A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi
By Miharu Saruwatari
Hi there readers! Well…. This is a story about…well…. Here's the summary:
Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.
My DISCLAIMER!
HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!
This is rated T for teen! Teenagers are people who are 13 and up and are full of emotions and puberty! YAY! Well…. You can read this even though you're not 13 and up but I warned you….. There may be language and perverted scenes! YAY!
Chapter One
A New Challenge
Meeting Grounds
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were waiting at the meeting ground…. Again.
"SHIT! WHY IS KAKASHI-SENSEI ALWAYS LATE!" Naruto asked for like the 30th time and obnoxiously and loudly I might add!
"Naruto! For the billionth time, I DON'T FREAKING KNOW!" screamed the impatient Sakura for the 30th time, hitting Naruto on the head…. Again.
"Hn," said Sasuke calmly, even though inside he was as impatient as Naruto.
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"Why HELLO MY WONDERFUL SHINOBI!" said Kakashi joyously.
"Ehem…" coughed Sakura, raising her left eyebrow.
"Oh and HOW could I forget my beautiful Kunoichi?" said Kakashi with a smile under his mask.
Sakura just smiled cutely and waved.
"What's your excuse this time… a random girl named Nalene was in your way, trying to get a hold of Sasuke?" Naruto asked sarcastically and poking Sasuke in the arm.
"Why YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW!" exclaimed Kakashi looking amazed at Naruto's psychic ability.
"UGH!" sighed the three annoyed ninjas. A sweat-drop appeared on their heads.
"No really… a girl named Nalene was in my way… REALLY!" said Kakashi flailing his arms in the air.
Flash Back
"Hahaha!" laughed Kakashi. "Now I'm all done with business at the new mall!"
"YOU!" screamed an anonymous, yet very loud, scary person.
"Huh?" replied the confused Kakashi. He turned to the direction the scary voice came from.
"You know who you are… NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!" screamed the mysterious person. The person was walking closer and closer.
"Well apparently I really don't know who you're talking about so I'll just be on my way…." Replied kakashi. As he was walking very slowly away from the psycho…
"HOLD ON SHIT FACE!" said the demanding person. "You know who I'm talking about…. SASUKE UCHIHA! My lover! Hahahaha my love! My….. BOYFRIEND!"
In hearing these words Kakashi already knew that this was a girl… and she was obsessed with his student….. Guess…… you all know him….. He's…..Sasuke-the avenger who is cold and way too fun to make fun of- Uchiha.
Too many girls love that kid…. Hmm…. Maybe I should get plastic surgery to look like Mr. Uchiha? Hmm… maybe…. Thought Kakashi.
This obsessive girl was walking closer and closer to Kakashi but he didn't notice. He was too busy imagining what he would look like if he was Sasuke.
"HI-AYA!" screamed the 16 year old girl. Down her foot went, crashing on Kakashi's.
"OUCH!" screamed Kakashi! He hopped away as fast as he could away from the obsessed teen.
"COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! I AM NALENE KWONG AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! MWAHAHA!" screamed the so called –Nalene Kwong-.
End Flashback
"And that's what happened, "said Kakashi with a frown hidden beneath his mask and a fake tear dripping down from his revealed eye. He sarcastically wiped the fake tear away.
The Three 16 year olds just looked at him with wide eyes and blinked.
"HOW DARE THAT GIRL TALK ABOUT SASUKE LIKE THAT!" screamed the inner Sakura with rage while throwing fierce blows into the air. "How DARE SHE CLAIM SASUKE HERS! HE'S OURS RIGHT!"
"Well I guess so, but Sasuke hasn't really actually agreed to be my boyfriend yet…" said Sakura nervously.
"Sure…. Right …. Whatever… YOU CAN HELLA TELL HE LOVES US!" Screamed forceful Inner-Sakura.
"Why the Hell am I talking to you! I thought I left you at home!" realized the pink haired girl.
"You can Never leave ME at home… Mwhahaha!' said her inner self in a matter-of-factly tone.
"WHATEVER! I'm NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE!" yelled Sakura to her inner self.
"Hn… Annoying girls," said Sasuke calmly.
"AWW LUCKY! HOW COME NO ONE EVER LOVES ME?" Screamed Naruto very loudly and sarcastically. "SASUKE YOUR LUCKY EVERYONE LOVES YOU!"
"Shut up, dobe," Sasuke said not caring.
Sakura just giggled.
Naruto turned a dark red and yelled "Who you calling DOBE, TEME?"
"Shut the fuck up DOBE," said Sasuke, emphasizing DOBE.
"STOP CALLING ME DOBE, SASUKE-TEME!" argued Naruto. He was about to attack Sasuke. He started running towards Sasuke screaming "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!"
"Stop, Stop, Stop boys!" said Kakashi said holding Naruto down. Naruto was only centimeters away from Sasuke's face. Sasuke just smirked and flicked Naruto's nose and said "ha. Ha."
