A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi
By Miharu Saruwatari
This is the summary… if you ever forget…
Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.
My DISCLAIMER!
HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!
Miharu's Corner:
HI EVERYONE! I'M BACK! YEAH! Well… I'm trying to speed up the process of chapter making but I'm in the middle of hard work… let me just tell you one thing…. School is cruel…. Hehehe…. Well… I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! I LOVE YOU! Hehehehe not … you know…like love, love… hehehe…
Chapter Five
Moving to the New Place
Team Ten
Recap
"YEAH! Me too! We get to see Sasuke-kun more often!" exclaimed inner Sakura.
"Why do you always think about Sasuke? Why not yourself?" asked Sakura to her inner self.
"Well… because I—I mean we love him! NO MORE QUESTIONS!" yelled inner Sakura.
As she was on her way, she had a terrible argue with her inner self… it is WAAY to graphic to be put in words so that's why we should skip that part…hehehe.
End Recap
"Eww… YOU'RE SO FAT!" screamed really cute boys obviously disgusted on what they were looking at.
"GET AWAY FROM US YOU PIG!" yelled one really hott one, swatting his arms away at that thing he was referring to as a 'pig'.
"What are you talking about? I have an hourglass figure…" stated Ino really confused.
"Here! Look at this mirror!" said one guy handing Ino a mirror and ran as far away from her.
"What's that's guy's problem?" asked Ino, holding the mirror. She was really confused so she did what the guy told her to do and she looked in the mirror. You'll never guess what she saw…BIG, FAT, PIGGY INO! Mwahahaha
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Ino.
End Dream
"AHHHHH!" screamed the sleeping Ino, "AHHHH!"
Ino woke up almost scared for life. She sat up on her bed and started breathing heavily. She was sweating from the horrible nightmare. She trembled out of bed and walked towards her huge mirror and looked if she was fat at all. She sighed in relief because she really DID have an hourglass figure. She was once again very happy.
"Whew!" sighed Ino, "not fat, not fat, and not fat."
She lied down on her bed and relaxed. Five minutes later her sensei poofed in her room.
"Yo (cough cough)," said…more like coughed… Asuma.
Ino sat up straight and replied, "Hello sensei!"
"I'm just here to tell you guys to pack and meet us at the (cough cough) dorm place, be there by 10," said Asuma, "Oh and tell that to everyone on the team… I don't feel so good."
"Whatever, "replied Ino.
"Maybe because you smoke too many cigarettes? GOSH YOU'RE POLUTING MY AIR!" thought Ino.
And with that, Asuma left, leaving a trail of cigarette smoke. Ino started coughing and swatting her hand back and forth to send the smoke away.
"Ugh… Why do I have to do everything? Why can't sensei ask that lazy Shikamaru? The walk would at least get him in SOME shape! MAN THAT GUY IS LAZY!" yelled Ino in her mind.
She took a shower and got dressed. She headed downstairs to wake up the lazy ass Shikamaru… in his words… how troublesome…
Shikamaru's Place
Shikamaru was sleeping peacefully until…… one NOISY, BOSSY, AND VERY LOUD teammate came in his house and shook him violently.
"WAKE-UP SMART ASS!" yelled Ino as she shook Shikamaru wildly.
"AHH!" screamed Shika, "STOP IT YOU TROUBLESOME WOMAN!"
Ino stopped shaking Shikamaru and sat on a chair near his desk. Shikamaru got up from bed and stood in front of Ino.
"What's with the shaking?" asked Shika, looking very pissed off and sleepy.
"Well, to wake up YOU LAZY ASS I had to do it," said Ino with the same pissed off voice.
"Well, I'm going to take a shower so… DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" said Shikamaru making his voice higher at the end.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say Lazy Ass," said Ino with her fingers crossed.
As Shikamaru got his clothes and went to the bathroom, Ino started looking around his room.
"Hm, I wonder what the Lazy One keeps in his room?" thought Ino.
She started looking through his drawers… like Room Raiders hehe….. she dug into the many things until she saw something that would keep her laughing for hours and maybe even blackmail Shikamaru…
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Ino loudly; she was laughing so hard that she was almost crying.
Shikamaru heard all the commotion from the bathroom and worried what had happened…
"What is that woman doing? What if she's hurt? What if she's in danger? What if she TOUCHED MY THINGS!" thought Shikamaru nervously.
Thinking about all the things she could have found in his secret drawer scared him nearly to death… what if she found his… no… she couldn't have…. But that woman is nosy….. OH MY GOSH…..Shikamaru ran straight out of the shower, with a towel around his waist, back to his room.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TROU—"Shikamaru couldn't continue because he saw Ino, the bossiest, meanest, MOST TROUBLESOME woman in the whole entire world, holding his…. Diary…ehem… I mean Journal….
