost over" He turned his back on the class and started to jot down the day's homework.
On his back lay an odd scene, some vampires were all in line, holding hands with a nervous looking Quirrell and a disgusted Snape. They were all dressed in what seemed to be red leotards with pink tights. To top this off they were all kicking in a rhythmic way; they were doing the Can-Can. At the bottom of this unusual scene flashed golden letters that read "Snape, be a sweatie and do the Can-Can with my butt".
The class gasped at the animated scene on the back of the smelly purple turban, then they proceeded to break out into an uproarious fit of laughter.
"W-what's so f-f-funny?" he turned around. They kept laughing he looked behind his back.
"Aaaah!" he screamed in a high-pitched tone.
The class laughed harder and the bell rang, signaling the end of lesson. As the students hurried outside, they patted Fred and George on the back, complimenting their great work of art. They even managed to sell a couple of Zonko's Magic Markers.
Ahh... perhaps one of my very favourite Zonko items
True... very true
Well now, that's all the stories we have for now!
Fred and George Weasley!
Why dear Hermione! Top of the morning to 'ya!
Don't play innocent with me!
Yikes! Relax!
Ron was right... you DO sound like our mother...
Speaking of Ronald! You two sold him a box of skiving snacks!
Dear Hermione... we did nothing of the sort!
Then why on bloody earth did he get a nosebleed during Advanced Potions!?
You can't do anything to us... we're not in Hogwarts anymore!
You're right I can't...
See? Now run along!
Ok... fine! I'll just go tell your mother!
ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!?
Here! Take some skiving snacks! Go!
For lord's sake... you need a break...
Seriously...
Oh! Thanks Boys! See you later!
... ... ... ... ... hey, wait a minute!
That bloody witch!
She tricked us!
...I'm impressed
Shut it George!
Sorry Fred...
A/N- Somebody asked me on the previous chapter how I I managed to run out of ink. Well it's because I write my chapters on a notebook, then I write them again on the PC, that way I can edit the story while I'm typing it and if the computer erases the file somehow, I still have it in writting. Simple as that! Thank you guys so much for reviewing! Keep reading! Oh and another thing, I'm starting school this monday so I wont be abble to update as much as I would like to, but not to worry that could mean that I could upload multiple chapters! And one last thing for those reading "Smack in the Face!" I will try to write that last chapter for you guys before I go back to school! So... review! please?
