Naruto, We've got to Catch that Villain.

A fanfic by Brian O'Connor

Chapter 4: the next day…finally

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but hey! Maybe Masashi Kishimoto (the author of Naruto) will give me some rights as a B-day present :P

Naruto woke up around noon again, and actually had a proper lunch today. Sora was at the lunch table too, so Naruto decided to make some conversation "So get this Sora. At about twelve O'clock last night, I wake up to Kiba's screaming. When that woke me up, I found his lips inches away from mine, as if he was going to kiss me. He claims to not remember anything from the past few minutes up to that moment, but he thinks some jutsu is behind it. The rest of the town seems to think it's a ghost though. What do you think about all this Sora?" he asked

"Yup. Sounds like jutsu alright. Kiba just doesn't seem to be the type to sneak off to a man's house just to kiss him," Sora said.

Naruto was lost in thought for the rest of his lunch. After he put his dishes away though, he heard a knock at the door "that's weird I didn't sense this person coming. Hmm. It must just be because I'm still tired," he said to himself, opening the door, where he saw a black ops member.

"Naruto Uzumaki and Sora Saori?" the black ops member asked

"Yeah. That's us," Naruto said

"Come with me please." The black ops member said. Naruto looked at Sora questioningly, but Sora simply shrugged.

"Yeah. We'll go. Just let me change. Naruto, you should change again as well. I bought something for you. It's the look of a more mature ninja." Sora said with a thumbs up.

Naruto took the cloths and went into the bathroom to change. When Naruto came out, he was wearing the same cloths as Kakashi, mouth guard included. When he came out, he had to ask Sora: "what do you know about Kakashi Hatake? And where did you get this anyway"

"Umm…nothing. The name doesn't even ring a bell. Oh! I got this at the Macy's sale." He said

"NO! don't say those two words. Sasuke will-" Naruto said before being interrupted by Sasuke

"-Who said Macy's sale! Was it you Naruto! Or was it you, kid I don't know! AHHH! It doesn't matter which one of you said it. I need to go to the sale before it's over, but jeez, I can't believe you would keep the sale a secret from me! AHHH! Macy's sale," he said busting out of the window only to fall to the ground in a bloody slump "note to self: don't jump out of windows. Also: get Band-Aids at Macy's sale," he said beginning to crawl away.

"Jeez. I told you not to say those two words," Naruto said sighing. "Oh well, let's just follow this black ops guy. We're probably late now, knowing our luck," Naruto said beginning to follow the person from black ops.

Sora seemed dumbfounded though "sure," he eventually said, following the two in somewhat of a daze. The three headed towards the Hokage's manor. When they got there, they saw an alligator chasing after two scantily clad maids, issuing a "what the?" from Naruto and Sora.

"They're the hokage's maids. Best not worry about them," the black ops member explained. Soon enough, they went inside a grand hall where other ninja were waiting. These ninja included: Ino, Kiba, and Hinata. They all chatted a little, wondering what was going on when the Hokage finally entered.

"On account of these recent mysteries in our fine village, I have decided to get together all the mediocre ninja that have a lot of potential, no offence to you all of course. Together, you will solve the mystery of this ghost in our town. Obviously, It's a ninjutsu, but we must take the necessary precautions to stop it. Do you all agree to be part of this new unit?" he asked. They all said something along the lines of yes and sure.

"Good. From this day forth, your group shall be known as Mystery Incorporated. You shall be given special privileges such as access to B ranked missions with my permission of course. This program has been made specifically to make you all better ninja. Do not disappoint."

"yes Hokage," they said together. Then, the two maids from before ran into the room. Naruto and Sora now noticed that the aligator's eyes had turned into hearts. Was it possible that this alligator found these maids attractive?

"Don't worry about it. Really," the black ops member said. With that, the two maids entered a room that was full of expensive vases, and began throwing them at the alligator.

"Stop that this instant," the Hokage said, a vein popping around his temple. The maids and the alligator quietly went elsewhere, and the Hokage smoked his pipe for a few seconds, beginning to calm down. "Well what are you waiting for. Start trying to solve this mystery" the Hokage ordered. And so Mystery Incorporated left "Remind me again Batou: why am I letting those maids stay here?" he asked

The black ops member spoke up: "Because they have a debt to repay and they have nowhere else to go." The Hokage sighed and began smoking. At least he wouldn't have to take care of mundane things like this ghost issue anymore.

Author's notes: the Macy's sale joke: There's a video on the internet where Sasuke basically goes insane over a macy's sale. If you want to know more about the joke, email me.

-about the maid joke: it's from an anime called "he is my master" I just thought it would make the situation a bit more random