Here we go! Chapter 2: Spork Madness
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, OR ANY OTHER ANIME/MANGA/OR ANY CHARACTERS! I do own a set of Chibi!Sound Five keychains! CHIBI KIMIMARO!
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"I think its a spoon."
"I think its a fork, un."
"But its round like a spoon." the palm-tree
"It has prongs, like a fork does, un!" Deidara contradicted.
The two were in the midst of a very heated conversation. They were staring at a very pertrubing eating utensil. It was round, like a spoon, yet had prongs, like a fork. The two did not know this, but an instrument of this sort of often called a 'spork' or a 'foon'. Only a foon is different from a spork. You'll see if you ever see the foon they have in a museum in New York. Baffling.
"So, what is it? A spoon or a fork, un?"
"I say spoon."
"FORK!"
"But-"
"Don't make me use these..." Deidara held out a pair of scissors near Envy's hair, making the palm tree scream.
"NOOO! DEIDARA PLEASE DON'T MESS UP MY HAIR ZOMG OKAY ITS A FORK WHATEVER!"
"Hah. I knew I was right, un."
With that, the argument was settled, and Deidara went back to painting Envy's nails a lovely shade of Akatsuki purple.
"You know, you really should join Akatsuki, un. It'd be so much fun to have someone I could gossip with, and have makeup parties with, and-"
"But there's only one problem" Envy said
"What's that?" Deidara said, munching on a muffin that magically appeared out of someplace.
"I live in a different universe."
"Then...how are we both here, in my universe, painting nails and stuff. And where did that muffin go, un?"
"You ate the muffin."
"Oh yeah. I knew that, un."
...-silence-...
"I have a rash."
Then, to avoid hearing other things, the mysterious voice -cough-AburameShibi-cough- came over the speakerphonething.
"OKAY, LET ME CLEAR SOMETHING UP! THAT IS NOT A SPOON OR A FORK, IT IS A SPORK!"
"Why not a foon, un?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"Oh well. Just give me more muffins!"
and then a truckload of muffins fell on Deidara and Envy, and they were happy forever eating muffins until they got really fat and had to go on a diet and they lost a lot of weight and were on the commercials for those people who lost a lot of weight on 'so-an-so diet' and bla bla bla bla..
FIN
Hahahwahahaha! New chapter! Envy and Deidara sporkfoon madness! Umm...yeah. Just a little note, there actually IS a real foon in a museum in New York, though I can't remember what museum it is. Its different from a spork. Its really cool. I want a foon. Umm...yeah...ENVY DEIDARA MADNESS! Shino's dad is the announcerbunny only without the bunny. Hmm yeah...
REVIEW PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE WITH ENVY AND DEIDARA AND ITACHI AND KYUUBI ON TOP?
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