A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi
By Miharu Saruwatari
This is the summary… if you ever forget…
Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.
My DISCLAIMER!
HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!
Miharu's corner:
Miharu: THANK YOU ALL FOR GIVING ME GREAT REVIEWS! (Tear) AWW! I LOVE YOU ALL! Hehehhe I just put my story up, then the next day…. Like 12 people reviewed! I LOVE YOU ALL! Hehehe thank you!
Chapter Three
Problems
Recap
"Damn! You just won't quit won't you, bitch?" said the love sick psycho.
"What IS you name bitch? Oh wait… let me guess….. Uglina?" said Sakura with a smirk.
"For your information, it's Izalyn, and I say that you shut the hell up before I kick you out!" said "Izalyn"
"Make me!" challenged Sakura.
This was it. Sakura Totally snapped. Inner Sakura was coming out to play…
"Bring it on, freak," said Izalyn as she hopped over the counter with a knife in hand….
End Recap
"Let's go!" yelled Sakura as she placed her hands in fighting mode.
"Let's show this bitch who she's messing with!" said inner Sakura confidently.
"WAIT!" yelled another random girl.
"HUH!" asked the two girls.
"IZALYN! DON'T DO IT! MR. WOLF MIGHT FIRE YOU…and me….," said the random girl.
"CHRISTINA! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THIS IS ALL FOR LOVE!" yelled the furious Izalyn.
"Sorry! We'll just be leaving!" said Christina nervously to Sakura.
Christina dragged the kicking and screaming Izalyn away from the confused pink-haired girl.
"What was that all about?" asked Sakura in her mind.
"Let me TELL you what it was about! IT WAS ABOUT A WIMPY FAN-GIRL who is a weak little bitch!" yelled inner Sakura, angry that she wasn't able to beat up some girl.
Boy's Bathroom
"DAMN!" yelled Sasuke as he tried to stop his nose bleed.
"FUCK! I HATE YOU!" yelled Sasuke to his inner self.
"Hey, Hey, Hey! It's not my fault that I am so freaking horny!" fought inner Sasuke, "so technically… YOU'RE FREAKING HORNY TOO! Inside at least…hehehe"
"Damn…I really, Really, REALLY HATE YOU!" screamed Sasuke. Then he mentally kicked himself.
"OUCH! DON'T HURT YOUR INNER SELF!" yelled inner Sasuke out of pain.
"Hi Sasuke-teme!" Naruto yelled as he opened the men's room with a slam.
"AHH!" yelled Sasuke as he tried to pinch the blood out of his nose but he tripped because of Naruto's surprising visit.
"Sasuke-teme, what happened?" asked Naruto, staring at the Uchiha on the floor.
"ERG NOTHING! LEAVE ME ALONE!" yelled the pissed of Uchiha as he stood up, threw away the blood covered tissue, and walked out of the restroom.
"WAIT A MINUTE TEME!" yelled Naruto, running to catch up to Sasuke, "I know what happened…"
". . ." was all that Sasuke replied.
"I know why you're acting all weird… YOU LIKE THAT GIRL FROM THE CASH REGISTER!" yelled Naruto, teasing Sasuke, "Sasuke and that girl who I don't know, sitting in a tree!"
"OH HELL NO!" yelled the disgusted Sasuke.
"Good thing that dobe's a dobe…" thought Sasuke relieved.
"Yeah…stupid Idiot…" agreed inner Sasuke.
"Whatever…" said Naruto smiling like crazy, this received a punch in the stomach from Sasuke.
"Damn you Sasuke!" yelled Naruto lying on the floor in pain.
Sasuke walked back to where Sakura was… for some reason…. Where was the cashier?
"Hey Sakura… where's that freaky cashier?" asked Sasuke.
"She…. Well…. She won't be back for a long time…. Hopefully," sighed Sakura but little did she know... that Izalyn would be back with friends…..Mwhahaha……
"REALLY SOUR DRINK!" yelled the drink guy in a microphone.
Sasuke walked to the drink guy and took the drink.
"MANGO DRINK AND PEACH DRINK!" yelled the drink guy again. (A/n: hehehe I don't know what they call the drink people and how they call some people to get the drink.)
Sakura got her drink and went to her seat and started chatting. Naruto got his drink and headed towards his seat next to Hinata while drinking his drink really fast…. A little TOO fast…..
"AHH! BRAIN FREEZE!" yelled Naruto, clutching his head and collapsing down on Hinata.
"N-N-NARUTO-KUN!" yelled Hinata, she was like one THOUSAND shaded of red!
"NARUTO-KUN IS ON ME! AHH! OMG!" yelled Hinata in her mind, loving every moment.
"N-N-NARUTO-KUN, A-ARE Y-YOU OKAY!" stuttered the tomato like Hinata.
"I guess," said Naruto, as his brain thawed… (A/n hehehe that sounds weird)
Naruto quickly got up and sat back down at his own seat. Neji was looking at him suspiciously…
Once that was done everyone had their drinks and was chatting….until Kakashi interrupted them.
