"No! I'm serious, Sasuke!"

"Dobe - You really need to-"

"Shut up and let go of me, you bastard!"

"Do you want to go on being in pain like this?"

"Yes- No! I mean-"

"Well, then come with me."

"But-"

"C'mon dobe, I'm not going to kiss someone with rotten teeth," Sasuke stated.

Naruto's mouth fell open. "My teeth aren't rotten!"

"They are. I see a hole right there," Sasuke pointed. "And there, and the-"

"Alright, alright, I'll go! But you have to come with me."

"..I already said that, idiot."

Naruto rubbed his cheek, looking painful. He got up from the chair and thanked the dentist. It turned out he had 3 holes in his teeth and they all had to be filled up. They were about to turn around and walk away before the dentist called them back.

"Uchiha-san, don't you have to..?" the dentist motioned to the chair, his indications finishing his sentence.

"..I don't have holes in my teeth. If I had, I would've noticed," Sasuke said sternly, as if it was a matter of fact that Uchihas didn't have holes in their teeth.

"That might be true, but you haven't been to your annual check-up either,"

Hesitantly, Sasuke lay down in the chair, and opened his mouth. While the dentist examined his mouth, Naruto stood grinning in the doorway. And that grin got even bigger when the dentist announced:

"Uchiha-san, I'm afraid you have, in fact, got a hole."

He looked gruff when they were back at Naruto's apartment. The whole way back home, Naruto had teased him about it, which was weird since the blonde boy had 2 holes more.

Said boy pulled a cupboard open, reached for a glass can and fished for a pink candy on a stick, wrapped in transparent plastic. He unwrapped it and licked it, before sticking it wholly into his mouth. When Sasuke turned around, he sweatdropped sarcastically.

"Dobe, we just came back from the dentist. Wasn't it about time you stopped eating candy?"

"No,"

"Spit it out."

"No."

"Spit it out."

When Naruto pulled the hot pink thing out of his mouth to stick his tongue out to Sasuke, the dark-haired boy deftly grabbed it from his hands, and held it above his boyfriend's reach.

"Aww, don't be mean, Sasuke," Naruto pouted, and reached up to nip at the dark-haired boy's bottom lip.

The latter turned away.

"No. I'm not kissing anyone who eats this.. stuff."

"Please? I promise his will be the last one, ok?"

When the other didn't reply, Naruto succumbed.

"Alright, alright. No more candy, ok?"

Sasuke smirked, turning around again, throwing the sticky thing away. And when Naruto pulled his boyfriend's mouth to his, he knew he'd made the right decision.

Sasuke's kisses were way sweeter than candy.


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