Hi everyone! Sorry it's taken me so long to update…the next chapter will be faster…or at least, I'll try to make it faster. Um, reviewers:

Ohohen: Personally, I think Roy singing is hot. But that's just me. Thanks for the review!

Markio: Thanks for the review! You'll find out soon who she ends up with…

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. We've been through this.

Maes: Welcome back to FMA Dating! If you just tuned in, it sucks to be you. However, if you missed the last chapter, I strongly advise you to go back and read it. We discovered that Roy can sing!

Havoc: And that he likes to sing mushy pop songs!

Kelly Clarkson: What'd you mean, mushy?

Roy: Yeah, what'd you mean mushy?

Kelly Clarkson (to Roy): You stole my song! And since when can you sing?

Roy: Who are you?

Maes: Oh, they told me they were gonna drop by. -throws dagger at Kelly Clarkson, who turns into Envy-

Lust: I didn't know you could sing, handsome. -comes up and runs her hand over the back of Roy's chair suggestively-

Riza: -points gun at Lust- Back off.

Lust: What're you gonna do, shoot me? Oh, I'm so scared.

Riza: I'm not gonna shoot you. We're gonna catfight, right here, right now, no powers.

Roy and Havoc: -noses start bleeding- Yes! This is the best day ever!

-A boxing ring suddenly appears in the middle of the stage and Maes is suddenly dressed in the referees clothes-

Maes: Okay, girls, I want a good, clean fight. Understood?

Riza: Stop calling me stupid, -bleep- it!

Lust: Well, he has reason to!

Riza: Oh, that is it!

Riza and Lust: -Start doing the bitch slapping/catfight thing. After five minutes or so, Riza says screw this and punches her in the face. Lust pokes Riza in the shoulder with her fingernail, so Riza shoots her in the eye, then kicks her over and sits on her-

Maes: -pointing the floor like a wrestling referee- One, two, three! The winner: Riza!

-raises Riza's arm in victory-

Riza: Take that, you -bleep-!

Lust: Aw, -bleep- it.

Gluttony: Lust, can I eat her?

Lust: Oh, shut the -bleep- up.

Maes: Um, we'll be right back!

Um, hope you liked! Brooke