"WHY I OUGHTA…" Naruto said while trying to reach for Sasuke's face.
"SHUT UP!" Kakashi yelled, hitting Naruto on the head exactly where Sakura hit him awhile ago which made it sting really badly.
Naruto stopped and went limp. He pushed Kakashi off him and sat down on the ground criss-cross apple sauce style, frowning.
'UGH! I HATE THAT STUPID SASUKE-TEME!' thought Naruto,' it's HIS entire fault.'
Sakura ignored Naruto and asked "Sensei? What are we doing today? Are we going to train or maybe go on a mission?"
"Well my little cherry blossom, we are actually training… well actually it's a challenge… well you could call it both so I'll call a training challenge!" decided Kakashi, smiling happily underneath his mysterious mask.
"Okay…. So what's the challenge?" asked Sakura putting her hands on her nicely shaped hips.
'Hope it's something good. Not like the time we had to wash Kakashi's windows,' thought Sakura.
'Yeah… but at least we got to see Sasuke-kun shirtless! Hehehe.' Exclaimed the inner Sakura with a mischievous smirk on her face.
Naruto and Sasuke were glaring at each other, but stopped to listen to their sensei's answer.
"Well… if you MUST know it's….. A JOB AT THE KONOHA MALL!" exclaimed Kakashi!
'Mwahahahahaha!' thought Kakashi.
"COOL!" exclaimed Sakura with stars in her eyes.
"WHAT!" screamed the two boys, with anger in THEIR eyes.
"YES MY STUDENTS! I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU! And the other teachers did the same with their students! "Sang Kakashi.
'BWAHAHAHAHAHA!' thought Kakashi joyously.
"WOAH! That means we all get different jobs?" asked Sakura, excited to use her 30 workers discount.
'YAY! SHOPPING!' exclaimed Sakura.
"YES!" squealed Kakashi!
"So that means that we get to chose which jobs we get?" Naruto hoped.
'PLEASE SAY YES! LET ME WORK AT THE FOOD COURT!' hoped the Ramen-obsessed Naruto.
"NOPE! That's the catch! I did this all for you!" exclaimed the way too excited Kakashi!
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FREAKING DO YOU BASTARD!" yelled the angry Uchiha. He was too mad to even respect his sensei.
'NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK AT THIS STUPID MALL! THERE ARE GIRLS THERE! ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO ANNOY ME! DAMN KAKASHI!' thought Sasuke.
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, my poorly minded yet handsome boy, "said Kakashi, "you are too stupid to even know why I gave you this challenge, "said Kakashi in a matter-of-factly tone.
'MWAHAHAH!' laughed the scheming Kakashi.
"Okay sensei… tell us why you gave us this 'challenge'," said Sasuke pissed off, but starting to calm down.
'Get on with it you old fart,' thought Sasuke.
"huh?" asked Kakashi currently reading his Icha Icha Paradise book and ignoring the frustrated Sasuke.
Sasuke made a small growl and asked again.
"Well…. TO GET FREE WORKERS AT THE MALL! WHY ELSE?" said their sensei.
'FALALALALA! Free workers!' exclaimed Kakashi in his head.
"WHAT!" screamed the angry, surprised ninjas.
TO BE CONTINUED… MWAHAHAHA!
Miharu: hahaha! Wasn't that a great chapter…. I think it was too short!
Kakashi: What a genius plan! I LOVE IT!
Sasuke: I HATE THE PLOT! I don't want to work at any mall!
Sakura: Do we still get paid?
Naruto: RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN please let me have ramen!
Miharu: Well that's all folks! Oh and if you are wondering who Nalene Kwong is… she's my friend who's in love with Sasuke Uchiha! Mwahahaha! This is what she gets for hurting me! Haha Nalene!
Sasuke: DAMMIT! I HATE YOU NALENE AND I ALWAYS WILL!
Nalene: WHAT DID YOU SAY! (Grabs Sasuke's collar and lifts him up with one hand)
Sasuke: um… nothing?
Nalene: that's a good boy… (Pats head and hugs him tightly)
Sakura: HEY! HE'S MINE!
Nalene: WHO SAYS?
Sakura: I SAYS!
Both girls: ROAR! (Gets into fight about Sasuke)
Sasuke: ugh! Girls.
Naruto: HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO FIGHT OVER ME?
Kakashi: EVERYONE LOVES ME, I'M HOTT! (Fans himself)
Miharu: now were all done here! Hehehe (sweat-drop) Oh yeah! In the next chapter… we'll meet someone new… MWAHAHHA!
Sasuke: Dammit! I KNOW I'LL HATE THEM!
Miharu: Maybe… maybe… Mwhahaha
Nalene: Is it someone I know?
Miharu: mwhahhahahah hehehehe (evil smirk)
