A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi
By Miharu Saruwatari
This is the summary… if you ever forget…
Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.
My DISCLAIMER!
HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!
Miharu's Corner:
Miharu: THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORY! YAY! Hahaha. I'm so happy… I feel special. (Tear) oh and… um…. Yeah…. Some characters are OOC… hehehe sorry… my fault! This chapter and some other chapters later will be on the different couples… sorry if I put too much sasusaku… I love that couple! Hehehe I can't get enough of sasusaku! Hehehe and I also feel bad that I didn't update for a long time, but school is too mean… oh well!
Chapter Four
Moving to the New Place
Team Seven
Recap
Everyone sighed and attacked Kakashi, but luckily he poofed away. Then everyone went home… but what they didn't know was that there were three people behind the counter dressed like the employees spying on them…
"So… that's their plan… Mwhahaha!" laughed Itachi.
"SASUKE WILL BE MINE!" yelled Orochimaru quietly.
"EW! YOU'RE NASTY! THAT'S MY FREAKING BROTHER!" said Itachi disgusted.
"MMM…." Said Kisame drinking a red smoothie, "Tasty, tasty blood!"
"HEY! YOU THREE! GET BACK TO WORK!" yelled an employee thinking that the evil three were also workers.
"Damn!" yelled Orochimaru and Itachi as they dragged the oblivious Kisame to where they had to work.
End Recap
Naruto's House
Naruto woke up the next day to the chirping of birds and the smell of the new fresh air and all that blah, blah, blah…
No really… actually he woke up to an annoying… BEEP BEEP BEEP from his annoying alarm clock.
"Aww man! I HATE WAKING UP! I REALLY HATE WAKING UP! Oh well…at least Ramen's for breakfast," Naruto thought as he woke up.
Naruto stumbled out of bed and fell on the floor…BAM!
"AWW MAN!" yelled Naruto painfully as he rubbed his butt.
"OOOH THE PAIN! THE PAIN!" thought Naruto.
He stood up painfully while leaning on his night stand. Then he put on his bunny slippers. He washed his face and went down stairs to eat breakfast.
"MMM RAMEN! I LOVE THE STUFF!" yelled Naruto hungrily as he dug into his food like a wild beast.
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
SCARF SCARF SCARF
EAT EAT EAT!
BURP!
Once Naruto was done, he got up and changed. All of a sudden Kakashi poofed in…
- - - POOF! - - -
"What's up Naruto?" greeted Kakashi as he entered the blond ninja's room with a bang.
"AHH!" screamed Naruto in terror as he fell once again. BAM! "WHATCHA DO THAT FOR SENSEI?" yelled Naruto as he got up.
"Well… I'm here to tell you to pack up and go straight to the dorm place… it's near the new mall…. Like across the street or something like that and be there by 10:00 and it's 8:00… so get packing!" informed Kakashi as he poofed away.
"Whatever sensei…" Naruto said as he packed his things in a HUMUNGOSE suitcase. He packed fifty pairs of clothing, a barely used toothbrush (hehehehehe jkjk), toothpaste, a brush, and everything else that people pack when they go away…. But he packed it all in a backpack. He filled the HUMUNGOSE suitcase with packs of ramen….. Obsessed much?
"Well…. Now it's time to go to the dorm place," thought Naruto as he walked out the door.
Sasuke's Place
Sasuke woke up to cheery voices outside his window. This time… I wasn't kidding…
"SASUKE-KUN!" screamed about a bazillion fan-girls outside Sasuke's window. Every morning this happens, girls are like Sasuke's alarm clock…. How sad for him…. Oh well!
Sasuke groaned and staggered out of bed.
"Damn… I hate those annoying girls," thought Sasuke.
"Go away… still asleep," yawned inner Sasuke.
He went straight to the window where the fan-girls were. Girlish squeals came from the girls as their dream boy came closer. He glared at the girls and closed the window shut, locking it, and pulling the shades down. He slid his hand through his morning hair. He walked down the painfully lonely hallway to the kitchen and ate breakfast… cornflakes…. The plain kind….. The kind that tastes really horrible… EW…
Sasuke finished his breakfast and took a shower. He also got dressed (duh… why would he walk around naked?). He was about to head to the door and train in a forest or something but dear Kakashi-sensei poofed in.
- - - Poof - - -
"HELLO SASUKE-KUN!" greeted Kakashi with joy.
Sasuke, for some reason, knew Kakashi was coming… probably his great ninja skills…yeah right….
"Sensei…" replied Sasuke calmly.
