Sasuke: (looking down under the table he's sitting at) Come on Saukra...just stick it in there...
Saukra: (under the table) It doesn't go there! Let me try this...
Sasuke: Don't use your teeth!
Saukra: Sorry!
Sasuke: Just make it work ok? (leans back in his chair with his hands cuffed behind his head) Ahhh...
(The stage crew stares at them in disbelief)
Sasuke: (Looks at them) ...What?
Iruka: S-Sasuke...what is Saukra...doing? (sweating)
Sasuke: She's trying to...
Saukra: It's so hard! Ahhh!
Sasuke: Here, let me. (reaches under the table)
Saukra: See! It won't come!
Iruka!!! (nose bleed)
Sasuke: That's because...You grab it like this...
Saukra: Ohhh...
Sasuke: And pull it like this...and...
Iruka: SASUKE! YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE DOING! ARE YOU?
Sasuke: (looks up to him in confusion) ? What? (taps his mic and it feedsback)
Sakura: (stands up from under the table) He had to get the mic on.
Iruka: ...(sighs deeply and hunches over) Ahh...This job isn't as easy as I thought it would be...
Sasuke: (looks to the camra) Welcome back to Days In The Hidden Leaf Village.
Sakura: (sits down) When we last left off...Shikamaru told Neji and Tenten about his party. There job is to let everyone know but the Jonins.
Sasuke: So let's get back to Days In The Hidden Leaf Village.
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Noon is apon the village. The streets are crowded and busy. The town seems full of life from the rooftop of a distant building where Shino stands with Gaara, Temari and Kankuro.
Shino lifts his finger to let one of his bugs land on it. "Hmm...Party tonight at sunset. Shikamaru's house." He said with a monotone voice.
"Ahhh...Shikamaru..." Temari thought to herself as she daydreamed about him.
Kankuro looked to Gaara who is staring down at the village. "Hell...I'm up for a party. Are you Gaara?"
Gaara shot a evil look at Kankuro. "Are you an idiot Kankuro...?"
"N-n-no!" He responded with fear. "I..."
"Do you think I just carry sand in this gourd?" He said cutting Kankuro off. "I'm the number one ninja..." He looks back at the Village. "...When it comes to beer bonging."
Shino looked at Gaara. "Beer bonging eh?"
Gaara turned his gaze to Shino. "You think you can beat me?" A evil grin crept on his face.
"I'm not that big of a drinker..." Shino reaches in his pouch and pulls out a bag of weed. "They don't call it the village of leaf for nothing..."
Gaara smirked. "I knew there was something strange about the people...I just couldn't put my finger on it."
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(In the studio.)
Iruka: WAIT! LIQUER AND MARIJUANA? IN NO WAY DID THE NARUTO SERIES EVER SHOW ANY SUCH THING!
Sakura: Actually...if you can remember...Jiraiya loves sake.
Iruka: ...(nods) True...
Sakura: And what do you think he was smoking...when he looked up to the clouds and saw images of women?
Iruka: ...THAT WAS HIS IMAGINATION!
Sakura: As a medical expert...I say it was Herb.
Iruka: ...AHHHH! (Pulling his hair out)
Sakura: Back to the show!
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Naruto puts his tooth brush in his mouth and began to brush. "This morning was totally strange." Naruto thought to himself. "Having to wake up and see Hinta's panties." His eyes squinted. "Or I told her to wear my boxers over her panties! Geez! I mean, I don't want to wake up to light purple panties!" He looked down to the side at the floor. "...but I did like the puppy dogs on them...'' He crossed his arms and shook his head with the brush in his mouth. "What are you thinking Naruto! They are Hinta's panties! Not Sakura's!'' A light smile appeared on his face as he tilted his head back to look at the ceiling. "...But they smelled really good..." He snaped up and shook his head again, trying to shake the thoughts. "AHH! Forget it!" He grabed the tooth brush again and scrubed his teeth harder.
2 minutes later, Naruto steps out of his bath room and around the corner to see Hinta bent over the table, she's trying to clean off the little bit of dried ramen on the far edge of the table. Naruto's facial expression drops and his nose bleed quickly leaks down his face. He falls back hitting the floor hard. Hinta turns around to see Naruto.
"Naruto-kun...? Oh..." He cheeks blush. "He must have saw me bending over the table...He almost saw...me..." She shyfully thought to herself.
Naruto snaps up into a indian style position on the floor with cotton up his nostails. "Hinta...you can get dressed now..."
"O-ok..." She walked to her bag and grabbed her clothes. Then got in the bathroom for a shower.
Naruto stood up. "The panties won't stop...will they?" He thought to himself as he ate the bowl of her special breakfest Ramen. He smelt the sweet smell of it. A smell that he had never smelt before... "Wow...this smells really good!" He sat down at his table and split his chop sticks. "Itadakimasu!" He took a slurp of some of it. "..." He looked down. His eyes glazed over as the flavor tingled his tastebuds. "This...is some of thee best Ramen...ever..." He began to scarf it down. "Well...I don't mind the panties in my face if I can have this every morning!"
