Here we go with more off the wall weirdness in the village of Konoha...

The sunlight splintered as it passed through the blinds of Naruto's room. The light beamed on his eyes and warmed his face. He felt a pressure of something on him.

"Ahh..." The awaking ninja yawned. He looked down and he was face to face (Or should we say...face to crotch) with Hinata's panties. Naruto's eye's widen as his jaw drops. Blood leaks from his nose. "WWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" He pulls himself out from under Hinata's body but falls out of bed landing on his head.

Hinata stirs and looks at Naruto with a blush. "Did I awake you Naruto...?" She said shyingly.

"No..." Naruto replied while pinching his nose, trying to stop the blood. "I knew I shouldn't have let her stay over here. I even offered her to sleep in the same bed as me...Even when I told her to sleep opposite from one another, somehow this happens to me!" He thought to himself.

Hinata yawns and streatches. She looks down with a blush. "Thank you for letting me stay here for the night..." She said quietly.

"No problem!" Naruto said as he jumped up. "I'm going to take a shower."

Hinata's face turned red at the thought of Naruto in the shower. "O...Okay..."

Naruto sqinted his eyes and looked at Hinata. "Something wrong?" He asked.

Hinata looked up at him and shook the thoughts from her head. "No!"

Naruto shrugs and turns heading towards the bathroom.

"I'll make some breakfast." Hinata called out to Naruto, who just walks into the bathroom as if he didn't hear her. She looks down and then gets out of the bed. She walks to his kitchen area and starts to cook.

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Ino opens her eyes to the blinding light of the sun in Sasuke's room. Her eyes focus and Sasuke is on top of her with his hand gently touching her cheek.

"Sasuke..." Ino softly said. Her heart jumped as he looked into her eyes. This was the moment she was waiting for! Her eyes glazed over as she reached up and touched his face. Her hand moved to the back of his head and she pulled him down and kissed him. Her tonge meeting his with passion.

POOF!

Akamaru pulls his tonge out of Ino's mouth and barks happily at her while standing on her chest.

The realization dawns apon Ino that she just made out with a dog and her face blanks out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino screams and jumps up spitting everywhere. "AHHHH! I CAN'T BELIVE I KISSED A DOG!"

Akamaru lands gracefully on the ground.

Kiba rolls on the ground holding his ribs laughing. "HAHAHAHAHA! Good boy Akamaru!"

"Arf! Rrrarf!" Akamaru barked with enjoyment at the prank him and his master pulled.

"I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!" Ino shook her fist at them.

"What's all the nosie about" Sakura said as she awoke from a love seat.

"I think Ino has a thing for dogs now!" Kiba said while laughing.

"KIBA!" Ino screamed as she prepared herself to wail on him.

Just at that moment, Sasuke walked out of the bathroom with only his boxers on. He smelled fresh from his shower.

Ino and Sakura look at him and drool.

Sasuke walked past them and to his closet to put his clothes on.

"So what's the plan for today?" Kiba said to Sasuke.

Sasuke pulled out a pair of cargo pants and started to put them on. "I heard Shikamaru is having a party tonight since his mom is out of town." He replied.

Kiba looked puzzled. "What about his dad?" He asked.

"His dad is going out tonight to get plastered." Ino said, as if were common to her.

Sakura looked at Ino. "But won't he be back later?"

"One..." Ino put up her index finger to Sakura. "Shikamaru's dad doesn't care even if we have a party, and Two...'' Ino put up her middle finger with her index. "When Shikamaru's dad goes out and gets plastered. He ends up sleeping over my house with my dad."

"Ohhh..." Sakura replied as she understood.

"So..." Kiba said with a grin. "Will there be...party treats?"

Sasuke put on a black shirt and pulled his head through the top of it. "If you mean booze. Then yes." Sasuke replied without care of the matter. "Everyone knows that Shikaru drinks big and has a stash in his house."

Kiba's grin widens. "Sweet..."