Kakashi: (reading his 'Make Out Paradise' Hentai, while sitting in a chair) Hmm...

Iruka: Psssst! (He whispers quietly) Kakashi...

Kakashi: Huh? (looks at him)

Iruka: We're on...

Kakashi: (looks at the camra) Oh! (puts the book down and his visible eye arches showing that he's smiling) Yo! (puts his hand up) And welcome back to the Naruto Fanfic, Days In The Hidden Leaf Village.

(Blonde hair peeks up over the table that Kakashi is sitting at, as a hand grabs the book and slowly slides it toward the hair)

Kakashi: (looks at the book and back at the camra with a smile) Heh...(shoves Naruto's head down)

Naruto: WHAA!

Kakashi: And now...

POOF!

Sexy Naruto: (leans over the table and winks at the camra) Back to Days In The Hidden Leaf Village...(blows a kiss)

(Everyone in the stage area looks and gets a nose bleed)

Iruka: NARUTO! I'M GONNA GET FIRED! (his nose plugged up with cotton balls)

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The sunlight brightens the semi-crowded streets of Konoha. Neji slowly makes his way Tenten's house. He walks up to the door and knocks. Shikamaru opens up the door...

"Yo." Shikamaru says with one hand in his pocket. "Tenten is in the shower." He moves to the side letting Neji enter the house.

"In the shower eh?" Neji replied with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah...she'll probably take about 2 hours to get ready, as all troublesome girls do." Shikamaru closes the door and walks past Neji. He plops himself down on the couch and looks at the TV. It's a program about nature.

"Always enjoying the boring times, aren't you Shikamaru?" Neji commented as he took a his seat next to Shikamaru on the couch.

Shikamaru lets out a sigh. "Boring times are the best times." He looks at Neji. "Can't you see through doors and objects with the Byakugan?"

Neji grins. "I already know what you're getting at and I do it all the time." He looks toward the bathroom. "Byakugan!" He peers into the bathroom and sees Tenten getting undressed. A smile creeps on his face. "I love this Jutsu..."

POOF!

Tenten's image in the bathroom turns into Shikamaru looking at Neji with his tonge out and his finger pulling down the bottom of his eye.

"What the...!" Neji says in confusion. "Then Tenten...!"

POOF!

Tenten swings and connects with a hammer to Neji's head. "YOU PERVERT!"

Neji flies across the room into the wall with a comedy lump on his head and his eyes swirl. "Whhaaaa..."

Shikamaru steps out of the bathroom with his hands in his pockets. "Told you it was true Tenten."

Neji jumps to his feet. "You set me up Shikamaru!"

Shikamaru smirks. "Why not make the boring day an interesting one?"

"Shame on you Neji!" Tenten scolded Neji. "For using your family's technique for such immature purposes!"

Neji shrugs. "Three fourths of the people that want our technique are perverts." He walks back over and sits on the couch. "You should see Jiraiya beg my uncle to teach him the technique..."

(In the past...)

Jiraiya on his knees begging. "Hiashi! I beg of you! TEACH ME THE BYAKUGAN!"

Hiashi raises a brow at the sight. "For your so called 'research'? Never.."

Jíraiya grabs onto Hiashi's leg and hugs it with tears in his eyes. "YOU MUST!"

Hiashi tries to shake him off. "I...Said...No!"

Neji, Hinata, and Hanabi look on with sweat drops on their heads.

(Present...)

Shikamaru shrugs his shoulders and sighs. "That Jiraiya is so troublesome at times..."

"So you are having a party tonight Shikamaru?" Tenten asked as she looked at him.

"Yeah...plus my dad told me he has a stash of Sake somewhere..." He looks out of the window to the blue sky. "But he said I have to find it..." He looks to Neji. "That's why it would help if you came to the party. The Byakugan would help a bunch."

"From peeping tom to Sake finder." Neji shrugs with a smile. "Sure! Why not?"

"Alright then." Shikamaru looked between Tenten and Neji. "The party is at sunset. Let everyone that is a New Chunin know about it. The last thing we need it to get busted, piss drunk by any Jonin's. Alright?"

Neji and Tenten nod.