This popped into my head 30 seconds ago…

Disclaimer: I do not own Harvest Moon Magical Melody. Or Maury… O.o

The married life was good, Kurt thought as he walked home. Maybe I'll have some tea after supper…

Walking into his home, Kurt started rooting through the fridge.

"Ahh…. Nothing like Herb Tea after a goo- wait… I'M MISSING SOME TEA! NAKAMARU!" Running out of the house, Kurt ran into the barn that his dear wife owned. He then tackled her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CRAZED MAN! CRAZED MAN! I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!" She screamed(1), "Oh, hi Kurt."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBER 32! LEAFY IS GONE!"

"… I sold one…"

"That was BEFORE you made all the tea. I'm talking about the ones that I named AFTER you made the tea."

"All right. I'll tell you… but we need to go to New York so I can confess."

"Okey Dokey!" Kurt sang as he happily skipped out of the barn.

1 week later

"OK, Nakamaru comes to us from Flower Bud Village. She says that the only way she can tell her husband about something is to confess it her… Nakamaru, what is you secret?"

Putting her hands to her mouth, she whispered, "Can you keep a secret?"

"Yes of course I can."

The audience sat in suspense as Nakamaru started to tell them…

"I… I… I accidentally cooked my husbands tea in the oven and made a 'Failed Dish'!"

"YOU DIDN'T!"

Nakamaru sat in her chair crying.

"Kurt come on out to hear what your wife has to say."

The audience stared at Kurt when he came out, in fact, some girls fainted.

"Nakamaru, what do you have to tell me?"

"I… I ovened your tea and made a Failed Dish!"

Kurt fainted on the spot.

I'm sorry… it was stupid. Nakamaru is the player, by the way. I have no clue what her default name is… I might update this if people like it… Sorry about the ooc ness…

(1)- I'll give you a cookie if you know where the adult part came from.