Naruto, We've got to Catch that Villain.
A fanfic by Brian O'Connor
Chapter 3: Kiba's day
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. That simple enough for you?
Kiba Inuzaka woke up to the relentless barking of his dog akamaru. He grunted for a while, eventually harshly telling his dog to shut up. "Well. Best I woke up anyway. I have to train every hour I have. I've lost to Naruto but I will never lose again," he said putting on his village headband and after having a proper lunch, made his way to the training area. "Hey Kurenai-sensai: where's Hinata? It's not like her to be late."
Kurenai remained silent for a while "today for training I will be giving you nerf guns. You're going to play a game of capture the flag. No using ninjutsu or genjutsu. You get one point if your nerf dart hits the enemy and you get five points if you get their flag and bring it back to your own base." she explained
"Yes Kurenai-sensai," Kiba and shino said at the same time
nerf guns…wow. Kurenai-sensai sure think of weird training, Kiba thought to himself as he took his position on the field. Kiba had Akamaru stay at their flag and while he ran down the middle of the field Shino, however, was launching a full out offensive with his insects in tow. "Wait…aren't his insects a ninjutsu?" he asked Kurenai.
"No. It's a ninja tool. Those are allowed. Not to harm the enemy of course." she added. Kiba decided to attatch a string to a shuriken and threw it so that it would circle around Shino's flag. A trap was waiting though. Apparently, Shino was assuming he could harm Kiba. Kiba repeated this technique with his shuriken but Shino threw a kunai at his shuriken to stop it. The two then spent a very long time trying to hit each other with darts and trying to get the other person's flag. Finally, Hinata came, and the match came to a halt.
"Hey Hinata. About time you showed up. Wait…is that weed Akamaru and me smell? Just what have you been up to?" he asked
"Well, I may be…a little high, but I'm engaged to Naruto now so I'm glad I got high." Hinata said
"WHAT! Engaged to Naruto? Is that even legal at our age?" he asked
"I suppose so. We just both have to be consenting is all," she said
Kiba looked at her with disbelief "You know what? I'm not even going to bother trying to figure you out. You are one weird girl." he said, going back to training. Hinata decided to do her own training since the teams would be unfair if she joined the capture the flag game, but she seemed to be in her own little world half the time anyway. As the day continued, Kiba's mind was back on his loss to Naruto and he was playing the game harder than ever. "Now that I think of it, I'm more envious of him then ever now…I mean, when you're married, you usually…do stuff," he said slightly blushing, but shook his head "must focus on becoming better then him. Maybe then I'll get some action without even being married." He said with a smile, slightly breaking into laughter
The sun started going down and the rest of the cell went to their homes. Kiba had won the capture the flag game by two points, but he felt that wasn't enough so Kiba decided to do regular training for a good part of the night. During his training though, he could've sworn he saw a gathering of torches somewhere in the village. He decided to check it out, and upon closer inspection he saw tents propped outside Kakashi's house. He heard a rustle in the trees nearby, and suddenly went on guard. It might just be a sentry for this group of campers, but Kiba wasn't taking chances. Surely enough, out of the woods came a translucent figure. "What is this? A jutsu?" he thought aloud.
One of the sentries of the leafless band happened to be walking by though "Ahhh! It's the ghost that's been terrorizing the town recently. Everyone run for your lives!" After that, people scurried out of their tents and began running and screaming. Kiba stared in disbelief. Could these people really be this stupid? He supposed they could be though if they had never studied the way of the ninja. So Kiba simply stayed there, seeing what this so called 'ghost' would do. After all, he couldn't exactly detect a smell from this translucent figure.
The ghost floated forward and made contact with Kiba. After that, Kiba had no recollection of what happened. However, Kiba's body roamed the streets, looking like it was possessed. The body eventually made its way to Naruto's apartment, where it broke in using ninjutsu. The body slowly made its way to Naruto's bed and leaned over, looking ready to kiss. Suddenly, Kiba regained consciousness and screamed, waking up Naruto, who also screamed.
"What am I doing here?" Kiba said at the exact same time that Naruto said "What are you doing here"
"I don't…remember anything about how I got here. I think it has something to do with the supposed 'ghost' which is actually some form of ninjutsu." Kiba said growling "We'll just have to take care of it tomorrow. I'm going home"
And so Kiba left, leaving Naruto very confused, but Naruto apparently also decided to leave everything for tomorrow, because Naruto went right back to sleep. On Kiba's walk back home, the leafless band seemed to be returning to their tents, a team of black ops with them. Unfortunately the ghost wasn't there so the black ops team couldn't tell them that it was just jutsu. Kiba figured it would be pointless anyway. Some of the people in this town were really stupid after all.