"Oh HI Shika!" said Ino in her sweetest, girliest, evilest voice.
"INO! DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU WILL REGRET!" yelled Shikamaru, secretly doing some hand signals.
"Mwahahahaha! How can I refuse an opportunity like THIS?" yelled Ino, thinking of the many things she can DO with these secrets.
"Blackmail, Blackmail, Blackmail!" sang Ino in her mind.
Blackmail was written all over Ino's face. Shikamaru was glad he had that special shadow jujitsu thingy….
He trapped Ino and took away his dia—err I mean journal…he hid it and unfroze Ino
"NOT FAIR SHIKAMARU!" protested Ino, pouting and acting all sad and angry.
Shikamaru stuck his tongue out and went back into the bathroom and changed. He came back out and packed his things… for someone so lazy he was SUPER FAST…. I'm just kidding…. He was as slow as heck.
"FASTER YOU UGLY PERSON!" yelled Ino, getting impatient with her teammate.
"You're too troublesome," said Shikamaru simply as he kept packing with incredible speed. I'm being sarcastic…
Once he was finally done, Ino exclaimed a hallelujah and they went on their way to pick up Choji.
Choji's Place
Choji was already awake… well not really…. He was sleep eating….
"Amm, Amm garck," munched Choji as he snacked on some shrimp chips, how delicious.
"Damn, food boy eats when he sleeps? Wouldn't he choke?" asked Ino, disgusted how messy Choji's room was.
There were food wrappers everywhere! Just imagine a dumpster outside McDonald's.
"Choji is too troublesome," said Shikamaru, trying to make his way around the many wrappers.
They finally got to Choji's bed and started to wake him up. They tried poking him but he just wouldn't wake up, plus he was really squishy. Ino tried slapping him awake, but he just moved a bit and tired gobbling up the rest of his chips. Shikamaru tried punching his stomach but he just caught his hand and started chewing on it.
"AHH! CHOJI SNAP OUT OF IT!" yelled Shikamaru in pain.
Ino started laughing uncontrollably, it was funny how Shikamaru screamed and tried to move the sleeping Choji off his hand. How sad for him…
Choji finally realized he didn't like the taste of lazy so he woke up and spit Shikamaru out.
"EW! That tasted horrible…. I need breakfast!" yelled Choji.
"Hurry up because you need to pack and we have to go to the dorm place, "said Ino, putting her hands on her hips.
"AWW! BUT I'M HUNGRY!" whined Choji.
"YOU JUST HAD CHIPS and me!" yelled Shikamaru holding his hand away from Choji.
"PLEASE!" begged Choji like he hadn't eaten in two years.
"NO! WE'LL EAT LATER WITH THE OTHERS!" yelled Ino, very, very pissed off and looking scary.
"WAH! FINE! BUT YOU'RE TREATING ME TO LUNCH!" yelled Choji angrily.
"Whatever," said Shikamaru, "You know he's talking to you right, Ino?"
"Nope! I know he's talking to you so prepare to spend more than 100 bucks," said Ino.
Choji started packing really fast so he could eat sooner while the other two were arguing like and old married couple. He got dressed and stopped the other two from killing themselves, he didn't care who was paying for his free lunch, and as long as he would eat as much as he wanted he was feeling great. They finally stopped fighting and they all went to the new dorm place, some people still calling each other names.
To Be Continued
Miharu: MWAHAHAHAHA! I'M SORRY BECAUSE I WAS REALLY SLOW IN WRITING THIS! FORGIVE ME!
Sasuke: I don't care…
Sakura: HOW COME WE WEREN'T FEATURED IN THIS ONE!
Naruto: YEAH! I'M SUPPOESED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!
Kakashi: NO! I'm WAY COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Ino: HAHA Forehead-girl! I'm featured in this chapter the most!
Shikamaru: The author is most troublesome, now my hand hurts because of that troublesome Choji.
Choji: WAH! I WANT MY FOOD!
Naruto: I want my RAMEN!
Nalene: I WANT MY SASUKE!
Sakura: NEVER!
Izalyn: hello!
Christina: (pokes Sasuke really hard in the stomach)
Sasuke: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Christina: I don't know, but that was FUN!
Choji: Where's my food?
Miharu: EVERYONE! JUST SHUT UP! I'm trying to say good bye to the readers! Ok… bye readers! OKAY CONTINUE!
Everyone: (argues with each other)
Miharu: okay, you don't want to see this… BYE!
