Diclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron.

"Well, our first stop is in New York City," Cindy announced.

"Great," Jimmy replied, "So were going east, then."

"This map is weird. It has all the places out of order."

"Cindy, you are probably just reading it wrong."

"Oh, really, Nerdtron. Then why don't you read it yourself!"

"Fine, then. You drive!"

"I don't know how to operate this stupid machine!"

"THEN READ THE MAP!" Jimmy roared.

This bickering went on for two hours. Eventually Carl fell asleep. Sheen and Libby sat in the back, annoyed at the constant fighting. Eventually Sheen lost all patience and interrupted the two. "Would you two both shut up? It can't be that hard to read a map!" Sheen grabbed the map from Cindy and studied the map for three minutes, then set the map back down. "Hmm. I guess it can be that hard to read a map."

Libby sighed out of disbelief. "Alright! This is gonna end, RIGHT NOW! Now let's take a look at this piece of paper." Libby gazed at the map for two seconds before realizing something was wrong. "Why is New York in the western half of the United States?"

Jimmy grabbed the map. "Well here's your problem!" Jimmy rotated the map so that New York was in the east. "Cindy, you had the map backwards!"

Cindy was shocked at her own lack of common sense. She stumbled for an excuse. "Well that's the way that..."

"Guys!" Carl had just awoken, and was the only one that saw the accident about to happen. "AIRPLANE!"

The other four immediately looked to the front and started panicking. Jimmy tried to steer. "How the heck does this thing lower itself?"

Cindy pointed to a button on the dashboard. Jimmy noticed it had a down arrow on it. Cindy had her arms folded while staring at Jimmy with one eyebrow raised. Jimmy innoncently chuckled before pressing the button that saved their lives.

They were now just barely over some large buildings, and Carl read one of the signs. "John F. Kennedy International Airport. Hmm."

Libby perked up. "JFK Airport? That means that we're in..."

"New York City!" everyone onboard exclaimed. It was true. From here the Washington Bridge was clearly visible, and so was the Chrysler Building, Central Park, and the most-famous Empire State Building. Sheen was taking in everything there was to see. "Wow... so now what do we do?"

"Well, according to the directions," Libby looked at the list to the side of the map, "there will be a booth located in Central Park. The book part will be there."

"Sounds simple enough," Cindy commented as Jimmy parked the hovercraft. Within two seconds the booth was spotted. Literally. It had assorted colors of dots including red, blue, green, and yellow, that were arranged into a sign that said "WELCOME JIMMY SHEEN CINDY LIBBY AND CARL".

Sheen walked up to the booth. "Hi sir. I'm here to collect the Ultra-Guide to UltraLord."

"What's the password?" the man asked.

Sheen paused. He hadn't been given a password. "Uh, UltraLord?"

"Correct!" the man gleamed and gave him twenty book pages held together by a paperclip. Sheen immediately ran back to the group, who was watching Carl in a hot dog eating contest.

Carl came out the victor. "Wow, these New Yorkers have good hot dogs!"

"Alright, Carl, we better be on our way," Sheen told him. "The sooner we get those pages, the better for me!"

"I don't know," Libby wondered. "Shouldn't we take some time to appreciate other cultures?"

"NO!" Sheen shouted, which really scared Libby. "We have to be on our way! The fate of The Ultra-Guide is at stake!"

There was a pause until Jimmy interrupted. "Are you done?"

"Hmm. NO!" Sheen shouted once again, knocking Libby off her feet.

"Alright! Alright! Let's break it up!" Cindy joined in the conversation. "We need to compromise." Jimmy stared at Cindy for a moment, as compromising was not usually her specialty. "Now let's see. Libby, let's leave as soon as Sheen wants to here, and on our next stop Libby can explore some culture."

"Where is our next stop?" Jimmy asked.

"Macchu Pichu, Peru," Cindy responded.

"Do they have good hot dogs there?" Carl finally chimed in.

"I don't know but that's where we're going," Jimmy added. "But just so you guys know, it's gonna take four hours to get there."

"That's fine Jimmy," Sheen said, uninterested. "Well, let's be on our way!"

"I think I'll just grab another hot d..."

"NOW CARL!" Sheen shouted once more, scaring the jitterbugs out of Carl, nonetheless causing Carl to quickly take his seat.

So they left the decorated park, which was gleaming with a summer gold. But no sooner were they up in the air then an instance of deja vu occurred. "Guys," Sheen trembled, "there's that airplane again!"

"With three others on our sides and in back of us," Libby added. Once again Jimmy pulled out of the crash with a fantastic maneuver, but now there was going to be a four plane crash overhead. "We've gotta save those people onboard," Libby pleaded.

"Don't worry," Jimmy said while pushing a button on the steering wheel, which causing the sides to fly open, giving new passenger seats. "We'll catch them as they come down."

But no people came falling through the sky, and the crash harbored a very clean explosion. In fact, the only things that fell from the sky were four identical machine enhancers. Jimmy took a look at them, hoping to gleam some new technology, but when he took a close gaze, his smile quickly faded into a hard grimace.

"What is it, Jimmy?" Cindy asked.

After a few moments, Jimmy finally spoke up, confirming some terrible news. "These are remote controlling devices."

Well, that's a good place to leave you off. Thanks for reading!