the ogami brothers :O!

uriko:ARGGH ARGH!

kenji: did u get the toast out yet

uriko :neh to hard

yugo: hey riko whens the baby posta come

uriko: in 2 weeks

yugo: well ant u supposded to be takeing it easy till then

uriko: u know me im not like that

kenji : on ur ass woman-uriko turns around and slaps kenji-

kenji: awww i was only trying to see if it works

yugo goes up and upercuts him: i thought i thought u manners

kenji taps his shoulder: hehe clone jutsu

yugo:-grabs kenji buy the neck and throws him down-FUCK OFF

some random person : IM CALLING SOCIAL SERVICES ON U

yugo : I think you should call em for you first retard

uriko : I think my water broke

kenji : damn the little... angels are coming (pheww that was a close one)

yugo : to the bat mobile

-they run into some cave and a bunch of bats come after them-

kenji: for fuck sakes yugo for the bat cave did you just fill bats in it

yugo:... maybe...

-they finaly get out side and yugo starts the convertable and drives until he gets to Mc.sticks-

yugo: yeah I would like 1 big stick and uhhh a large fry..-turns to kenji and uriko- you guys want anything?

kenji: for god sakes shes having the baby!

yugo : oh yeah and a lil' stick meal

uriko:...

-they finaly get to the hospital and uriko fines out that she has 2 kids-

uriko : looks at them both ill call you zukoshi (zukoshi has black eyes and is a little bit bigger then the other one)and ill call you ...

kenji : heyyy this ones for me I wanna call him bakuryu after my only master (bakuryu was a spitting clone of kenji)

uriko: well fine have it your way

kenji: damn staight you hag

jago: yeaaah damn staigh...-yugo grabs them both and throws them through the wall-

yugo: you boys better treat woman with more respect

kenji: what are these thing you call woman -yugo kicks him in the ribs-

yugo: time to go to tolerance camp -takes kenji to tolerance camp-

-1 min. later kenji returns-

yugo: I thought I sent you to tolerance camp

kenji: they kicked me out for being to intolerant

yugo: whats tolerance anyway

kenji: its ... I forget lol
-they all laugh-

(14 years later its a sunny day out bakuryu and zukoshi sit outside training zukoshi winning of course (zukoshi has black hair and is wear worn out jeans and a black t-shirt bakuryu has brown hair and is wearing kenjis old cloths from the day yugo saved him)

zukoshi: hmm bakuryu your pathetic you'll never amount to anything

bakuryu : well I can try -he jumps up and goes for a jab but zukoshi just simply moves and knees bakuryu in the stomach bakuryu falls to the ground and zukoshi knocks him out -

zukoshi looks at his brother in great victory he actually liked hurting him

kenji watched and say the way zukoshi look at his brother he knew something could and would happen

yugo : -pops out- so zukoshi how did it feel

zukoshi: huh

yugo: to hurt your brother

zukoshi:...

yugo: thats what I thought zukoshi your are the evil twin you can change things but you have to try

zukoshi : im zukoshi the great worrior I dont need to try

yugo: you think what you want but you know your faith -he walks away-

bakuryu: huh what did yugo say

zukoshi : -stares at him- nothing important

bakuryu: why cant I be as strong as you?

zukoshi : cuz your like our bastard father kenji

bakuryu : HEY DONT MAKE FUN OF DAD

zukoshi: his just a fool like you

bakuryu:-looks down in shame and walks away-

zukoshi:...I can take care of my self! -he runs away-

end of chaper1...