Iruka: W-W-W-W-W-WHAT!

Tsundae: Iruka...you really need to relax.

Iruka: No! I can't believe it! I won't be lieve it!

Tsundae: Believe it. Kakashi got a review for the story.

Iruka: ...I want to see it!

Tsundae: (sighs) Here...(gives him the review paper)

Iruka: (reading) ...RAW19...We The People...You'd best believe we like this...At least I do...I find it pretty funny...Update soon? (looks at Tsundae) This guy is smoking something strange! It would have been my review if you didn't fire me!

Tsundae: But...you are fired, so that means it's not yours. (snatches the paper out of his hands) And how dare you make the accusation of a reviewer smoking on something!

Iruka: This is some grade 'A' bullshit!

Tsundae: Iruka, you better calm down before I check you into the Shinobi Stress Rehab Center.

Iruka: SSRC! You wouldn't!

Tsundae: You are showing signs of stress over your demotion. I think it's affecting your working abilities and your way to work with others...

Iruka: Please...Tsundae...Don't...

Tsundae: Then accept that the review is not yours and get your ass back to the set!

Iruka: (hunches over in defeat) Yes Tsundae-sama...(walks out slowly and makes his way outside) Ahh...(looks to the sky) Why...

(A crow flies over head)

Crow: Welcome back to Days In The Hidden Leaf Village! (it echos)

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Shikamaru jumps off the ladder and lands on his feet. He looks around and it's nothing but trees dimly lit by an unknown light source.

"An underground forest?" He asked in confusion. "Why the hell would I have a forest under my house?" He thought to himself as Tenten landed next to him and landing behind her was Neji.

"Shikamaru!" Choji's voice echoed down on them from above. "I'm going to let the guests in when they come!"

"Hai! Just don't eat all the food!" He yelled back.

"Byakugan!" Neji shouted as his jutsu activated. He tries to scan the area, but something is blocking his vision. "Damnit!"

Tenten and Shikamaru looked at him.

"Something is blocking my Byakugan...I can't see even 2 feet ahead of me." Neji withdrew his jutsu with frustration.

"Great!" Tenten said with loads of sarcasm in her voice. "Now how are we suppose to get the sake for the party?"

Shikamaru pondered to himself. He looks at Tenten and Neji. "Looks like we have to search."

"We don't know how deep this forest is." Neji replied.

"We should stick together and search. I don't even know these woods, so it would be safe to stay in a group.'' Shikamaru ordered.

Tenten and Neji nod in agreement.

Shikamaru sighs deeply in irritation. "Damnit pops...you leave a riddel and now I have to search some unknown woods to find some sake? This better be the best damn sake I have ever drank and there better be enough of it.'' He thought to himself as he looks to Neji and Tenten. "Alright, let's go."

They take to the trees at a high rate of speed.

Shikamaru heads toward the source of the light in the dimly lit woods.

In Kurenai's house, the strip game of Cho-Han is getting very interesting.

Tsundae, who has been stripped down to her thong, slams the cup down and looks up at Kakashi.

Kakashi rubs his chin. "Hmmm...Cho." He says finally.

Tsundae lifts the cup and it shows a 5 and 4. "Han!"

"Yea!" Shizune cries out in joy. Her speech is kind of slurd. "Let's see that sexy body, Kakashi..." She blushes.

Kakashi smirks. "Well, if you want to..." He replies as he removes his jacket to revel the tight turtle neck he has on.

Anko does a sexy whistle at the sight. "Wow..."

Aoba grabs the cup and dice. "Anko! Time to lose some clothing!" He shouts.

Anko smirks at the remark. "I doubt that!" She drinks some of her sake. "Ahhh...Bring it on!"

"Here we go!" He throws the dice into the cup and swings it around, then slams it down on the ground. "Heh..." He looks up to Anko with a smirk.

Anko, who is down to her pants, shirt and bra, thinks to herself. "Hmmmm..." She rubbed her chin. "Han!"

Aoba pulls up the cup reveling a 1 and 1. "Oooo...burn. STRIP!"

Anko throws her head back and sighs deeply. "Damnit..." She slowly takes off her pants. "Don't look so hard boys..." She bent over and slid them down to the floor reveling her thong.

"...Whoa..." Genma's jaw dropped to the floor at the sight.

"Nice ass Anko!" Kurenai says in her semi-drunken state. She slaps Anko's ass. "Ooooo!"

Anko let's out a playful, but sexy moan. "Ooo...Kurenai..."

They giggle.

Kakashi and Genma look at each other.

"We have to do this more often." Genma said to Kakashi.

Kakashi's visible eye arched with a smile under his mask. "Yes we do."

Shikamaru, Tenten and Neji move closer toward the light in the forest.

"It's getting brighter..." Shikamaru thought to himself as he leapt off a branch. "I only hope we find something..."

They land in a clearing, and see the source of the light.

Tenten looked at the light. "It's a light tag."

"Look!" Neji shouted as he pointed to two creates sitting near the light. "That must be the sake!" Neji takes a step forward, but is stopped by Shikamaru's arm. Neji looks at him in confusion. "What?"

Shikamaru looks around with caution. "It might be a trap..."

"Good observation!" A voice yelled.

Tenten and Neji try to look behind them, but the are shoved away by Shikamaru. Shikamaru back flips into the air dodging the antlers of a huge deer. The buck comes to a skidding halt and turns as Shikamaru lands on the ground.

"W-w-w-what is that!" Tenten cried out.

"It's a buck..." Neji replied in amazement.

"It's not just any buck Neji..." Shikamaru said with his eyes locked on the buck. "It's Shikakami..."

The buck lifted it's head to Shikamaru. "I'm glad to see that you remembered me." He snorted.

"It's been awhile..."

"Wait!" Tenten interjected. "You two know each other!"

"It's my fathers summoning animal." Shikamaru replied, still looking at Shikakami.

"I see that you have grown, Shikamaru." Shikakami said as he peered at Shikamaru. "As you can see this is a test your father has given you."

Shikamaru sneered. "How troublesome..." He thought to himself.

"You want the sake? Then you have to beat me." He snorted once more.

Neji and Tenten jumped up and rushed to the side of Shikamaru.

"Get ready..." Shikakami bent his head down to ready himself to attack.

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Iruka: (sitting outside of the Hokage office with his head down) Ahh...

Kakashi: (walks up) Yo. (he waves)

Iruka: (looks up at him) Hey...

Kakashi: Why the long face Iruka?

Iruka: You took my job Kakashi...

Kakashi: Oh yea...(scratches the back of his head) sorry about that.

Iruka: Yea right...So what are you here for?

Kakashi: Tsundae-sama called me in to congratulate me on two more reviews the story got.

Iruka: WHAAAAA? (jaw drop)

Kakashi: (hands him the papers)

Iruka: (snatches them and reads) kO.xG! ...One Word...HILARIOUS? NO WAY!

Kakashi: Way...and the other guy Renegade Assassin said he had to leave a review because the story is funny.

Iruka: So that means...(looks at Kakashi and starts to whimper)

Kakashi: (his visible eye arches showing that he has a smile) Yep! I get to keep my job as director.

Iruka: (looks up to the sky) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Crow: (flies over head) Idiot! Idiot! (it echos)