Author's Note: I know what you're thinking, well okay not all of you but I'd bet there is at least one of you out there who are saying, " look! She FINALLY updated!" Yeah so I'm a slacker, so what? Lol just kidding I'm just really struggling with getting myself motivated to write anything right now I don't know why. Oh well, whatever. (shrugs)

Disclaimer: I own… all of the nameless phangirls in this chapter unless any of you want to claim yourselves, which is totally understandable.

"Look there's Sir Percy!" One of many girls gathered in a closely guarded group called out. "We love you Sir Percy!" The rest of the group chorused their concurrence.

"Not as much as Erik!" Shouted another quickly, to the mumbled agreement of the assembly. "But we're going to miss you!"

"Alas how I hate to make you cry but go I must, farewell fair ladies!" Sir Percy called out gaily to the crowd of phangirls currently secured behind barbwire fencing as he headed towards the airport building to await the plane that was even now screeching its cacophonous way across the runway towards him.

"I wonder who they got to replace him?" Wondered one girl out loud.

"Hopefully somebody cute!" Squeed another.

"Nobody is cuter than Erik!" A voice from the back shouted.

"Erik is more than cute, he's sexy!" Argued back one of the girls. Several loud sighs confirmed her assessment. "Nobody is as sexy as he is!" Much more dramatic sighing ensued.

"Well then lets just hope they found somebody just as good looking as Sir Percy then." One of the softer-spoken girls interrupted.

"It doesn't matter who they found," Declared one of the older girls, "Erik is the only one I will ever love." The many stone faced armed guards standing watch swayed gently in the breeze created by all the sighing this latest comment provoked.

"Yeah but we're going to have to look at whomever they got and this island doesn't need any more Mr. Hyde's running around." Piped up a girl in the back after several moments were spent daydreaming about Erik.

"True, but you can't have one without the other and the Doctor is kind of cute." Outraged silence resulted. "Well he is!"

No one could respond to the last claim for the roaring engines of the plane cut off any further communication. As the propellers had finally dwindled to a stop and the natural quasi silence of the island returned, the group simply stood and watched and waited, eager to see who was to emerge.

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"I am NOT wearing this Nadir." Erik growled menacingly from behind the curtain.

"Why not?" he asked in return, casually flipping through a photography magazine. "It's the right size."

"I am NOT wearing it." Erik angrily repeated.

"What's wrong with it?" He inquired politely, sensing a confrontation he set the magazine down. Silence filled the trailer; outside a plain could be heard coming in for a landing. "Erik?"

"There isn't enough here to wear!" Erik suddenly shouted. "Its beyond indecent, I refuse to wear it!"

"Erik, calm down! I assure you it is quite the fashion nowadays and no one is going to think any less of you." Nadir soothed. Suddenly smirking he added, "And trust me your phangirls are going to love it!"

"I don't care if they love it, Daroga!" Erik snarled. "Besides they don't need this kind of encouragement, its hard enough to keep them off me already!"

"Now Erik you know what happened last time was an accident and we have hired several guards to protect you from them so it doesn't happen again."

"I don't need protection from anyone!" Erik yelled defiantly, "I need peace and quiet and music!"

"And you'll have all of that as soon as you get dressed and go get your pictures taken so you can go home as soon as possible."

"Well find me some real clothes to wear and then I will!" Erik stormed out from behind his curtain, dressed in his usual clothes. Throwing the box he carried at Nadir he shouted, "Because I am NEVER going to wear that thong!"

A/N: Ok so there you go, think of it what you will. Reviews are always enjoyed, even if they are flames.