Disclaimer: Mega Mario does not own FF7, the dancing banana, DBZ, or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Okay, so I had finally beaten Emerald WEAPON in FF7, when sudenly, my bedroom wall exploded. When the somke cleared, there stood Emerald WEAPON, big-as-life! It then somehow reset my PS2, while I was still on the EXP gaining screen. Then I was like: "OMFG!" Then Emerald WEAPON blew me up. It then proceded to blow up everybody else in the house. Emerald WEAPON then left. A few hours later a dancing banana came and revived us with the DragonBalls. But I couldn't remember what just happened. Just then a random swallow dropped a coconut on my head, and I remembered what just happened. With the help of the dancing banana, I proceded to go find Emerald WEAPON. We found it in a parking lot somewhere. And I blew Emerald WEAPON into oblivion with a holy hand grenade given to me by the dancing banana. We then went home and threw a party. To wrap up this fic, Emerald WEAPON droped enough money for me to fix my bedroom wall.
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