"Okay everyone! We actually invited you to Jumba Juice because we need to discus the training challenge, "said Kakashi.
"What the hell is a training challenge?" asked Kurenai.
"Well, I call project: Put kids through mall hell, a training challenge in front of the kids," said Kakashi in a matter-of-factly tone.
"Whatever, crazy! You just told the kids the code name!" yelled Kurenai angrily.
"Yeah, I know, but you look really hott when you yell at me, "flirted Kakashi.
"Shut up and explain the plan you hopeless fool!" yelled the blushing, yet angry Kurenai.
"Okay….,"said Asuma freaked out.
"Okay…back with the plan," said Kakashi, "so as you all know from your teachers, you won't be able to choose your own jobs, but you will have to work. We didn't mention that you will have to live in a dorm with your fellow employees and some other people..."
"WHAT? WHY?" asked Naruto, "HOW CAN I SURVIVE WITH THESE FREAKS!"
"Shut up, dobe," said Sasuke hitting Naruto on the head.
"OW! SASUKE-TEME! NOW I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH THESE GUYS EVEN MORE!" Naruto yelled as he clutched his over hit head.
"No wonder Naruto is so stupid…. Everyone on his team hits him on his head!" whispered Kiba to Hinata. Hinata chuckled a bit.
"Okay, to continue with the explanation… so there will be two wings in the building, a girls' wing and a boys' wing," Kakashi continued after he was so rudely interrupted by a very annoying Naruto, "hehehe now, now, boys… I know you're upset but I can't allow any girls getting pregnant!"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" yelled the boys with anger.
"The girls giggled a bit and Kurenai dumped her drink on Kakashi's head.
"What, what?" asked Kakashi, wiping his head with a napkin.
"Shut up and continue! (Cough cough)" said Asuma while coughing from his cigarette.
"Okay, okay, then can I finish my favorite book?" asked Kakashi impatient.
"WHATEVER! JUST CONTINUE!" yelled Gai to his rival.
"Blah, blah, blah, do you ever just SHUT UP?" yelled Naruto.
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" yelled Shikamaru, "JUST GET THIS OVER WITH!"
"JUST LET ME FINISH!" yelled Kakashi, "well…. I think… I'm done!"
Everyone sighed and attacked Kakashi, but luckily he poofed away. Then everyone went home… but what they didn't know was that there were three people behind the counter dressed like the employees spying on them…
"So… that's their plan… Mwhahaha!" laughed Itachi.
"SASUKE WILL BE MINE!" yelled Orochimaru quietly.
"EW! YOU'RE NASTY! THAT'S MY FREAKING BROTHER!" yelled Itachi disgusted.
"MMM…." Said Kisame drinking a red smoothie, "Tasty, tasty blood!"
"HEY! YOU THREE! GET BACK TO WORK!" yelled an employee thinking that the evil three were also workers.
"Damn!" yelled Orochimaru and Itachi as they dragged the oblivious Kisame to where they had to work.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Miharu: Thank you for reading this story! YAY!
Izalyn: I HATE YOU MIHARU!
Miharu: wah…. OH WELL!
Nalene: Gimme my Sasuke!
Miharu: No! Sasuke's Sakura's!
Sakura: I like this girl!
Sasuke: Ugh! I hate this freaking story! I'm leaving! (Walks out of Miharu's room)
Miharu: COME BACK HERE YOU SMELLY UCHIHA!
Itachi: You called? (Comes out of nowhere)
Everyone: (stares blankly at Itachi)
Sasuke: (sniffs the air and turns to Itachi) ITACHI! DIE YOU BASTARD! (Runs)
Itachi: NO! I'm gonna live forever and ever and ever! Until you die! Then I'll die because the series would be over! (Said in dramatic tone)
Miharu: Okay… don't kill each other ….yet… SORRY PEOPLE FOR THE LONG WAIT! Heheheh I'm sorry people that this chapter seemed short… I think…
Sasuke: Why don't you apologize to me! I'M THE ONE YOU'RE TORTURING!
Miharu: um…. Nah…. (Curls up in bed and falls asleep)
Sasuke: DAMN! I HATE YOU!
Miharu: (snores and drools a bit)
Orochimaru: bye, bye now…. (Uses long tongue to lick the screen clean)
Ino: EW! Now THAT is nasty!
Bo-bobo-bobo-bo: You said it Sista!
Awkward Silence
Nalene, Christina, and Izalyn: bye, bye, bye people!
Miharu: Oh, and sorry if this seemed perverted a bit… hehehe I APOLOGISE TO THE WORLD!
Sasuke: HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP!
Miharu: (falls fast asleep on bed)
Sasuke: damn…. Oh wait! I can draw on your face! Mwhahaha! (Grabs marker)
Miharu: (wakes up and slaps Sasuke's hand) Don't you even think about it! (Falls asleep again)
Everyone: okay... this is that last time we say … THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT! Even if it's probably morning…. Oh well!
