What a Nutter!

Cait was swearing at the top of her lungs, she struggled in chains that were magically cast. Cale was howling (aka crying loudly) and wouldn't stop, the little bubble she was in had already filled with water so much they had to put holes in it to stop Cale from drowning. 'They' were really merpeople, giant squid and a lot of other marine animals!

"WHEN I GET THE (BLEEP) OUTTA HERE I'M GONNA (BLEEPING) KILL YA!" Cait bellowed, Cale continued to cry.

"I think YOU are making ya daughter cry!" a merman snapped, Cait looked at Cale and blinked. Cale stopped and looked back and blinked, they just stared at each other, blinking.

"Um.." the merpeople started getting slightly scared. Cait shrugged

"Na! She's crying because she has nothing to play with!" Caitlyn replied happily, the merpeople sweat dropped.

"Play...with?" the echoed, Cait sighed and made a ball for Cale to play with and chucked it in a whole the merpeople had make to stop Cale from crying, Cale immediantly cheered up and started playing with it.

"There...now then..back to what I was doing..." Caitlyn took a deep breath in. "YA (BLEEPING) (BLEEPS)! THIS IS IN(BLEEPING)CREADABLE!" Cait yelled

"Whoa...never heard anyone turn a simple word into a swear before," a mermaid said, Cait continued her rant until she stopped.

"...Um...Why did you kidnap me and my daughter anyway?" she asked, all the merpeople collapsed to the ground.

"You ask that NOW!" a mermaid asked in disbelief.

"...Yes...I always do!" Caitlyn replied, a merman sighed heavily.

"Guess!" he groaned.

"OO! I love guessing games!" Caitlyn said hyperly. All the merpeople looked at each other in worry.

"Um...this could take a while," a squid said, all the merpeople sighed and sat down.

"Rape?" Cait asked

"Why do ya ask THAT first?" a seal asked

"Well...I HAVE been kidnapped a lot then rapped...scary really" Cait started, after 4 hours of random scariness "Um...torture? Boredom? Revenge-"

"Close!" a merman yelled angrily

"AHH! you want revenge on Otogi as he locked you all up in a magical orb that slowly depletes you magic and life force as you tried to assassinate the king!" Cait said

"...She is VERY good!" a merman said in shock

"And to destroy all the pretty boys!" Cait added

"...I'm impressed..." a squid said. All the merpeople slapped their foreheads.

"How can someone so smart be so stupid!" a merman asked

"..I was hit in the head as a young child!" Caitlyn replied cheerfully. A mermaid thought for a moment and smirked.

"I have an idea..." she said, she whispered it to a powerful merman mage thingy, Cait paled when he grinned.

"Oh no.." Caitlyn whimpered

"Oh yes!" the merman smirked evilly. He advances on her.


Me: END!

Onyx: ...uh oh...(runs as angry authors run in complaining)

Me: um...i can explain?

Muses: R&R! (runs from Cait)