I also don't own any of the future characters that will appear!
Bobobobobobobo!
The Big 3 Anime Killers!
Chapter 1: The aggravating awesome arcade fight!
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Bobobo: "All right! before we start here is a message from the narrator!"
Narrator: "Hello and welcome to an exciting read of Bobobo, I'm not sure why but Bobobo got to speak first, I mean doesn't the narrator do that first? Well anyway it seems Bobobo and the gang are enjoying a nice time at an arcade and..."
Bobobo: "RAAAA! I want to play now!"
"Pow!" Bo punches the narrator. The arcade is booming with people wasting there lives on entertainment.
While Bo plays an addictive video game...
Bobobo: "Yeah! Get him! Hahahhaha this is way fun!"
While playing the arcade game, Poppa rocks walks up to him with a casual looking face.
Poppa Rocks: "Hey Bo, gimme some tokens will ya?"
Suddenly Bo stops and doesn't make a move. He speaks in a deep voice...
Bobobo: "You...want...tokens?"
"WHACK!" Bo kicks Rocks into the change machine!
Bobobo: "No way! These tokens are mine!"
Rocks laid on top of the change machine knocked out and bruised. Meanwhile Gasser and Beauty are playing air hockey.
Beauty: "Aw, I lost again..."
Gasser: "Just keep trying" Gasser said while smiling.
?-"Hehehe, I'll challenge you."
Gasser: "Sure". Gasser said with a grin on his face.
"Wahahaahah! Mr. Bobobo what are you doing wearing a hockey uniform?"
Beauty: "We aren't playing ice hockey you know!"
Bobobo: "Oh! If we are playing air hockey then i'm prepared" Bobobo pushed a button on his uniform, causing huge wings coming out of his back!"
Beauty and Gasser: "waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Suddenly! A bomb falls on Bo and explodes!
Beauty and Gasser: "What happened!"
An unknown person walks up to Beauty and Gasser and speaks with a squeaky voice.
Goku- "Heh! The names Goku and I'm one of the 3 Big Anime Killers!"
Gasser: "Goku!"
Bobobo: "I see, but who are the Anime Killers?"
Goku: "So you're alive. well you see, the Anime Killers are a group of anime characters that destroy countless anime.
So they sent me to kill you!"
Bobobo: "Fool! This is a reality show not an anime!"
Goku: "Hmmmm!" Goku turns back and reads a T.V. Guide.
Goku: "This is an anime! Now prepare to fight!" Goku said while raising his fists."
Bobobo: "Fine!"
Beauty: "Good luck Bobobo!"
Gasser: "You'll totally whoop him Mr. Bobobo!"
Goku: "Now die! Kaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Bobobo:" Hmm that long line on top of what i'm saying is suspicous..".
Goku: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa..."
Bobobo runs back to the video game he played earlier.
Beauty: "Where the heck is he going?"
Bobobo: "Play play play play!"
Goku: " meeeeeeeeayahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Goku unleashes his famous kameameah and obliterates everything in it's path.
But Bo and the arcade machine is still standing!
Gasser: "All right!"
Beauty: "How did he dodge that!"
Goku: "Waoh...I missed..."
Beauty: "You missed?"
Goku starts running at high speed toward Bobobo.
Goku: "Now you die!"
Bobobo: "grrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Goku:" huh?"
Bobobo suddenly lifts up the arcade machine and throws it right behind him at Goku!
"WHAM" it hits goku!
Bobobo: "I didn't get the high score!" Bo suddenly falls on his knees and cries.
Goku: "Heres my chance!"
Goku: "Otaku, not following the original plot of Dragon ball Z blast!"
Another beam attacks Bo, but its the same thing as his Kameah attack.
Beauty: "Thats the same attack though!"
Bobobo lies on the ground bruised and injured.
Bobobo: "Thats...not even...part of DBZ..."
Goku: "Heheh! Got you!"
Gasser: "No Mr. Bobobo!"
Beauty: "Oh No!"
Goku notices something and turns his head to the left and sees...Poppa Rocks!
Goku: "Heh? Are you a sun or something? No matter your friend is injured and can't fight!"
Beauty and Gasser: "Poppa rocks!"
Poppa Rocks: "Heh! Too bad cause you've been fighting the wrong enemy!"
Goku: "What!"
Poppa Rocks: "You see...I'm the main character!"
Goku:"...So annoying" Goku said with an annoyed looking face.
Goku turns back his attention to Bobobo.
Poppa Rocks: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Im the Main character!"
Poppa Rocks suddenly turns to Piccilo!
Poppa Rocks(Piccilo appearence): "Hey Goku"
Goku turns his head.
Goku: "Yeah?"
Poppa Rocks: "Wanna eat some broccoli?" Asks Rocks while twirling broccoli.
Gasser and Beauty: "Waaaaaaaah? Another famous character cameo?"
Goku: "Thats not funny!"
Goku uses a Ki blast and blasts Poppa Rocks.
Goku: "Now to kill Bobobo."
Goku becomes suddenly shocked because Bobobo is gone!
Goku: "Where is he?"
Bobobo: "Why, Right here."
Gasser, Beauty, and Goku: He's dressed at Vegeta!
Bobobo: "Now Goku, let me show you that your anime is old now but not forgotten"
"Anime will teach you that it is time to move on with new anime!"
Goku: "What?"
Bobobo:" Super Fist of the Nose Hair: The Official Handbook of all that is anime!"
Goku, now bruised from Bobobo's attack fell back to the floor deafeted.
Beauty: "Yeah! You did it Bobobo!"
Gasser: "All Right!"
Poppa Rocks starts walking toward Goku and puts his right foot on top of his back.
Poppa Rocks: "Heh he was easy, no need for applauds"
Gasser Beauty, and Bobobo say nothing...
Jelly Jiggler: "Hey guys I'm back from the bookstore!."
Bobobo: "Jelly why are you here so late?"
Jelly Jiggler: "Well you see..."
Bobobo: "Wrong answer!"
"WHACK" Bobobo kicks Jelly through the ceiling and into the sky!
Beauty: You kicked him real far!
Bobobo: "Heh! Well anyway that means there are 2 more Anime Killers to go, now c'mon lets get going!"
Beatuy, Gasser and Poppa Rocks: " Right!"
Gasser: "Wait, what about Jiggler?"
Bobobo: "I don't care." Says Bobobo while picking his nose.
So the group starts leaving the arcade and on to thier next adventure!
Narrator: "Hmph! Don't you think it's unfair that im hardly in the story?
I just got payed less now by the producers, it isn't funny. Well maybe the next story,
I'll get more spotlight. Anyway here is a look at what happened to Jelly..."
Jelly falls at full speed into a pond.
Jelly Jiggler: "Hopefully ill get to be in chapter 2..." he says with a saddened voice.
Narrator: "What? You want to know what Jelly was doing at the bookstore? Ok then look below!
(Hey i actually got another line this time.)"
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Jelly is searching for books on food. A man comes by and asks him a question.
Goku: "Hey there, have you seen this guy?" Goku asks while pointing at a picture of Bobobo in his hand.
Jelly Jiggler: "hmmmmmm...Why yes I have! He is at the arcade across here!"
Goku: "Thanks!"
After that Jelly and Goku had some coffee and talked for a little bit.
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Yo! Catch the next chapter coming soon!
