Summary: Artemis Fowl is sent to Abernethy's school for the exceedingly intelligent. Only to befriend the princess of mid; the magical Realm. Where he also gains magic of his own... What will happen now?
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Authors Note: Okay you guys have convinced me to go back to writing on fanfiction. I was currently on Zetapets for a month and a half but now I'm back and am going to center most of my attention on Fanfiction. So those of you who have read the first chapter 'The beginning' can now read the next installment chapter two 'The Silver Apple'. Really self explanatory of what it's about. Well to me since I made it up.
Dedications: To those who took their extra time and wasted it reading this story made by a diminutive person in a gigantic world.
Rated K: For reasons that explain throughout this story. . .
. . . And everything in it really.
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Artemis Fowl: and the Magic Of Mid
Chapter2: The Silver Apple
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Artemis's day kept on getting better and better. And that sentence was as sarcastic as it is popular. No mater what day it is if Artemis had to listen to the constant yapping of a hundred people talking in one room it was unavoidable that it was a bad day.
Artemis couldn't stand the noise. It was not only loud but nonsense too. In the cafeteria of Abernethy's noise was as common as screams in a horror movie theater. And probably just as loud. Artemis had ordered caviar the school's caviar wasn't bad but it wasn't exactly first rate either. Artemis usually sat in the very back left hand corner of the cafeteria tables. Usually this table was clear because butler scared anyone who was sitting there away.
But surprisingly someone was sitting there today. And surprisingly it was Gypsy, Zinka, and their butler.
Gypsy was eating sushi and Zinka was eating escargot.
Gypsy wrinkled her nose and covered it saying "Why would anyone want to eat escargot?"
"Well it tastes good to me," said Zinka eating one.
"Everything tastes good to you" said Gypsy rolling her eyes.
Zinka picked up the plate and shoved it towards Gypsy "wanna try?"
"No thank you I don't really like the idea of eating snails" she said.
"Hey Artemis" said Zinka noticing Artemis and Butler standing there. "Care to join us?"
Artemis just glared at Zinka with a look that would make anyone run away crying for their mommies but it didn't seem to faze him.
"Well are you going to sit down or are you going to stand there until next period?" asked Gypsy eating a piece sushi.
Artemis sat down reluctantly Butler sat down beside him eyeing the other two's manservant. Zinka and Gypsy's manservant was sitting there like a rock.
Butler couldn't see his eyes so he couldn't see what he was looking at.
"So what's your manservant's name?" asked Gypsy.
"Butler," said Butler in a deep threatening tone. Although nether Zinka or Gypsy were effected by this.
"Isn't that kind of redundant?" said Zinka.
"It is his last name so it was unavoidable," said Artemis.
"Well we call our butler by his first name," said Gypsy.
"Yup good old Harlan," said Zinka patting the hairy manservant on the back.
"His family has been the butlers of my family for generations," said Gypsy.
"Then isn't . . . Harlan your butler then," said Artemis thinking Harlan was just a barbaric caveman.
"Well he is, but Zinka's family has been close friends with mine for as long as the Harlan's family has been my family's butlers," said Gypsy.
"I see," said Artemis eating a piece of caviar.
Artemis hadn't heard Harlan speak since he met him. And he was almost positive that he didn't speak English because he didn't seem aware of what was going on.
Gypsy and Zinka were by now finished with their lunch and had pulled out what appeared to be a silver apple.
It had the shape of an apple and the stem of an apple but glowed and shined like well polished silver. Gypsy took the first bite of the strange fruit and Artemis was surprised that the inside of the apple was gold!
It was the most remarkable fruit he had ever seen!
"What kind of fruit are you eating?" asked Artemis he just had to know this kind of fruit had to be rare or not real at all.
"This is a Sylem it comes from the Oracular tree," sadi Zinka. Eating his fruit as well.
"Were is this tree found?" asked Artemis.
"Umm . . . In the middle of the amazon rain forest," said Gypsy, "It's so rare that it only grows in one place of the world."
"Then how did you acquire that fruit if it is half way around the world?" aksed Artemis sceptically.
"My dad is a shipper for rare goods so we sometimes get some of the goods," said Zinka. Finishing his fruit. The core of the fruit was a round brown nut like a peach pit. The pit stood out of the fruit itself it was dirty and the fruit was pure looking. Artemis had never heard of the Consience tree. Except in mythology, the tree was also known as the tree of good and evil. It didn't make sense to Artemis and Artemis was never stumped at anything rarely. Gypsy and Zinka both put the pit of their fruit into the pockets of their uniforms. The bell signaling that lunch was over rang.
Artemis had this block for a break while Gypsy and Zinka had history to atend to.
Artemis intended to use his newly acquired knowledge to do some reaserch.
This prooved fruitless (no pun intended) because whatever word artemis typed into his labtop looking for evidence of a Oracular tree it always turned out as mythology for a culure living in the middle east.
What were they getting at there was no sutch things as Sylems either. But Artemis was sure that was what they had called it.
Were they making it up or was there actualy an Oracular tree described in mythology that gave you magical powers? But hiden somewhere like the peple. By people who could have magical powers by eating the fruit.
There was only one way of finding out. If there was an Oracular tree then Gypsy and Zinka had to be one of the peoples hideing the tree.
This meant onlt one thing he would have to stalk them or more prefered Butler heep a close eye on them.
"Butler" said Artemis to his manservaint who was curently cleaning a gun that he had hid in his trunk when he had got here (Guns weren't allowed in school grounds for those who never went to a public or private school).
"Yes master Artemis" said Butler seting down his wepon and cleaning rag.
"Remember those strange fruit that Gypsy and Zinka were eating at lunch today?" said Artemis to Butler.
"Yes Artemis," said Butler waiting for Artemis to get his point across quickly.
"According to my findings the Oracle tree is a mythical plant. It's fruit is known to give the eater magical powers," said Artemis.
"So you're saying Gypsy and Zinka might have magical powers like the Lower elements," said Butler.
"Yes that and I want you to heep a close eye on them to se if they have these powers or if they know were this tree is," said Artemis.
"Should I put cameras up in their rooms?" asked butler.
"Yes" said Artemis going back to typing on his computer.
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Okay I know this is pretty short but I was having trouble with my spell checker every time I started to check my spelling a notice would flash up saying something like server could not find file dd3311? Or something like that. So if there are any misspelled words then sorry. But if there is any gramer mistakes that's either on purpose or just me. Grammer is my worst subject.
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Gaz You wouldn't understand that butler is one of the characters in the Artemis Fowl books because you first didn't read it or tried to read it really quick and didn't understand it because it didn't compute. Second I if you tried to read Artemis Fowl then you shouldn't criticize it because you didn't understand the big words in it or because you had read other things that differ with it. Other than that you can Flame/Criticize. And as for your pun I say well at least you got an applause from the crickets. Now I have to work on LISTEN! So review and I'll consider making another chapter before school starts.
