A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi

By Miharu Saruwatari

This is the summary… if you ever forget…

Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.

My DISCLAIMER!

HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!

Chapter Two

I hate you, Kakashi

Recap

"Okay senseis… tell us why you gave us this 'challenge'," said Sasuke pissed off, but starting to calm down.

'Get on with it you old fart,' thought Sasuke.

"Well…. TO GET FREE WORKERS AT THE MALL! WHY ELSE?" said their sensei.

'FALALALALA! Free workers!' exclaimed Kakashi in his head.

"WHAT!" screamed the angry, surprised ninjas.

End Recap

"What, What?" asked Kakashi a little TOO happily.

"WHAT!" yelled the fiercely angry Naruto, "YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT YOU SIGNED US UP FOR A JOB AT A MALL FOR FREE!"

"Well… not really…," said Kakashi looking up innocently.

"WELL TELL US STRAIT WHAT YOU DID!" yelled the twitching Sasuke.

"Well… this challenge will help you strengthen your ability to work and stand really annoying people!" said Kakashi in a matter-of-factly tone but saying the last part really quickly…

"Hey… what did—"Sakura was about to say but cut off by a…

"Oh, Oh, Oh, don't worry! It won't be hard at all!" interrupted Kakashi quickly, "For an apology… I'll take you guys somewhere special!"

"Fine, "said all three ninjas looking upset and defeated.

Jumba Juice

"HERE WE ARE MY STUDENTS!" exclaimed Kakashi while pointing at the one story building before them.

"WHAT THE HELL?" asked Naruto. A question mark appeared on his blond head.

"Well… my little blond, loud ninja… We are at…. JUMBA JUICE! The land of happiness and love!" exclaimed Kakashi with stars in his eyes, holding his hand together, and in a high, girly voice.

"Okay…" said Sasuke blandly.

The shinobi walked to the entrance of the fruity heaven. Kakashi opened the door to the building and the teens walked in. Different people were there but the teenagers noticed some people they knew. Neji, Tenten, and Lee was there sitting by Shikamaru, Ino, and Chouji who also sat by Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro who also sat by Hinata, Shino, and Kiba who ALSO sat by their teachers. Everyone sat in two separate tables. There was a student table and a teacher table. In the student's table, three seats were empty and in the teacher's table one was left. It was like everyone was expecting them… how mysterious…

"Umm.. Kakashi-sensei…." Asked Sakura.

"Yes Sakura?" asked Kakashi about to walk over the teacher's table.

"Well did you plan this trip to Jumba Juice?" asked Sakura suspiciously.

"Why ….um… well….. Yes?" said Kakashi with an unsure look on his face.

"SENSEI!" yelled Sakura while hitting her sensei on the arm.

"What does this all mean?" thought Sakura.

"What are you thinking about? UGH just go with it…" said inner Sakura.

"Hmm… this is TOO suspicious," said Sakura in her mind.

Inside Jumba Juice

"Hi guys!" exclaimed Sakura to her friends.

"Hi Sasuke-kun, Naruto, and fore-head girl!" exclaimed Ino.

"Wazz-up." Said Shikamaru and Neji.

"Hi!" said Tenten.

"He-he-hello," stuttered Hinata while blushing.

"Hello Sasuke, Naruto, and my BEAUTIFUL SAKURA!" greeted Lee.

"Hello Lee," said Sakura blushing.

"What the heck? I thought Sakura LOVED me?" thought Sasuke, "Why is she blushing?"

"Hehehe…. Hello!" said inner Sasuke.

"What the FUCK!" yelled Sasuke, " Who the fuck are YOU?"

"I'm your INNER self… hehehe," said Inner Sasuke smirking mischievously.

"Hey… how come you've never come before?" asked Sasuke.

"HEY! A guy's gotta rest!" defended Inner Sasuke, "Plus I got SO tried of you having no emotions and you need more hormones.

"Like 16 years of rest and Sasuke Uchiha DOESN'T have any hormones!" yelled Sasuke.

"Well… I'm the inner you so… I guess that I'm lazy…hehhe," said inner Sasuke.

"Whatever…" said Sasuke calmly.

"Well now… on to business…" said inner Sasuke, " Well …. Here goes! YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR OUR LITTLE PINK HAIRED GIRLY GIRL!" "There… all done!" said inner Sasuke with a smile.

"Shut the fuck up! You don't know how I feel! Uchiha, Sasuke DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE!" yelled Sasuke, " I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! I'M BLOCKING YOU OUT OF MY MIND!"

"Aww come on… you HAVE to love her curvy curves, her cute face, and her full and perky ass…" inner Sasuke fantasized, "ohh doesn't that make you get an ere…"

"NO!" Sasuke said quickly before any MORE naughty images appeared in his head.

"Umm… Sasuke-kun?" asked Sakura looking at the Uchiha with a cute curious face.

"Uh, Uh, What?" Sasuke said off guard.

"Oh… um… you can sit down now," said the bubble-gum haired girl, pointing to the chair next to her.

"Oh, okay," said the Uchiha, sitting next to his teammates and blushing a tiny bit.

"Hehehe I think that Sasuke-kun likes someone!" Naruto sang.

"Shut up, Dobe," Sasuke said punching Naruto in the stomach. (A/n which hurts very much.. I know! It's happened to me!)

"OW!" Naruto yelled rubbing his stomach.

"Na-na-nar-nar-naruto-kun… ar-are y-you- ok-okay?" Hinata stuttered blushing like a ripe, red tomato.

"Yeah… thanks Hinata-Chan," said Naruto to the madly blushing Hinata.

Hinata almost fainted!

"OMG! I can't believe Naruto-kun noticed me! AWW He's so cute!" Hinata thought

"My kids! Get something to drink before Chouji drinks everything in the whole store!" yelled Kakashi from his table, still reading his perverted book.

