Naruto, We've got to Catch that Villain.

A fanfic by Brian O'Connor

Chapter 2: Kakashi's day

Disclaimer: I do not own anything. If I did, I would save the rainforest :P

Kakashi woke up like any other day, and like Naruto, he didn't know today was going to be different. In fact, soon enough, Kakashi wouldn't know anything in a short amount of time. You see, Kakashi often likes getting high on weed. He felt as if today would be a particularly hard day, so he brought out his bong. Kakashi smoked for about half an hour, after which, he was laughing for no apparent reason.

Someone rang the doorbell of Kakashi's house, so Kakashi made his way to the door. It was just a regular person, but apparently, everyone in town knew about Kakashi's pot, because the person was asking for some. "I'll never share my secret stash. When will you guys take a hint?" Kakashi replied

"I swear. One day, I'll get an angry mob and chase you down until you give us some pot," the person said, leaving.

Kakashi sighed. This guy had killed his buzz a little, so Kakashi went back to his bong. Thirty minutes later, his doorbell rang again. "Oh dude. How funny would it be if there was an angry mob outside my door," he said laughing hysterically. He opened the door, and of course, there was an angry mob, complete with torches and everything. "Oh crap," Kakashi said, poofing to anywhere else he could go. He ended up in a regular house.

Kakashi decided to hide in a closet, thinking they wouldn't ever be able to find him in a closet. "They would never imagine me, Kakashi, to go in the closet," he said, and laughed at his unintentional pun. When he opened the closet though, he found a shrine to Naruto. "What the hell?" was all he said.

Hinata Hyuga then entered the room and as she was about to ask why Kakashi was there the subject quickly turned to "oh my god. Please don't tell anyone," she requested.

"Like I need to. Everyone except for Naruto already knows that you like him. It's really easy to tell." He said. Hinata could only blush. "Tell you what Hinata, maybe with my help, we can help you find true love with Naruto. Here. Smoke this." He said, and she slowly took it with a shaking hand and started smoking, coughing quietly at the beginning. "I'll be right back. I'd like to have a conversation about Naruto and yourself with them. Don't worry, they know you like him too," Kakashi said and went downstairs. Fifteen minutes later, the entire house smelled of pot and Kakashi came back upstairs to visit Hinata. She was giggling for no reason as well now, and it became contagious as Kakashi started laughing too.

"So what did you talk about with my parents," she said, laughing.

"I've talked to your parents, and you can now get engaged with Naruto if you choose to." He said also laughing

Hinata stopped laughing. She could actually marry Naruto. She seemed a bit normal again as she blushed more than ever, "I don't know. I'll have to think it over. Wait here. I think I'll talk about it with Naruto. By the way Kakashi, thanks for the pot. It's really boosted my courage." She said leaving the house.

A while later, Hinata returned "It's decided. Naruto and I are going to get married, and it's all thanks to you" she said, still blushing.

"So did he actually say he agreed to the marriage?" Kakashi asked

"No. Not exactly, but it rather seemed like he liked me, so I'm deciding for him," she said.

Kakashi smiled, "Still…I'll have to tell him about this later. In the meantime, I've got the munchies man. You go train, ok?" he asked. Hinata agreed, and they both left. Kakashi went to a nearby sushi restaurant, and started gorging himself with food. This lasted a good forty-five minutes.

However, the angry mob found him again, and they appeared to have a leader now, and so the leader spoke, "I am Kazuma Torisuna, leader of our newfound committee 'leafless' and we want your pot. We know you shared it with the Hyugas, and now we want it more than ever, and now we're going to follow you twenty-four seven until you give us pot or until we see where you keep your pot," he said

Kakashi sighed "oh dear god. Could this day get any worse. Wait…I have to explain everything to my cell now. Might as well get it over with." He said to himself. Thus we are where we were at the end of Naruto's day. Kakashi explained the day's events to the cell, and that was when Naruto started complaining.

"What. You forced me into a marriage without my consent?" he asked

"Your guardian is Iruka and he already agreed. The Hyugas have agreed as well. Besides, Hinata is a nice girl to be married to" Kakashi said

Naruto was silent for a while after that, apparently thinking about the good sides. There really weren't too many downsides to this, "It's ok Kakashi. I also agree to the decisions you made. I'll make Hinata a happy girl," he said with a grin.

Sakura couldn't help but think, "wow. Naruto's finally acting mature. I think I like this new mature Naruto."

Sasuke then said "dot, dot, dot," and everyone looked at him oddly, so explained why he said that: "well, in the manga, when I don't have anything to say, I have three dots in a speech bubble, but since this is real life, I'm actually saying the dots. It just…amuses me" he said, looking completely serious.

The rest got on with their day as they moved into exercises, the leafless group watching Kakashi the whole time. Kakashi decided to teach them a new jutsu, but he was still high, so there was no telling what would happen. Kakashi began well, but halfway through, he started doing the chicken dance, "duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh,"he said in the tune of the chicken dance.

"dot, dot, dot," Sasuke said.

"Jeez. I can't believe that Naruto is the most normal person here after me. We are one weird group of people" Sakura thought to herself.

Author's note: in no way does this fanfic promote the use of drugs.

Next chapter: This Narrator will have to bore you with the same day yet again, but it's the last time this day is gone through. Don't worry though. Everything will make sense later. Here's a little hint: This group still needs a dog and a fashion queen