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reviewed
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or InuYasha, or
Jimmy Joe Bob the chocolate chip
cookie.
Last
Time:
Kira and Jana met the Yu Yu Hakusho gang and now
they're going to Kaede's hut to meet Kagome, InuYasha, and the
others.
Now:
Everyone was sitting in Kaede's hut
discussing just how they were going to reach Naraku's castle. Kira,
Jana, Yusuke and the others had arrived there a while ago. Kira and
Jana's encounter with the characters from InuYasha were not all that
different from that of the Yu Yu Hakusho gang. When Kira saw InuYasha
she began pulling at his ears almost tearing them off, Jana had run
over and hugged Shippo because he was just too cute. Getting bored
with InuYasha's ears Kira went to go admire Kagome's bow and arrows.
Both Kira and Jana had been purposely avoiding Miroku for fear of
getting groped but Jana just had to ask.
"Why do you
wear your hair in a pony tail like that? It's so short. Why not just
wear it down or at least let it grow out a little more?"
Miroku looked slightly offended at this comment but didn't have much
time to be hurt after Jana began poking his stub of a pony tail and
then pulled out a pair of scissors from god knows where and attempted
to cut off his "pony tail". Miroku ran away flailing his
arms while Jana chased him with her scissors in hand ready to chop
off his pony tail at any moment. After Jana had been calmed down and
so had Miroku Yusuke had introduced them to everyone and explained
their situation. They then began planning how to get to Naraku's
castle and Miroku was still eyeing Jana suspiciously and holding his
pony tail.
They had decided that InuYasha would just sniff
his way to Naraku's castlelike he usually did. Hiei didn't really
think this was a very good plan but since they didn't really have
anything else to go by that's what they decided to do. Kira imagined
InuYasha sniffing around like he did in the series and then stopping
at a large fire hydrant and peeing on it. A rather disturbing scene
from the mind of Kira. I don't think we'll be looking into her mind
again anytime soon.
After they had decided that they
went to bed. In the morning they were awoken by the sound of Kira
almost killing Kuwabara. You see, Kuwabara had eaten Kira's cookie.
It wasn't just any cookie either. It was Jimmy Joe Bob who was a
chocolate chip cookie and Kira's best friend, aside from Jana of
course, and had been since she was 8. As if having a cookie for a
best friend for six years isn't disturbing enough, the fact that
Kuwabara ate the said cookie is even more disturbing considering that
it was six years old and kind of moldy. Everyone just sat there with
what fuck looks on their faces as they watched Kira chase Kuwabara
around until she felt she had avenged her cookie.
So, after
many pointless delays, they began their journey to Naraku's castle.
Little did they know that Naraku had been watching them using Kanna's
mirror. He decided to send out one of his puppets after them.
Back in the woods where the spirit detectives, Kira, Jana, and the
others were InuYasha was busy sniffing for Naraku's scent when Kagome
sensed some pieces of the sacred jewel. They walked a little further
until one of Naraku's puppets appeared in front of
them.
"Kukukukukuku" Naraku's puppet laughed.A/N: I
have no idea whether or not Naraku actually laughs like this in the
series because I don't really pay attention to how the characters
laugh but I've seen several fanfictions where he does so I'm assuming
he laughs like that in the series Jana and Kira laughed.
"Kukukuku? What the fuck? Who laughs like that?" Jana
asked.
" Yeah really. I'M KUKUKUKU FOR
COCOA PUFFS!" Kira randomly burst out. This made them laugh even
harder.
" Do you say your name like
Narakukukukuku?" Jana asked doubling over with laughter.A/N:
I'm sorry if your fic is one of the ones that has Naraku laughing
like this and as I said before I don't know if he actually laughs
like that or not but I just thought it was hilarious the first time I
saw it
Naraku got annoyed with them and attacked them with
his roots of evil which Hiei cut up with his katana and Kurama with
his rosewhip. Yusuke shot Naraku's puppet with his spirit gun,
killing it. InuYasha and the others were stunned at the quick work
the spirit detectives had made of Naraku's puppet. InuYasha quickly
got over his amazement and assumed his normal attitude.
"Hmph. Good job I guess, though my windscar could've taken care
of it just as fast." He said.
Kagome rolled her
eyes and picked up the one jewel shard Naraku's puppet had left
behind. They were close to completely the jewel. Very close, with
only three more shards of the jewel left to
find. Well
I hope you enjoyed that chapter and I hope it was long enough because
that may be your last update for awhile.
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