The three teens got up from their seats and went to the counter. Their other friends already got some drinks and were chatting away amongst themselves. Sasuke was first to chose his drink. He wasn't too fond of sweet things (cough cough except Sakura cough cough) so his drink was really easy to choose.

"Hello what can I get cha?" asked a short girl with medium long, light brown hair. The girl looked up and saw Sasuke's 'handsome' face. She instantly fell in love with the Uchiha Prodigy.

"Well… I would like the sourest thing you have on your menu…" said Sasuke showing no emotions.

"Anything for you, Hot Stuff!" said the girl checking Sasuke out.

"mmm… me likey!"said the girl.

"hn,"said Sasuke annoyed.

"Damn, another stupid girl! DAMN MY GREAT LOOKS!" screamed Sasuke.

"hehehhe well at least most girls who like you are cute and not hideously ugly like Lee or something. But I suggest you take your chances with Sakura-Chan… ohhh! MAKE YOUR MOVE ALREADY! HEHEHE I CAN'T WAIT TO …" said inner Sasuke not continuing what he was going to say because was interrupted.

"SHUT UP!" yelled Sasuke.

He was really close to getting a nose bleed.

"Scoot over Sasuke-teme!" yelled the loud blond boy, " I want to get a drink!"

"Whatever Dobe," Sasuke said scooting over one step to let his obnoxious best friend order his drink.

Naruto went to the front of the counter and smiled at the girl. She just made a small smile because her "true love" wasn't in front of her anymore. She couldn't admire his face anymore.

"Hi! Do you have anything with ramen in it?" asked Naruto hoping for a yes.

"Nope," said the girl with an unpleasing smile on her face.

"Fine, I'll just get a mango drink," Naruto said reluctantly.

"Whatever," said the girl looking at Sasuke.

"Your turn Sakura-Chan!" said Naruto as he scooted to the other side of Sasuke.

"Hello! I would like to order peach pleasure please," said Sakura with a smile on her face.

"Ohh I would LOVE to bring YOU pleasure Sakura-Chan," said inner Sasuke with a mischievous smirk playing his lips.

"STOP!" thought Sasuke," Shut up before I…before I….oh no!"

Right there Sasuke thought of a really naughty image of our little cherry blossom. He couldn't control him self and got a nose bleed. Sasuke started blushing, but hid it while running to the bathroom to take care of the nose bleed problem.

Boy's Bathroom

"I HATE HORMONES!" yelled Sasuke in his mind.

"Really? I LOVE them!" said his inner self.

"I ALSO HATE YOU!" yelled Sasuke

"Don't hate yourself!" said inner Sasuke with an innocent smile.

Back to Sakura and Naruto

"Naruto, what happened to Sasuke-kun?" asked the worried Kunoichi.

"Aww don't worry Sakura-Chan, Sasuke is just…. Sasuke, I'll go talk to him," said Naruto knowing what was going on.

"Thanks Naruto," replied Sakura.

"Don't worry about it Sakura-Chan," said Naruto as he went to where Sasuke went.

The cashier girl was glaring at Sakura for knowing Sasuke better that herself. Sakura was really pretty so she just was afraid that she and Sasuke ' weren't meant to be'.

"How DARE that little witch steal that cute guy away from me!" thought the girl.

"Hey you, "said the girl to Sakura.

"Yes?" asked Sakura why she was being called.

"Stay away from that hott guy okay?" demanded the girl.

"Hey you don't know what his name is!" said Sakura shocked at what the girl said.

"Hey, I WILL know what his name is as soon as you go away!" spat the love crazy girl.

"Oh SHUT UP!" fought Sakura, "Don't tell me who I can and can't be with!"

"Damn! You just won't quit won't you, bitch?" said the love sick psycho.

"What IS you name bitch? Oh wait… let me guess….. Uglina?" said Sakura with a smirk.

"For your information, it's Izalyn, and I say that you shut the hell up before I kick you out!" said "Izalyn"

"Make me!" challenged Sakura.

This was it. Sakura Totally snapped. Inner Sakura was coming out to play…

"Bring it on, freak," said Izalyn as she hopped over the counter with a knife in hand….

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME! TO BE CONTINUED! MWHAHAHHAHA


Miharu: hehehehe sorry guys… but I made it a cliff hanger…. And It might take a while to make another chapter…. But you guys have to be patient ok?

Sasuke: YAY! NO MORE STORIES FOR A WHILE!

Naruto: Damn! I wanted to have a ramen smoothie (cried uncontrollably)

Miharu: That's so gross…. You really are Konoha's hyper active knuckleheaded ninja.

Sakura: Am I going to beat that bitchy bitch up or what?

Izalyn: HEY! I'm no bitch…. I'm just evil!

Nalene: IZALYN! (Lifts Izalyn with one hand by the collar) SASUKE IS MY MAN!

Izalyn: I know that but Marilen is too evil and is making me like him…. (Blames Miharu)

Miharu (Marilen): Well… if you weren't so stubborn and did whatever I told you to do… this wouldn't happen…..

Izalyn: I hate you (smiles)

Miharu: I hate farting monkeys….

Sasuke: haha! NO MORE CHAPTERS!

Miharu: Wait a minute pretty boy! I said they might not come out for a while…. So there…. And quote….. BELIEVE IT! …… unquote!

Izalyn: oh yeah… Naruto? Why do you always say Believe it?

Naruto: Because…. I want you to ….. BELIEVE IT?

Nalene: Believe what?

Naruto: Believe it….

Nalene: Believe what?

Naruto: Believe it….

Nalene: Believe what?

Naruto: Believe it!

Miharu: Okay…. Whatever…. Well….. (Plays the Looney toons ending song) So LONG FOLKS!