"Sasuke…" mocked Kakashi with the same tone as Sasuke.
The awkward silence came in…… then….. It ended….
"Sasuke, I came here to tell you that you must pack up and go to the dorm place…. It is located across the street from the new mall by 10:00 a.m. and it's 9:00 a.m.…. Be there… of be square….err…" said Kakashi in a dramatic tone. Then he poofed away while posing dramatically.
"Weird…" murmured Sasuke.
He went back to his room and packed his things. He packed like twenty pairs of clothing and the rest of the junk that you need when you travel to somewhere else. He carried a backpack and a duffle bag and went out the door to his new home for the time being.
Sakura's Place
"SAKURA DEAR!" screamed the voice of Sakura's mother.
"Mother… not now! I'm dreaming…." Said Sakura tiredly, rolling over to face the ceiling.
"Mom PLEASE shut up!" thought Sakura.
"Damn! Won't that woman just SHUT UP! I'm TRYING TO SLEEP AND DREAM ABOUT SASUKE-KUN!" yelled inner Sakura.
"SAKURA! GET UP! YOUR TEACHER IS HERE!" screeched Sakura's mom.
"Kakashi sensei is here? I wonder why?" asked Sakura in her mind.
"Shut up… trying to sleep," moaned inner Sakura.
Sakura was way too sleepy to get up…
"Damn… I shouldn't have stayed up all night watching T.V…"
"Hey… seeing hot guys on T.V are WORTH it!" said inner Sakura
"SAKURA GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOOOOOWWW!" Yelled Sakura's mom really loudly, with an annoyed tone in her voice.
Sakura got up after taking a long, sleepy sigh. She stood up and stretched… outside her window were boys staring right at her but she was too sleepy to notice… hehehe perverts…
Sakura, then, worked her way down stairs. Kakashi was talking to her mom; they looked like they were telling jokes or something…
"Oh and Sakura ran around BUTT NAKED!" yelled Sakura's mom to Kakashi. They both started laughing hysterically.
"MOTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" yelled furious Sakura, her eyeballs almost popping out. I would be furious at my mom too if she was telling my teacher, who teaches two other boys, one particularly that I like, and who loves reading porno, about me running around naked.
"Sakura! Stop being a party pooper!" said Sakura's mom in-between chuckles.
"MOTHER! STOP IT!" yelled Sakura, covering her mother's mouth from saying anymore embarrassing things.
"Oh come on! It's just your teacher! We're like family!" said Sakura's mom, taking her daughter's hand off her mouth.
"Yes Sakura!" said Kakashi chuckling, "We're like Family!"
Sakura sat on the couch, slumping back, "Sensei, what's the reason for your surprising visit?"
"Well I came to tell you that you have to pack up and go to the dorm place by 10:00, so better get packing!" said Kakashi, "oh and it's located across the street form the new mall." And with saying that he poofed away.
"You heard what the man said! Get packing dear!" said Sakura'a mom, pushing her daughter to get packing.
"Okay, okay mom, "said Sakura as she walked to her room and packed.
Sakura went back to her room and packed. She packed 100 pairs of clothing and got everything else a girl with pink hair WOULD pack on a trip. Then she went down stairs with a pink backpack and a pink roller suitcase (A/n: I don't know what it's called). Sakura said her goodbyes to her parents and left to go to her new home.
"I'm so excited!" thought Sakura.
"YEAH! Me too! We get to see Sasuke-kun more often!" exclaimed inner Sakura.
"Why do you always think about Sasuke? Why not yourself?" asked Sakura to her inner self.
"Well… because I—I mean we love him! NO MORE QUESTIONS!" yelled inner Sakura.
As she was on her way, she had a terrible argue with her inner self… it is WAAY to graphic to be put in words so that's why we should skip that part…hehehe.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Miharu: Thanks for reading another chapter of…..A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WORKING SHINOBI! I think that this chapter was a bit shorter than usual… hehehe sorry viewers!
Sasuke: Don't be sorry… nothing severely torturous happened to me…
Miharu: at least not now….mwahahahaha! Fear me!
Sakura: I can't wait to go to the new dorm place!
Sasuke: I can wait….
Kakashi: I'm like the star of this story!
Naruto: don't forget sensei! Star spelled backwards is rats!
Miharu: You got that from "That's so Raven" didn't you…?
Naruto: yep….
Sasuke: You are REALLY stupid….
Miharu: Now it's time to go….. Come back next time and find out what happens next time in….. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WORKING SHINOBI!
