Omg. I wrote a drabble with Sai in it. I even had to add the word 'Sai' to MS Word. Mehe. This contains spoilers and mentions of sexual situations.

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. (omg, I first wrote don't own, don't sai.)


"By your way of feminine dissing I take it you're Sai?"

"I am."

"The one who called Naruto's dick small?"

"The one and only." Smile.

"How do you know?"

"I've seen it."

"Have you had it up your ass?" the stoic Uchiha asked, now standing in front of Sai, his breath washing the other's face.

When said other, surprised (to say the least) teen didn't reply, he brushed past him.

"Just like I thought. Well, then you have no right to judge," were the Uchiha's final words before he slammed the door closed, leaving all the others behind.

Judging by the others' (especially Naruto's) horrified faces, he didn't even have to ask 'have you?' because he already knew the answer.

But even if he would have to ask, he wouldn't be able to, because, for the first time in his whole life, Sai had been struck speechless.


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