I am sorry! Super Sorry! Ultra Sorry! I have not had the opportunity to write for a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time. But I'll make it up to you with FIVE chapters.

"Who, What, When, Where, Why!" Jimmy yelled as he woke up. He tried to slap himself, but couldn't, due to the fact that he was shackled to a concrete wall, in the dark. Wait a minute. What going on? How come I'm here? OK, hold your horses Jimmy, let's think about this for a moment. First, me, Cindy, and Carl were at Hyde Park playing baseball. Then there was the dark figure at the edge of the park. He came toward us, and then grabbed Carl and Cindy, and then me. He ran away with us stuffed into his arms, and I could tell the figure was quite muscular. I tried to turn my head so I could see the figure's face, but before I had the chance, I was struck in the middle of the forehead by a heavy tree branch. And the next thing I know, I wake up, and I'm stuck in a dark room, shackled against the wall. But what happened in between? "WHAT HAPPENED?" Jimmy found himself shouting.

"Well it's about time King Cranium woke up from his little nap!" proclaimed a sarcastic female voice Jimmy knew all too well.

"Cindy, is that you? Where's Carl?"

"Oh, he's right here Jimmy," announced Sheen.

"As well as me and Sheen," continued Libby.

Jimmy heard a pop. "Ow! My scapula!" Carl yelped.

Before the gang could greet each other any more, a large door opened, and the silhouette matched that of the person who kidnapped them, a very large, muscular build. "Hello children," the man greeted, and his voice instantly gave him away. However to confirm their fears, the villain turned on the light. Jimmy had indeed met him two times before, as a hero. But this time, villainy was spelled out over the face of Jet Fusion.

A second figure emerged from the doorway, Beautiful Gorgeous. Both Beautiful and Jet looked the same except for one thing: the letters SKS emblazened on their suits. The red letters were pasted on what looked like a family seal. "Well, Jetty-Wetty, the time has come!"

"Yes Gorgeous-Porgeous, it has!"

Beautiful unchained Libby and Cindy and started dragging them, while Jet did the same to Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl. They were dragged through several hallways and corridors until finally they reached a torture chamber, where they were hewn forcefully onto the ground. Jimmy thought he might have broken his clavicle. "Alright now!" Jet shouted. "Start spilling!"

"Jet, we're not supposed to interrogate them. We're supposed to destroy them."

"Oh, right. This villainous thing is fairly new. I'm still getting used to it."

"I know." Beautiful drew a sonic resonator from a shelf. "Any last words Neutron?"

"What about a last number?"

"Whatever. It's your loss."

Jimmy smirked. "JP345-M."

As soon as Jimmy had said this, Sheen smirked as well, and went completely beserk. Between the flailing arms, utter gibberish, and weird dances, Jet and Beautiful were plenty distracted. Jimmy pulled a mini-magnetic ray out of his pocket, and Beautiful's weapon went flying into Jimmy's hand. "Run!" Jimmy started running towards a wall, and just when it looked like he'd crash, he activated the sonic resonator and blew a hole through the wall, and the ten walls behind it. Jet and Beautiful gave chase to the five fleeing children, but from the Macchu Pichu incident, the kids were much more in shape than them. Except for Carl, who had to be picked up by Sheen and Libby after only 30 seconds. They ran into the hovercraft and started up, once again escaping evil.

A few minutes later, Jimmy was multitasking by driving and using the hovercraft's first aid on his injured collarbone. "Sorry we didn't get the third page, Sheen."

"What are you talking about, Jimmy?" Sheen pulled out of his pocket not two, but three pages of the manual. "I found it on the floor when we were unchained. Nothing interesting, though..." Sheen shuffled through the pages and grunted. "Stupid foreword."