FMA BLOOPERS
CHAPTER 3
BLOOPER 11:
Ed is laying against the pole at laboratory five after facing off with the two brothers in the suit of armor. Ed is now trying to find out information from the older brother, since he has successfully defeated them both.
"OK, what the they plan on doing is-" The metal head on the body abruptly stopped when a long talon went through his seal making him mute forever.
Ed looked in shock at a women with a dark green dress and the face of dark goddess " I'm glad I came in time, or our little secret would've been reveled " she purred.
"Yeah we would want the little fullmetal shr-" Envy fell face forward to the ground "GOT DAMN IT! Who put a this rock in the way?" he yelled.
"Uggh Envy you always ruin everything! God your useless!" yelled Lust.
"That's not what you said last night" attacked Envy.
Lust blushed "SHUT UP! You promise you wouldn't tell!" she screamed.
"Shut up slut!".
"WHAT WAS THAT?".
"You heard me you look like a damn slut!" Envy turns into Lust "ooo look I'm lust my hair always overlaps my face, and my breast are bigger than my damn head!" he moves his hips.
"Gggggr you piece of-".
"I never wear a bra! I always want them to hang out! I'M A WHORE!".
"DAMN IT ALL ENVY!".
"Wait! did I say whore? I meant prostitute!" he screamed.
Lust threw the metal head at Envy.
"Damn! That hurt you bitch!".
"Oooo look I'm Envy I look like a damn hoochie and FAGGOT because I were a miniskirt! But secretly I'm trying to attract Mustang, and if I cant have him I'll take Ed even though he's my HALF- BROTHER!" she teased.
"I'm sorry but I find that faggot comment offensive" Ed butted in.
They both glared at him "MAN UP!"
They continued
"YOU TAKING FROM THE BACK!" Lust screamed
" You little-" Envy attacks Lust.
"Whoa" says Ed
Envy was still in the form of Lust.
"Alright! Cut! Cut!Cut!" yelled the director.
BLOOPER 12:
The military people were standing over the now destroyed sewer where Scar had escaped. "Well I guess we should go in," says Havoc in a sarcastic tone.
Havoc sat there for awhile waiting for a response, but no response. Havoc looks at Roy "Roy that's your-" Havoc was cut off when he saw Roy chewing on something.
" damn this is good" whispers Roy.
" Are you eating a Mc Griddle from McDonalds?".
"So what of it?" says Roy, as he pulls out a cup and started to drink out of it.
"And is that coffee from McDonalds? There's no McDonalds in the 1910's!".
"Man, I didn't eat anything on the way to this set. I'm hungry!".
He kept chewing.
"Excuse me sir?" says Riza.
Roy quickly discards the food on the ground.
"H-hi Riza" Roy was always scared of Riza, on and off the set.
"What is that?" She asked.
"What was what? I didn't see anything!".
"That wrapper on the ground" Riza picked up the discarded product "Roy!".
"Oh no".
"Were you eating this this chicken biscuit?".
"No it was a McGriddle...Crap".
"There is no Mca D's in the 1900s Roy!".
'Thats what I told him!" says Havoc.
"But I was hungry!".
"Well if your going to eat something bring enough for everyone!" she yells.
"Yes ma'am!".
Riza walks away.
"She is a scary women" says Havoc.
"Amen to that!" says Roy, as he starts to take sips from his coffee.
Riza comes back up to Roy and takes his coffee, and walks away again.
"Man she won't let me have anything!"
BLOOPER 13:
Hughes is talking to Winry, giving her words of wisdom at Elysia's birthday party. He picks up Elysia "and one day you will-" Hughes slams Elysia on the ground making her shriek in pain "JESUS CHRIST! Damn you stank! Did you fart on the way up here?" he yelled.
"Don't dare slam my daughter on the ground like that!" screams Gracia.
"Well maybe she didn't smell like horse shit then maybe I wouldn't have slammed her on the ground! She needs to meet my two friends soap and water! There very useful in these predicaments!" He snapped.
"We were in a hurry to get to this set!".
"Well you could've gone through the car wash!"
Winry smelled a weird smell and scoots her chair back.
"SEE? Even she smells it!".
"Whatever! Your such jerk!".
"Thats not what you said three weeks ago!".
"Gasp! You better not talk abou that!".
"Yeah sure lets talk about that!" Hughes bends down to Elysia "Hey Elysia I bet you dodnt know I tapped your mom's ass three weeks ago did'cha!".
"Mommy?".
"Yeah just say your mom is a real freak monkey!".
"Dont talk about that in front of daughter!" she screamed.
"Oh yeah another thing, your child is too damn spoiled she needs-" Hughes pulled off his belt "discipline" he smirked.
At the sign of the belt Elysia dashed.
"Comeback here!" Hughes started to run after her swinging his leather left and right hitting the party goers in the face, even the kids".
"Dont you dare his my child!" yelled Gracia, as she ran after them.
(THE NEXT DAY)
"Hughes, get in here now!" yelled the director.
Hughes walks in "what's up".
"Hughes! What the hell is your problem?".
"What?"
The director slams a folder on the desk "Do you know what this is?" she yelled.
"A really thick folder?"
"These are lawsuits, Hughes!"
"Wow."
" 'WOW' indeed! Forty parents sued us today Hughes! You-you know what? I'm just going to kill you off in one of the episodes!".
"No I'm one of the favorites!"
"I don't care! I'm killing you in one of the future episodes!"
"But!"
"No buts!"
BLOOPER 14:
Fuery is driven one of their vehicles to a case, while Roy, Riza, Breda, and Havoc were sitting in the back, they hit a bump on the road.
"Crap!" yells Fuery.
"What is it Fuery?" ask Roy.
"I lost my glasses" Fuery reaches at the bottom of the vehicle. The car starts to swerve left and right "aagh! I can't find them!".
"Agggh! Fuery find your glasses!" Roy is hanging on the side of the door.
Everybody started to panic and screaming 'Fury you kill me I'll kill you' or 'I don't want to die'.
After a long five minutes of panicking, hitting speed bumps, and running camera's off the streets, Fuery finally found his glasses "ok guys I found them!". The car was about to fall in the water.
" cough cough wheeze" coughs Riza.
Roy was slapping his chest trying to make his heart beat again "dang Fuery!" he seemed to get out.
Breda was on the ground; almost under the seats.
"Are you guys...O MY GOD! HAVOC!" Fury looked in shock as he saw Havoc was bleeding from the side of his head.
"OH MY GOD! I'M SORRY! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!".
"No really it's not" reassured Roy.
"How is it not my fault?" yelled FuEry.
"He shot himself in the head as soon as he found out you lost your glasses. I guess he wanted to be responsible for his own death instead of you being responsible for it. Too bad he doesn't know we lived after all".
BLOOPER 15:
Havoc is sitting there phased after getting dumped by Armstrong's sister.
"He's not moving" whispers Breda.
"Don't worry, I know how to snap him out of it" says Fury goes up to Havoc and pulls out his cigarette.
"What the hell?" Havoc snatches his smoke back "LISTEN! Your ass don't need to be touching my fuckin cigarette! You got that or I'll slap those coke bottle glasses off your damn head!" Havoc goes back to his trance.
"Damn" says Falman.
"That hurt" says Fury.
