Hi everyone! Well, I'm back with the next chapter. Not much else to say. To my reviewers:
Ssj-kabuto: Um, thank you, I think. I hope this is chapter is more than just mildly amusing (?)
Jaeger gal: Thanks! I agree that Maes and Roy are hot, but Havoc is third on the hot list, in my opinion. And Al would be up there if he had his body.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Reality sucks.
Maes: Hi, and welcome to FMA Dating! If you just started reading, I strongly advise you to go back to Chapter One, because we don't feel like explaining anything.
Al: Go ahead, Riza.
Riza: Ok, Question Number Two: If you were to take me on a date, where would you take me? Man Number One?
Roy: I'd take you out for dinner and a movie, and then back to my place. -raises eyebrows suggestively-
Riza: -points gun at him- Could you repeat that last part, after the movie?
Roy: Um, we'd do paperwork! Lots and lots of paperwork! And maybe go to the shooting range.
Riza: Very good. Man Number Two?
Havoc: I'd probably get you smashed drunk, and then drag you off-
Riza: -clicks the safety off her gun-
Havoc: -gulps-
Riza: Man Number Three?
Ed: I'd take you somewhere really nice, where they don't serve milk.
Winry: Edward! The only reason you're so -bleep-ing short is because you don't drink your -bleep-ing milk!
Ed: It is not!
Winry: Is too!
Ed: Is not!
Winry: Is too!
Al: -sighs-
Maes: Can we please get on with the show?
Riza: Yes. Question Number Three: If you were to say something nice to me, what would you say? Man Number One?
Roy: I would say that if it were up to me, your uniform would be a miniskirt.
Riza: -shoots a bullet right past his ear-
Roy: Can I change that to you have good aim?
Riza: Man Number Two?
Havoc: The first thing Roy-I mean, Man Number One said.
Riza: -shoots a bullet right past his ear- What was that?
Havoc: That you look good in a miniskirt.
Riza: -Holds her gun right at his nose- I'll get back to you in a second. Man Number Three?
Ed: Hmm…I would say that I like you much more than I like Winry.
Riza: That's not much of a compliment.
Havoc: Yeah, mine was much more complimentary! And I'm sure you do look good in miniskirt…although you probably look even better without the miniskirt…
Riza: -tackles Havoc-bleeping noises and gunshots can be heard-
Maes: Um, commercial break time!
Ok, well, hope you liked! I will post again soon, hopefully. Bye! Brooke
