In Tsundae's office...
Iruka: What!
Tsundae: You heard me...you're fired.
Iruka: B-b-but the sex, drugs and booze wasn't my idea! And Naruto just did his sexy-jutsu on his own! And...
Tsundae: (cutting him off) That's not the problem...look here...(pulls out view charts) The Story is getting great views. (Pulls out the review charts) But on the other hand...no one is leaving reviews. So I took it upon myself to re-appoint a new director.
POOF!
Kakashi: (appears standing next to Iruka) Yo.
Iruka: O.O
Kakashi: (looks at Iruka) Something wrong?
Tsundae: Kakashi, I have a mission for you. (gives him some papers) Your orders are to run the Days In The Hidden Leaf Village story.
Kakashi: (takes the papers and looks over them) Hmmm...alright.
Tsundae: Good. Iruka, you can work on the crew.
Iruka: (slumps over in defeat) Yes Ma'am...(turns around and walks out)
Kakashi: (disappears in a cloud of smoke)
Tsundae: (smirks) Now back to Days In The Hidden Leaf Village!
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The day passes by slowly, but the word of Shikamaru's party flies around the town silently among the Chuunin. The sky turns a light orange as the sun begins to set on the village. People start to do head home for dinner as alot of Jonin ninja's head out to party the night away unaware of the Chuunin party that is about to start.
Shikamaru is in his house and he is setting up the food with Choji.
"Oi, Choji...don't eat all the food before the party...'' He said as he placed a bowl of chips on a table.
"I brought my own snacks!" Choji replied happily as he munched down on his chips.
Shikamaru let out a deep sigh showing his annoyance to the fact that he can't find his dads stash of Booze. "Geez pops...why did you have to leave me a troublesome riddle to find your stash..." He thought to himself.
The doorbell rings.
Shikamaru looks toward the door. "Looks like the first ones have arrived..." He thought to himself as he walked to the door. Slid the door open to see Neji and Tenten standing there. "Perfect! You guys made it"
"Wouldn't miss it for the world!" Tenten said with excitement as she walked in behind Neji.
"So when do we start searching for the...treats?" Neji asked as he looked at Shikamaru.
"We start looking now. Before anyone else arrives." Shikamaru answered as he looks around the living room.
"Alright then." Neji said with a smirk. "Byakugan!" He looks through out the house and sees nothing that resembles booze. He stops his jutsu. "Are you sure your dad didn't lie to you?"
"My dad means it when he says he's got a stash..." Shikamaru replied with confidence. "It's somewhere around here."
"I don't see anything that looks like sake."
Shikamaru let out a deep sigh. "Maybe pops drank it all and forgot that he did..." He thought to himself as he shook his head.
"Hey Shikamaru!" Choji yelled out from the kitchen. "I didn't know you guys had a basement!"
Shikamaru looks toward the kitchen. "What are you talking about Choji? We don't have a basement." He replied as he walked toward the kitchen.
"Um...yes you do!" Choji argued.
"Choji, look...I..." He stops as he walks in and Choji has a hatch on the floor open, reveling a passage way under the house. "...Do have a basement..." He said slowly, trying to think. "When the hell did we get a basement?" He said with confusion in his voice.
"It's your house, not mine!" Choji replied.
Neji and Tenten walked into the kitchen and looked at the passageway.
"I don't understand why my Byakugan didn't pick this up." Neji said in confusion.
Tenten looked at Neji. "Well use it to see what's down there now."
"Byakugan!" Neji activates his jutsu and peers down into the passage but can't see anything. "...Damn! I can't see anything! It's like something is blocking my view.''
Shikamaru rubs his chin and thinks to himself. "Hmmm..."
Choji looks at him. "What should we do Shikamaru?"
"I think we should venture down into the passage way." He replied as he checked the ladder that leads down to see if it's steady. He looks back up at everyone. "Anyone wanna go first?"
Everyone remains quiet.
"If you go first, then I'll go second." Tenten answered with hesitation.
Shikamaru looked at her and then down at the skirt she is wearing, then back up at her. "...OK!" He said with a smirk, as he proceeded to get on the ladder.
Tenten thinks to herself and sighs knowing that she made a mistake saying that.
Else where in the village, in Kurenai's house. Asuma, Shizune, Kurenai, Anko, Genma, Kakashi, Tsundae, and Aoba play strip Cho-Han.
"Alright!" Asuma shouted after taking another shot of sake. "Shizune's turn!"
Shizune nods after taking a sip of her sake.
Asuma throws the dice in the cup and swings it left and right twice, then slams it down on the floor. He looks up at Shizune. "Cho?...Or Han?"
"Hmmm..." Shizune pondered to herself. "...Han!"
Asuma lifts the cup and the dice are a 2 and 6. "Cho! HA!"
"Ahh..." Shizune slapped her forehead.
Genma looks to Shizune. "Come on...give up some clothing."
"I'm getting there! Ahh...geez..." She replies as she takes off her socks.
"You're no fun Shizune" Tsundae said as she took her shot of sake.
"Are you trying to see me naked Tsundae-sama!" He replied.
Tsundae shot a glance at her. "Maybe..."
Everyone laughs.
Anko takes the dice and cup. "Alright! Aoba! You're up!"
"Let's do this!" Aoba pumping himself up.
Anko throws the dice into the cup and follows the same pattern at Asuma. She slams the cup down and looks up to Aoba. "Cho? ...Or Han?"
Aoba smirks. "Cho baby!"
Anko lifts the cup to see the dice. 2 and 4. "Damn!"
Aoba throws his arms into the air. "Yeah!" He cheers as he drinks some sake.
Kakashi grabs the cup and dice. "Tsundae-sama." He looks up at her as she looks at him. "You ready?"
Tsundae smirks. "I'll be the only one with clothes on by the end of this game."
Genma snickers. "With your luck Tsundae-sama, you'll be the first one butt naked and out of the game."
Tsundae looks at him with confidence in her eyes. "We'll see about that!" She looks back to Kakashi. "Let's do this!"
Kakashi nods and throws the dice in the cup. He follows the patterns and slams the cup down, then looks up at Tsundae.
"...Cho!" She yells with her fist in the air.
Kakashi pulls the cup up...it's a 6 and 5. "Ooooo..."
Tsundae's eyes grow wide. "Shit!"
"Off with the top Tsundae...if you're not scared!" Kurenai called out.
Tsundae blushes some. "Ahh...I'm not scared!" She pulls her shirt over her head and throws it into Asuma's face. Her huge perfect breasts protrude outward.
Genma stares with his eyes wide open. "W-w-w-wow..."
Tsundae looks at him. "Don't look too hard Genma...you may never see again." She growled at him.
Genma snaps his head up and looks at her. "S-sorry Tsundae-sama!"
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Kakashi: And that's another chapter completed. I hope you liked it and please for the sake of my job, leave a review.
Iruka: (off screen) DON'T LEAVE A REVIEW!
Sexy Naruto: (appears behind Kakashi and kisses at the camera) Please leave Kakashi a review...(puts a finger in her mouth and puts on puppy dog eyes) Please...
Iruka: (nose bleed) ...ah...(falls back)...
Kakashi: (his visible eye arches as he smiles and waves) Til next time. Sayonara!
